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so if any of the results comes out negative u will chase the child away to go and look for the father... punishing and innocent child for the errors of a parent...the human heart is capable of great wickedness...a child that has been calling you daddy for years...reminds me of how OKONKWO of umuofia mowed down Ikemefuna, just to appear brave...l have seen cases of African parents who adopted a baby later told the grown up kid to go and look for his parents as they have now gotten their own biological kids...much why l like lslams position on matters like this. the child is urs and shall remain so whether ur wife cheated or not... no child deserves such trauma.. find a way to settle score with ur wife if need be. but as an African man if you born outside and bring him home nothing will happen

THE PASTOR REALLY TRIED TO WAIT. IF YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT WITH A NATIVE DOCTOR, INTERVIEW OR BUHARI YOU WILL BE 1 HOUR EARLY...it was not more than the usual fakeness of makeup application that delayed her...women self... something as important as your wedding day...why will u be late or keep anyone Wanting

Gbest90:
Lolz

How can a full grown dude like this mistake Furosemide for Aspirin.

I always knew there was more to those eye catching dives and saves than meets the eye.

God don catch you.

hehehehe.... laff wan tear my belle...u are a real clown

oilPUSSY:
Maybe they Know IBB's quote about Yoruba

" If l am sleeping and wake up hearing the YorubaNation beating their War Drums, l will gently go back to sleep. "

IBB, 1993



NB: little wonder nothing came out of June 12 or mko and kudirtats demise till date. Same with Bola IGE matter. A supposed Yoruba topmost military OFFICER that was supposed to succeed Ironsi didn't. l won't be surprised if the North ends up messing Jagabans ambition up come 2023

Do whatever you like, the North holds the four aces. you either be their ally or kiss your political ambitions goodbye

Nuzo1:
They should have made the arrest after 28th January when he promised to raise 8 decayed dead bodies.

Now the rascal will have an excuse to hold on to. And nobody can ever say that he couldn't.

The police/government should have a section that study trends and know when to follow up. Onyeze would have faded out even without any arrest after 28th January.

Now, the stupid fraudster will even be more popular. SMH.

intelligence and wisdom dey ur head...people like you should be at the helm of affairs if security and intelligence parastatals

Thugs and cultists disguised as men if God. the moment Christianity shifted from Rev Father to Pastor and Evangelists a lot of things went wrong. Not that the Catholics and Anglicans had no bad records, at least then u could see orphanages, elderly people's homes, hospitals run by the church and numerous works of charity. but these yahoo pastors and ex campus cultists are only swindling people and buying jets

If naira Marley is to be honest with himself...he won't be happy to see his own child emulating him...even slawomir wouldn't want his own child to be a an internet swindler... naira isn't a good role model for kids to follow unless you want to breed baby cultists, rapists, armed robbers, drug addicts and peddlers, miscreants and the likes.

EXLOVER:
The only difference between them and Slawormiir aka Damn Nigga is their using bible and their client is direct clients, Slawormiir is using Laptop and his clients are 6000miles away.

They drink olive oil while Slawormiir drinks Heneiken with Arizona.

God will judge them, but i don't know who will judge Slawormiir.

Las Las all of them na scam

Bros easy naa...u get personal beef with that Slawomir?...me personally l live the opposite of his kind of life, but being a straight nail and good person often never pays these days...Slawomir is a lot of people's joy and hero on this forum...as a matter of fact most people enjoy NAIRALAND cos him... try and see the good in slawomir... u will enjoy him

Given your level of exposure and being a non-moslem why would you step in Sharia court of all courts, even a native doctors shrine or oracle would have been better if you were going to n dire need of an outdated or religious legal institution to seek redress.

You are even lucky de didn't castrate you. ABOKI na still aboki even if he converts to Christianity or plays friends Chelsea and Juventus

lf the deceased is a tech guru/tech saavy, then catching the thieves or whomever they are going to sell the phones to is a piece of cake. He must have jotted down his phone SIM slot IMEI numbers in a diary or someplace. so long as someone, someday and somewhere of the face of the earth decides to slot in a SIM card and use the stolen phone, the can be tracked. always jot down ur phone IMEI numbers.

