₦airaland Forum

iLegendd:
Do you want to be the next Ken? If yes, drop your email address and I'll send you the free version of Lasticle within 72 hours to see what is truly inside and how it'll turn you from a minute man to some hours man in bed.

starchestboi@gmail.com

enrichedmee:
She's a porn actor Google her sex video's or search for her on x videos or porn hub

what's her name there?

Nice Nice, claps gently.

MiaB:
"Man Asks Actress Uju Obi Of Her Account Number After Dancing Braless!"

Twerk your own, I will ask you of your house address

Great job naptu2, you took a lot of time to put this together..It's very detailed and a good read too.

Should I post mine tomorrow? My pics is in transit

makydebbie:
See as I dey shame as I no go church.

pastor's daughter o

ubunja:
Miseducations awaiting to be uploaded:
Season Of The Thug The Prostitute And Her Pìmp Badboy - a study of a diamond in the rough The Player A Player Is Nothing But A Woman With A Dick Mother-Nature's Tender Love For The Player The Power Of Narcissism Sex With Strangers The Under-Utilized GF The Way You Start With A Woman Is How You End With Her Lessons From A Bitch Think Like A Hoe, Act Like A Man Guys Are Like That, Girls Are Like This That Lil' Break-Up She Initiated For No Reason Cheaters And Losers Don't Respond To Emotional Punches With Physical Punches The Strings Women Pull To Control You Like A Puppet The Secret Language Of Girls Decoder - What Girls Says VS What They Really Mean What makes you a good fucker makes you a bad father (and vice versa) Get Your Bad Boy On The Coward's Guide To Getting A GF.

Happy new year Master Ubunja, interesting read between. A player is nothing but a woman with a dick should be very interesting read too

Hirelings: If you're from my tribe, this could sound like "hired rings". Hirelings simply define the media attack dogs of the two most popular parties in the country. They are people whose stock-in-trade is to hurl insults at members of the opposing party. They are renowned for their pettiness, have screenshots handy and will go any length to ensure you're dragged in the mud if need arises. You'll be surprise they still have screenshots of you promising Nkoyo lollipop in KD2 but ended up giving Nkese.
Zombies: Usually, zombies are mostly found in horror movies and fantasy genre works but in Nigeria they are found within the fold of the ruling party. They term describes the group of people who hail, cheer and applaud every policy/actions of the FG. He is infallible, can't and doesn't do any wrong in their eyes. Show them a video of Fulani herdsmen slaughtering unarmed farmers, they'll tell you it's a movie scene from isakaba. In short, they're are Lai's proteges.
BMC: They work directly for El-sudani. I call them sophisticated zombies, they're handsomely paid. The reward for diligence here is a car gift and maybe an all expense paid trip to any city of choice.
Wailers: This is a term used by zombies to describe people who are objective, people who still have their thinking cap on, people who don't follow the wind, people who haven't outsourced their thinking ability and most importantly people who desire a better Nigeria.
4+4: The electorates may not ascertain the degree of your incompetence in four years, the Commander in chief is begging us for another four years to confirm our "incompetence" doubt. Fittingly, eight years is enough to run the country to the ground. You can't fail "glaringly" in four years.
ONE: I still need someone to educate me on this, I'm totally lost; chosen ONE, anointed ONE, 4 ONE 9, ONE term or ONE minute man? What's the underlying message behind ONE? If there's any.
ONLY GOD: This could pass for the theme of a potentially power packed crusade. It's a plea to God regarding the forthcoming election. Add a determiner and a pronoun to the clause, you will have a handful of prayer points . In Nigerian elections however, rigging is more potent than prayers. How this will help his reelection is not understandable.

nikkypearl:
yes

we can be dominating side by side then

nikkypearl:
yes naa,won't I do make up to cross over night?

I have Dominion!!!!!!

A winner?

kingxsamz:
If you understand this one, you've gone deep bruh.

