Gourdoinc:
I had a meeting early this morning at head office building, it's a ten storey building and thus required either lift or stairs. I am claustrophobic and since the yeye lift system was an air-conditioned box sealed on all sides, I usually made it a habit of never entering it. yet this morning because I had an argument with boo and as always we settled with some bouts of rough sex, by the time I finished displaying my skills I realised I was running late. I drove like a mad person to my department, picked up my meeting file and dashed at full speed towards the office building.

I am an ass man and even though I may not do anything about it when I see it, I always look even boo let's me look without taking offence so far I try to be abit discreet. I saw three pretty looking ladies come down from a corrolla and I stylishly slowed pace so they could walk In front of me while I enjoyed the view. I sheepishly followed them while mistakenly ignoring greetings of fellow colleagues because I was concentrating on "where I was looking and going". I noticed they entered the lift system and instead of me to respect myself, I followed them and thue we were four inside. I told myself I will try and control my claustrophobic nature. the door shut and as we were about to start ascending. I SMELT IT.

someone devilish amongst us farted. oh my jisos, in my entire life I have never percieved such an awful odour, Mix this awful pollute with the heavy perfume these women wore, plus the enclosed box we were travelling with, plus the fact that it was air conditioned and thus concentrated air. I almost choked to death, I turned back to see these girls maintain a very very straight face as they all gazed at me, like I was the culprit. I know for a fact that it was only one possessed girl that released that Sarin gas, thus two must be innocent. and knowing how girls behave the innocent ones won't think it's their female colleague. they will assume I was the culprit (it pained me)

my eyes were watering from lack of good air when suddenly , the door flung open and standing outside it on the fifth floor was my boss with three white men contractors (what sort of useless lift designs opens mid way to its destination). those hopeless girls jumped out leaving me with the smell inside while my boss and the white men joined me. I could see the strands of the hairs of those men stand up from what they smelt. my boss (who I feel doesn't like me sef) gazed at me with disgust and said I lack proper manners. I better visit the clinic to get my stomach flushed.

when we got to the last floor, as we were stepping out, he beckoned loudly on the security man stationed there to ensure nobody enters that elevator for the next 30mins lest they face litigation for assault on people's senses. he said this while sneering at me with those white men laughing subtly. this is me who I swear to God. I am innocent, don't I know again what my yansh released and is responsible for?

I hadn't even eaten that morning. I was so tired from my sexual bout that I had no energy to defend myself verbally. I walked into the conference room and met everyone laughing.

those bank ladies where there telling everyone of the dirty man they met in the elevator. apparently they used the stairs and made it up there while I was being scolded by my boss. they came to make a presentation to us before we commence the meeting for the day. I looked at them and I felt I could pick out the culprit. because two looked at me with disgust while one turned away smiling go herself. She was the one with the so called ASS. thank you for this embarrassment.

NwaAmaikpe:


This is exactly how the zoo will collapse.


Suddenly and unexpectedly.

LordCrimson:
At least he landed somewhere, Our President has not landed for over 2months now

Guyman02:
Moroccans think that their goats climbing trees is a big deal, tell them that in Nigeria Goats go to the market and even wear eye glasses which they use to make laws in Nigeria's parliament

mokaflex:
I'm thinking Buhari is dead n gone, the reason for all these emergency meetings in the north.

amodu:


Exactly the news I want to hear

john4reala:
dem Go soon Die

iamexcelblog:


The dolt above me is coming back to modify his comment and type crapola. Who will bet me?

Meanwhile people ask me why I support a Free Biafran state. Well here is my answer;

First and foremost, I AM A PURE IGBO MAN. I speak Igbo, eat Igbo, drink Igbo, dress Igbo, sleep Igbo, think Igbo. I am Pro Igbo to the core. I am making this clarification for those that will tag me Afonja.

I AM ALSO PRO BIAFRA (not immediate seccesion though) OR AT THE LEAST, PRO ANYTHING THAT WILL CHANGE THE CURRENT NIGERIAN SETTINGS RADICALLY! Personally too, I dont support the immediate breakup of the country because I can assure you that we all need each other... At least the good ones. This is very serious because anytime I travel down East, I see danger. Heck you can boast about beating them in war before but I can assure you that these guys are getting radical by the day. They are making Nnamdi Kanu a hydra headed Python and am not comfortable with that.

