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RomanceRe: What Do You Miss About Your Ex That Your Present Relationship Doesn't Have? by AuroraBrls: 7:02pm On May 18, 2021
Bola146:
I prefer being single than being in a relationship that lacks good communication God forbid!

God bless Bayo wherever he is, if not for genotype cry cry he was just too much okay for me not the ones that will never have #100 money to buy credit or can't call you for three days huh Or the one I met that could flash like cheesy cheesy But would prefer me
doing the calling because I want husband grin grin Mba! Most men thought I'm desperate looking for a man ( I will always be the one to call) that was why most of them took me for granted. This is new me! I can't start what I can't continue, I'll prefer to call my siblings than forcing calls on a useless man that doesn't have my time lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Shiloh and Prayer city is stylishly calling you...but you don't know yet.
PoliticsRe: Biafra: Igbos In The US Military Services Write To The Department Of State by AuroraBrls: 8:54pm On May 17, 2021
Freedom is coming ! Tomorrow !
.....Sarafina, the movie!
PoliticsRe: I Have Never Engaged In Extramarital Sex - Reno Omokri Dismisses Cheating Story by AuroraBrls: 7:07pm On May 17, 2021
He did a good rebuttal job.

Tactfully avoided the issue of if he remarried or not, broke u with his wife or not, etc. Also insisted on not dragging his private affairs publicly.

Reno had better walk his talk and not be another Linda Ikeji advising feminist against premarital sex but doing different. A lot of young Nigerians look up to him as a role model/inspiration.

He seems to be over intoxicated with his religiousity, a lot of people who are going to join in his protest against Buhari don't give a damn about whether you had your baby inside a padlock or outside it, he should keep it to himself. It makes no human being more equal than the other. Even the Prime Minister of the very UK he has comfortably been attacking Buhari from, Boris Johnson has a Partner, a loving union blessed with a child, l don't think they give a hoot about a padlock ritual for now.
SportsRe: Date And Location Of Joshua Vs Fury Fight Finally Confirmed [PHOTOS] by AuroraBrls: 12:26pm On May 17, 2021
If the world was any sane place... everything Saudi Arabia should be boycotted... why take the biggest sporting event of 2021 to Saudi Arabia again of all places.

Same Saudi Kingdom their Leader authorised a killer squad to kill Jamal Khashoggi in Turkey.
Up till today the matter has been swept under the carpet. A nation whose Leader authorises a killer squad to kill, dismember and dissolve a dissenting/opposition voice in acid, just to leave no trace.

Same Saudi Kingdom that religious faithfuls world over throng to for pilgrimage.

If na Abacha now, the West and world leaders will wake up to Sanction Naija, FIFA go wake up to Ban Super Eagles from participating in international sport events.

Yeye UN and their eye service.
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Pregnant Again!!! by AuroraBrls: 5:36pm On May 16, 2021
sgtponzihater1:
Don't blame me for firing someone I paid bride price for fully. I only do this once a month.
What l mean is this, since you are trying to control how she gets pregnant, u for de use condom naa or withdrawal method.

No listen to DNA advice folks ooh. it's costly ooh, budget the money for another thing abeg. If you have full control over her subtly threaten her, make her understand say you go kill both her and urself if you find out say she play game. If she did anything, dat belle disappear before you know it.
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Pregnant Again!!! by AuroraBrls: 5:29pm On May 16, 2021
How much is condom?

Don't you know what is coitus interruptus?

Force her to do just 1000 sit-ups and push-ups in a space of 2hrs, her abdomen will get so hot that even the tape worms in her intestine will take off and come out of her anus, any embryo in her tummy won't survive that either.

Shebi you are looking for advice, since you dont know how much is condom or what coitus interruptus is?
PoliticsRe: Pamela Ifejoku: Ned Nwoko Jailed My Father, Okey Ifejoku, Illegally by AuroraBrls:
iHart:
Orejiela
Na their way, demi-gods, Tin-gods.

The proverbial Nza bird that God cracked their kernels with divine favor; turning around to challenge their god after a sumptuous meal.

Almost every single moneybag in the East hasn't arrived if they have not grabbed half the land in the community.

Little wonder some Easterners dont even want the actualisation of the Biafra cause sef, cos na then the powerplay and wickedness of the Moneybags go expand and reach grassroots Wella.

