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Foreign AffairsRe: Nonconsensual Removal Of Condom During Sex, Illegal In California by Austine567(m): 12:15pm On Oct 08, 2021
I did this to one olosho and she held me and started shouting in her room , calling people's attention , saying why did I remove the condom? What have I deposited in her body? Do i want to use her for ritual? If you be guy man like me you would know that ashawo quarter no be where you go like to get in argument with a lady, omo ! I was trying to calm this lady down to no avail , I was like oya talk small small, no dey shout na, finally she can down and said you will give me 3k to buy medications or am going no where and I only took 500naira for one round, chai, I don die , who send me, you can imagine that moment you can't go out and come back nor negotiate your way out, Doomed!!!. Why now? Is it because I was quarreling with bae, what will I do now? las las she saw one of my smaller techno phone i was just pressing , she flinged it from my hand and said when you bring the 3k come collect your phone, omo I said thank gawd , I said Ok and I left immediately before she notice there's no sim card in the phone. Na so I take forget the phone reach today oo.
InvestmentRe: Zuckerberg Loses $7 Billion In Hours As Facebook Plunges by Austine567(m): 9:17pm On Oct 04, 2021
Is youtube Included?
RomanceRe: It's Hard To Penetrate My Wife. by Austine567(op): 12:07am On Sep 08, 2021
delzbaba:
Its a genetic disorder, ive seen this type of condition before where the vagina walls are not properly developed,, she is virtually an adult with the vagina of a small baby,thats why its good to test before marrying.
exactly
RomanceRe: It's Hard To Penetrate My Wife. by Austine567(op): 4:24pm On Sep 07, 2021
The comments here are not helping at all , i have tried all the suggestions.
RomanceRe: It's Hard To Penetrate My Wife. by Austine567(op): 4:18pm On Sep 07, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Play with that baby girl very well....

Let her be emotionally happy

Then her mind go dey

And once her mind dey....that place go secrete enough fluids for easy penetration
the fluid coming out from there no be small.
RomanceRe: It's Hard To Penetrate My Wife. by Austine567(op): 4:16pm On Sep 07, 2021
Xenry:
Tight p**sy wey everybody dey pray for, e reach your turn, you come dey complain undecided.
Use lubricants, it will help.
You think say i never try am? The thing no just gree enter at all.
RomanceIt's Hard To Penetrate My Wife. by Austine567(op): 1:52pm On Sep 07, 2021
Hello guys!
Have been trying to penetrate this lady for some time now but all efforts seem to be in vain.
Whenever i try to enter her , she's kinda shock, sharp pain and loud scream, her body is as if it is blocked to avoid something to enter, which of course makes the whole act uninteresting and boring , she really needs help and i for one wants to get down with her proper.
What do you think we can do to make it easy for her , i was thinking of a kind of pain relief injection or medicine to give before romance, medical experts in the house pls help .
CelebritiesRe: Dababy Does A Video Cover Of Wizkid's Essence by Austine567(m): 8:20am On Sep 01, 2021
I just love tems part in that song, i no even hear wetin big wiz dey talk
PoliticsRe: Lagos RRS Arrests Notorious Serial Phone Thief by Austine567(m): 8:16am On Sep 01, 2021
See the guy face , if you go to computer village or any plaza and someone like this approach you for transaction my dear jakpa oo e get why.
CelebritiesRe: Who Is The Most Famous Person You Ever Spoken With? by Austine567(op): 1:05pm On Aug 31, 2021
Lets comment
CelebritiesRe: Who Is The Most Famous Person You Ever Spoken With? by Austine567(op): 11:52am On Aug 31, 2021
[quote author=Snitch24 post=105349709]Broda shagi
Mr macaroni
Ibrahim chatta
Omah lay
Jay dreams
Chike
Jst random conversations [/quote
how did you meet them?
CelebritiesRe: Who Is The Most Famous Person You Ever Spoken With? by Austine567(op): 11:51am On Aug 31, 2021
Totilopussylick:
Mine: P-squar

Style-plus.

Basketmouth.

Mr Easy.

Osuiofa - Nkem owo.

Mr Ibu- John okafor.

Etc.
The question was did you spoke with them?
CelebritiesWho Is The Most Famous Person You Ever Spoken With? by Austine567(op): 11:37am On Aug 31, 2021
Who is the most famous person you ever spoken with? Tell us who was that and how you met them.





Mine: akpororo we dey try.



