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I won't ever beat him.
I will just help him by giving him 9 tablets of sleeping pills.
He will wake up the next month & his brain will get formatted..

I will bring my valentino leather belt & give him "flog of life".. If he faints i will continue flogging him till he comes back to life.

I will rather watch blue films than watching those shits

How old is she

viewing this topic.. Idowuogbo

kendrick93: i can counter dat formation with madrid 4231 because ur fullbacks will be pushed up to wingbacks leaving space for ronaldo and bale on d wings who both hav 90+ pace.. counter attack.
on fifa 14

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Do you know ibrahimovic's horse power ?? His power is real c.ronaldo & benzima's strength added together..
In that 2,3,5 formation. i always edit the midfielder's position so that they will always help the defense

And another thing is that i don't mark my opponents when they are with the ball, when you mark them the defenders will just be following them like an escort.. i can use any player to mark you real hard by pressing & holding only the X button, they will smoothly outrun your players and collect the ball from you.

Press the L1,L2 & the angle button at the same time.
You will over head the opponent

Have you played this formation ? 325 ?

3 defenders,2 midfielders & 5 strikers.
My opponent stopped playing betting with me when i start using the formation because na 10-0 things i dey give am..

Have you played this formation ? 325 ?

3 defenders,2 midfielders & 5 strikers.
My opponent stopped playing betting with me when i start using the formation because na 10-0 things i dey give am..

Do you know what is called R2 ?
It is a cheat people use to score as many goals the want while playing betting..

Just press block the shot button & press and hold the R2 button at the same time.. the ball will curve & the goal keeper will not see the ball till it goes inside the post..

When you opponent is with the ball, don't press x button & R2 for your players to mark him.. it will only make your players to be behind your opponent..
Just press & hold the X button till your players outrun your opponent and collect the ball from him.

Goodluck jonathan is just a pucci..

The girls are no more alive,is he going to #bring back their skeleton

Ishilove: Are you allergic to condoms?

No, but my girlfriends complains that the oil gives them virginal pains after sex.

In Aguleri,Anambra state we use juju in everything..

I became a single parent when i was 17..

My first sex with my virgin girlfriend produced a baby girl.
My 1st baby mama got married @ 20 & she took my daughter to her matrimonial home..

Then @21 i got another girl pregnant & she gave birth to a baby girl..
The third one followed the next year but this time it was a boy..


I'm so sorry for being so irresponsible & useless by putting innocent children in a sorrowful mood because i rendered them fatherless.

How will God forgive me

Here in America,You can easily get if you're a single mother but in Nigeria,it's a different story..

I can marry a single mother.

onyaigo: Anyway...for me sha oooo....it happened when I was a teen,i took in immediately i got disvirgined.....it wasn't funny then....going to school,,,the stigma,,the gossip,,,,breaking my family's heart,,,emotional,,,psychological,,,mental trauma(na die)....thank God I never did an abortion(i for done die of heart attack)....today am a better,,stronger,,prettier,,,classier lady......its been from one blessing to another since then(i can't fit shout).........I have learnt that love ain't sex,,relationship is for the matured in mind,,parents know your kids in and out,make them your best friend.....my advice is,,,no Sex before marriage(u r entitled to ur opinion so don't give me dat look)..,,love is not a feeling but a choice u make,,,,if it is easy getting the right partner we all would have been married by now so chill and be the best you can be(your own dey road)......brb.

You're just an Angel..
Chill,your time will surely come

I have a good massage for the husband..
Don't worry,the dildos or vibrator will soon spoil & she will stop self servicing,then she will turn to you..

Some dayz are like that.

I will only spend #200 naira & satisfy myself for the whole year..
#VASELINE = 50 naira, #BLUE_FILM= 150 naira.


I don't care, If she likes she can seal the hole with super glue, na she go tire but as for me i will always empty my tank daily.

somcherry: Same

what village

somcherry: are u frm there?

Do you live at Nnobi ?

somcherry: are u frm there?

Yes
You ?

Silenzer: Adiro asi ndo. Anambra Adigo Mma, nye aka ka oburu Dubai/Taiwan

Do you live in awka etiti

I'm 39 & still a virgin because i'm a cripple

Mr.opener is here a.k.a virgin breaker.

I'm a virgin... i mean my ass is still virgin. #No_homo

My grandmother is also a virgin

I'm 20 & still a virgin but i'm looking forwad to loosing my virginity before this year ends..

Wish me goodluck

WHO WROTE THE BIBLE

if i give you some bad quotations in the bible, you will know that bibles are very complicated

PLEASE...who wrote the bible