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Celebrities / Re: Sammie Okposo's Family Confirms Death by AuroraBrls: 10:25pm On Nov 25, 2022 |
[quote author=Slawomirr post=118682645]Damnnn niggarrrr Rest in peace Gospel singer...we were born to die although ain't no fan of gospel songs.. It is well |
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija Cautions Eloswag Against "Politicking" by AuroraBrls: 7:54am On Jul 29, 2022 |
x2x2:.... Bro do u have an email l can reach u on. I wan know more about the stuff u mention. Ppl around me say na scam |
Politics / Re: Oba Of Benin Receives Bronze Head & Cockerel Returned From The UK by AuroraBrls: 7:17pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
Where they wan come keep am wey boys no go reloot am like palliative abi oba of Lagos staff of office ni? |
Education / Re: South African Students Participate In #NoSchoolBagChallenge (Photos) by AuroraBrls: 12:25pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
Arielle: I am sorry l am not sorry. There are stupid cultures world over. From wearing bombs to kill people so as to make heaven, to female genital mutilation, to honor killing. You shouldn't be this much upset cos yours is somewhat mildly less stupid. Culture should be dynamic. With time people stood against slavery, killing of innocent newborn twins. Maybe with time folks in SA will see reason to have their female minors more properly and decently clad. |
Education / Re: South African Students Participate In #NoSchoolBagChallenge (Photos) by AuroraBrls: 10:54am On Feb 19, 2022 |
TjoBATHONG: Some stupid culture you got then Teaching and encouraging minors esp females, to be indecently dressed, more sexually provocatively dressed, zero morals/ zero fear in being sexually expressive/active amongst primary and secondary kids. Rubbish |
Romance / Re: Has A Friend Ever Told You He/she Is In Love With You by AuroraBrls: 5:45pm On Feb 14, 2022 |
bukky1994: This kinda stuff happens a lot in workplaces. Younger guys/ men being victimized by bosses through no fault of theirs cos of mere pussy being sought after by the Boss. Not nice. Lesson/Solution - stay away from anything affection and emotion with female colleagues, unless you are the Boss or u are sure to win without getting ur fingers burnt 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: NDLEA Declares DCP Abba Kyari Wanted Over Illicit Drug Trafficking by AuroraBrls: 5:32pm On Feb 14, 2022 |
The telltale signs and redflags of a charade and ruse of some sorts is very noticeable all over this incident. A ploy cooked up/arranged to prevent Kyaris extradition to The US. This looks very much akin to Oxlade & Tiwaz coded deliberate release of their tapes to make more money and exposure of sorts. Thats my take though l may be wrong shaa |
Travel / Re: I Want To JAPA But I Am Really Confused by AuroraBrls: 9:30pm On Feb 11, 2022 |
AvaTravels: Bro could you please be kind enough to leave and email address or WhatsApp number l can reach on asap, on your nairaland signature page. I have need to reach you regarding travelling out discussions. Tnx |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Funny Interview Experience With A Foreign Firm by AuroraBrls: 5:54pm On Feb 10, 2022 |
[quote author=Supreme145 post=110100910]After sending loads of applications for remote web dev positions throughout December without success I stopped applying and went into blockchain development. Last week I was replying a message on my LinkedIn account when I saw this jnr WordPress developer vacancy that popped up. I just applied since it takes less than a minute to do so on LinkedIn. I was surprised when they sent me a mail two days later with a link to an assessment which I took and submitted. They got back to me some days later to fix an interview date, I choose Feb 9 among the listed options. The time options included 7pm, 7:15pm and 7:30pm and I chose the 1st option. The interview was supposed to last for just 15 minutes. I left Chelsea's match that I was watching at half time to prepare for my interview. I asked one of my Nairaland friends for data and he sent me 3gb, I was all set up by 6:44 pm with a Bluetooth that I borrowed from a friend for the occasion. I didn't want any stories. If only I knew what was lying in wait for me....6:52 pm.....Boom!!! NEPA took light. My laptop was fully charged but knowing fully well that my battery was not trustworthy, it would last 2 hours when it's in a good mood and 5 minutes on it's angry days. I grabbed my charger and extension and ran off to a nearby restaurant in my area. You think Usian Bolt can run baa? If you see my speed this evening you will like me. It was a combination of Bolt and Ben Johnson. I ran like a criminal that was escaping an angry mob about to lynch him, with the way I was grabbing my PC under my armpit I could easily be mistaken for a thief by the way. I got there by 6:59 pm, plugged my stuffs and connected to the zoom call by 7: 02 pm, the beautiful oyinbo woman was already waiting. While she was in a well lit apartment, I was in a place with red and blue bulbs with my face barely visible even though I supported the light with my phone torch light flashing straight to my face. She smiled immediately I came