₦airaland Forum

RealGboy:
Woah. sorry for the delay guys .. and thank you all for the Love , I'm grateful ..



Episode 5/10




The Baba landlord replied " Ah she's in the other cell where women dey,them arrest her and Charles wife ".. .


Everyone screamed " Ahhhh baba Landlordiii".

Brother Charles fainted ....

Typing........

Someone walked in just in time

sammyj:
Even the dog is extremely and capable of doing the job more than our irresponsible security men that ended killing our youths at the Lekki toll gate !!!

Except that we never get to see the bodies or family looking for their members who went to the Lekki Tollgate fro protest but never came back. Audio massacre!

Beremx:
It was not intentional bawo? Do you work in the fueling station to ascertain if it was intentional or not? Not one or two cars were affected and you say it’s not intentional.

That's because they didn't know in time, from the underground tanks directly into the motor tanks. They could only know when some engines develop faults.
Actually, you didn't need to be told to know that it wasn't intentional.
You can't dispense water into your customers' engines and expected to get away with it, the attendants knew better.

niyidenrele:
Hmmmm
Keep deceiving yourself
How could you quickly forgotten the FCMB man saga ?
That's the kind of thought that ran through the Alhaji, to cum freely with no string attached, but what did he get ?
Impregnating another man's wife, disguising the kids to be from their father ,
And finally crashing his careers, name , and his bright futures,
Oga , u gat to think again, who knows this may be your saving grace , before you found yourself in the shoes of Alhaji Of FCMB

You kept shouting Alhaji Alhaji like he doesn't have name, haven't we seen or heard women bringing children they had for fathers to their burial ground and introduced themselves? Lol.

Ladycewhy:
Because men are polygamous in nature and just want to explore their sexual prowess even if it's with other people's wives.


And for the pseudo intelligent folks saying same goes for women sleeping with other people's husband, hope y'all know it's for the money. While men do it for the sexual conquest, dem say meat wey dem hide chop na im dey sweet pass.

Lol. You made it look like guys that go after sugar mummies are not doing it for money and other benefits. Are sugar mummies also doing it for money?

engrchykae:
adultery is a grievous sin with expensive consequence.
Run away from it and pray that an evil adulterous woman who will hide her marital status don't come your way.
Yoruba men seem to like sleeping with other people's wives,I think it's a tribal sport for YORUBAS,even magun cannot deter them

And IGBOS don't sleep with other people's wives? If we had not lived among your people, you could have fooled us. Ethnic bigot

optionalY09:
We are working to evacuate southerners from the North. This country will decide or we go back to Regional Government.

Do yourself a favor by evacuating Northerners from the South, you started the war and you will not see the end of it, for soo long go you’ve been killing everyone for no reason at all

I guess your brain is booting in stages and that's why the updating thing?
You are addressing one of the few sensible southerners left.

tito44:
Shut up there!! North does not belong to fulanis. They should relocate to Guinea conakry. Nothing will happen to southerners living in the north

How old are you, Mr Dumbass? Was I talking to you?

Yoruba1stson:
If this is true, i am very happy

You shouldn't be.

That's an extreme, barbaric act and it was uncalled for. Southerners living in the north should either relocate or brace up for what may eventually come their way if southerners continue in this way.

Bampeh:
It's so sad he took his life, people will blame him for malpractice etc.
Its very frustrating attending all these government owned universities, these their sadist lecturers will frustrate your life excluding the frustration of being a Nigerian. How do you expect him to cope?

Bampeh sympathies with his friends and families.

You are right, those useless govt owned universities (from the Senate to faculties, departments, individual lecturers) would set a timetable where students would be made to sit for three different papers of combined 11 units in a single day with the exception of OAU

Bampeh:
It's so sad he took his life, people will blame him for malpractice etc.
Its very frustrating attending all these government owned universities, these their sadist lecturers will frustrate your life excluding the frustration of being a Nigerian. How do you expect him to cope?

Bampeh sympathies with his friends and families.

You are right, those useless govt owned universities (from the Senate to faculties, departments, individual lecturers) would set a timetable where students would be made to sit for three different papers of combined 11 units in a single day!

ShackWes:
Ofo ni gbogbo yin mase

Iya ati baba e, you joined together, igbe le maa ke ku.

AfonjaConehead:
Oga price of petrol was #20 in 1999 and was #87 when PDP left power. That is just #67 increase in 16 years!!!!!!!!
APC is less than 6years and fuel price increased from #87- #200+ and you have the shameless guys to type rubbish and ask rubbish!!!!?
God will judge people like you

Lzaa Imhotep imagine this!!!!