Rule number 1

Never argue or fight with an armed man


Dead men don't bite. A living dog is better than a dead lion. I survived the same set of robbers at SHOMOLU jibowu axis by cooperating totally with them. they guy brought out a pistol and said BROS if u no cooperate u go collect. l said strongmen, nothing does unable, am totally loyal.

May His soul find peace and be wiser in the great beyond

History books has it that Danjuma lead the squad that arrested Ironsi and Fajuyi at lbadan and possibly may have given the orders or supervised the execution of both. If lronsi had executed the Nzeogwu and his comrade coup plotters instead of allowing them live lavishly in prison maybe their wouldn't have been a counter coup and Ironsi and Fajuyi and many more wouldn't have died terribly. The fact that Gowon and Danjuma were Christians goes a long way to show you that the north gives priority to tribe before religion.

If the Vanguard interview account/narration Danjuma gave/granted was to be relied upon for full honesty, then the lronsi and the lgbo officers...

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Na to dey honour people up nd down Supreme court choose this one for...[/quote]Thanks dude...ur sarcasm just help me have a good long laugh...one of the only good things left about NAIRALAND...good cheap jokes and sarcasm...thanks

Legalcriminal:
Damn niggarr too bad (On behalf of Detained Slawormir).

When things like this pop up i realized how ungrateful I am to God for not being from one crazy tradition or religious shit

Please you mentioned Slawomir being detained...what happened to him...l have not been seeing his posts for a long while now...hope he is good

slawormiir:
damnnn niggarrrr
Arsenal na club

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Real nigarrr...where have you been...been looking for your comments and take on matters for the past 2weeks the nation was in turmoil...hope you are good

Be like say na the fake Real niggar you be so...cos the Real RealNigga l know of is Slawomir and not Slawomiir

pls is Slawomir and Slawomiir the same moniker/person?

ShinnBet:
Don't mind these idiots.

The black box was removed from the crash site by the operators.

This is not the first time that has happened.

The pilot I suspect must have dumped his fuel in anticipation of a crash in an urban area. No pilot will fly with inadequate fuel and if it so happens to be so, would have made an emergency landing in an open area.

Thirdly, the AIB coming out with this statement of the pilot not having a valid liscence is following the earlier NCAA's very unprofessional utterance long before AIB came out with their prelimunary report, that the helicopter in question was not approved for flight operations by them.

Then how come an aircraft that was not approved for operations was being operated within Nigerian airspace by an unqualified Pilot?

These NCAA idiots don't know they are even indicting themselves for failing to do their job.

This is not the first time the useless NCAA has been in the eye of the storm. This same NCAA came out to tell us that the black box for Bellview Airliner that mysteriously crashed somewhere around Ibadan airspace in 2005 was stolen from their office in Lagos.

I have met and interacted with several of these NCAA badged agents and I can tell you 90% of them have no businesss working in aviation talk more of being regulators.

As for AIB, does ones do not have a single clue.

My opinion of the timeline of events is as follows:.

1. Pilot notices a major fault

2. Pilot contacts Ikeja ATC notifying them of an emergency

3. Pilot dumps fuel in anticipation of a forced landing in an urban area

4. Pilot must have lost engine power or rudder control or both

5. Chopper can't be controlled by pilot and goes into a spin (highlighting loss od rudder control)

6. Chopper crashes

7. Onlookers swarm the site

8. Police do nothing to secure the crash site.

9. Airline representatives visit site and ecuavate black box

10. AIB cones in and as clueless as they are come out with their useless conclusion

P S.

Worked as an Avionics Engineer with the USMC for 5yrs.

I am instinctively convinced that your take on the event timeline and perception of the regulatory bodies is correct as well as truthful.