I am sorry to say she is wasting her time with the social media cry because even when Chimamanda Adichie of all people cried out over a similar case in her village, nothing happened.

There are only two classes/caste in Nigeria, The Rich and The Poor. Every other thing you are talking, tribe, religion, political party affiliation is secondary.

Look are the Police and Judiciary that is suppose to be the Gatekeepers of the Justice/Security system of the nation...they are now practically puppets and marionettes in the hands of the Rich. Little wonder the masses have zero respect for police life as shown in this last endsars and unknown gun men uprising.

There was a country indeed.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NPA Or Efcc, Which Of These Jobs Is The Best With Good Pay, Please Help by AuroraBrls: 10:39am On May 16, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright....

You better go for NPA

Shebi you want choose efcc. Make you for dey arrest bombers and key board warriors
Slawo...this your advice funny gan...Shekau no go ever allow any of his kids or relation to become DSS or Nigerian Army...

You never for one day narrate your experience for police hand abi your jazz no de let them catch you.

This country don dabaru kpatakpata...no one hears it knows where CBN,NPA,EFCC,NCC,ASO ROCK,NNPC,DSS de advertise or write job aptitude tests or interviews.

Even when they do advertise, na formality, as politicians and rulers of the land don share all the slots.

Checkout naa, one mallam wey no fit compose one full sentence de ask make una help choose where him go fit loot money fast...EFCC abi NPA. Whereas a first class graduate from Oron, Onne, Apapa, Marina or Bonny no fit see chance get work for NPA wey de use their community land.

It is well.
SportsRe: Leicester City Players Dancing To Over The Moon By Dr Sid After Winning FA Cup by AuroraBrls: 9:11am On May 16, 2021
Joysticks:
Noise pollution will reduce.
I de tell you.
Chelsea fans just de attract hatred through no fault of theirs. My cousin say why other club fans de always de United in disliking Chelsea fans, just the same way other tribes de always find reason to dislike Igbos for Naija.

E sure me say 29may noise no go de...not because of any dislike or beef against Chelsea...the Chelsea that couldn't surmount Leicester stands no chance against ManCity.

You can comfortably stake your wife,gf or partner, hubby,bf etc and win.
PoliticsRe: NPA: Hadiza Usman’s Suspension Disheartening –former Liberian President, Sirleef by AuroraBrls: 9:03am On May 16, 2021
Even if she is found innocent of the allegations
will she be re-instated as the NPA Director.

Mohammed Koko is a thoroughbred seasoned Career person/Technocrat, years of experience in Banking, Amaechis very good friend and loyal ally while he was still Governor.

Most importantly he is an intelligent and enlightened Fulani man.

I don't see Buhari reinstating Hadiza.
RomanceRe: What Was The Most Embarrassing Thing You Did In A Relationship? by AuroraBrls: 8:08am On May 16, 2021
obembet:
When one idiot guy was asking for my nude pic...
Lol..good you didn't oblige him.
Asides that your profile pix clearly shows you will be very hairy-chested. Won't be nice to see in a female nude.

Don't blame my observant eyes, blame your semi nude profile pix
SportsRe: Kelechi Iheanacho Celebrates Leicester City's FA Cup Win With Nigerian Flag by AuroraBrls: 6:27am On May 16, 2021
wingmanIII:
Mumu boy. Would ve been a great opportunity to promote Biafra.
Disappointed!! undecided undecided undecided
You don de show your oversabi.
Do you think to don a biafran flag no de hungry Seniorman.
Do you think he doesn't know the implication if he tries it. He still needs national team space. Abi you wan make DSS arrest am anytime he comes back to Owerri. Abi you wan make DSS open terrorist file for Senior man.
Abi you wan commot food from his family mouth.

Ejoor ooh.
EducationRe: What Were You Known For Whilst In School? by AuroraBrls: 6:17am On May 16, 2021
stanley000:
grin I could nickname anybody and that name would stick. Almost got expelled for nicknaming a girl "headmistress" lol. I cut grass tire b4 i got accepted back to school. I and my partner in crime "courage", if we laugh u u will change school
You and your partner must have forced inferiority complex, low self esteem, and lots of traumatic feelings into innocent students and victims of your bullying and mental torture. Imagine how many of those students changed school or dodged school cos of una, some will even have schizophrenia trigger up in their later life from flashback of the painful experiences in your hands.

