₦airaland Forum

magoo10:
everybody wants to collect from him because he is illegitimate.

Buhari want collect
national assembly want collect in the guise of who will become leaders.
sycophants want collect
agberos want collect
even Nigerians are saying if he cant pay them millions every month he is not their president.

how the confused sick old man wants to move Nigeria forward beats my imagination.

this is the waste Peter Obi have been talking about that he wants to stop. tinubu will be disgraced

lovediehatelive:
I met this pretty homely girl sometimes ago.

She was reluctant the first time I toasted her and won't want to date me. However, I persisted till she succumbed.

She's everything I want in a lady. She didn't want to visit me when we started dating until one day I promised that I won't touch her.

She visited and was so graceful that I thanked the heavens for sending my soul mate to me.

We discussed a bit and I made her feel comfortable because she was really uneasy.

As promised, I didn't touch her. She felt so free that she rested her head on my chest.

The urge to kiss her became so strong, but I resisted.

What's the use of spoiling things now when she can be mine forever?

She later left and we became really close from then.

I was happy because she's madly beautiful yet so down to earth.

I was thinking she is a virgin but I needed to clarify.

So one day, I used talk to bring talk and stylishly told her a bit about some rough life of my past for her to feel uncomfortable.

She later opened up to me about her first kiss and how the guy went on to have sex with her even though he promised her nothing will happen.

She was 19 years then.

Since then she stopped visiting guys and is no longer in contact with the guy.

She swore that she hasn't kissed or had sex since then.

Now she's 23.

The thing is I really deeply love this girl because she's just exactly what I needed. But I promise myself that I will marry a virgin and nothing else.

My love for this girl is beginning to affect my thinking.

Should I ditch her and keep looking for a virgin?

Or should I continue with her?

I'm planning to see her people this December.

2braithe:
Flatinoes are now mining skulls and practicing necrophilia now.
Tufia!

udele1:
Let the FENDI fighter FEND for himself.

OSDD:
The name on the screenshot and yours is practically the same thing; letter for letter.
Where is the "parody" lie coming from?

Seun:
I can't afford space travel. Even if you offered me a ride, there's nowhere out there that I want to go. Space is hostile to life. Earth is my home.

seanwilliam:
and dont forget to always use raincoat..


If her pussy sweet, and u no want to start pussy hussling, keep her and turn her to your sex object .Fhuck her like say she no get creator.

Kill all the feelings for her

To be honest, I hate all these relationships talk talk...
If you are in relationship, have it at the back of your mind that your girl go still fhuck up las las..


Except Virgin, no girl worths the stress.. u still have 90% assurance on virgin..


Ask yourself why jesus no get wife...
Ask yourself why God no get wife...
Ask yourself why satan no get wife...
Ask yourself why Sean.william self no get girlfriend..
But you u dey form strong head

Take 10 dosage of redpill for today
U supposed dey ok..

ayomifull:
Though i don't have sufficient proof but got the below from Wole Arishekola's fb profile. He is a journalist in Ireland and currently in Nigeria. Anyone with same info please? I need to be sure before . . . . . .



Monsrat Omidina, Baba Suwe's wife died after a brawl with her Husband?. Found in a pool of blood in her room with swollen neck. Nigeria police force, shame on you. Nigerian Women must stand against domestic Violence.
Observation.
I was there personally.The practice in Europe is for a Crime reporter to registered his presence at the nearest police station before going to the Scene of crime. So i proceeded to Ikorodu central police station to sign in and get first hand information. Gossh, the DPO was busy with a lady friend outside and not ready to go out because their Veichle is out of petrol. Out of disappointment and frustration, i went to Babasuwe's house where late monsrat daughter narrated how her step father, Mr Omidina and her mother fought all night. Monsrat was in high spirit a day earlier. I took time to see her corpse on her bed. I noticed a swollen neck, and she was in a pool of blood with blood coming from her nose and mouth. I suspected foul play.I went back to the police Station that they must come to the scene, the DPO bluntly refused and told me that i have no right to complain. Only her family members have the right.
Monladun's Brother and sisters protested and later pacified with normal Nigeria slogan. Leave everything to Allah.
Conclusion
Her death is suspicious.
Only Corona can determine the cause of her Death.

galadima77:
Shame on you for the last statement! Grow up!

