₦airaland Forum

There is nothing wrong with the name Nigeria.

Infact e make sense

E sweet and smooth to pronounce for mouth

E get better meaning sef...The area/region around the confluence River Niger with the River Benue and their resultant Delta.

Biafra too sweet for mouth...area that has the Bight of Biafra or Gulf of Guinea as part of it territorial waters.

Na the Oduduwa name wey de hang for mouth...even the Arewa wey no allow anybody go their separate way sef no sweet for mouth.

Make l even ask...Arewa na God abi wetin?..why Oduduwa and Biafra de fear and beg Arewa for independence?...Ayam honestly not understanding...abi de get two heads and four testicles?...Why is especially Oduduwa, afraid of Arewa?...Why is Arewa not agitating for secession?

If the marriage cant work anymore, let their be a peaceful divorce...nobody has a monopoly of violence and nobody should be threatening anyone with war or genocide.

If the marriage gets to work...a stronger regional system of government with a relatively weaker centre should be adopted, resource control...Senate and House of Reps should be scrapped. Politics should be a part time work and not an avenue for career criminals to loot the Commonwealth.

Kylekent59:
Where is that guy with the meme of a man in Agbada, standing on his bed and doing fall like lroko tree thereby changing from APC to PDP?

NwaNimo come with your meme.

Nwanimo went to take his monthly medications...

Lol...that guy is nuts and sane at the same time with memes

To be African seems to be a curse

Please unmarried young African guys make una try Japa comot this shithole, find Caucasians, Asians, etc to Marry and breed with...please same goes for the female single African ladies, please, ejoor!

Let's mix our genes with more forward thinking races instead of recycling our inherited Mumu genes by this inbreeding in the guise of marrying and interbreeding with ourselves.

That's how our ancestors were busy swinging from trees like apes, when Columbus and Cortes and Megallan were busy building ships and sailing the seven seas. Elon musk is rocketing to Mars but we are busy doing Yahoo Yahoo work like slawomir, reinventing how to loot national treasury in the name of politics

We are the headquarters of hypocrisy and pretense cloaked in religiosity, enveloped in fetishness and animism, shrouded in cultural backwardness.

The glee on the face of her female colleague on red hijab says a lot about how happy even her fellow women are,her fellow women who should speak out against the embarrassment and injustice being done to one of theirs.

On a scale of 1-10, that lady scores 8 in decency of dressing. 10 over 10 in smart decent corporate outfit for a career lady. Why is she being embarrassed. Since when did wearing a cassock and hijab become a benchmark for decent dressing.

grandlexuz:
Looks to me he used his daughyer as shield. He only suffered a leg wound

Nice observation...very likely instinctive gesture of a soldier in such a scenario. Poor daddy's girl was used as a bullet shield by daddy

OlayemiAshraf:
. After all the money he has spent to sent the girl to study at u.s ...chaiii ... It's only God that can save a person from drive-by ,

It's difficult to survive a drive-by spraying...
He would have died too, maybe the spraying wasn't on his side of the car or he feigned dead.

This situation is horribly getting out of hand.

Hoodlums and miscreants have hijacked the volatile and insecure situation in the East. Every incidence of tragedy must be blamed on IPOB even when they are not the masterminds.

Anyone who gave a go ahead order or masterminded Gulaks killing made a terrible mistake.

More and more reasons are being given the Military and the North to turn the East into a war zone for no just cause.

The last time this happened, for a just cause, millions of innocent women and children were starved to death, killed, raped, men and brethren were killed.

The easiest way to unleash mayhem or start a jihad is to kill a Northerner of Political or Religious importance. The death of Ahmadu Bello is still being avenged even by Buhari. The West can be packaged but this happening in the East of all places is not pardonable. There is much bad blood between the North and the East.

buckeyemedia:
Well said, mind the editing. Ipob released the convicted felons back into the streets.

You edited my original comment to suit your opinion/conviction that it was an IPOB job. I still see it as one of the possibilities out of the many options l listed in my original post/comment.

Let's assume you are right. Why would IPOB kill Gulak? MNK, IPOB, ODUDUWA, etc and every right thinking Nigerian knows that the easiest way to start a chain reaction of tetaliatory intertribal killings/program is to kill any Prominent Northerner. MNK and IPOB should be too smart for that.

It's likely a government, stray element or political enemy job

The key suspects in this Gulak killing should be

1) Uzodinmas Camp
rumor has it that Gulak, Oshiomohle, etc did their best to thwart Rochas almost successful ploy to make his SonInLaw Governor. Maybe Gulak was made some promises and Uzodinma wasn't forthcoming. The possibility of silencing him to die the matter and avoid the payment can't be ruled out. It's just an imaginative guess though.