What if one of them wakes up tomorrow to trace you and Bleep you up big time like a man did in Thailand
EducationRe: What Were You Known For Whilst In School? by AuroraBrls: 6:09am On May 16, 2021
[quote author=Lovestrong post=101729452]lol! A holy bad'G[/quote

Sabi boy wey know as e de be
Nobody holy pass Las Las
EducationRe: What Were You Known For Whilst In School? by AuroraBrls: 8:14pm On May 15, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnnnn niggarrrr
Isoright....

Tom Tom...
Stupid students.,...


Because our business study teacher ask questions for class....come set her Tom Tom....say who get am go collect the Tom Tom.....

As a real niggarrr,......na im i blast the question o....aunty way be students teacher give me the Tom Tom as promised....

From that day .......those mumu begin call me Tom Tom or aunty husband
Slawo how your side naa
I be your fan for Nairaland ooh
Even though say l no be bomber
I de gbadu your honesty and zero pretence
I no de understand Nairaland emailing
u fit reason me email Addie or Whatsapp contact wey l fit use reach you privately
Na business talk.
Tnx
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Iniuobong Umoren: Highlights From Frank Uduak Akpan’s Confession by AuroraBrls: 3:40pm On May 15, 2021
BKsoul:
its all fine... apology accepted....leave the email addie.... Our thinking is not compatible....
Smiles.
People disagree to agree, variety na the spice of life, the monotonicity and boredom go de terrible if everybody de Stan the same views.
Thanks all the same for accepting my sincere apologies.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Iniuobong Umoren: Highlights From Frank Uduak Akpan’s Confession by AuroraBrls: 3:36pm On May 15, 2021
BKsoul:
you dey kolo oh...i just googled the meaning of quean....let me just take it that you missed the spelling of queen, because I am angry now.
Apologies my dear.
Naturally l get bad mouth if l am upset.
It's a mistake
No vex.
You are a Queen for sure, trust me.
Drop me an email addie so l can tender a proper apology.
Thanks
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Iniuobong Umoren: Highlights From Frank Uduak Akpan’s Confession by AuroraBrls: 3:20pm On May 15, 2021
BKsoul:
Lmao...kpele..... to you will be fine....more ever its queen.... I no follow you drag anything... Go back and read your replies to my comment, then you sit , think and know if you were right with your replies..
Last last na friendship e go end...thank God say you no Google the difference between Queen and Quean, u for abuse me more sef join.

Anyways kpele, if l got you angry by tone. Apologies.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Iniuobong Umoren: Highlights From Frank Uduak Akpan’s Confession by AuroraBrls: 3:09pm On May 15, 2021
[quote author=BKsoul post=101718655]You made me view your Nairaland profile...stuffs like you having the best Skin and being a kind and beautiful soul in Lagos...Ask yourself, are you talking like a beautiful soul or a Quean?

You mentioned my comment and l made you understand that such views are backward and obsolete...your views are yours and l have no business convincing you to drop them, just don't peddle it wrecklessly around people who think different and don't get angry and rude like a Lagos Quean when you are corrected...why you being rude, just cos it's a faceless forum...that's very bad.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Iniuobong Umoren: Highlights From Frank Uduak Akpan’s Confession by AuroraBrls: 2:30pm On May 15, 2021
[quote author=BKsoul post=101717468]Its always a painful thing when you someone you see as sensible is senseless... Go back, read what i wrote and check for the meaning of might be....[/quote

Religious Rude Distraction...
Should have ignored you.
Bye
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Iniuobong Umoren: Highlights From Frank Uduak Akpan’s Confession by AuroraBrls: 1:33pm On May 15, 2021
BKsoul:
Ini might be suffering the actions or words of her father in time past... I pray your children do not suffer for your actions or words in time to come.. Shalom
Na over fetish,over churchy and religious folks de believe this your talk.

When do you think the Children of Abacha, Babangida, etc will suffer for the blood of DeleGiwa, OgoniNine, etc.

What gives you the full assurance that your suffering or blessings are fully or partly the karma from the actions and inactions of your Progenitors. What gives you the impression that your own action and inactions will determine the fate of your offsprings.