online, and murmured something, omo the Bluetooth was not connected o. Something I tested before connecting to the call, I was fumbling with my Bluetooth settings while she kept talking and gesticulating if I could hear her. The Bluetooth was connected to the system but was somehow not working, she saved me from my misery when she suggested we port to google meet for the interview. I used the opportunity to check my Bluetooth settings well and connected to the call through a link she sent to my mail almost immediately. In the middle of the interview the restaurant gen went off throwing everywhere into darkness.... Omo!!! I had to keep shining teeth and stretching my small eyes to its elastic limit because they were the only visible things from my end. She burst into laughter and I couldn't help but join her. It was as if she was in heaven calling someone in hell. I apologized and she told me not to worry that she understands amidst another bout of laughter that she was struggling to contain. She shaa finished the interview with the normal I will get back to you after accessing the performance of other candidates, I still apologized for my interview settings hoping it won't affect my chances, she assured me that it won't have any bearing on her decision making as regards to selection of the successful candidate. She couldn't stop smiling throughout the interview that lasted for like 20 mins. I packed my kaya and went home. I laughed my heart out while I narrated everything to my friend who rolled on the floor with laughter. The image of my eyes and teeth in darkness was so hilarious. This was actually my first interview and it will definitely live long in my memory. Have you experienced something similar?? Please share for the fun Imagine the effort this guy had to put in to surmount all the setbacks and challenges; just because of ordinary electricity power in 2022. 2 Likes |
Family / Re: Finally!! I Moved Out Of My Parents House!! by AuroraBrls: 12:14am On Feb 05, 2022 |
Omihanifa: I pray God and providence to help you with enough selfcontrol to avoid women and sex now that u have an apartment of your own. Just start chasing money like your life depends on it, find positive things and sink yourself passionately into them. |
Crime / Re: Man Beaten To Stupor, Sweeps Market For Stealing Phone At Accra Ghana (video) by AuroraBrls: 9:10pm On Feb 02, 2022 |
Ghana too no get joy sef. One person shaperly donate one full roll of nylon rope as leash; automatic conversion of person to goat because him thief. E better pass to burn him with tire and fuel shaa |
Sports / Re: Liverpool Complete Luis Diaz Transfer From FC Porto(photos) by AuroraBrls: 11:13pm On Jan 30, 2022 |
Kriss216: So your fellow human being wey God create na him you open that your buccal cavity wey u de use chop yam and beans, de call am Lizard/ Ngwere, your bad mouth no go put u for trouble this year. God forgive me say l laff when l first read your comment shaa 3 Likes |
Health / Re: Staff of Jos University Teaching Hospital Celebrate Exit of "Tyrant" CMD (Video) by AuroraBrls: 11:08pm On Jan 02, 2022 |
Bodmum: I went through the entire comments on the post to see if any Pro-Buhari or BMC or Bebecure Dead Vulture Meat Crew will respond to you, none raised their head. Guy e be like say you hold better otumokpo. Kaiiii 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Tattoo Around Vagina Area. Please Help! by AuroraBrls: 11:11am On Jan 02, 2022 |
The truth is this 1) Only runs girls, lovepeddlers, women of very very low virtue and zero moral inhibitions and restraints would go as far as doing a tattoo in that area of their body. This is 95-100% true. Whether you are royalty or street, religious or not, it's a fact. Even thoughtful and adventurous folks have more than a second thought before deciding to mark there body with indelible inks in the name of fashion, religion or whatever. What if you wake up one day and you don't want or like it again. What if the inking will deny or impede your getting something good tmrw. 2.) Your friend got scammed. Maybe he is a SIMP. If you can't inspect and scan the goods why pay for it. Worst case scenario get a written or recorded evidence/assurance that the goods is what it claims to be, before purchase. Never believe what is written on the packaging or what the packaging is saying until you have fulltime guarantee. 3.) The babe has successfully scammed your friend into marriage. He can undo the deception of a union or take it lieing low and move on. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Kizz Daniel And His Son Jalil In New Photos by AuroraBrls: 7:14am On Dec 25, 2021 |
wolesmile: I didn't know my bro. No one would actually believe he was born into lslam, with a Daniel currently on his Name, and being Nigerian. Thanks for the eye-opening facts Sorry for the pardonable mistake/ wrongful assumption...even though say na Kizz cause am ni. |
Celebrities / Re: Kizz Daniel And His Son Jalil In New Photos by AuroraBrls: 10:58am On Dec 23, 2021 |
Faller: Broz...u r a wicket sombori Oloun...person wey you drag no fit ressurect again...you just use super glue and aradite gum fear and retreat enter the woke guy body... |
