₦airaland Forum

NewDelhi:
Too bad. RIP young one. If you had accepted the offer , your life wouldn't have ended tragically.

Moral of the story.

If man toast you, no dey do shakara.

The painful part be say the girl don die for nothing and that boy so long as he is under 17yrs will go practically Scot free cos he is s a juvenile

fuckingAyaya:
Why did you covered your face?

His face.

His decision to cover it.

Let him be.

Probably him having some level of shame over the whole charade of a marriage ceremony, enough to cover his face, goes a long way to show he is still manly, has some conscience, normal and still very aware of the consequences of what he is getting into. He probably was very high and tipsy too on that day to help him get by that day.

If it's possible most real men will pay someone to stand in for them on these wedding days.

I just pray one of the wire for the Lady head doesn't spark one day and she decides to throw the guy out. It's not easy to have a woman technically marry you as a man, esp if it's a woman with zero moral chills.

Guy man would be yabbed by his Paddy's definitely..."Wealth my man, how is your Husband naa..."

Nigeria is messed up big-time.

The Police is renowned for doing these kind of stuff, killing innocent folks and labeling them criminals.

Go to prisons, some people are awaiting trial over 4years, just random raids, innocent folks who happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time, 20 000naira bail is even holding some people in prison just cos they can't afford it and no one can pay for them.

At some point if it appears no one owns you they will substitute you for a rich mans kid awaiting sentencing and the real culprit will disappear to one distant corner of Africa while the substitute will suffer.

Armed robbers and Unknown Gunmen don't kill police with reckless abandon for nothing. They have a terrible record.

You pick innocent people, kill them, label them criminals just to show you are working.

Infact all police stations an policemen deserve worse than what they got in the hands of UGM.

harley88:
Lmao, the two banks you listed not to join are the two involved

Banking work doesn't get better than FBN, ZENITH, UBA benefitwise...others na catch-up


Nigerian Banking work is often a waste of your precise time and future, especially as an operations person, especially if you don't have Strong Godfather in the system where you can grow quickly.

It's the only sector of the economy where the workers are squeezed out 100%. If all the Zenith and GTB staff are suddenly made to run NNPC and NPA, efficiency will be 100% top notch. Those bank workers soak pressure faster than a mopping stick soaks water, esp the operators. Fast paced, highly regimented, with very high pressure threshold especially in sales. The sales people see the operations people as inferiors, dog eat dog atmosphere, gang ups, cliques, set ups yakpa.

Leave banking on time and seek career path in humane futuristic places like Nigerian Breweries, Oil&Gas, NPA, NNPC, NCC, etc.

Set up a biz and grow your own firm if you have the cash

Remain in Zenith/First Bank/GTB

Save up to 2million-5million

Quit everything Banking

Start a business

Don't join Access Bank/UBA

Don't join any other Bank

NwaNimo1:
Rest your lungs......you want to still 'cheer'?
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Ode niyen...rest heart abi lung ni...u hear say na lung attack him been get?

cassidy1996:
Who dey drive dis country, I wan come down

...Your money never complete you wan come down, oloshi, werey ni e, spot in a circle like you, banza 5%er, Nyamiri Igbo...na last bustop this motor go stop walai...nobody l go kwom down walai...by za time l go pinish with you kwo...l go know say l be El Rupai, Shehu Garba l be my vloda, Buhari l be my senior vloda...this bus l must stop for Daura in 2023...walai nobody l go kwom down until l reach kwor Daura....me l de drink am por flenty flentybtramadol witi pialess energy drink everyday...shege banza

You will only enjoy a woman very well in her youthful prime...you are the luckiest if you can catch her between 18-23yrs...get her done with baby making before 28yrs...by late 30s and 40s the care and affection from her kids will overshadow whatever zero sexual libido she now has, while the man is still very agile even at 70. women change so drastically, the beautiful 18year old face that can make you lay down even your life to please her suddenly becomes disgusting and a thing to be endured at 28/38years. Once they give birth a pipe becomes a drum, stretch marks, accumulation of fat, etc

Please don't go and marry or date any 11yr-17year old...in the name of any culture, religion or whatever conviction. It's pure abuse and nonsense. Spreading fistula and stuffs like that. Cultures and religious convictions should be dynamic as such to factor in human rights, health, maturity, self-control, etc.