EzeIgbo1:
I am actually a Christian...Catch up

EzeIgbo1:
Are 99% "Christians" serving God genuinely?

EzeIgbo1:
And are 99% Muslims terrorists?

Stop all this nonsense please.

eldeens:
FFK must have sniffed gum when thinking he can convert this guy into islam, madman

PapalsBull:
Lalasticlala Ngolo Kante has been cheated

Urchman200:
is this English or my eye is deceiving me?

maynation:
Oga go and marry.

Taribo2503:
Same old shit

eDoctorr:
Proud of this man, no matter the outcome of the fight; Respect to Gov. Obaseki.


Majority of Yoruba ppl are cowards...

Before u start saying trash...
I am Yemi Olumide

Jordan97:
The radical change in a man's life begins when Jesus is involved. Kanye West gave his life to Christ this year, suddenly turning sober and reflective of his past life and recognizing what Jesus did for him on the cross.

His album "Jesus is King" is already making waves as many (atheists and Christians) alike are really blessed by it.. With many making resolutions not to live in sin again.

Go to twitter and check out tweets..

WHEN GOD WANTS TO DO SOMETHING, NO DEVIL CAN STOP IT

Results: Christianity 10 : Atheism 0

happney65:
Won ti doo eleyi woo wa dump ee..Lol

happney65:
Won ti doo eleyi woo wa dump ee..Lol

NwaAmaikpe:




This brings back lots of nostalgia.

On July 12th, 1993... I and two friends were by one shop at Asata Chemist in Enugu waiting out the rain when one metallic blue Mercedes Benz 500Sel drove past splashing water on us.

Out of anger, we hurled the vilest of abuses at the driver then all of a sudden the car stopped.
We felt he must have heard a few of our profanities and wanted to challenge us. So we were expecting the worst.

And we really saw it.

The car's front door opened and a pretty damsel stepped out... instantly, the rain had drenched her blouse making her cantilered cone brezz all visible and it's nippies grow turgid from the cold.
All she could do was laugh and mutter some incomprehensible words.

Almost immediately, the car sped off leaving us with this lady who was entertaining the very fibres of our male membrane and sending libido down our spines.

We left the shed we were under and walked up to her, more because we wanted an upclose appraisal of her anatomy than because we wanted to be of assistance to her.

She kept repeating the words..."my name is Ekwutosi Virginia Otu" till it became obvious to us that the woman who was the cause of our bulged zip was mad.

We watched in unalloyed excitement as she shed her body of her damp clothing.
She had been used for money rituals.

Sometime last two years while in Enugu driving through the streets of Nanka in search of an easy lay, I saw Ekwutosi Virginia Otu.
I recognized that dirty wrinkled face with brown teeth right away.
She was slimmer but her hip was fuller than I remembered it.
I learnt she's had 6 children.
She was still mad.
She still had that smile on her face.

I had one on mine too.
When I realized that I was there when she became mad.
Whether I still got a lay, is a story for another day.

NwaAmaikpe:





Egbon....you and I know Sowore is an insincere mole.
Unless you want to make your Nobel prize appear well deserved, there is no need for the vocabularic tantrums.

Apparently, this letter seems to me to be more about you reminding the younger generation about your history in activism than about Sowore's misfortune.

Yes, you were a true activist.
But you didn't merit the Nobel Prize in Literature.
I'd always respect you for the former.

Criticaltemp:
G

Criticaltemp:
G

Ugosample:
just so you know
about 600k American citizens live in Canada

Sirmuel1:
Keep deceiving yourself. If you were a citizen in Canada, you won't talk this way

NwaAmaikpe:




This FFK's post has got me thinking.
In the mid 60s, Ahmadu Bello was the father of the North, Awolowo was the father of the West and Azikiwe was the father of the East.

Now, if Buhari is the father of all the North, Tinubu the father of the SouthWest, Jonathan the father of the SouthSouth, who is the father of the South East then?

BankyGee:
First to Comment

It's the first Nigerian to drive a car that is the first Nigerian to drive a car nau

BankyGee:
First to Comment

It's the first Nigerian to drive a car that is the first Nigerian to drive a car nau

AwkaetitiBabe:
Hey hey its irresponsible men who ain't up to the challenge that force these ladies to commit abortions... So abeg point that finger at the man too.

Una go 4k dey look for whom to blame.