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TV/Movies › Re: Watch These Comedy Skits By A Nairalander. by Atmmachine(m): 10:03pm On Aug 31, 2015

All i can see are some ugly guys speaking inaudibly.
No mind me.
I'm just joking.
I give this skit 90/100

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Politics › Re: Jonathan’s CSO Denies $6.9m Allegation As EFCC Begins Full Probe Of Diezani by Atmmachine(m): 11:18am On Aug 31, 2015

I see the reason why they still harassing this lovely man Goodluck Jonathan.
He's cool, easy going & soft.

You keep saying he looted some money.
Why is Tinubu
Obasanjo.
Lamido Sanusi
Amechi
Rochas Okorocha
Oshomole still free & no one is saying shiit.

This Buhari is a big disgrace to the Animal kingdom.

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Politics › Re: Pictures Of Arrested Bokoharam Leaders As Posted By Nation News Papper by Atmmachine(m): 8:50am On Aug 31, 2015

Innocent people paraded as Boko Haram leaders.
This is how Buhari operates.
Free my nigga Musa.
Free my nigga Adamu.
Free my nigga Muhammad.
Free my nigga Ibrahim

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Crime › Re: Vigilance Group Uncovers Joint For Unclad Female Dancers In Asaba by Atmmachine(m): 8:47am On Aug 31, 2015

Come to Las Vegas & arrest them young girls.
Stupid ass Niggas.
A country where you can take laws into your hands.

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Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh: My Husband Heard A Lot Of Trash About Me But Still Married Me by Atmmachine(m): 10:31pm On Aug 30, 2015

oladoja1:
before 2 months now, let's look at what will happen

God forbid

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Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh: My Husband Heard A Lot Of Trash About Me But Still Married Me by Atmmachine(m): 10:10pm On Aug 30, 2015

Maybe you gave him the fucck of his life & his brain come reformat.
Pusssy can make men do some stuffs that will amaze you

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Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh: My Husband Heard A Lot Of Trash About Me But Still Married Me by Atmmachine(m): 10:09pm On Aug 30, 2015

You used a very strong original ijebu juju on him.
The babalawo no use water for the juju

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Sports › Re: Professor Ighalo Wins N58Million In Sports Bet by Atmmachine(m): 6:07pm On Aug 30, 2015

ArodewilliamsT:
Kestolove95, is an ugly bastard from kogi recently bursted. His pictures are here. He is currently one the run, he burgled someone's guest house and stole an LCD tv.

https://www.facebook.com/public/Kesto-Love

Lol
There are many kesto love on the list.
Which one of em is kesto ??

Sports › Re: Professor Ighalo Wins N58Million In Sports Bet by Atmmachine(m): 8:57am On Aug 30, 2015

kestolove95:
Hear d manager name..mr dotun..God safe u sai na yoruba man...if to sai na igbo man...I die if u go even see 500K...ibos and 419 b like car and petrol

Stinky pusssy.
Yellow bar goat

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Sports › Re: Professor Ighalo Wins N58Million In Sports Bet by Atmmachine(m): 8:56am On Aug 30, 2015

I don't give a flying & running fucckk

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Health › Re: Why The Vagina May Itch by Atmmachine(m): 8:51am On Aug 30, 2015

There's this trend of pussy eating.
Sorry, I don't put my mouth in an open wound that bleeds for 4 days every month.

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Health › Re: Why The Vagina May Itch by Atmmachine(m): 8:46am On Aug 30, 2015

I hate smelly pussy with passion.
I've had ugly experiences with girls who vaginas smells like rotten fish.

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Crime › Re: Arik: NDLEA Gets CCTV Footage, Impounds Two More Cars by Atmmachine(m): 8:10am On Aug 30, 2015

By hjc

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Sports › Re: Mikel Obi Fathers Two Children Secretly With Different Women - Mirror.co.uk by Atmmachine(m): 7:53am On Aug 30, 2015

Ganjafama:
$2million a week! My friend it's obvious you don't know what you are saying. Go and do more research on how much Mikel earns, then you can come back and edit your post.