Someway somehow the man is naturally configured/wired to not feel any better or different after you have slept with a female. Taste it once. Conquest achieved. Other retaste-ing activity with same person na repetition no matter the style or flavor adopted. You can only get the same original first time special feeling again only with a new mate. Somehow someway too the male folks are hardwired naturally to sojourn, go hunt, go do battle, etc for months and come back to see/mate with a woman, play with and nurture kids, etc...complacency and boredom and familiarity and issues begins to crop up from being around the same woman day in day out, week in week out, year in year out. Polygamy was/is a solution until resources and ease of a man easily acquiring wealth began dwindling and women became more vicious at interferminine hatred and dog eat dog mentality even in the midst of abundance

1) please don't fall into the pressure of marriage, cos of age, of trying to please parents, be like your peers and mate, rushing to born children that will answer your name but you no get even a quarter plot for them to inherit or even 1kobo to train them...you are recycling poverty and suffering. Kids of this generation will soon start attacking,suing and insulting there parents for bringing them into poverty. They have zero chill and patience.

2) some people are hard wired to live better alone or off people as much as possible. The marriage of a thing brings out the worst in them. Same thing on the flip side, 90% of the reasons why people lose their sanity is cos of pressure, stigma, expectations and standards set by other humans, culture, environment, religion, government, etc. Know yourself. Know your type and what suits you and be yourself. But don't be gay pervert or sodomistic please. If you like an open marriage, closed marriage, just an affair, money for hand back for ground arrangement, you love kids but don't need a wife, u love kids but don't need a husband, u want marriage but you don't need in-laws, etc...just find your rhythm and be yourself .

3) There are a lot more unhappier and more impoverished married people than single people. If 90% of married folks tell you the truth about the schemings, game of thrones in marriage, hate for each partners relatives, financial and sexual cheating, subtle plots and plans on who will die first, etc....most single folks won't ever think of marriage. Marriage is actually an arrangement fashioned by religion and government to control, monitor, manipulate, track, profile the people under them as the case maybe. People can be happier, more hard-working, more focused, more organised, more successful, even without marriage. It has been proven.

4) Marriage matter and wahala often favors one person, enslaves the other, enslaves both, favours both, enslaves none, favours none, triggers some to insanity, etc depending on prevailing pressure, temperature and other conditions around it.

5) If sickle cell, epilepsy, dwarfism, orther inheritable heavily life impairing conditions are traceable in your genes...why not adopt like the more civilized, educated, comfortable and humane folks do. Instead of recycling this ailments and suffering by breeding.

VlamesIffect:
The 2 people above me abeg let's pick a place & time.

E dun tey wey i see person collect blow for face....

I just wan watch fight.

The kind of free comedy Seun avails Nigerians on Nairaland is incomparably topclass...

Indeed Naija na pure cruise...

The two adults in question itching badly for an e-fight na someone's mummy and someone's daddy...

Both thinks and sees themselves as an Authority and Professor over the matter...but each sees the other as a clout chasing tout...


The back and forth verbal insult flinging won't come to an end

But honestly something went wrong somewhere.

It used to be a lovely sight to see the cattles and their herders in out school Fields as kids wether school is in session or not. The cowdungs were precious manure for the school farm

People liked the gentility and humility of the herders

Unfortunately maybe it's the foreign Fulanis that got the native Fulanis corrupted...banditry, kidnapping, robbery, landgrabbing and rape became a part of the cattles herding.

Very bad

Everyone is afraid of the herders now

Everyone hates them now

Once you allow it affect your selfworth, esteem, depression go set in, it's not a big deal just have the mindset.

1. If you are going through a hard time, very poor dieting...100 ewa and 50naira bread, 1 kpomo and 1 pure water kind of breakfast...no lunch or fruits...you hustle for day at construction site, or drive your Uber car all day... then endure till the night to eat a 200naira fufu, 50naira kpomo and 1 pure water...then bad breath go visit you...guess what it's no big deal...it can be taken care of easily.

2. If you stay a greater part of the day not talking or hardly talking to ventilate the mouth, quiet, zero physical activity...maybe depressed and lonely...bad breath will still visit you...it's no big deal.