Please what's your opinion on this piece of puzzle, what's the essence of getting into a contraption( plane or heli ), whether as driver or rider, wherein you are 100% certain that in the event of a crash, you can't parachute out/eject, and that your chances of survival is almost zero?

Something must kill a man but is it really worth the gamble with this flying thing.There has been huge advances in technology lately, what is the big deal in infusing an ejection/parachuting mechanism in airplanes and helix, just like in fighter jets.

hkidola00:
To d bastard mod that banned me for a week for calling foolishbbqgrills an idiot for littering the precious cyberspace with his useless praise of his sai Babarian never do well presidiot... d mod,bastardbbqgrill and Bullharidiot..u three are mad....... BBQ grill... pray say make i no see u for real life.. na better strangle ur neck go collect

You are indeed a real typical stubborn Naija blood.
l respect your annoyance and boldness. Speaking truth to authority even though rudely. Shots and characters like yours helps a lot of people catch fun on this forum. MODs please don't ban this guy a second time, he is more of a real nigga than Slawokir. Variety is the spice of life, allow people speak and act the way God made them.

loooool

The truth is that as much as l would love Obaseki to win to show Ambode what he could have won if he fough; l have come to realize PDP wins elections initially online with eWarriors/kepboardActivist, but later on APC wins in real life.

No one should attack me ooh, l don't even have a voters card ooh.

helpee:
Honestly, even in advanced countries, it is meant for tertiary centres. It usually requires a multi disciplinary approach under normal settings. For example, let us assume the spleen is bleeding from gun shot wound, that requires immediate surgery by a surgeon and obviously an anesthesiologist is needed. It may be the lungs that is bleeding, you need a thoracic surgeon immediately. Even if the patient don't need more than chest tubes, you still need to be in a centre that can mobilise resources in a short time in case the bleeding from the lungs is not subsiding or there is persistence of say hemopneumothorax. The immediate condition alone doesn't matter. If the condition of the patient starts deteriorating suddenly, you need to be monitored in a tertiary centre that can immediately mobilise resources. Don't forget also that in Nigeria , we pay at the point of service. So, if the patient requires immediate surgery, ten pints of blood or more, assisted ventilation etc, do you honestly believe the private hospital can quickly afford to call a surgeon, an anesthesiologist at a very high cost and buy ten pints of blood for patients at their own cost assuming the hospital can even quickly mobilise such. If they ask for deposit won't you shout? Don't forget the patient may need a quick ultrasound/CT scan to delineate the site of intra abdominal bleeding for example before moving the patient to theatre meaning you also need a radiologist. Nigerians don't appreciate the complexity of medicine. They equate a big building to a hospital and once the hospital refers them they become aggressive saying you must do something. It is not straightforward.

Thanks for the thorough explanation. Medicine indeed has its complexities, not all buildings labelled hospitals should be rushed to in an emergency, doctors and nurses are not magicians either. Even the initial deposit thing is understandable from your explanation. It is well.

The right and humane thing to do in such a scenario is

1. IMMEDIATELY apply any form of first aid while rushing the victim to a hospital even without any form of initial deposit.
2. Medical personnels should commence treatment IMMEDIATELY and then effect modalities to notify the authorities (police in this case) that we have a gunshot victim in our facility.

It still beats my imagination why getting a police report and making an initial deposit should come before attending to a medical emergency. Even if the wounded is a Most wanted criminal, attending to him first should come before or concurrently with informing the police and not after.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Too many holier than thou, pussy asss niggarrrs and righteous niggarrrz every where
Calling it magun, spiritual and some end time shit

The rest of my real niggarrrz will agree with me that this is penis captivus

And not some spiritual dogshit

Guy you are not just a bomber and ganja eater; you are well read and book smart too.

Anytime l open a thread, l look forward to seeing your comments, some funny, some deep, some bad, some are good too.

Quit bombing if you can, it hurts people even though they were greedy. Take your ganja like tea, so that your lungs won't be blacker than a chimney and you prolly go sick someday.

