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baralatie:
huh?

you can make your research that's the price

a bull shark is worth $500,000 in the world market

alexistaiwo:
Flaunt wealth, act broke.... All na for your pocket.


Are rich people not having happy married life?
Do poor people even enjoy the contraption called marriage at all?
As if being broke is the secret recipe to a happy marriage.


Las las Ticket wey go cut go cut..



Even if you forecast all players to come to field of play wearing their respective jerseys, one mumu will still turn up shirtless

I never comment for any topic for years now
but Baba this thing wey u talk so do serious registration for my head.
na confam yarns you drop so
my brother, u b better wise man

nairaland don craze las las imagine d type of things wey dey make front page dis days

A Cigarette smoker without money can leave his house with faith that when He gets to the joint his friends will buy for him and for sure even without begging, his friends will say guy take one stick. That's Love.

A guy who loves beer without money can leave his house to a beer parlour with faith that his gang members will buy for him and for sure even without asking, his friends will say guy take one bottle. That's love.

But can a hungry/jobless person leave his house to a religious organisation with faith that someone will give him money to come and eat

Where is the love that we preach everyday?

Have you bothered to ask a member of your church/Mosque..religious organisations how life is treating them? People go through a lot and only few will voice out.
Someone will sow 1million naira seed in a religious gathering but beg him for 1k out side he will say no money.

This is why it's easy for the devil to confuse young minds to join bad gang because they even show love more than most people that preach love.
We the religious people really have to step up and start practising this love that we preach��

#Foodforthought.
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it's like this OP wants to be unfortunate!
what's with the misleading headline?
see we done vex enough for this country than wey u come dey use lies dey make us click trend abi dem swear for u ni?
no come let us reason ur matter o
my friend change that headline. . OPKETU!

Initialism(internet) parent over shoulder (i.e. observing the young user's conversation)(legal) proof of service(linguistics) part of speech (noun, verb, interjection etc.)(retail) point of sale / point of service(technology) Proprietary Operating System(vulgar) piece of shit

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What would be your definition if this happened to you:
Pa Adesanya is a 90 year old man lying on his sick bed in the hospital. He envisaged the end has come, he beckons to Rasaq his 60 year old son to come close that he had something to tell him and the following conversation ensued.
Pa Adesanya: my son, I've seen the extent of hatred you have for the Igbos and I've also noticed that you despise them a lot
Rasaq: Baami they over do things o jare and this has made me develop hatred for them and I will use every opportunity to deal with them but sir let's leave their issue and concentrate on your recovery
Pa Adesanya: Rasaq my son, you must relate with every man as an individual not in consideration of tribe or ethnicity. I feel the end is near and need to reveal a long held secret to you
Rasaq: I don't think I can ever like the Igbos but baami what's the secret?
Pa Adesanya: 60 years ago while I was still working with the Railways in Enugu I had a friend and neighbor Mazi Okeke who was very close and good to me. Mazi Okeke and the wife died in a motor accident three months after they had a boy child and I couldn't help but adopt that little child as my own. Myself and your late mum took care of the boy like ours and ensured he lacked nothing. That child is you. You're really not an Adesanya but an Okeke and my friend Mazi Ignatius Okeke is your father. You're not Yoruba but Igbo
Rasaq: Takes a deep long breath and walks out of the room.

Moral of story: every one deserves to be judged and defined by the composition of his intellect and whatever he brings to bare in his social and communal relationships.
Will Rasaq who hated Igbos suddenly realize that he hated himself all the while? Tribe consciousness rests in the bossom of the unexposed
Every tribe and people have the good, the bad and the ugly. I am a proud Nigerian without regrets just asking for true federalism.

Rules and regulations for my future wife 

1. My future wife is not allowed to have more than 3 male friends, me, her dad, and her brother (if you have two brother you better pick your favorite) 

2 my future wife is not allowed to pray silently. I have to know what is going on between you and Jesus 

3 if my future wife wants to comment on any guys Post we must first discuss about it. 

4 my future wife is not allowed to work........ Cause being with me is a full time job 

5. My future wife is not allowed to hide her phone from me as long as we are together it's not an iPhone, 
It's a wephone.. 

6. My future wife is not allowed to sleep unless I'm watching her..... 
If she laugh in her sleep I'm coming into her dream to see what is so funny 

#AM_I_CARING ?

[quote author=BlackMystery post=53870128][/quote]thank you... it's well.

*BIG BROTHER*
The winner of this notorious Big Brother Naija is expected to walk away with N25milion and a car. All it requires is: be Live with a set of fellow crazy irresponsible people, do all sorts of immoral things and win!
If only there could be an educating version of such. If only they could house intelligent scholars, and make them compete for similar prizes. But, no! Our people do not encourage sanity. The best in Mathematics competitions walks home with ridiculous stipends, and laughable prizes, while these morons in BBN earn millions for coming to suck breasts, speak thrash, and display nudity on International TVs. What a generation! What a time! How do we nurture and produce the next Chike Obis, the next Chinua Achebes and the next Wole Soyinkas? What foundations are we laying for coming generations? What message of hope and legacies are we leaving behind? Immoralities... Are we not losing our minds?
We should see that this programme is replaced with a more intelligent and educative programme. Naija is broke morally and financially, yet the sponsors are wasting millions of Naira on a highly immoral programme.
Pls what is the lesson on this Big Brother for our YOUTHS
I am just thinking aloud.......
SAY NO TO IMMORALITY
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purplesummer:
God does not have a specific person designed for each of us, however Christians are expected to marry from the same faith and not be unequally yoked with unbelievers. If God designs a particular woman as your wife and she dies during childhood or before you could meet her, does it mean you'll be plagued with an unhappy marriage the rest of your life if you happen to get married to another person?

