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I love having sex in the church, especially during night vigil

With the way Nigerian girls bleaches these dayz, guyz will end up dating thier Ex-girlfriends..
Talking from experience.

Yes they do have a supernatural powers..
I'm a native doctor & we use dogs in sacrifices

After constructing the second Niger bridge, there will be a security office close to it just to keep the Northerners& the dirty yorubas out of our state..

I know you don't have a job,you're suppose to be shot @ a close range..

I brush my teeth twice & took my bath twice when i was in Nigeria..
I change my boxers after each bath.
But when i Came to America, i notice i was the dirtiest.
When you walk into the store people will smell you.



I was later told that any Nigerian that comes to America must smell like that for two months, i don't know if it's because of the kinda food we eat in nigeria..
LAST BULLET: Nigerian girls are the worst, if you wanna see clean girls come to America.. Why is it that after having sex with nigerian girls the odour from her pucci will stay in your room for 2weeks

chocolateme: Its so obvious that most guys are dirtier than imagined, they dress very cutely and neat outwardly but what about their insides? The boxers they wear is d subject of this thread.. Some of them are ready to wear one boxer for good one week without soaking it in water, they will wear it to go out, sleep, bath and even continue like that till one week passes.
When you look at the rubber waist of their boxers, you will flinch. The amazing thing is that they still go ahead to drag down their jeans wear and be displaying the dirty boxers (ass level). But there are still guys that cannot be comfortable using one boxer for 2 days that is they change it everyday and it has become a habit. Pls guys, wearing a boxer for more than one week... Does it not scratch u or do u hv a sentimental attachment to it? I'm not even talking about their stockings because that one na DIE!!!

LOL.
I know you are talking of Nigerian guys.
Americans don't wear a t-shirt thrice

I know you haven't had sex with any man, but i know she has a vibrator

They are really sick.. why would someone fork holes full of shits with his dicckk

The size of her well (HOLE)

I want the ones with tight pucci like the mouth of a coca-cola bottle, not the size of Nairaland girls pucci like toll gate

A girl who can moan like a mad cow during sex

Nothing attracts me to Nigerian girls because they re dirty & their pucci smells like dead goat... That was why i turned gay

Big Bakassi(Nyash) , but you must be willing to wash it every 20 minutes

A clean pucci can attract me to the opposite sex not the kinda pucci that smells like rotten fish

CityNG: I buy and sell classic cars.

I'm secured enough to have verified buyers come to my house.

I'll never buy a car from someone in a mall. I want to see where the car is parked normally to see if any oil leaks.

You must be an igbo guy

pDude: Craiglist is full of p.edophiles, serial killers, robbers and thieves. I don't even go there.

I do most of my shopping on ebay. The best so far

IF i want to buy anything on craiglist, i must meet with the seller in a mall or gas station

CityNG: I am in the USA, I love Craigslist. I make a good amount of money on Craigslist.

As in anything you have to be cognizance of your environment. People get taken on Amazon and eBay all the time.

How do you make money on craiglist ? if you want to transact any business on craiglist you must meet the person in a mall or a public area

i think i will use my MB to watch blue film rather than downloading this noise

Paypal & ebay does not work in Nigeria..

We in America make use of Ebay & Amazon but we dey fear Craiglist like death

Hole is hole, except you have gold in yours

Fulaman198: Ethernet port? Connect it to a switch or router with Ethernet ports.

I mean using it outdoor when i'm not at home

please, how can i connect my tablet to the internet without using wifi

Super bite restaurant signs a new manager.. His name is LUIS SUAREZ

Babymama1: And your grammar stinks to high heavens
Blockhead

smelly pucci

All your posts don't make sense

yes i do..
I have a masquerade & a shrine here in America.. Only death can take me away from my culture

Babymama... You're old enough to stop all these bragging & stupid shits.
What can the younger ones learn from you ?
All you posts on nairaland doesn't make sense at all.
If you don't upload pictures of the airports you have been to, you upload pictures of the cities in America or the pictures of food.

There're alot of Nairalanders living in America but we don't show off or brag about what we gat.. PLEASE, GROW UP

Babymama1: Many years ago in a conversation,I told someone that a time would come in Nigeria when a child born will know nothing else but how to cheat and scheme and connive and dupe others or do whatever it takes to get ahead.
I believe Nigeria is at that time now.
The place is useless.Increasingly I feel a lot of disgust for that land.
I pretend to love it when sorrounded by foreigners,I won't let people bash my country and get away without a response but in my heart of hearts ,I agree with them.
I held out hope for years till I told myself the truth and that truth is that the only way that country could be saved is by a Passover,the like of what happened in Biblical times when the children of Israel wanted to leave Egypt and the angel of death had to kill the first sons of the Egyptians while passing over the house of the Israelites.
There should be a Passover of some sort where every man or woman who had a hand in the rot of the land is done away with by a similar angel ,all in one night so fear can grip the survivors and perhaps change will come.
At the current state we are in,there is no hope for a change
The foundation and make up of the country and it's systems are completely rotted.
There is hardly any truthful man in the land
Everyone expects something for nothing and something for something.
There is no love in anyone's heart for Nigeria
Don't get me wrong,America is no paradise but Americans are genuinely proud of their country and would fight to defend it.

Nigerians are not proud of Nigeria and who could blame them
The country has done nothing for any of us
Dying for Nigeria is useless!it is not worth it
I make bold to state that all those who died in a fight to keep Nigeria one died in vain,sadly.
The country is not worth dying for.

You're very foolish

How old is America ?? But Nigeria is only 56

Obasanjo & some other prominent Nigerian leaders who are your father's age mate are striving to make Nigeria better & you're here painting nigeria black..

This is a debt all of us must pay someday..

MAN die go, woman go born another one

SMD..
Shaking My Dicck