3. People like Jagaban don't give a hoot about it even as rich as they are. Bad breath is not cancer or death sentence.

4.Your are having bad breath cos, your dieting is very poor...kpomo no be meat, na leather e be...eat better catfish pepper soup with moimoi for breakfast...another protein meal at noon like chicken pepper soup and agidi/iko...at night eat enough banana, apples and strawberries...you see say na almost 50k per day budget go fit sustain that lifestyle...find a habit that will keep your mouth busy...singing, a loquacious gossipy girlfriend, engage in routine chores or fitness workouts that will help your lungs expel stale air faster, exhale and inhale often...join a gym.

5. The excess management food -ewa, fried eja Kika, fufu, eba, ogiri, shawa, etc you have been eating all this while...even the odour don soak enter your bloodstream...e go need better blood transfusion to commit these odour from your body...if you eat garlic, the odour de enter your blood...when u breath, it shows in your breath too...eat Mega Chicken standard of food for a year, even if you de use only chewing stick every morning, badbreath no get business with u.

6. If you no fit afford healthy dieting...

Look for hydrogen peroxide...take one spoonful, mix with 8spoonfuls of water to dilute...gargle and rinse your mouth with it for like 2minutes...throw peppermint chewing gum inside your mouth...rush enter...your interviewer won't notice your bad breath, the babe you are toasting won't notice it too...but after 3minutes the bacteria go begin build up inside your mouth again and the odour go begin come out....calcium carbonate solution mixed with raw lemon juice can also be used to rinse your mouth intermittently.

Cinnamon powder solution can also be used.

Maintain a habit of brushing both morning and night...pick your teeth, use thread to scrape and dewhite your tongue.

Some people actually smoke to mask the bad breath too. Some take to tobacco or garlic chewing.

Some buy mouth perpermint perfume...before you go enter the meeting...spray a copious amounts.

Some people are more confident..." I must let you know my breath is bad, am working on it, kindly keep distance so that we can talk with your nose being hurt"... that way you have settled every possible tension

The problem to the Southern Eastern Self-determination and secession agitation is with the Akwa-Cross, MiddleBelt and Niger- Delta states of Akwalbom, CrossRiver, Rivers, Delta, Edo, Benue.

If the can reject the propaganda that the Igbos will oppress and cheat them in a SouthEastern Nation, then the greatest and fastest growing and forwarding thinking African nation will be born.

Islam and the North have no business being in the same nation with the South

Buhari l know cannot descend so low to engage the services of paid crowd to window dress his image.

Obviously he isn't aware of this and how badly most citizens feel about him and his governance.

Lai Mohammed, Shehu Garba, Amaechi, Akpabio, and the inner circle probably starves him of the the complete truth over how most Nigerians view him.

Even if they do tell him, probably he shrugs it off as PDP unrest incitement.

Please if you are privy to this info, kindly share with me, so longer as it's the truth no knowledge is a waste.

What grudge does Buhari truly have against
El-zakzaky?

How far and deep is this enmity/grudge if any?

If Buhari can forgive Dasuki, give Nnamdi Kanu bail...did El-zakzaky collect Buharis wife in the past?

The zaky man has stayed longer than Nnamdi Kanu and MKO in detention, l can't even say what his offence was?

Woow.

The Policeman was shockingly very professional.

It's unlike the normal Naija policeman during a protest.

He was even so nice to say it's a water cannon that will be used.

Normal police wey wan impress IG and Buhari to collect promotion go decieve you say make you continue marching to Ojota/Gani Park, Buhari is a useless man....when e set na him go first handcuff u, use tear gas for your eyes, shoot you for leg, label you IPOB that came to destroy Lagos, etc.

Something tells me he acted all nice, cordial and professional cos of those cameras around.

Woow.

The Policeman was shockingly very professional.

It's unlike the normal Naija policeman during a protest.

He was even so nice to say it's a water cannon that will be used.

Normal police wey wan impress IG and Buhari to collect promotion go decieve you say make you continue marching to Ojota/MKO square, Buhari is a useless man....when e set na him go first handcuff u, use tear gas for your eyes, shoot you for leg, label you IPOB that came to destroy Lagos, etc.

Something tells me he acted all nice, cordial and professional cos of those cameras around.

Rozcol you need to find a subtle way to tell your friend that she is unequally yoked with that his boyfriend, they have no business being in a relationship.

