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abduleez1:
Lmao, abeg make na dead this talk. It's laughable.

Na club wey dey pay Romeu's transfer fee of just €3.4mn in installments. Ordinary €3mn we no fit pay and Romeu will still pay €1mn from his salary to Girona to complete the whole payment (€4.4mn). And na still get mind dey reason Felix. 🙃

Maybe na alternate universe Una dey live sha.

Does it mean that sapa has concluded our incoming transfers for the season? Or are we still expecting any free agents?

coded01:

So because we no wan gree sell Balde to Man city make dem vex, begin threaten us on Ferran Torres?

Abeg Make dem come carry their market o. Na manage we dey manage am.

It's better to loose our 15m deposit than to pay 40m balance on a scam business jare.

jpmoriarti:
Balde reportedly rejected the offer forthwith.

Meanwhile, Pep used Ake and Akanji to win treble.
I wonder why he's looking at our boy at this time.

He should call back Benjamin Mendy, if he wants a proper LB, since he's been acquitted from the rape charges.

All I have to say is that Guardiola should hands-off our Balde o. If not he is inviting thunder strike from Amadioha.

FirstbornWds:
Even Beckam and Rooney way day rooted with Ororo still day chyke am day worship Messi.

The report that Casemiro of all people is singing Messi praises now is shocking to me.

That guy was unleashed on Messi any time Madrid faces Barca. I believe that Messi will still be having scars from wounds sustained from Casemiro.

This shows that everyone knows who's the GOAT even if they pretend otherwise.

One day, CR7 "Ororo" himself will turn around and sing praises of KING MESSI.

Please, when is the transfer deadline?

BigDawsNet:
who is going to fix it?

Imo or anambra? Or the FG

Government "SIT-AT-HOME" should do it.

Road spoil now, dem disappear. But if na to cause wahala for people , them go get konji.

Kilishihunter:
Well that time e still dey hot, na the bogus contract extensions wey go cause problem, Only one wagebill, GOAT, grizzy, Suarez, busi, pique, alba, rakitic, umtiti, lenglet even bench warmer matheus fernandes dey collect 150 abi 200k, Bartomeu no let our wagebill breathe at all
So to move out some of this players will be a tug of war for clubs unwilling to match them if the player doesn't lower his demands except maybe Saudi clubs fit ball us out

Can't we just amicably settle with them to terminate their contracts?

They are denting our finances more everyday they stay without playing despite their huge pay, because I doubt if Xavi will use Lenglet against even elche since we have better defenders for rotation.

I'm interested dearie. I've been searching a long time for a virgiin to marry.

I'm ready to use my house to take the 15m loan to pay the bride price. But to proof that you are a virgin as you publicly claim.

Kindly display the said commodity (VIRGINITY) openly,and publicly to show transparency. So I can be sure of what I'm buying. Sorry, I've been scammed so many times. I need to see it to believe it. Contact me through my DM pls.

Kilishihunter:
Bro Daniel Levy na wicked negotiator, He just recently took advantage of a FIFA loophole to get manor Solomon on a free, Shakhtar just bought and groomed him for nothing, Lenglet not only gave mixed performances for them last season but his huge wage is what levy is using to capitalize home to get him for cheap, And as of now there aren't other visible suitors in sight we can use to shako, they're probably avoiding his wages

Just imagine the kind of useless player that stupid Bartomeu gave contract extension till 2026 with bogus salary.

That man singlehandedly kill Barca's finances. E no go beta foram anywhere him dey Walahi !!!

Kilishihunter:
If this latest update about lenglet is true, abeg let's just collect the 10m + 5 add ons and run, Daniel Levy na crazy negotiator that mostly penny pinches but we don't really have much leeway cause of the bogus salary

Lenglet for 10m ? Too cheap jor. If not for his bogus salary, Ha haaa?, That money is too small.

Is he that bad?

WhoDeyHause:
Why don't you add haaland and grealish? Talking as if ding dong isn't an ulokpa league merchant.

Why you dey use panadol for another club's headache?

Oldboss:
Losing De Jong will hurt badly but if they are going to bring 50m and bernado silva I probably going to be a win win situation

Nope. 50m + Rodri is preferable

Culer:
Morata will finally rise from ashes

CR7 will be very happy with this news.

Is Nico back from loan to Valencia? If all options fail, Nico can be managed in our DM position.

So now that all our DM transfer hopefuls are all gone, means we are stuck with De Jong as our only option as DM.

Wow !!! With this policy. The cost of WAEC, NECO and GCE will sky-rocket. The gap between the rich and the poor will become more wide. Na wa o

andrewbaba44:
There have been a club in Ecuador bearing fc Barcelona for free

That club should be sued for brand name impersonation.

