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Ladystewie: shut up joor

smelly pucci

priscaoge: Lol this one na crazy thread ooooh ...It all depends on the caller and my present mood

If it was your boyfriend & you were in a very bad mood ?

Ladystewie: What does this one want

The normal thing you gave to other guys.

My mum is a brazilian while my dad is from Anambra state Nigeria

Sex no dey belle full this girl ??

So,this babe won't let me have some rest..
We had sex last night, does she think i can regain the sperm i wasted in just few hours ago ??

Popular Nollywood actor Nkem Owoh is hospitalized after attack by hoodlums

I have experienced 4 years of uninterrupted electricity in America..

When i was in Nigeria i was a great cook.
but here in America,they eat shits.
I only cook rice,barbeque & all the Nigerian dishes.

Ask Nigerians that resides in Pennsylvania,Usa how e dey be..

Over 50 guys comes to my house every sunday to get high on marijuana & eat.
We holding it tight for Anambra

Food for the birds..

Have you heard of Guatanamo bay ??
Ans= no.
You're a learner

Having sex with a big a-ss Girl is a punishment... The a-ss will be hitting your scrotum if you are forking her from behind, after the sex you atmmachine & scrotum will be paining you.. Please,Give me a flat bottom chick for flexible,Hot & sweet sex.

CFCfan: Proper hygiene gets rid of any stink.

Girls with big a-s-s have the smelly nyash... I have tasted all sort of big bakassi.

BIG NYASH stinks alot, if you doubt me ask idowuogbo,texanomaly,chocolateme and BAbymama.
;DBIG NYASH sTinks alot, if you doubt me ask idowuogbo,texanomaly,chocolateme and BAbymama.

I see the reason why nigerian guys ain:T good looking.. _
If our girls can fix fake hair,Fake eye,Fake fingers,Fake hips & fake breas.t .. Why won'T we change the color of our lips FORK YOU

If bayelsa is the pride of the nation, what then is Lagos ?

ojokojonwanyi:


U wish

No, i don't want to experience such thing again.

Not being able to have sex with 14 years old girls(blood capsule).. Doctor's prescription.

There too many fowl thieves.. Five of my broiler fowls disappeared yesterday without any trace,though i perceived the flavour of cooked chicken from my neighbour's house..
Sango will kill him..

They no go give am chance to rig the election.. sir, sorry in advance.

The girls mastur.bates alot (self service)

Many konji among the female folk, i got rape.d by 5 married women.. i couldn't walk for two days.

So many married women chasing young boys, the want to taste fresh blood.

There are many nyash openers a.k.a (vaseline movement).

#Homosexuals.

Young girls dating married men leaving we young guys stranded & frustrated forgetting that those married men will only enjoy the nutrient leaving only the shaf without marrying them, they will later expect us to marry fourth hand wives..

God forbid..

Ask my son what i did to him the day he used a very sharp nail to draw his ancestors on my whole car.
I gave him one bottle of alomo bitters & he couldn't walk for 4 months, if he sees any car he will disappear immediately ..