Their upbringing, mindset, values and focus does not align. It's more like a drug addict girlfriend trying to date a professional meticulous hard-working accountant. One person will drain the other down soonest. She is like a gaping void itchy badly to be filled, but unfillable. She is a good sample/specimen of about all Nigerian females mindset wise. Men have a natural duty to foot my bills as long as the want or are having my pussycat.

Your friend is actually parasitic, lecherous, looking for a man to live off.

She needs a rich and stupid sugar daddy not a principled boyfriend.

Tell her too that some of her fellow women take care of their men in these trying times till they can bounce back. But someone like her can't hold a brothers back when the 50cent comes asking 21questions.

What on Earth is the big deal about allowing these folks have a referendum if that is all they ask for.

Brexit was peacefully done that way.

Czech republic and Slovakia woke up one day and Shareef everything in Czechoslovakia peacefully, no shots fired.

Buhari is seriously agitating for Western Sahara to become a Sovereign Nation, free from the clutches of Morocco for over decades.

What is difficult in letting the OsuPigs/Yeasterners/Igbos/5%ers to have a referendum and go there separate way.

thebosstrevor1:
When did Tweeting become a human right? The last time time i checked i didn't see tweeting as a fundamental human right in the Un charter.

Anyway, Twitter is just an American company, Twitter is a product and tweets is the action you do on Twitter.

If government banned Thailand rice, has your human right be taken away from you?

There are other brand of rice that you can buy and cook, similar with Twitter, there are alternatives, use the alternatives and stop complaining.

Let me add that Nigerians are being harrased in different international airports all over the world, you wouldn't see these governors and civil organizations trying to protect their citizens, an American app called Twitter was banned see them threatening fire and coal.

Misplaced priorities.

Danke!

What gives you the right to decide for me without my consent whether l like Thailand rice or not?

Are you suppose to put me in the know, seek my opinion and point out objectively to me why Thailand rice is not good for me or not?

If you have a personal problem with Thailand rice why not meet Thailand rice yourself and resolve issues, do you have to forcefully include me in your misunderstanding with Thailand rice?

Was it not the energy you got from eating Thailand rice that gave you strength to convince us to vote you into government?

Then why did Thailand rice suddenly become poisonous now that some people are eating it to get energy to tell you your weaknesses and incompetencies to your face?

There is nothing you can do about it...Thailand rice has come to stay...we will keep on smuggling it to eat if we must...worst case scenario, 2yrs more max the power intoxication go clear for your eye...the ban will be reversed

Rubbish

You shouldnt expect a smarter move from someone who thinks spareparts business is similar to Fulani kidnapping, banditry, open grazing and farmland grabbing business.

You used VPN to log into your account
make and deactivate it. You were well aware that twitter will be deactivated and you are a proponent of the idea, best thing should have been to deactivate your account before the ban and vpn usage ban.

Aboki na Aboki even if he is a Professor of Aeronautics

Baby Rookie Gutless Yoruba Governor.

I wonder who El Rufai got permission from to arm his Private Fulani Militias terrorising Southern Kaduna and Benue

I miss the likes of Ibori, Odili, Alamiesigha...
I don't know how they did it, but they had their private armies fully armed to the teeth back in the days...and you can't trace a thing to them...but if you know you know.

Na only Igbos wey no de fear Hausa/Fulani nonsense...somehow Yorubas have been like a wife/concubine to the Hausa/Fulanis...even if IBB hounds Awo into suicide, even if MKO and KUDIRAT is sacrificed in a wooden plate at a junction in Ibadan by IBB and ABACHA...the Hausa/Fulanis will still find a way to get their Yoruba wive/concubine to open their legs at night to assauge their desires. Whether by coercion or blackmail l can't really figure it out. Maybe it's in their gene to be pliant, cowardly and subservient to only the Hausa/Fulani, cos l don't see them stooping low to the Igbos this way too.

It's their own headache shaa, the only thing it's that it affects the Easts yearning for a breakaway somehow.

Makinde, relax and wait for Buharis permission to arm Amotekun. It's the right thing to do.