Don't you think God is already punishing you with the way you are crying? Your punishment can only magnify.

AfonjaConehead:
Oga price of petrol was #20 in 1999 and was #87 when PDP left power. That is just #67 increase in 16 years!!!!!!!!
APC is less than 6years and fuel price increased from #87- #200+ and you have the shameless guys to type rubbish and ask rubbish!!!!?
God will judge people like you

Lzaa Imhotep imagine this!!!!

imhotep:
The confusion is strong with authority2006

You are all poor students of Mathematics

N20 to N87 is 435% rise in price.
N87 to N170 is 195% rise in price
While N87 to N212 is 243% increment in price.

GreenGlob:
Smiles. Let me worry about my Enterprise. The last time Tinubu pulled Jonathan down, it didn't improve Buhari or Tinubu. Life is do yours,I do mine. All my team mates know me in person to the place of our business activities.
Infact all writers on the team are meeting at my place this weekend for cocktail
Focus on your life,let me focus on mine.

If I cheat you or anyone you ever come across ,publish all information about me

Tinubu pulled Jonathan down? How exactly did he achieve that?
If I remember correctly, Tinubu supported Jonathan in 2011 until Jonathan's kinsmen and party members turned Jonathan against Tinubu. Jonathan even put Tinubu in the box. And you still expected Tinubu to stand with him?

thesoulquarian:
If they asked you to mention 5 projects Buhari started & completed now you will start to sweat, causing & swearing. Let me just leave you to your fate

Let's emphasis on the word STARTED. You guys will never learn anything from history. Even if you become a president today, you don't need to start new projects unless it is important, the number of abandoned FG projects in Nigeria can't be finished in the next 20 years.

NiceMen:
Before I will even engage you... Answer this: Do you have a business/company that you operate in Nigeria? If yes, how has Buhari's policies affected you? If no, then fork off... if silent, double fork off...

I have a business that is doing well. Do you have any business? How has Buhari's policy of ban of some imports affected your business? Or, are you an importer? Remember that Covid-19 also played major devastating role. Now, fvck off

lefulefu:
it's how u take care of yourself at your youth that determines how u will live ur old age.if during ur youth days u are excessive alcohol consumer,u smoke and do drugs like trams or u eat junk a lot then u will feel the after effect in ur old age.that u see some 60 something to 70 something already having one medical issue or the other does it make it normal.our forefathers even in their 70s where still going to farms but an average nigerian don reach 60 yrs or sometimes even 50 he is already shouting about back pain.Take care of it body in ur youth so in ur old age u wouldn't be looking for somebody to carry u up and down.

I have seen a who suffered a degenerative muscle disease to a point he could move any part of his body. I guess he didn't take care of his body. Do you even have an how many degenerative diseases that are associated with old age?
I don't smoke, I don't drink alcohol, I'm not into drug of any of such but that's not an insurance for anyone

lefulefu:
I am telling u he is 90 yrs and u still talking of bidding his time .person wey reach 90 yrs and is still walking without any aid and has good cognitive abilities dat person no try? .
Just treat your body with respect in your youth and invest for the future so u won't be looking for someone to pick your poo poo

That still won't prevent you from needing someone to pick your poo. It is the way of the nature, you can't escape it unless your heart stop working suddenly. Lol

almarthins:
You need to be on the streets to understand his point. The guy you quoted is absolutely right.

Because I'm in the forest right now.

StaffofOrayan:
Olofo, you are still going to N350
I know there is always one willing slave ready to abuse everyone to defend his slavery,
And then in a year or 2 when poverty has damaged your life, you see threads like 'I regret supporting Buhari '

That's exactly my gospel, many of you are lazy and living a pathetic life even before Buhari came on board. Poverty is reserved for people like you who are not ready to take their destiny in their hands. Your grandparents complained, your parents did, you doing the same thing. If you don't realise that now and man up, your children will also complain. You got it? Alayerirun

Agbegbaorogboye:
That's a very dull question to ask. Apart from the fact that it took sixteen years to jump from N15 in 1999 to N87 in 2015, a simple calculation would have shown you the margin between 87-212 is far wider than 15-87.
Think before you type.
Don't just support blindly.