Travel / Re: Which Country Is Easiest To Migrate To Outside Africa With 10M by AuroraBrls: 10:14pm On Dec 21, 2021 |
naijaguy123456: My Gee, abeg you fit drop me ur email or WhatsApp digit make l contact u...l need some info about jakpa matta....tnx bro |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Business Idea For A Budget Of 500k by AuroraBrls: 6:58am On Dec 15, 2021 |
Dreyton36: HOW? |
Education / Re: Mirabel Obi: My Father Lost Contracts Due To Twerking Video- UNN Medical Student by AuroraBrls: 11:54pm On Nov 04, 2021 |
If not for procreation and assauging the feelings of a man na decimation fit some of these feminine lot. Little wonder Afghans condone mercy killings. I even thought it was poverty or lack that made her do that in a University environment...and UNN of all places for that matter...a medical student for that matter naa...haba... They won't imitate Chimamanda, okonjo iweala or Margaret thatcher....na the bad ones de wan b like "Women do stupid things" John Grishams, The Painted House 2 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Loses 4 Endorsement Deals Over Leaked Tape by AuroraBrls: 8:24am On Oct 23, 2021 |
Remag666:... Painted House John Grishams novel "Women do stupid things". That statement arose from the novel when a boy asked his grandad why a beautiful lady from good parentage should elope with a farmhand/tout. Tiwa was rumored by Victoria Kimani and co to be bedding a boy almost 20years younger than her some years back. Maybe it is actually true now. Even the guys dick looked cigarrettish. The whole video definitely looks doctored/deliberate from a forensic analysis angle. Motive was fame and wealth. The ultimate victim will be Jamil. Losing endorsements is nothing. Even Jamil has to grow up in a western environment where this isn't a problem, trust Nigerians to find a way to always always remind the boy much later in life. Probably a lowlifer or someone much down the ladder of society or who came by sudden money was the one shagging her in the video. By her words an ordinary/regular/not popular guy. |
TV/Movies / Re: Toke Makinwa Unveiled As Anchor Of Gulder Ultimate Search 2021 by AuroraBrls: 6:46pm On Oct 10, 2021 |
suffering: U will be feeling cool by now that you are smarter,but the joke is actually on you. Heineken is the majority shareholder in Nigerian Breweries. U can say that Heineken owns Nigerian Breweries. So If Nigerian Breweries makes Gulder, Heineken actually foots the bill. Look before you leap next time bro 1 Like |
Music/Radio / Re: Naz-B: "Unknown Gunmen" (Video) by AuroraBrls: 4:06pm On Oct 10, 2021 |
Nice and tight Ur video no relate at all with the song topic You should redo the video Get Zoro on the song to make it sound more serious |
TV/Movies / Re: Toke Makinwa Unveiled As Anchor Of Gulder Ultimate Search 2021 by AuroraBrls: 11:23am On Oct 10, 2021 |
This is a big let down and a minus for Gulder Ultimate Search. They should have taken Tonto Dikeh, Tacha, That Yoruba Empire Lady that releases sexy nudes yearly or the new Holoesho grads and exstudents from BBN 2021, if the criteria for GUS anchor was a sexy symbol Heineken and NBPlc una fall hands big time When Macho hunky street credible male celebrities full the industry wey una for pick... |
Family / Re: DNA Test, I Am Scared by AuroraBrls: 7:36am On Oct 01, 2021 |
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Celebrities / Re: Rihanna Reaches Out To 17-Year-Old Nigerian Hawker, Salle After Viral Video by AuroraBrls: 7:26am On Sep 24, 2021 |
Family / Re: Help! An Unwanted Pregnancy Is Ruining My Life. by AuroraBrls: 10:44pm On Jul 24, 2021 |
You are driving yourself crazy with this issue. Unecessary pressure That's what you are giving yourself You didn't rape her She has supportive parents You are more broke than a Church rat Bring out your SIM card Break it and throw it away Pack your bag and go far away and start life afresh in an economically lively city like Lagos Forget that pulpit calling hustle for now Hustle for any street of your choice for a year, whether selling or construction site etc If the baby is truly yours, no matter how comfortable he or she is someday someone will call him or her a name to make him ask for his biological father Don't let what you can control interfere with what you can. Don't lose your mental health or sanity over this issue...it is a very minor issue. You didn't commit murder or not rape. That girls stupid family ulis trying to intimidate and maipulate you despite knowing you are total financially zero. If they mean well for you let them raise 1million for you to start a biz and take care of the girl and baby. Did you rape her? Nonsense! 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Bayelsa Man Is Looking For slowpoke Girl To Marry (Photo, Video) by AuroraBrls: 11:41am On Jul 24, 2021 |
ruggedtimi: Confirmed handsome Strong Ijaw man. He said his mind as it is. Condition de make crayfish bend. He is looking for his destiny helper/empowerment shaa and isn't ashamed of it. Better than stealing or begging. Even the 500k too small. If to say that Handsome Otedola pikin na girl na codedly de for rush this ljaw boy, package every every. 2seconds is even too long for God to pick person call. Everything can burst/change in 0.0002 seconds |