At the point exactly equidistant between tipsy and drunk l can race and handle a car better than Schumacher on any highway; at that state l am always free of the normal over carefulness and analysis paralysis that goes with soberness. The near perfect fusion of speed & control and the floating/levitating feeling is beyond ecstatic.

Loyalqwin:
I came as usual to visit my bf only to meet my own best friend having sex with him.
Am devastated right now. How can I pay them back? I need to hurt him advice needed.

Laugh wan tear my belle...
That was my immediate reaction after reading your post. Thanks for making me laugh, it was badly needed, don't remember laughing since this
week.

This is my advice; act like its no big deal, laugh over it, ask them how it went, did they enjoy it? etc. Let them be disturbed that u r cool.This life is hard already don't let others help you lose your happiness. Cheat your own if you can. The only cheating l will not advice you to overlook is money cheating. lghotago? Withi moni u can checkmate, uncheat, decheat and even recheat sexual cheating

This is a simple case. As simple as ABCD. If bride price was paid and returned, that makes it all easier to find out and resolve. A private Investigator only needs to live in( or pay a Corper residing there or someone who lives in and speaks the local dialect) your Dads village incognito for less than 2-3 months.

The more difficult part about these things is the emotional and after effect part. What if she was used for rituals or assassinated by your Dad, what if she was demented, what if she took to prostitution, what if a lot of possibilities. The final answer when you do get it may have the possibility of driving you insane as it may be very terrible to bear. Get the services of a Professional and good Shrink/Therapist/ Counsellor first. Keep off spreading your deep secrets on social media with reckless abandon, forget the court aporoach for now. Discontinue escalation of the matter and feign that you have forgotten and dumped the matter to enable your family relax their hard stand and soften up. What if your Dad decides to silence/do away with you to bring all this noise to an end? Stoop to conquer and possibly get the answers drop into your hand effortlessly.

Please don't put your informant in trouble, keep away from him/her for now, what if your dad has already paid a private investigator to find out how you found out.

Try and procreate, find love if you can, even if you are gay/lesbian/ whatever. Saying you have decided not to marry for reasons best known to you is surprising, someone brought you into the world, try and bring another into the world, make their life happier than yours as much as you can.

Little wonder the British handed Nigeria over to the North stylishly, despite their seeming disadvantaged-ness educationally.

Their unity, loyalty and togetherness when the need arises the most is unparalleled. They stoop to conquer, not given to reckless and shameless acquisition and display of ill gotten opulence and power.

Furthermore the Islamic faith strengthens them stoically, humility and contentmentwise also, unlike the Christian faith that is more or less a strong tool of discord in the south and also a convenient disguise and refuge for all manner of godlessness, dog eat dog, unbrotherliness, etc.

It is high time southerners come to term with the sordid truth and reality; the politics and power play of Nigeria is impossible without an alliance or allegiance of some sort to the North.


Bitter as it may seem and sound; this is the absolute truth.

Maybe He would have gotten Mainz a much needed single goal or given an assist that could lead to that.

Football is either becoming hopelessly unpredictable or these players are becoming lazy or up to something fishy( like spot fixing of matches). Mainz that needed at least a draw, more than Augsburg, to stay clear of drop/relegation zone couldnt get a single goal on home turf despite superior shots on target.

To even recall that they walloped Eintracht Frankfurt with a convincing win away, less than a week before this game, irks one the more. Punters, especially the Sharps and Pro didn't bat an eyelid in investing on Away win to nil(No) Market, as worst case scenario, but alas, Mainz disappointed big time.

These are the kind of games that Sportsradar should revisit.

Employment no dey, meritocracy don die tey tey, no be wetin u know again but na who u know for naija, no be everybody get proclivity for crime, small sincere football prediction wey bobos de use keep their head above water pending when hope comes through, still these professional footballers de cut cut person ticket unnecessarily.