Talking for talking sake.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Iniuobong Umoren: Highlights From Frank Uduak Akpan’s Confession by AuroraBrls: 7:21am On May 15, 2021
Reverse Psychology. Psychology. Philosophy. 4.12 CGPA. Uniuyo. Obong University. Akwa Ibom State. 6 people rape in the past but none killed. Can any of these victims come forward to testify.

That lni as hard-working and good as she is is not a Ju Babe, campus slang for babe wey no know what's up. Almost all Unilag female undergraduates do sex for money runs on the low and others shits. Go ask Uber/Taxify, the biggest flow of ride request/traffic in ehailing at night is from Unilag to Lekki/Island. Similar pattern Uniport to Highbrow areas of Port Harcourt.

Picture the scenario. Babe arrives the remote distant village after about an hour on okada. Meets with Akpan. He is a very handsome innocent looking young man and a car owner. Ini relaxes her nerves and kinda throws caution to the wind. Maybe starts tripping for the boy. He drives her down to his abbattoir/hideout. They are alone now where no one can hear her screaming, reminds me of Wyclefs Diallo. Akpan tells the babe point blank wetin de sup. Can you work as a Secretary in a Narcotics Farm. Yes.Sexual intercourse before being employed. I agree. But please use condom. Nigga unsheathes his sword and insists on NiggaRaw. Ini refuses and turns violent. Nigga is triggered and returns violence, Ini dies from a blunt force injury to the head inflicted by Ezekiel Akpan. Unfortunately the victim is not alive to narrate her own side of the story, we have to believe the Akpan guy.

A NIFES or SCM or DUNAMIS campus fellowship student no fit get mind waka that kind Waka alone. Even olosho wey him leg strong no go fit run that kind Waka alone. She must go with her squad even if na minister wan give her contract.

Fear female undergraduates...if you know you know.

E don happen be say e don happen.

I pray Justice prevails sincerely on this matter.
CrimeRe: How I lured, raped 6 other ladies by offering them jobs killer of Akwa Ibom jobs by AuroraBrls: 7:13am On May 15, 2021
Reverse Psychology. Psychology. Philosophy. 4.12 CGPA. Uniuyo. Obong University. Akwa Ibom State. 6 people rape in the past but none killed. Can any of these victims come forward to testify.

That lni as hard-working and good as she is is not a Ju Babe, campus slang for babe wey no know what's up. Almost all Unilag female undergraduates do sex for money runs on the low and others shits. Go ask Uber/Taxify, the biggest flow of ride request/traffic in ehailing at night is from Unilag to Lekki/Island. Similar pattern Uniport to Highbrow areas of Port Harcourt.

Picture the scenario. Babe arrives the remote distant village after about an hour on okada. Meets with Akpan. He is a very handsome innocent looking young man and a car owner. Ini relaxes her nerves and kinda throws caution to the wind. Maybe starts tripping for the boy. He drives her down to his abbattoir/hideout. They are alone now where no one can hear her screaming, reminds me of Wyclefs Diallo. Akpan tells the babe point blank wetin de sup. Can you work as a Secretary in a Narcotics Farm. Yes.Sexual intercourse before being employed. I agree. But please use condom. Nigga unsheathes his sword and insists on NiggaRaw. Ini refuses and turns violent. Nigga is triggered and returns violence, Ini dies from a blunt force injury to the head inflicted by Ezekiel Akpan. Unfortunately the victim is not alive to narrate her own side of the story, we have to believe the Akpan guy.

A NIFES or SCM or DUNAMIS campus fellowship student no fit get mind waka that kind Waka alone. Even olosho wey him leg strong no go fit run that kind Waka alone. She must go with her squad even if na minister wan give her contract.

Fear female undergraduates...if you know you know.

E don happen be say e don happen.

I pray Justice prevails sincerely on this matter.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Frank Uduak-Akpan Wore 'The Mudder Squad' T-Shirt While Being Paraded By Police by AuroraBrls:
Very handsome innocent looking young boy.

Looks are truly deceptive. Beware of calm, handsome and innocent looking guys.

NB: The Judge may end up giving him a looooong jail term or worst case scenario of life Imprisonment. I don't see them putting a hangman noose on his neck.