Deadlytruth:
Get your facts right. Awolowo's resistance to Zik's attempt to rule the Western Region wasn't based on ethnicity considerations but on the need to protect federalism and get everyone to stick to the objective behind the creation the regions in the first instance. The regions were created by the colonial authorities as a response to the demand for self governance by the natives of each of the three broad geopolitical territories.
Azikiwe'ss attempt to rule the West as a native of the Eastern Region was therefore going to amount to a fraudulent violation of that very objective behind the creation of the regions. Mind you that Awolowo resisted Zik not based on the fact that Zik was not a Yoruba but based on the fact that Zik was not a native of the Western Region. Recall that back then in the Western Region there were native non-Yoruba tribes like the Binis, Urhobos, Esans, Etunos, Isokos, Ijaws, Etsakos, Owans, Okpameris, Ososos, Unemes, and even the Igboid Aniomas but that Awolowo didn't have any problem with anyone from among them ruling the Western Region. Moreover an Urhobo member of the Western Region Assembly back then was among those who moved over to Awolowo's side in the power tussle between him and Azikiwe. Now, if it was a pro-Yoruba tribal call by Awolowo as you would have your readers believe, how an Urhobo man responded positively to it?
Zik was a fraudulent one-Nigerianist and an expansionist who left his own region unchallenged and proceeded to annex other people's regions in the name of seeking national unity. Why wasn't he satisfied with ruling his own region thus commencing his charity from home? What good governance did he think he had in stall for the Western Region people that his own
Eastern Region people weren't more in need of? It Ahmadu Bello had come to seek to be premier of the Eastern Region, would you Igbos have ever welcomed it? Zik read Anthropology from Lincoln University in Pennsylvania, USA and going by the tenets of the course, the pace of national integration must be slow and natural in any new nation. But Zik was going around trying to accelerate it artificially. Only a dubious and fraudulent agenda would inspire an anthropologist to pursue an idea which runs contrary to the fundamental principles of his profession. So Awolowo rightly reminded him of the need to stop being a crass and rather be guided by the principles of the course he read from the university.


So you were expecting Awolowo to have come out of jail and aligned with Igbos who jailed him in fighting against the Gowon who released him? If you insist Awolowo was released on Ojukwu's orders, then how come the same Ojukwu's order also released Enahoro and a host of others who were jailed alongside with Awolowo but in prisons located outside the Eastern Region where Ojukwu had no power to order any release?
You would also recall that in the early days of Biafra Ojukwu gave to Zik a top hierarchy position in which Zik was practically calling the shots. Now were you expecting Awolowo to have agreed to work in a secession project under the supervision of the same one-Nigerianistic Zik who had earlier on repeatedly sabotaged his (Awolowo's) secession clause motions in the parliament? Put yourself in Awolowo's shoes and see if you could have acted differently in the same circumstances.



Don't you think that Awolowo's alleged suicide which took only his own life is less of a pain than the over 3 million innocent Igbo civilians that lost their lives in the avoidable war caused by Ifeajuna and co?

[quote author=Deadlytruth post=102519329][ So you were expecting Awolowo to have come out of jail and aligned with Igbos who jailed him in fighting against the Gowon who released him? [i][/i]] THIS YOUR ASSERTION IS FALSE/WRONG...the Balewa government and Northern elements jailed Awolowo in 1963 on trumped up charges, the North needed the West/ACTION GROUP as a second fiddle to have a majority in government/parliament. Awo never obliged, Akintola was used by the North to oust him, thus the wild wild west incidence/Carnage.



[You would also recall that in the early days of Biafra Ojukwu gave to Zik a top hierarchy position in which Zik was practically calling the shots.] THIS YOUR CLAIM IS FALSE/WRONG

Zik was totally anti-Biafra/Secession and never cooperated with Ojukwu, pls revisit and cross-check your source, stop distorting history.



[[b]Don't you think that Awolowo's alleged suicide which took only his own life is less of a pain than the over 3 million innocent Igbo civilians that lost their lives in the avoidable war caused by Ifeajuna and co?] [/b]

THIS YOUR ANALOGY IS VERY INSENSITIVE, SHALLOW AND IMBECILLIC, it's like asking a Jew if the death of 6million Jews was not more painful than the suicide of Herman Goring and Adolf Hitler...if you have any iota of God given humaneness flowing in your veins your should be apologising by now for saying that...Awo advised Gowon to starve 2_3million innocent women and children to death, first time Starvation of noncombatants is used as a weapon of warfare which is against the Geneva conventions rules of war, it's akin and similar to using biochemical weapons in warfare,and you take pride in that and make a useless analogy of it to Awos personal decision to commit suicide rather than languish in jail for the second time at a very old age, in the hands of Northern soldiers who have serially used him.