Politics / Re: Sheikh Bello Yabo: Kill Isma’il Isah For Blasphemy - Islamic Cleric Orders by AuroraBrls: 8:35am On Jul 16, 2021 |
If this is what Religion and Holiness means; then Religion and Holiness is Madness, Fraudulent, Deceptive, Manipulative and everything similar. Why should l kill a man who insults Mohammed, Jesus or God? At best l can ostracize, avoid or warn/advice him to respect my views and report him to Government Authorities for justice. The Greatest of all Religious Leaders or Traditional Ruler remains a subject and answerable to a Government Authority. Ganduje and Sanusi, Nyesom Wike and Amanyanabo of Opobo, Even the Oba of Benin when push comes to shove will realize that he is under the control of Godwin Obaseki. Mohammed, Jesus or God are very Omnipotent and Omnipresent and Omniscient beings that can fight for themselves. An afterthought comes to mind, the Christian's have this guideline of managing situations by asking- what would Jesus do or have me do in this situation l am currently facing, more often than not the answer is give your enemy the other cheek to slap or even love him more. Then it is shocking why another Messenger of the same Almighty God will want me to behead the person over the same exact situation. Who is decieving who then. Is Religion then not a scam. Is Religion then not the soul of soulless conditions and the opium of the people. Nonsenses like these has given rise to the huge rise in number of atheists and people distancing themselves from religion. Practice whatever suits you but make room for tolerance and freedom of speech and respect what others practice. In a sane clime the said Religious Leader calling for someone's death should be arrested by now. |
Politics / Re: Matawalle's Defection: PDP Behaving Like A Comedy Troupe – Keyamo by AuroraBrls: 5:26am On Jul 14, 2021 |
Someway somehow between these two bandits, Partner-Parties-in-looting and people-impoverishment or familiar-bedfellows called APC and PDP politricksters, one is doing a good job of getting more converts than the other while the other is fast accelerating into extinction. That's Life for you, you don't blame APC for anything, they are yet to attain half of the impunity and looting record achieved by PDP. Any thing you do in life was learnt knowingly or unknowingly from someone or somewhere. PDP was the mentor and syllabus APC used in graduating. PDP is as good as gone for good soonest. Metuh or whomever once bragged that PDP will rule Nigeria for a century or more than half. Same way APC is colossus-ing about right now and giving a blind eye to the trrrible suffering of the masses while politicians and their families and benefactors are living large. The natural laws of political abi sociological entropy go soon catch up with everything. Khaki boys fit wake up one day, calls for a revolution,seccession agitations, banditry, terrorism, kidnapping, crimes to just put food on the table...etc will continue to be on the upsurge if these politicians don't get humane and turn a new leaf 2 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: Friends Of Jennifer Ugadu Mourn Her, After She Was Raped To Death (Photos) by AuroraBrls: 4:41am On Jul 14, 2021 |
Painfully sad way to fix such matters. The Soldier Boy discovered something on his way plunging down into depression. If l commit suicide na me loss well well alone. But na somebody be the source/reason for this suicide wen l wan commit so. I have reasoned with this person but he/she is bent on ruining me. The person no even send if l die because of what she/he is doing to me. Eureka. Let's do it the Gurkha, Jihadi, Samurai kind of way. Lemme delete her first. Save the Law the stress of coming after me. Save the government the stress of wasting Tax payers money. Lemme delete myself too. When they get to the afterlife let them continue the matter from there. People should be very careful with the kind of people they have dealings or mess with. Even the Devil is scared of the thoughts of some humans. |
Crime / Re: Police Might Deploy A Lie Detector As Chidinma Ojukwu Denies Killing Super TV CE by AuroraBrls: 8:33pm On Jul 13, 2021 |
I honestly don't think this frail girl overpower and killed this guy, break his neck etc. Even drugged or very drunk, the guy as an ex boxer should give even a fellow strongman a good struggle before giving up. There is more to it than meets the eye only that Naija police is just concerned with rushing, concluding the cases and taking credit fast. The man's unhappy marriage, the wife's rumour affairs with bosses and a boyfriend that needed divorce papers fast from him, the suspects supposed relation with the wife's bf, etc...everything should be held in every possible light of scrutiny/investigation, down to the tiniest details. |
Sports / Re: Pastor Emmanuel Badu Kobi Euro 2021 Final Prediction Goes Wrong by AuroraBrls: 7:05pm On Jul 13, 2021 |
Chai. Some members go don rush go stake heavily. Some go don even stake their tithe money join. Religion na refurbished scam. Soul of soulless conditions. The opium of the analytically lazy and gullible ones. I pity who no de use his or her intellect in sieving what religion and religiopreneurs are saying/selling 1 Like |
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