Its high time footballers start getting targets like LAPO and MicrofinanceBank Marketers, if you no deliver target, de go cut your pay. I believe with that approach some kind nonsense go stop for professional football.

I don't want to give birth to kids that have 2 homes, I grew up like that(it took me lots of self discipline not to become useless) and wouldn't want that kind of life for my kids, I want them to grow with their parents in ONE house...

you are making the fallacy of assuming, kids that grow up with both parents always turn out useful. lf he doesn't want marriage but gives you peace of mind then stop pushing marriage on him, leave and look for marriage elsewhere or stay and see things from his point of view.

Marriage is truly overhyped and very entrapping for the menfolk, women are so crazy about it, surprisingly few end up happily ever after. Truth is people can be very happy, respectful, knowing their bounds and responsibilities even much better outside marriage. More and more people are even afraid to get married anymore as the day gets by. More and more people a designing arrangements that looks like marriage but devoid of some of its very archaic and crude entrapments. The institution/idea needs to be revisited. African Polygamy is much suitable for this clime; good a thing the Moslems are proliferating it. The numbers of overripe and marriageable spinsters in the Christian South is shockingly astounding, not as if these ladies don't crave or desire marriage. Just that there are not enough marriageable/marriage worthy/rich men enough to go around but enough sugar daddies to go around, and Christianity abhors Polygamy

Just an honest take on the matter

Drug and Substance Abuse.
As minors we used to see elderly folks hands, especially men, shaking gradually uncontrollably. The most they snorted and drank back then was just Tobacco and Gin, little wonder twas just there arms that shook at ripe old age.

I am trying to imagine what will shake in the body of Marlians, ShakuShaku boys, BurnaBoiz, Igbolabiz, etc when they get very old and weakened. These guys guzzle and chug more drugs [ codeine, cannabinol, refinol, dried faeces, shoemaker gum, omi-gutter, crystal, MET, ICE etc] than water, daily.

Their medula oblangata, lungs, anal hole, sex organs, eyes; everything will be shaking and leaking heavily enough to cause more than an earthquake an tsunami put together; because society and their innocent loved ones will have its core heavily cracked and shaken from the ripple effect of the actions of the drug addicts.

What in my opinion is the best solution to this guys problem. Never make the silly and stupid mistake people do a lot in this our shithole; his problem has nothing to so with prayer houses, the devil or God, or witches and wizard. He poisoned his mind body ans aoul with an excess of drugs. He needs to spend a longgggg time in a rehabbbbb. if you guys have resources take him to a very good and expensive rehabbbb.

If it took him 18yrs to get deeply stuck u can't undo the mess even in 5yrs. most importantly as soon as his head is clear u guys can help him sire a kid or possibly get a wife(someone who also overcame drug addiction). then help them leave a conservative and modest Christian life like Jehovah Witnesses detached from some of the unecessary excesses and pressures of life. Possibly change environment totally. A whole new fresh start. But if limitedness of resources fail you. God knows the heart. let go of him. Let him roam if he must. I have seen a healthy person go sick and cracked while grieving for a sick loves one.

edoman2016:
What about his wife? Is your brother not married?

Some people sef...they are telling you that a full grown heavily bearded man caught fire and you are saying, chai so that fine man catch fire, what of that his fine beard? your question is like asking a man with leukemia how the eczema on his skin is?

The ultimate goal/achievement in life, in this our shithole, often tends to marry marry marry. breed breed breed. multiply the suffering cycle exponentially for innocent kids u bring into the world without being adequately financially and mentally strong to afford them the best life has to offer.

That guy is better of single in his plight for now.

It may sound queer but this is just an honest opinion and an acknowledgement of a subtle fact.None of these names sounds/ seems of Core Eastern extraction/origin...don't be shocked to find out that if there are a 1000 NIS personnel there ain't up to 150 core Easterners( and always relegated to not so serious roles and positions) but be sure to have over 450-500 Core Northerners. Same trend somewhat runs in about every National Workforce.