He has been told by an intelligent person to paint a picture of self defence, with a good legal team and money from his political connect and his cooperation not to sing like a lark, he won't get a hanging.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How I Killed Iniubong Umoren - Frank Uduak-Akpan Confesses (Photos, Video) by AuroraBrls: 7:25pm On May 14, 2021
Officialgarri:
I believe his version of the story. Looks accurate of what I thought in my head.

But trust our emotional social media CIA, they sold us many pathetic stories and made me to almost begin to sympathize with the murderer.
One unknown blog even said he had over 50 shallow graves in his yard.
I mentioned it in one of my previous comments in a similar but different post...the babe didn't manage this guy well, she would have still been alive today. Shortly after her disappearance went viral a couple of girls narrated that they till don't know how they survived the guy and asked to remain anonymous. Fact is some victims do survive the guy.

You are already trapped, give in to his demand on the condition of having your head preserved. Stoop to survive if you can. The guy is definitely human and would have spared the girl if babe had been able to use street sense on him.

E don happen be sey e don happen, too bad. There are thousands of guys like this Akapan guy all over the nation, who can even do worse...this is how anyone you hear to be a Cultist (whether campus or street cult) make their bones, earn respect, gain recognition.

I wan blend, l wan belong...u go get mind pass Akpan ooh. That your pikin, bros, wey de always wear one kind color de form strongman is worse than Akpan only if you can see him in action.

Some of una Senators, governor's, politicians, even pastors still belong and were worse than this Akpan guy in their youthful days.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Photos From Ini Iniubong Umoren's Burial In Akwa Ibom by AuroraBrls: 4:32pm On May 14, 2021
maureensylvia:
Rip
Quite painful cry cry cry

So they have money to bury this girl immediately but they couldn't support her business when she was alive.
That's Africa for you.

Someone once said family basically don't want you to be better than any one else, at the same time they don't want you really dead, especially if it will cost them burial fees or public embarrassment
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Another Jobseeker Confirms David Hundenyin’s Report by AuroraBrls: 2:04pm On May 14, 2021
The report says there are over 300 graves in the compound the guy uses as his abbattoir; I saw an NYSC boot, exercise books, cloths, foot wears, belonging to lots of dead victims.

That compound should have been sealed by now with a Police forensic team gathering every information possible.

He lures almost all his victims via jobs/phone calls....a request should be placed, authorised by a Judge, to listen in to his calls and sms for the past 5years infact.

A volcano of shocking truths will definitely erupt...politicians and policemen aiding and abetting the Ezekiel guy will be revealed, identities of all his victims will be revealed, it will be established if he is a henchman for organ and body parts traffickers or just ritual killers.

But of a certainty this case will die off soonest, cos a lot of the high and mighty will go down if a thorough investigation is done.
CelebritiesRe: Imade Adeleke Signs An Endorsement With Eva Baby Soap (Photos) by AuroraBrls: 10:32pm On May 13, 2021
Staphylococcus:
I use to believe Davido had sense when he named this girl "Imade". Very classy and unique name.

But when he named his boy "Ifeanyi" thats when I confirmed that dude got egg-roll in his skull. How can you name your first boy like a deity worshipped with palm-oil in Ebonyi state. Name that they haveused and over-used in Ladipo and Alaba market.

You cannot even package the name. Ify or Ifean

It would have even been better if he named the boy Play-Station or Xbox
You think you are tushed, polished, classic, in tune and in sync with the times.

You have only succeeded in displaying your stupidity and enlightened ignorance.

You call a dog what the owner wants you to call it.

You don't decide for David what he ought to call his boy. No matter how crude or local you think the name to be.

Idiot. You would have preferred Ifeaun. Like Shawn or Shaun. Lol. Mgbeke feeling funky.

You should be apologising to David by now.

A word is enough for the wise, my son.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Always Feels Guilty After Sex. Will Her Shame Go Away? by AuroraBrls:
If you met her a virgin and she is from a homely good and strong religious upbringing....then she ain't manipulating you. In that case she is a wifeable breed. make her your Queen
PoliticsRe: Ortom: Removing History Subject From Curriculum Is Evil by AuroraBrls: 9:20pm On May 13, 2021
NwaNimo1:
Ortom is on fire these days....

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Mid Belt..... Organise!
This Nwanimo guy...iwu ezigbote onye Ara honestly...your doings tire me infact...very u queer and funny

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