Abeg. Why are we not selling any of our players naa? Market is in full force and transfers are happening here and there, let's sell off our bums to buy good products jare. Ha?

marlow1962:
Very good, tinubu should borrow more, we are not tired yet.
Now tell me, what is that one thing all the money they borrowed from many foreign lapo agencies, what has it been used for that has affected your life in a POSITIVE way?
It's going to be a very big shame to the self acclaimed giant of Africa gets recolonized again, watch out e go soon happen. Abi you think china especially will tell you, oya take no need paying back.

I just hope we have started looking for Chinese name to attach to the one we already have,
Emmanuel chim yong emeka
Olaniyi wan tok chi Idris
Haha Omo e no go funny o

"AFRICAN CHINA" is a good name na

Abeg. If anybody has links to export companies in Nigeria that buys agricultural products from suppliers, kindly share with us here.

Let's help ourselves. Unemployed youths can travel around to source these agricultural produces within the country and make money by suppling to those companies based on demand.

WhoDeyHause:
What of when I predicted you people would go to ulokpa again? Why didn't you tag me? 😜. Don't take me too serious everytime abeg o. It's your useless club that is my enemy not any of you guys abeg. Football is sweeter with banter.

One out of every hundred predictions goes away naaa. Maybe that day was an off day for you.

Sonnobax15:

The kind of men whom I share my prestigious masculinity with these days is so alarming

Hallmark of a SIMP.

andrewbaba44:
Warey

Even after winning the league I haven’t seen less of you

Bros, personally I want to see more of WhoDeyHause on our thread o. Mainly because of his opposite-predictions. Check any game he predicts that we will loose, we end up winning. That works for me.

This business is actually trending among ladies nowadays.

They have taken it as a means of living. They date a guy for a year or two asking for expensive gifts like house, cars, iPhone etc. After getting it They either dump the guy or cheat on him openly, so there can be a breakup. Then they move on to another mugu who will buy the next expensive gifts and on and on like that.

All through this they are also living off the guys for their daily expenses. Reason why they only have eyes for the rich guys.

By the time they are approaching their late thirties, they start boasting that they have achieved a lot in life through their hardwork.

We Men should wiseup. These ladies are just leaches jare.

Culer:
I wouldn't mind either. He'll bring another dimension to our one-dimensional attack

Imagine having Dembele on the right, Neymar on the left and Lewandoski striking in the middle.

We would just need a good DM and a good RB, and our first eleven will be formidable.

In some cases, apart from the above reasons, another reason is love sharing formula.

Immediately after marriage a woman's love is 100% for her hubby, but Immediately after childbirth, her attention to her hubby reduces, the hubby has to step back a little because he becomes second in the subconscious mind of the woman. I'm not saying that is wrong but as an understanding man, he has to give his wife enough space and time for the child or children as the case may be.

As a consequence, the man starts to spend some of his time alone and possibly away from home, thereby gaps starts forming . Sometimes, all attention a man can get will be "Welcome dear, this is your food, the landlord ask of you, and I'm tired, leave me alone, haha ha sex sex sex, that's all you know, Good morning, I need money o, bye bye, my baby is crying."

During all these, the man would have developed a new set of hobbies and acquaintances to while away the time.

After going through this time and time again, you expect him to just switch back after 10 years to being the same guy you just married once you eventually have his time. E no easy like that.

So it takes effort from both quarters to rekindle that spark and fire🔥 back into the marriage, if not they will just be living together, they will love each other, and tolerate one another but the marriage will still be very boring.

Curious345:
Hello guys..

Happening right now. I just chewed a fat healthy Coackroach. It was hidden inside the full spoon load of beans I just scooped and gulped now.

I only later started feeling the aftertaste of Coackroach after some 2seconds later.

Please what do I do?

Any drug I can drink to forestall any Impending negative scenario?

Haaaaah!!!

Quickly, go for colon cleansing and deliverance from covkroach spirit o.

Because if its a pregnant cockroach; all the eggs go just hatch inside your stomach and small small cockroaches will be coming out from your mouth.

And if its a male one you eat. You will slowly metamorphose into an alien-like Cockroach Man. Anyway, the advantage will be that you will be able to spread your wings and fly.

Sorry. Pele.

Farewell to Big Benz.

Abeg where is that Man u. guy that is fond of disturbing our thread?

We didn't hear from him today
Anybody who knows him should check on him o. I no wan hear suicide stories o

FirstbornWds:
The lady set die.. I no no day you sef notice am

Too thin for my liking. Nothing to hold. Talk of Alisha Lehmann or our Putellas, yeah real women footballers

Sevilla lived up to its status as "Europa King".

Congrats to them. This is a landsmark trophy won in a forgettable season.

Abegi, make we see space talk better thing jare.

Who has any transfer news about our incoming and departures? , make una update us abeg