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Foolish Nigerians.. All they know is that they use phones. Android isn'T meant for Nigerians because we don'T have WIFI connection in Nigeria.. Blackberry playbook is sold for 15k and it is far better than ipad 2 that is sold for 76k,what android will you compare with blackberry ??

armyofone: Lol, thanks goodness for Garmin GPS. I just type the address of where I'm going, stay on my lane and then I'm there

i always drive from pennsylvania to florida with the help of gps

holamiday: Really, what does driving abroad entail that makes people fail the tests over & over? Do they fly with cars? Or is it mastery of road signs? I strongly believe i can drive easily anywhere on earth.

You may correct me.

Please, explain these simple road signs or you will never get an ordinary learners permit in America

egesie: pls I'm curious to know how you got past uniformed officers on nigeria road

They're only there because of money

I started driving at age 13
I started doing inter country at age 15.. Anambra state to Accra Ghana.


When i moved to America, i realized that the most professional driver in Nigeria can never pass an ordinary driving test here in America.


What we do in Naija is playing not driving

The abducted 100 young men will marry the 100 virgin girls they kidnapped earlier..
#Husbands for the virgins

Don't let them catch you because you are the original plagiarius

What i tell my black friends here in America is
#Don't insult a cop
#Don't resist arrest
#Always record your encounter with the cops for court purposes
There is still 80% racism in America



I hate whites

This is what we experience in America..
Cops killing black dudes..


#I rep ferguson, Missouri.

This is the only time the blacks stood up against the discrimination & oppression we face..
7 cops cars,33 business places were set ablaze..

Walmart,Best buy,Turkeyhill,Redners,Footlock,Price rite,Rite Aid,Bon ton,Burlingnton coat factory,Dress Ross,Forever 21 were also looted & set ablaze.

fubbyy: this is not gay bro, so you mean you don't apply cream? Are you for real?

Please which part of the country are you?

US of A

Federal Government thinking of the well being of Nigerians since 1904

fubbyy: you are old school bro, that's what our forefathers did, and it was also believed that real men don't dress well, so you still go with that mentality?

My mom bought me my first cream and soap with towel, I still remember vividly

GAY ALERT !!!

Dem never find #Our_missing_girls..
But they don find #Our_missing_fishing_vessel..


GEJ till paracetamol go begin cure HIV

EFCC dey strike

EFCC no dey work again

SexyFox: Fair n white when I get money. Gng when I'm broke. Both does the same work on my skin. I dont react to any of them.

You use red oil..
#Busted

Gay alert !!!!!!

Real men do not apply cream..

I see so many gay guys here.
#Runs for my nyash

Groundnut oil

GIRL'S B*REAST..

I thought it was full of puss.

Pucci...
When i was a kid i thought pucci was an open wound that can never heal & bleeds every month.

Sex !!!!!!!!!!

Gay alert !!!!!!!!

Gays full here oooo.
I cover my nyash with the blood of jizus.

Only ladies cry..

Real men don't cry..
Only homosexuals cry.

I think i'm on the wrong thread..
Please,how can i get to the sexuality section ??

You will die on top of woman..

You're so skinny that when you go for a H.I.V test the doctor will tell me "go take your medicine" you're already confirmed.

Do you want me to fry egg for you before you can get some senses..

Big dicck by my boyfriend.

God will punish you for washing your parent"s linen in the public.