Mynd44
PoliticsRe: Caption This Picture Of Yusuf Buhari And Atiku by Austine567(m): 8:33am On Aug 21, 2021
Son! Forget the Gbas Gbos between your father and I , las las we are here.
FamilyRe: Is 1 Year Too Soon To Move On As A Widow by Austine567(m): 8:27am On Aug 21, 2021
Imagine going into marriage and be praying to come out cuz you're tired, but our God answers prayers my Dear, I even dey tell my mama make she go find one boyfriend.
FamilyRe: Married People, How Do You Spike Your Sex Life Again by Austine567(m): 8:18am On Aug 21, 2021
People saying go on adventure or start doing what they were doing before marriage, for how long will they do that , so anytime they wanna have sex they will have to go on adventure? kiss

PoliticsRe: 279 Students Evacuated From Jos To Abuja By AOIYEO, NANS Over Insecurity by Austine567(m): 8:14am On Aug 21, 2021
Education system is bad ,yet terrorist wan still delay person graduation.

PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Wedding: Three Months Later, FFK Says Pantami Is His Friend by Austine567(m): 8:09am On Aug 21, 2021
Life na cruise, live let's live
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo coaches PDP on choice of 2023 presidential candidate by Austine567(m): 8:08am On Aug 21, 2021
In teni voice , I wanna be a billionaire,, so that I will just be living my life , recycling them people of the same mindset , playing politics now in Nigeria is a waste of time and resources, we need no politicians but a helper.
PoliticsRe: Sulhu: Nigeria’s Secret Programme To Lure Top Boko Haram Defectors by Austine567(m): 8:02am On Aug 21, 2021
This poster get mind oo to post this kind long stuff and expect me to read , after looking at the pictures I move.
PoliticsRe: Atiku Abubakar & Jonathan Attend Yusuf Buhari's Wedding (Photos) by Austine567(m): 7:45am On Aug 21, 2021
Yusuf ade
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Always Does This. by Austine567(op): 4:42pm On Aug 06, 2021
FahBuLous:
Are you in Asaba??
yeah
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Always Does This. by Austine567(op): 12:58pm On Jul 30, 2021
Uzomacharles:
Na she dey lead the SHIP or na you?
me sef no know oo. Two of us stubborn like goat oo.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Always Does This. by Austine567(op): 12:57pm On Jul 30, 2021
190theclown:

Then let her keep drinking

Aint nothing wrong with that or dont u enjoy beating that Pusey up angry
must she drink ?
RomanceMy Girlfriend Always Does This. by Austine567(op): 12:46pm On Jul 30, 2021
Hi guys! this has been happening since I started getting down with this babe, I once dated her but we broke up because she said she is still a virgin and wouldn't want to have sex till marriage.
Though we still keep in touch after one year of the break up, now things are now getting serious with us again and she has agreed to have sex and stuffs, but the problem is she can't do that without getting high on some amount of alcohol, I've tried to stop her but to no avail, if I can't get her high nothing for me , which technically means whenever am to meet her I will have to buy an alcoholic drink for her. It makes me think as if am not good enough for her or being used. What should I do to make do it with clear eye.
PropertiesRe: I Just Discovered Oil In My Land. by Austine567(op): 8:43pm On Apr 13, 2021
Sunmolar:
Get a building plan for approval,then apply for C OF O.
LAW WOULDN'T BEAT YOU
Contact me for design of building plan at reasonable cost
how?
InvestmentI Just Discovered Oil In My Land by Austine567(op): 8:39pm On Apr 13, 2021
Hello guys! i just discovered there's oil in the land i recently bought , am just wondering how to go about it in order to cash out with it.
Your idea and experiences will be appreciated .thanks
PropertiesI Just Discovered Oil In My Land. by Austine567(op): 8:34pm On Apr 13, 2021
Hello guys! i just discovered there's oil in the land i recently bought , am just wondering how to go about it in order to cash out with it.
Your idea and experiences will be appreciated .thanks
FamilyRe: Please I Need Opinion On This by Austine567(m): 8:19pm On Mar 03, 2021
how old is she? am looking for a personal assistant.
FamilyRe: Surrogate Mother: Can You Help Your Sister Out? by Austine567(m): 8:13pm On Mar 03, 2021
[/b]]Op if you want this question to be answered, first explain what is surrogate
RomanceHow Do I React To This? by Austine567(op): 7:49pm On Jan 14, 2021
I just went through my babes phone now, only to discover she is meeting someone tomorrow for sex. how do i react to this. advice needed.pls
PhonesRe: New Airpod Pro For Sale As Well Iphone 6 by Austine567(m): 11:14am On Jan 10, 2021
only the airpod 95k

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