Good. Firstly, I'm not a fan of deregulation, most especially when we're the one's producing the oil. My problem is with you guys who supported deregulation under Jonathan and PDP but are now crying against it under Buhari and APC. What changed? Can you honestly answer your question?
Secondly, it is convenient for you to talk about the margin while a real economist would rather talk about the folds. From 87 to 212 is still less than times 3 whereas from 15 to 87 is like times 6 (mind you 212 is still not in effect as at today, Bovas, nnpc and few others are still selling at 160. We're just being what we are to each other, cruel).

Zzor:
Go read again, he was just after the baby and not ready to wife her

I understood everything from the first reading. The guy made mistake by not opening up, how many ladies in Nigeria care if an abroad based guy has already married or not, he should have been truthful.
But the lady made the worst mistake, she should have confronted him with the truth she had and hear the guy out. Who said that he wouldn't have made her a wife in the long run? Even getting a child from outside could still put him in trouble with his current wife, that means he had a plan in place but the lady didn't want to find out. She resulted to scamming the guy instead, now she is lamenting. If I was in her shoes, I would have approached the issue differently. What about you?

SEGLIZ:
what I know about the online platform is they cast everywhere even down to you family members.
though for micro LAPO, I can confirm to you they extra miles in redeeming the fund. I have one on my street, besides I've had people I that did the scheme even before the one on my street came, the way they scamper to pay back is hypertensive.
for cooperative scheme bro you be chairman o, you money is the one speaking and working for you now. unlike this one without dividend and still you over pay interest.
it better to go into contribution or cooperative than all this devilish soft loan scheme. you running a scheme that gives you rest of mind and room to sleep unlike all this soft loan and micro scheme. the greed in our people won't make them want to .

I do weekly contributions as well, but that's not a direct loan. The problem with our people is impatience and sacrifice. You tell them that they have to save and wait for 6 months before they can obtain loan from the cooperative society, they will pass. Or, the weekly contribution that could span over a year!

SEGLIZ:
sir it seems you don't know or understand this loan we are debating here? it's not even a soft loan na quick loan, sharp sharp loan, it is generally know as LAPO in my environment, though there different schemes that has the same modus operandi.

The guy I quoted said "borrowing leads poverty-tea", he was being general and not specific.
I quoted you too on Lapo issue. All those loan apps, I understand everything about them and I wouldn't advise anyone to borrow from them. But micro finance banks are entirely different. Let me give you an example: if a member default in a particular week, another member who wants to take loan will be ask to pay for the defaulter for that week. They don't take extreme measures like what I'm reading here. Me, I'm a cooperative societies guy.

SEGLIZ:
I keep wondering why people go for this loan, it beats my understanding and imagination!?
from my observation greed is all I see in person going for this quick loan popularly called lapo.

Lapo is a micro finance bank and loans from micro finance banks are not quick loans but short term loans from 6 to 12 months. And you have to be a member/customer for some time first.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright ....

Am not a fan of quick loan....I hate borrowing..

I always heed to my grandfather's advice...which states that .....son.....always prepare for the worse and hope for the best....

Borrowing leads to poverty- tea
May we drink all type of tea in this life except pover-TEA

May be you are referring to borrowing for consumption but not borrowing for investment

Zzor:
She slacked a bit,he shouldn't have been able to get anything back from her,shey he wants to play game with someone's life she should have sucked him dry without mercy

Was the man not ready to make her a wife and provide everything she needed for her? She succeeded in throwing away a lifetime opportunity. It is just a matter of time before she waste the little money she got from him and back to her life of hopelessness.
She lost and she knew it, that's why she opening the book of lamentation.

enjoli5:
African men are very cheap! Uncouth and unpleasant creatures, that is what our men are.

With this your comment, you have taken side with your gender.

Coldie:
The kind of people who do that you won't find them on nairaland

Really? You might want to read the one below

The5DME:
I love girls in the age range of 10-15 for my sexual fantasies.

Christieanne:
The future is us!!! See how accountable the youths can be. Not these thieves we have in power.

This is very far from accountability.
One, they didn't inform you about the development until some people called them out. What were they waiting for before?
Two: until the money reach the people they are claiming it is meant for, there is not yet any accountability. They will end up throwing figures around just like Sowore did with the money he received for his presidential election campaign. Are they not Nigerians? Thieves everywhere!

vengertime:
I knew from the onset that these ladies are innocent just that Nigerian youths really deserve the bad politicians they have.

Some Politicians are posing as youths and distracting us as usual. If your head is still correct in that Nigeria, leave now to anywhere before you go crazy with stupid people

What made them innocent right now, even going by their submission? They were called out, don't forget that.
Go anywhere you want to go, no one is forcing you to stay but make your point like a normal human being without insults and names calling. It doesn't project you positively