2) Rochas Camp
This possibility is very self explanatory. This guy is one of the people that screwed me and scuttled our Plan. This insecure and volatile period, and he is gallivanting Imo to and fro. Let's pluck him. IPOB can take the blame.

3) Government or the North
Possibility to trigger and inter tribal bad retaliatory killing, or to tag it on IPOB. Governments and their apparatuses are not saints. The current Saudi Crown Prince sent an elite killer squad from Rhiyadh to Istanbul to use chainsaws to cut up Jamal Khashoggi and dissolve his body parts in concentrated acid. Abacha had a killer squad that took out Kudirat, the list is endless. Government and incumbents give go aheads for dirty jobs to be done...Funso Williams, Dele Giwa.

4) IPOB
This possibility is also imaginable.

5) Thugs, stray elements, Criminals, Escaped prisoners.
This is also very possible.

My take on this matter.
Why was Gulak without a security detail.
Why was his driver not killed.
The driver identified the colour and vehicle types used by the killers. Real assassins will waste the driver too.
The police in their usual pattern heard about an onion truck being looted by hoodlums and gunmen, went and killed some of them, labeleld them Gulak killers.

Why was Gulak revisiting and revisiting Uzodinma like the way Obasanjo was revisiting Odili in Port Harcourt.

Gulak himself should have known better that he has naturally inherited enemies by installing and being uzodinmas friend. To cap it all you are visiting and roaming a region where hundreds of inmates recently escaped into the city, a stronghold of seccession agitation...without security details.

FatherCHRISTMAS:
I do think have data. Someone that has watched it should please explain what happened

I forgive myself for watching this nonsense

I thought l was going to see a dead victim wake up, and walk to the house of the ritual killer

Only to see coffin bearers playing a prepared script

To be African seems to be a curse

Who did this to us?

This is wrong on all level.

Ordinary onions for that matter.

Those goods were already paid for by Eastern traders that ordered for them from Northern suppliers...unless the case is different this time and it belongs to Northern traders bringing it down to sell.

This actually has nothing to do with Secession agitation. There is serious hunger in the land, no jobs for the youths, inflation's, the ruling class and politicians have looted the nation into deficit.

Serious anarchy is looming...very soon will start attacking the elite and politicians.

History may likely repeat itself...how the dregs of society and the common Parisians revolted against the elite.

The common man has never had it rougher than this...all thanks to failure of leadership and the elites.

Man City has a duty to win this game very convincingly within 90minutes of play.

This is the Peak of every Man City player/fan aspiration...the long awaited elusive UCL Trophy.

Sterling, Foden, Aguero, Mahrez, Jesus, Diaz, Ederson, Silva, Laporte, KDB, etc...l see y'all celebrating tonight.

But common sense no common ooh

Do you have this man's consent before posting his pictures online

Which kind tatafo abi amebo abi na bad belle aka jealous faceme l faceyou envious neighbour you de try be.

Ask around your vicinity of the meat de hungry you. Go there and find out the price, buy it if you need it.

Stop disturbing us.

SUPERPACK:
Why not go into freelancing and stop this slave job hunting. That amount is something you can get in two weeks from the comfort of your home. All you need is an android phone, and a little capital of 10k.

Do u have an email or Whatsapp one can reach you on regarding this freelancing

....Okowa will comfortably take that money to Ibori, anyway anyhow, if Delta State Account is credited.

....It would have been better, FG uses that money to complete the East-West Road section that passed through Delta State and other major projects in Delta State.

Anything short of this, that money plus accrued interest will be taken to Ibori on bended knees and with better apology.

Na wetin fit the Mumu Malami guy.

An educated illiterate wey no fit make an appropriate analogy to buttress his points

Just because he is blinded by raw hatred and must say something for saying sake to please his Paymasters in ASO ROCK.

Is there even any correct or appropriate analogy to equate/compare between any Enterprise of the Fulanis and the Igbos? There is honestly none.

The Igbos, wherever the ply their trade never engage an indigeneous fellow in a fight in their land, never rapes their women, never insists on FG apportioning him a land for spareparts biz.

It's only a Fulani( Niger republic-fulani, Chad-fulani, Mali-Fulani, Burkinabe-Fulani, and other shades of fulani that were asked to come into Nigerian enmasse to help rig the Buhari/Jonathan election) , that will beat a Yoruba man to death in Ibadan and dare the consequences because Buhari is in ASO ROCK and because the Nearest Military Barracks is filled to the brim with 70% of Fulanis. It's only a Fulani man that has the heartless temerity to rape women coming back from the farm in Benue, Ebonyi, etc. Talk of kidnapping, talk of mass killing just to intimidate villagers to vacate their ancestral lands, talk of destroying the crop of helpless farmers. It's all the handwork of Fulanis.