22.5 million naira

Christianity Etc › Re: Opinion: Women Preaching In The Church Is Not Biblical And Its Forbidden. by Atmmachine(m): 7:50am On Aug 30, 2015

Religion is the worst scam to humanity.
Fucck Religion

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Sports › Re: Mikel Obi Fathers Two Children Secretly With Different Women - Mirror.co.uk by Atmmachine(m): 7:36am On Aug 30, 2015*

bushdoc9919:
So what happens when the money finishes?

Don't have children if you are not yet ready to marry.

Because marriage is good for legal protections, and such.

He's paid 22 million naira every week.
Multiply that into 4 weeks in a month, then multiply by 12 months in a year, How much is it ??
You're a disgrace to the animal kingdom.

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Sports › Re: Mikel Obi Fathers Two Children Secretly With Different Women - Mirror.co.uk by Atmmachine(m): 7:35am On Aug 30, 2015*

He is paid 22/millions naira every week.
He cannot go broke in this life.
His uses his dick not yours.
He has sex with whoever he wants not your mother or sisters.
Why are you bitter cos he has 2 sons.
Tell messi & Ronaldo to stop having kids out of wedlock & go marry their respective baby mamas

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Health › Re: Dead Body Abandoned By Pedestrian Bridge In Abuja by Atmmachine(m): 11:25am On Aug 26, 2015

Robbed & killed by the jobless & crime infested tribe.
# Yellow Bar Tribe

Crime › Re: Devil Made Me Insert My Fingers In 8-year-old Girl's Private Part - Pastor, 67 by Atmmachine(m): 10:39am On Aug 26, 2015

OK.
What's his name ??
Adebayo ??

& he's from the most sophisticated & hard working tribe on earth.
# Yellow Bar.

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Celebrities › Re: Chindima Exposes Her Navel As She Rocked Black Mini Skirt (pics) by Atmmachine(m): 4:43am On Aug 26, 2015

Nebila:
Miss Kedike... nice skin tone

Crime › Re: Arik Air Staff Caught With ‘cocaine’ In London by Atmmachine(m): 2:47pm On Aug 25, 2015

The only sophisticated & hard working tribe on earth.
The Yellow Bar tribe.

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Celebrities › Re: Moyo Lawal: I Haven't Had Sex In A While by Atmmachine(m): 1:55pm On Aug 24, 2015

Sorry.
No man will wanna have sex with a terrible looking gorilla

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Celebrities › Re: Moyo Lawal: I Haven't Had Sex In A While by Atmmachine(m): 1:54pm On Aug 24, 2015

Bvfgu

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Politics › Re: Obasanjo: In 2 Months Under Buhari, We Are Witnessing Nigeria Of Our Dream by Atmmachine(m): 10:38am On Aug 23, 2015

avrex3k:
Truth be told,president buari is working! :-)

Give me one example of the work

Politics › Re: Obasanjo: In 2 Months Under Buhari, We Are Witnessing Nigeria Of Our Dream by Atmmachine(m): 10:37am On Aug 23, 2015

Can someone mention one change in Buhari's regime ??

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Celebrities › Re: Rate This Good Picture Of Tekno Wearing Native On The Scale Of 1 To 10. by Atmmachine(m): 8:19am On Aug 23, 2015

This guy is beautifully handsome.
# No Homo.

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Celebrities › Re: Rate This Good Picture Of Tekno Wearing Native On The Scale Of 1 To 10. by Atmmachine(m): 8:19am On Aug 23, 2015

200/100
I give it to him.
He murdered the outfit

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Politics › Re: Fayose Paying Compensation Before Demolishing Illegal Structures (picture) by Atmmachine(m): 1:38pm On Aug 22, 2015

Cool

Crime › Re: The Cars The Ikorodu Robbers Bought After Their Successful Operations (photos) by Atmmachine(m): 7:31pm On Jul 06, 2015

Victorvos:
very stupid and moronic comment from your empty head. You must be one of the thieves. God will catch you and your fellow one day. Get a life.

Are you done ??

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