Ifeajuna and Nzeogwu did not cause the war, as you are deceitfully claiming..lemme borrow you some common sense...
Ifeajuna and Nzeogwu did not massacre over 100,000 innocent civilians... they killed corrupt politicians in a bid to seize power, they didn't round up soldiers of other tribe in the barracks and kill them. If Murtala and Danjuma and co had kept to assasinating only Ironsi and probably key Igbo figures in government in the so called retaliatory coup, it would have been somewhat understandable. But what they did was to round up every Igbo soldier in the barracks and slaughter them at the barracks flagstaff's and paradeground, give Northern civilians a go ahead order and unrestrained access to slaughter 100s of thousands of Igbo civilians in the North...this went on for months...Gowon did nothing about it to please Murtala and the North.

Any right thinking person so treated and who has some dignity left in him will seek a divorce to go their own way. It's only a cowardly Yoruba race that can see any wrong in that and still want to be a part of Nigeria. You carry out a mini-genocide against my people, l secede from the contraption called Nigeria, you bring war to me, that the marriage must continue. Why then to you say that ifeajuna and co caused the war and the death of 3million innocent women and children Awo advised Gowon to starve to death. You must be very IMBECILLIC.

...it's pointless all the same comparing pains by the way, what should be bothering you is which tribe has been most cowardly and chameleonlike in confronting and standing up to the oppression and intimidation of the North...Brigadier Ogundipes cowardice and how he ran away in fear of Northern soldiers instead of taking over from Ironsi as the next most senior officer, Awo was a pure Chameleon - promising to secede if the East secedes but doing the reverse at the end of the day . Was it not karma that he was used like a tissue paper by the North, Buhari is even using Awos Grandson Osinbajo like a handkerchief currently, just like Abiola was used used and dumped too, just like Tinubu will be used too...l rest my case

Personally l think these are the realities/truth surrounding this matter

1. Most male folks hardly want to pay for what they have already eaten. Pay he may finally one day like Tuface, but no one knows for sure. You may be shicked that last last na the Momodu gal him go pay for or a totally diff person all together

2. Marriage is becoming outdated, Chioma might and David might even be happier they way they are. A lot of guys a seeing through the scam called marriage, religion, politics, government, etc. People have found out that they can be real and happier without these shackles.

3. See make l tell una, u can give a woman a million ASSURANCES , even your two kidneys when you want to conquer her,but woe betide her if she no collect her GUARANTEE first...Chioma will be her case.

4. Davido himself go don sit down reason ma Wella...na me deflower her? If to say l no get all these blings she for send me? etc

5. Character na another thing wey woman de use conquer man wey difficult...maybe the Chioma babe get some character flaws wey David no like and discovered recently. Maybe all she wanted was just to achieve marriage with Davido, zero business ambitions, not industrious or business saavy, as Davido de hustle music, Chioma de very busy de set up strong business brands...commot mind for marriage...na Davido go rush to fulfill his assurance sef ...

6. Maybe Davido family no like the babe for keepssakes...

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Tiwa use Innocent boy de swear.

Wait till he grow up and his mates start yabbing him that Wizkid used to bleep his mum

Same thing with the shit drama Tonto used to create every now and then...na the innocent sons go bear the trauma much later in life.

Senseless Vagina species

Why our African bros them accept to collect this kind award.

Do they have best player of Asian, American or European categories too?

E no just make sense somehow...England get this kind award?

Skip the race shit and throw everyone into the fray, whomever is the best should win, regardless of his origin.

Even the shoe looks like wetin field niggars been de wear to pick cotton from morning till night for Alabama during slavery.

Rubbish

0monnak0da:
Thank God for Gowon.

Gowon released Awolowo
A true statesman and patriot

Check your facts very well, read All J. Venters book on the Nigeria-Biafra war. Ironsi had already approved Awos release before Danjumas squad assasinated Ironsi and Fajuyi

Awolowo was in Calabar Prison, the East was seceding and Ojukwu was the Premier of the East, Ojukwu released Awolowo from Calabar Prison.