Even in the Bible, God hardly told people exactly whom to marry. He could forbid a believer from marrying from a certain place or congregation usually because of their unbelieve but not because there is a specific person you must wait for.

well said

Estharfabian:



With that Abnormal Shape of Head, Lips, Scary Nose And Hair...Nigga Would be single for A LooooooooNG time.



Just look at The Below Average Baboon/Orangutan making Mind boggling demands like he's Dwayne Johnson Or Jay-Z.


dumb Ewu!

but Sista why? no! no!! why? u no even get small conscience..

Sparkle777:
Oouuch
Dis kain bae for PA?
I dnt gerrit.
Is Tonto blind?
My hubbys PA wil resemble John Okafor, no offence.

no no no I won't take dis... I won't accept dis.

hungryboy:
Saw him riding the bike today,
The only thing on my mind was,
This bike money fit build me 3 bedroom flat for village oh, small change fit even remain, I use am buy Golf 3 join

guy I feel ur pain bro no worry iyanu ma sele soonest.. our time to take over don come, our missed calls don plenty for God phone him don tell Gabriel to answer us say our disturbance n wahala don too much we no let am rest so wey angel Gabriel answer us before we give am headache... so no worry our call has been picked up... do I hear an AMEN?

chessguru:
Pls disregard any media propaganda been launched against mmm-Nigeria by Nigeria paid/sponsored media, bloggers, so-called financial analysts/experts and online news outlets seeking for cheap popularity/traffic . mmm didn't crash. Frozen measure is normal in mmm operations and it has never led to the collapse of the system. I have watch many video on Youtube that got me convinced that there's nothing to panic about frozen mavro. u get ur GH from others PH, if nobody PH where do u think mmm will get ur GH from. Me and u are the one to make mmm continue or collapse in Nigeria not the Media

ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION !!!
Are you MMM investor?
You are cordially invited to 7 days powerful fire vigil at iyana ipaja.
Theme: DA OWO MI PADA KIO SI GBA OWO MI FUN MI
@ 9pm prompt, this fri 23rd Dec 2016.
Be there...
M M M:
MOLE,
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MOTUNGBAPADA

jmoore:
Which karma? When God said don't fornicate, you disobeyed him and went ahead and spread your legs for your bf. God has not punished you and you are calling karma on the head of your baby daddy.
Which life did he destroy? Is being a baby mama an example of 'destroyed life'?
Genevieve Nnaji is a baby mama and she is not whining.
You are an adult and should be responsible for your actions. Automatic marriage is not a must when a man impregnates you.

who be dis guy? u deserve a very big handshake... sense dey ur brain joor

zoba88:
The Minister of Information and Culture, Alhaji Lai Mohammed born on December 6th 1952 turned a year older today.His staff organised a low key birthday for him.See photos below


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/12/photos-from-lai-mohammed-64th-birthday.html

well I was abt to say HBD then I came to the realisation his birthday date night also be a lie!!! plz someone should tell dis man to fear God

AkinPhysicist:
I hope he learns his lesson and reduce his consumption of alcohol and meat/suya (protein). Nigerians are not learned that is why whenever they have a disease they go around blaming 'village people' whatever that means.

And most importantly why thank God? You should rather be thanking Medical SCIENCE for saving your a$$ - donate money to a medical endowment so that we can do more medical research.

sir plz stand up ur sitting on ur brain

legendte:
Under 20 world cup and Olympics
People also tend to forget that Messi is two years younger

thank u for the schooling I now no better

halmeyd:
he hasnt won d olympic,he participated in athens 2004 bt portgal couldnt qualifiy frm a grp dat comprised of iraq,costa rica nd moroco

thanks for d enlightenment I really appreciate

everything messi has ronaldo has won, everything ronaldo has messi hasn't. for me I would give it to ronaldo but that's not talking anything away from messi though. #myOpinion

colik:
Lol...What's she going to do with the knife sef?

she's going to pet u wit it! what else cud she had done wit d knife? u see d ans to ur question no b here oooo if u lik urself just run away from home... b4 meeting finish nai wey u don run go houz go park ur load. dis kind question u need to dey alive to ans am.

Nawa o

that's a living legend... n he also lives an exemplary life

haryomikun:
Oh my God!
So something lost in oshodi can be returned
Lagos don change o. Up Ambode!

Eko o ni baje oooo!

waitn concern ambode with a God fearing man wey see wallet return am cus him get conscience... Nigerians self! d weather don dey affect some ppl brain. as for d Op God bless u, ur breakthrough no go get full stop. there's is hope for this country

for dis buhari regime Na him u dey commit such error? ooni must hear dis

waitn NL dey turn to dis days... all sort of rubbish making it to front page. abeg hw dis 1 take change our situation?

come make d guy go thief just bcus Na waitn him fit afford? dats d p wit dis country. bleeped up wif tu.much hypocrites. if ur so pain den y not get him a beta one. Wu u even help?