Asides the PDP and APC politicking gimmicks, it shocks me to my marrows how people like FEMI ADESINA, LAI MOHAMMED and co sleeps well at night after earning their daily pay packaging and presenting lies to please their Paymasters. Thank goodness for the internet and a more politically aware populace. Someday soonest immunity will cease to cover them.

The earlier you use the worst case scenario approach the better. Then try resolving each possibility one by one.

Assume the worst, but don't be emotional or sissy about it.

If you were not able to get her pregnant while dating her or confirm her fertility, either you be simp or religious rat.

1. Assume that you are not fertile or have developed a low semen count. Visit only a specialist medical professional and prove this wrong or write. PLEASE DONT PATRONISE A PASTOR, IMAM OR HERBALIST NO MATTER WHAT. ALSO DONT TEST THE EFFICACY OF YOUR FLUID BY TRYING IT ON ANOTHER WOMAN.

2. Also assume that her series of abortions and sexual escapades has ruined her chances of conceiving or she is sterile until you can prove this wrong or right via a Specialist Fertility Personell.

Seems you are one of those guys church pastors arranged wife for. Try and keep enough wealth for this baby you are itching badly to sure, Naija na hell already, if poorman come born you life is already playing you under 0.5goals, if the poor man come be faceme l faceyou tenant, it's worse than under 0.5goals ... Maybe na him make the pickin no wan come.

For a young Lawyer you still did a very shoddy job in hiding same trails and facts you didn't want to divulge. I just hope it doesn't screw anything for you all the same. Congrats, your half-hearted perseverance paid off with the help of COVID lockdown and your DADs insistence. Comparing yourself to peers is one of the greatest pressure and depression sources.

A lot of folks have quit Facebook, LinkedIn, Insta, etc. You never got a job via LinkedIn all the while you where languishing in PH, now you miraculously hit it big and you are running back to LinkedIn and definitely other social media platforms to chase clout and attention. If l were you, l would just focus on that job. Any networking you need you can equally get outside LinkedIn, etc.

Your smart friends will still know you are still the one cos

1)they will easily pick out that your parents very learned
2)you were in PH before coming to Lag
3)your signature or natural way of constructing phrases and sentences...it's just unique more or less like DNA
4) you gave out your age details
5)etc

Na even now l look the list well.

Na Yoruba be the driver of the plane

Na Hausa/Fulani be the Oga Kpatakpata Passenger.

I pity any Easterner wey be the mechanic or car washer or fuel buyer of this plane that crashed. Prepare your defence against allegations like sabotage, etc

Marginalisation saved Easterners truly, this time.

It's unfortunate that even Science can't establish for a fact where human spirits come from at conception or go to at death.

All we have at best na religious fairytales and hypotheses.

I heard this COAS boasted to the hearing of a lot of Biafrans, that Biafra will only become a Sovereign Nation over his dead body, the only omission/mistake he made was not adding...over my burnt/charred body....the power of words... Catholic catechism states that God created everything with the words of his mouth.

I took a cursory glance at the names of the crew/passengers/victims...No Ikwerre, no Ogoja, no Urhobo, no Itshekiri, no Asaba, no Bonny, no Sagbama, no Obubra, no Onitsha, no Ogoni, no Nekede, no Odukpani, no Ahoada, no Abakiliki or Sapele man was found worthy enough in the Military to be a part of the COAS crew... Lwkmd.

You people should stop wasting your fake RIP and all what not emotional comments...Personally l would wish him to be welcomed to the after life, if there is any in reality, by his good friends Terwase Akwasa Gana, Ikonso, Shekau, The innocent Easterners he mowed down in Onitsha, etc.

There is a way and manner you can tell someone to go to hell and they will gladly be itching to start trekking to hell.

There is a a zillion difference in these two scenarios...

Scenario 1
Calmly whispering to him without anyone else hearing it,..." Honey please don't be offended, please don't feel bad that l am asking, just that l have no other alternative and l know your ego level...do u mind assisting me with either warming the food or washing then plates so that we can serve some customers, and make some sales, please?"...Even if your husband na Shekau or Nyesom Wike, he will wash the plates and warm the food all by himself at lightning seed. Emotional intelligence, massaging his ego, according him full respect despite his powerlessness of joblessness.

Scenario 2....In Patience or Ozokwor style or TontoDikeh anger mode, with everyone looking and listening..."Papa Ebuka, have told you before and you ignored me, go and wash plates now lemme serve customers...am tired of all these Biko, only me go attack, only me go defend". Zero respect, zero pressure management and zero emotional intelligence on the part of the woman. Trust me you don de chochocho tey tey de make careless and rude remarks about his joblessness directly and indirectly, that slap wey you just chop suppose don drop tey tey, today's own broke the camel's back. Some of your fellow women sef de earn millions whereas their hubby de earn peanuts, peace of mind still de.