Now that being said, Let it be known to the whole world that Igbos don't hate other tribes as being currently peddled around by the Media.

Infact, I do business in the North and I can assure you that aside religious tension and illiteracy (Language Barrier), the Northern Hausa man is the best person to do transactions or business with. Quote me anywhere. I prefer to do business 1 million times with the Hausa Muslim than the average Igbo man or Yoruba man or even any other ethnic minority in Nigeria. Most times when a Northern Muslim says "Dan Allah", he means it and even hurts himself economically to make sure you gain. But when A Southerner tells you "I swear by God", thats when the real scam begins! No insult intended. This is very serious.

Let it also be on record that most Yorubas and Igbos who are well to do over here did so well because of the benevolence of one Alhaji or the other. This is a fact and not fiction. Most Igbos I know got jobs and helps from Muslim women at no charge or strings attached! Another fact.

In the North too, most Igbos own choice shops, buildings and farms. Some even get contracts too. I know that a lot of my kinsmen will like to chest beat and claim its a result of hard work but also remember; IF THEY REFUSE TO SELL TO YOU OR CONTRACT YOU, THERE IS VIRTUALLY NOTHING YOU CAN DO.

Why Then Do I Support BIAFRA or Immediate Reconfiguration Of Nigeria?

1) Nigeria is not founded on equity, justice and fairness as being peddled in the media. This injustice cuts across the whole nation. Dividing the country or reconfiguring it will help bring government closer to the people and thereby making them more accountable. Take for instance if am worried about my constituency allowance or project, I dont have to travel 12 hours to Abuja to see Sam Anyanwu or Abaribe. I only have to go to Enugu if thats the Biafran Capital. Same with the Yorubas who Have to go to Lagos. Same goes to the Hausa who only has to go to Kaduna or Sokoto or Kano.

2) Biafraland is developed mainly by people's sweat and suffering. There is no real Federal government presence in the South East. This makes my people feel marginalized. As an example If you doubt me, go to Apapa wharf and see the people employed their mostly. Its the owners of the place. But this is federal government project maintained by federal money. Who do you think will benefit from it mostly? The Yorubas. Fact. Why won't they scream one Nigeria? Again, Where do you think all Federal agency headquarters are located? 2 places mostly! Abuja for the North and Lagos for the West. So if you are an average Easterner from Igboland or Ijawland and you cant afford flight, you have to travel far distances evading accidents and armed robbers just for an interview for a job or Visa. My people, e good? Be sincere.

3) Most Eastern Politicians sent to go and represent people of the East at Abuja together with our governors are protected by the Criminal Nigerian state Judiciary and security. Any attempt to get at them will be futile. That is why they steal money and go scot free. In a sane Biafran society that is organized, there is no way the likes of Ikedi Ohakim, TA Orji, Chinwoke Mbadinuju, Chimaraoke Nnammani, Achike Udenwa, Ifeanyi Araraume, Sam Egwu, Orji Uzo Kalu will go scot free and be free people. Believe me when I tell you this. Forget all these visits by Ikedi Ohakim to Nnamdi Kanu. Nnamdi Kanu is very much aware of who he is and only needs his popularity to win Imo state again.

Do you know how I know this? One State Governor and Senator have made this man an offer he can't refuse. Yet he refused. That was the same poison chalice Uwazurike took. This is one of the reasons that made me have a strong conviction on this young man as a liberator and have firm belief in him. I don't buy most of his extremist ideas though.

N.B
Nigeria can still be redeemed though. But You have to engage the right people and recognise them. Let the establishment Stop calling them touts. They can use people power and the media to destroy the nation. Trump used people power to defeat the American establishment. They can re-enact it.

maxiuc:
ban fall on you

Lavendra:


did you really read everything from the beginning to the end? I only scrolled down to view pics...

digoster:
or JUNE

obioraval:
Victor Moses.



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pyyxxaro:
Tani gogoro Banigogoro

RABIUSHILE04:
'A_yam..whatever is ur name, See your TIE for ur DP like frodo SWORD! If u want to hate, hate well!!! Na hypocrite character u dey exhibit man!!

balash:

I won't result to bombard you with culpable rain of insults because I will probably be banned.
I repeat, your illness needs spiritual intervention

balash:
Kk