₦airaland Forum

Upliftment101:
You Setted what?

Ayo8:
If they use the money to fix roads, nothing will be left to fund 2023 elections...
The same money that should be used to fix this road will be given to the masses on election day... where do you all think they get those monies from... that is why it is very difficult for you or me to contest elections on a neutral party and win...

They forget that allocations come in tens of billions on monthly basis. They're just wicked!

Why are these leaders wicked? The money is there to fix the road and that money is not your personal money for goodness sake!

To avoid heartbreak, just love your partner with your head and not with your heart.. So that, whatever happens will just cause a headache that you can cure with paracetamol. But when u love one mumu girl with your heart, whatever happens, na cardiac arrest o. In conclusion, use your brain in a relationship.

Almost in all my building sites, this man was my electrician. It's a pity!

Who put Raheem Sterling there?

Delta State! Delta State!! Delta State!!!

1wakaget:
SINGLE THREE[ODD]
STAKE 20K AND WIN #72,000
STAKE 50K AND WIN #180,000
ETC
I'M ONLINE INBOX ME.

WHATS-AP;

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Stop disturbing people

Pictures not enough

Nbotee:
What U did was quite risky. What of the ones on the road throwing stones were jus to get u to slow down and stop while their counterparts were armed Nd lying in wait close by?

Exactly my dear!

She's a witch? And she didn't swallow your daughter while she was in the womb.. You be nyash!

Nawa o.. Me, i go sue the village chairman and claim 10 million naira damages.

Ynix:
I understand that you are mumu, but I have a question which Genotype of mumuism is yours?
Is it Mumu Xpress (MX), Mumu Habitual (MH)
or Mumu Reloaded (MR).
Please specify
This will help me in giving you

Hahahahahahahahaha.. Mumu ProMax.
This one is the Sultan of all Simps

Babara1994:
Please I need advice on what to do.
My girlfriend sent me a message yesterday. Truth is, I've invested a lot in her. Just recently, I paid 375k for her school fees and accommodation.

The same apartment I caught her sucking a guy's dk. I'm so hurt right now.

Okay, because she's so beautiful, I had to beg her and sent her another 250k from my 6 years savings. She accepted and made me promise never to visit her again without informing her. I agreed.

Yesterday, she sent a text saying she's no longer interested because I wasn't doing enough. I'm so hurt right now. Do I send her another money please? I don't want to lose her. Her ass is very big and flexible. Advise me please.














































Happy Monday

Hahahahahahahahaha.. Hahahahahahahahaha..
Prodigal son!

The moment i read where you wrote "she stays in a different state from you..." That's where i knew you've packed your car at owner's risk. You no need prophet to tell you say you be deputy boo, i mean, back-up boyfriend.

E no get weight

Theta1:
That number 2 will not work because of power failure except you will add petrol and generator expenses to your list.

Na beans and rice you want make store for fridge?

ahnie:
I ve started re-training my two kids...no more eateries,done with fast food life .i cannot be buying food of #1700 per person from eateries when I can use #500 to cook delicious concoction red oil rice!

Ensure you drink lots of water before feeding make your Belle quick full.

And when the food finishes...thank your Jesus and movvvve,make I no hear...Mummy please I need another one,na knocks I go just press for their heads.

I got a crate of eggs yesterday and told them this crate of eggs must last us like 2yrs .

I just bought a carton of besties noodles,I told them no matter what this innocent carton of noodle must last us solid 8 years before we finish eating it. .how I cook it is not your business,yours is just to eat.

I have also sent memos to our respective families...no more visitation again,learn to sit your butts in your houses.if you must come bring enough foodstuffs and you mustn't stay more than two days . And be kind enough not to waste my toothpaste....last I checked oral B toothpaste don pass #500.

When you want to bathe...abeg use half bucket of water,don't forget to come with your sponge and soaps.



Times are hard mehn.

This one harsh o

OlodoGraduate:
With the Physics too, I did quite well, but can you imagine: stupid me forgetting what a potentiometer is used for and I was even confusing the total emf of cells in a series with the total the emf of cells in parallel!

I could only think of the reasons for my lapses to myself but not tell to my supervisors to justify myself. At least, I was informed of the topics to prepare for..
Or is it anybody's fault that the last time I opened a Physics textbook or manual was sometimes last year or that I was unable to prepare for the tests.. lol

Well, they were really understanding (they did not condemn my mistakes) and still considered me for employment...
In summary, even if you're confident about something, there's no harm in double checking. No one is perfect!!...

Have you ever been in such a tight situation?

When you think you know it all, complacency sets in. But People still make impromptu speech and excel.. You bin smoke?

This is the reason Ahab swore to take Elijah's head. When the country was experiencing famine, Elijah was eating and dining with politicians.

Saphiere, take note.. will be angry with you for reporting this kind of news before them.

chatinent:
Many things that can kill you in Nigeria:

1. Bandits
2. Military
3. Police
4. Big men
5. Rat
6. Mosquito
7. Electric pole
8. Suya
9. Education System
10. Being a Student of UniHome
11. Accident
12. Trekking
13. Village people.
14. Neighbours.
15. Friends.
16. Can you do me a favour gender.
17. Ndi I will get back to you.
18. Okrika cloth.
19. Designers.
20. Nothing. (Nothing can kill you too).
21. Being wealthy.
22. Being poor.
23: Ndi I decree and declare.
24: Traveling.
25. Lying.
26: Being truthful.
27. Trying to die before they kill you.
28. Freelancing indoor.
29. EFCC.
30. “Can you be my girlfriend?”
31: Attending Weddings.



What else?


I can't can anymore.

32: That word, "can you do me a favour"?

Timagex:
Hello car lovers! Hope Monday was good?
So, I had to change a Tyre in an emergency situation today and I encountered a problem. After unscrewing two wheel bolts from the Tyre, the third one was not coming off as the wheel spanner could not grip it. Taking a closer look, I discovered that the edges around the wheel bolt has no friction. It was almost round. It took the intervention of a vulcanizer before the bolt could be unscrewed.

My question is, incase of situations where the service of professionals cannot be reached, how can such an issue be handled? Please move to the front page for wider views..

In my case, it was a welder that used his electric file to pieces the bolt before it was removed. I bought a new one. It's cheap.

Homeboiy:
The worst of it all be say the children go first buy their mama motor if they grow

Your own go be schnapps

No go kill your self o

Lol.. if my daughter buy me Schnapps, i go blast am for her front..

Omicron007:



Alex cashing out big time.

Dr.Maduka won't win that election. Nigerians are not interested in your CV when it comes to election.

The one who plays dirtiest wins! Simple.

What are Nigerians interested in?

Oga, forget marriage. You can't change all of a sudden! Allow someone's daughter go elsewhere.

You want your debt cancelled and you're applying for approval from National Assembly to borrow another one.. What sense does it make?

95 percent of Nigerian girls dey dream to wear wedding gown to show off or to get get back at their ex.. They will not sign in to this kind of wedding.

jaeyking:
Private wedding
Yet you post am for social media.

Ayam not understanding

The wedding was privately successful.. Not bad if she begins to show pictures after everything.

Chioma no wan be the next victim, so she japa..

robosky02:
Size Don’t Matter, AJ Will Fall Like A Pack Of Card -Usyk



https://www.completesports.com/size-dont-matter-aj-will-fall-like-a-pack-of-card-usyk/

what time is the match?