I don't understand this one

dopeJemi:
Who bought Dalot? Lindelof? Baily? Lukaku? Fred? Pogba? Zlatan? Sanchez? Matic? We have the two most expensive players in the league but yet the board didn't back him. Man Utd are second highest spenders in the league behind Man City but the board didn't back him, he asked for two defenders, how often does he use the ones he bought? You think We are a charity organization meant for throwing money around because we are Manchester United, Your special one is a bloody scam, He had problems with Shaw, Martial, Pogba, Baily, Valencia and the bastard was ready to sell a talented player like Martial for cheap and brought in an ageing Sanchez, Need I remind you the number of players he had issues with at Madrid and Chelsea as well?

So we need two defenders to beat the wolves, Valencia, Sevilla, Brighton, Southampton, west hams of this world? How much did Tottenham spend this summer? Where are they on the log? But Your MCM needs 1B worth of players to beat the likes of Brighton and Co, Under Mourinho, Man Utd playerd the worst football the league has seen in years but Pogba is your problem, is it not the same Pogba that won the world cup with France?

Your special one is nothing but a fraud, Fact.

You said it all

Is that a car cover you're wearing?

czarina:
No worry, I'll come to the pickup location myself

What does it take to win you

czarina:
lol.....I'll save it for that then

I sell fairly used vaselines, I do home delivery too

czarina:
Where's my Vaseline

You need it for your heels this harmattan

[quote author=czarina post=73644589]Where's my Vaseline






You need it for your heels this harmattan

farano:
Lazy youths why can't people mind their business

Dear farano, I just dey observe you with my binoculars

Shibaraba:
Throw me through pass to your sister
She go dey alright

You go still miss from 4 yards like Torres

argon500:
No unless if we watch different game. Ordega was giving best player cos she scores. Ayinde is the overall best in falconets today

Exactly, your knowledge of football is top notch, she totally dominated the Zambians in midfield, was almost everywhere and was also involved in two if the goals

wristbangle:
It's unfortunate your likes forget so soon how PDP ruined the economy for 16years. It's your stance to vote them but as for me, APC & PDP are neither the solution Nigerians need and you know it.

Mr., you have a better grasp of ROMANCE, I've been looking forward to your posts in that section of nairaland, I've learnt a thing or two there. Surprising, your knowledge of Nigerian politics is way below that of romance. Only APC or PDP can win the 2019 elections. I'm surprise you don't know something as basic as this. If you are Buharist, own it. These days, there is little or no shame in supporting tyranny, ethnic cleansing, selective EFCC prosecution, clueless ness, disobedience to the rule of law etc. Atiku stands head and shoulder above other viz political clout, influence, followership and he has some very interesting programmes that will make Nigeria great again if elected. Atiku is the best choice for 2019

This shit is on point, Ronke was every corper to lay, Shade can moan eh (my neighbours gf) and Titi, that one na better talkative. I suspected that girl could be swallowing abunna on a lowkey

Mizk:
Look at the way he grabbed her ass, very disrespectful, she's just foolish allowing him to take a picture or grabbing her ass.

I disagree, girls should be at liberty of putting up their sensual pictures like guys

yettymuse:
I stand with Buhari!

Please you wailers should not quote me, I'm having menstrual pain!

Standing with a lifeless, incompetent tyrant is enough pains already, sorry for the other m.pain

AmazingELixir:
I haven't educate me...

Go and bring your school fees, it will cover your school uniforms, books and other needs

AmazingELixir:


All the victims except the sixth had been identified, interrogated and their statements recorded.”
The girls explained to the police that the suspect sometimes brings all of them in one room for an orgy and thereafter gives them N50 each.

All five of them in thesame room for the sex romp and you call that rape...? please free the guy it consensual, the girls were trying to explore their reproductory organ which the young man willingly obliged them.

Ever heard of statutory rape?

makydebbie:
Lemme take a nude, I'll be right back.

I'm still wetting o

Makydebbie, today is no bra day. Come and contribute to this thread

Naza25:
Pogba should go and sit down one place jare. I can't even count him among my top 100 footballers in the world right now

How do you know it's football you've been watching? There's American football too incase you didn't know