It is inherently in the nature of the menfolk to provide for their kith and kin, when they are powerless to do so it brings out the devil in them oftentimes if you don't manage them well as a woman.

Kindly find a way to apologise to your husband, he will apologise for hitting you, he was blinded by shame and anger, it wasn't deliberate. In my opinion you should be happy and lucky that your husband is no SIMP.

Slawomir

Pantami wan wreck boys finally

E don be ooh!
Pantami don reason guys finally
Men no fit bomb safely again

Na like this Yahoo work go take die off
After we go say aboki no get sense even na Mallam or Emir him be.
See as Pantami take de 10steps ahead of Yahoo guys.

It's a welcome development for those of us wey no get skeleton for Yahoo and 419 cupboard, those of us wey go rather do GNLD marketing than to scam another person, for those of us wey still get some conscience and morals

Somebody daughter/sister na him be that.

Someone's future wife/Mum.

Smh...

A man they are trying to undo by eating him into debit played a fast one on them when he saw the handwriting on the wall - zero guarantee of getting value/laid after spending.


Sometimes when l see young ladies from good upbringing so skimpily and sluttishly adorned, swaying their body lustfully and flinging their head in the usual notice me / am so hot style/Quean on the highway style... l can't help but to wonder...what really goes on in a females head, esp such types of females...

Am l even wrong to say such type...cos honestly and on a very good day and with the right setting and cliques, even the Classiest and most seemingly polished of females ...d ChefCh, the Cuppis, the SofyMomd, The KimKads, The ObamaGals, etc could be caught exuding this same en vouge swag. Like it's the coolest swag amongst chic's.

An ordinary simple conversation is going on...you are making a hundred gestures with your hands and talons within a space of 10minutes, flicking your flowing hair backwards at least 7 times in 2minutes...practically snorting your phone while in the middle of a conversation with someone, the list is endless. Drama upon drama.

Men are only after the Honeypot...the Rich ones can go bankrupt to eat it if they must...but hardly for keepsakes...do you ever wonder why most men keep Buhari or Sanusis daughter, Ngozi Okonjo Iweala or Oby Ezeks at home, but will spend half their fortune to taste cuppys cup. Real men see through all this fakery, unseriousness and shallowness in character.

The feminist fever sweeping through this generation isn't helping matters either, esp in our clime.

chatinent:
It has finished you.


You still want to invest.



How old is this witchcraft!

It's as Old as Adam and Eve.

It's called greed.

They call it calculated and intelligent risk taking.

What they don't know is that intelligent-responsible-worst-case-scenario-combination-punting with zero room for greed and sentiment is way better than any crypto or ponzi.

Crypto this and that. It's all tushed Ponzi. Go ask Prof Chuks Soludo, Thomas Piketty or Jeffrey Sachs

Ikwerreman and his rent is like a baby and the momma's tits.

Ameachi and Wike people!

You don't mess with an Ikwerreman when his rent collection is due.

Nyegam iwai m!

They are lucky the man is even an elderly person, a more youthful Ikwerre Landlord will be brandishing a very sharp double edged Cutlass waiting for them.

Ikwerre mmeka we eeh!

Teaser4:
make she no shoot oh... I like her... Hanty poco no shoot I go dey for you

What makes you think she will like an Owlish looking black dude that drinks straight from the bottle?

mariahAngel:
Maybe your busybody ought to take the first shot!
Gbeborun!

Why u de collect Panadol for headache wey no concern you.

You should know it's just a joke, don't tell me your sense of humor threshold is too high, na cruise most folks de catch here...take it easy.

Even Pocahontas knows it's a joke.

Teaser4:
Sapphire coman shoot!!

Pocahontas should shoot first before Sappieres

Seems you are a newcomer on nairaland

At the peak of that case, an attorney general of Delta State wrote a letter emphatically stating that no dime of Delta State was stolen or looted by Ibori.

I doubt if Delta State will see a kobo of that money.

Buhari and Amechi will even use it to complete the Daura - Niger Republic railway line.

Even God no go vex for Buhari for that one.

Telegram would have been a better option to switch over to had it not been for a very SERIOUS FLAW.

Why will l download an app and suddenly all my phone contacts( enemies, debtors, family, friends, etc) will be immediately alerted that l am now on Telegram.

Who does that. What happened to keeping a low profile or being below the radar.

Bola146:
Say that to your sisters Are you God

They are all well behaved and long married, sorry to disappoint you.

The only one wey de give sign say Shiloh fit begin call her unless she changes her formula, na the one wey de do like you, busy being a feminist, pulling a ride that can buy 5plots of land in Ibeju Lekki, she has similar no nonsense traits like you, waiting for Rich prince charming...