Looking at this letter proves how whorish, doublespeak, selfish and deceitful Nigerian politicians have been, both oldband current, believe and follow anyone if them hook line and sinker at your own peril.

Same Awo that drove Zik, Macaulay and co away from their untribalised political stronghold in the West with his statement that NCNC was an Ibo party, that Zik should go to the East from whence he came...one of the first seeds of tribalism sown in Nigerias political history.

Anyways Ironsi had already approved his release before he got assassinated. Talking of opportunism and self interest, only for Awo to now align with Gowon after a juicy role. Advising the Gowon government to blockade and starve millions of innocent women and children to death for 30months.

As fate would have it the same northerners and military hounded him into suicide when he couldn't take anymore of the litanies of phantom coup accusations and invitations for questionings at Dodan Barracks, at a very frail old age and President he never became.

One of the Major players in Port Harcourt Church Industry way back then, if you know u know.

When no one knew of Winners Chapel yet in Rivers State, when Ibeyeomie was still probably and usher somewhere, When Birabi Street was still littered with Top Class Niteclubs and Brothels, when no one knew of any TB Josh or Enenche...Zilly Aggrey,Stephen Akinola, etc were the Champs of the biz in Rivers State

Like they say, beware of Children and the Unborn...Ibiyeomie removed bread from a lot of these ex-champs and sent them into sudden retirement bad hibernation.

Ameachi used his monorail/cable train project to collect Wella when oil was over $150 per barrel

Wike is using flying over erection every 1km to collect his own now wey oil price don crash.

Funny enough there is only one major artery road in Port Harcourt....that's Aba road, every other road in that quaint town is an Appian way compared to Aba Rd. This Aba Rd is only as wide as half of Lekki-Epe Expressway, and only about a fifth of Lekki-Epe Expressway in length.

There is a flyover at Eleme junction, squeeze in another flyover at Shell/Cocaine village axis less that 2km in front...squeeze in another flyover at Artillery bustop less than 1 km in front...squeeze in another flyover at Airforce junction less than a Kilometre in front...another one at Rumuola...another one at Waterlines...another one at Garrison...another one at Corpus Christi...another one at mile one...another one at ShopRite...then join am to the Ameachi monorail...lol

All these flyover money no reach to complete that Ameachi monorail or even develop Eleme and Oyigbo to decongest Port Harcourt?

But l once heard Adamu abi na Garba...the guy that has two noticeable black dots on his head...the one that sued Twitter in Abuja...

I heard he developed/owns an app better than and similar to Twitter.

Buhari can comfortably tweet anything he likes on that app, no one will delete or remove it...my mistake, My president doesn't even have time to read newspaper talkless of tweeting...it's either Yusuf, Femi Adesina, shehu garuba or Aisha that tweets those things... Forgive me, the First lady is definitely not happy with her husband, she won't accept to tweet for him....if na me sef l won't allow him touch me again right after that " the oza room" blunder of a comment in Germany...


Mr President at his private time will definitely be catching cruise with all this noise and drama happening in Nigeria. He doesnt lose a single drop of sleep, rests well, eats well, enjoys happy moments with his grandkids...he is a calm, no nonsense, gentle, well-behaved, modest, reserved, observant, person..even if an atomic bomb is dropped on him, he will be unruffled.

Nigerians you guys should stop hating and cursing him. I have found out that God has nothing against Buhari, the more u guys curse and rail at him, God blesses him the more. He is actually a nice person, though unforgiving and vengeful.

Ordinary 2 weeks.

Whereas some folks can stay 2years without thinking of sex.

Poor folks like us shouldn't be thinking of sex this much.

Poverty suppose de annoy you enough to make you abstain from sexual intercourse

The useless Naija galfriend sef na still expenses on top your struggling guy head, her transport fare, her recharge money, her hair money, her fast-food money, her data subscription money, you still per her money to make her happy enough to come again...after losing the energy equivalent Ngolo Kante spends per football match to sexually satisfy her.

They offer nothing but a wet and often foul smelling orifice, they can't even engage you in na sincere intelligent convo...honestly common sense and economics makes masturbation and sex vendors patronage a more viable option.

Shit business.

The zeal to make more money honestly and escape poverty and powerlessness should be too strong to let any frivolity of sexual distractions to crop up.

Just make babies and raise them properly once you have the means and a willing partner