₦airaland Forum

WHICH SHEKAU?
Mr. President, which Shekau are you catching? Is it the one your soldier-man Chris Olukolade told the nation has been killed?

Mr. President stop abusing our intellect. Wake up from your ogogoro induced slumber.

The Nigerian president Dr. Goodluck Jonathan has been quoted by the Nigerian press as saying: "HE UNDERESTIMATED BOKO HARAM THREAT".

This admission has clearly revealed GEJ'S incompetence as a leader.

His underestimating Boko Haram has led to the death and maiming of thousands of Nigerians and displacements of many more thousands Nigerians.

The only option left for Jonathan is to resign NOW or face imminent defeat at the polls come March 28, 2015.

BORN MUSLIMS WITHOUT ISLAMIC KNOWLEDGE!
Those pastors were indeed born Muslims, but they were not guided by their parents to the path of Islam, just like Pastor Tunde Bakare whose mother took to a 'Babalawo' (fetish native doctor) while in the university.

It is therefore not enough to be born into a Muslim, home you need to be guided and as you grow up also search just as this American woman did:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9rB6LWt7eo

DWJOBScom:
Power and it's problem
I think our military boys needs a lesson on discipline in uniform
It's everywhere in Nigeria - you are the strongest person if you are on uniform or you know anyone on uniform

We will get there

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
Uniform na cloth na tailor dey sew am..........go ahead and sew one and be the strongest like SHEKAU!

FORGET ABOUT ANOTHER RALLY!
The APC should forget about staging another rally in Okrika there is no need for it again. The whole world has seen that you organised one that was disrupted. Use the radio station/TV popular in your area to address your people.

Do not give HER another opportunity to SHARE BLOOD. Enough is enough.

TIME TO GET MORE SERIOUS!
By each breath exhaled we are getting nearer to our grave. At the age of 69 Florence Ita Giwa need no one to remind her that time is getting closer for her to return to her Creator.

This is my gift for her:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9rB6LWt7eo

marcelmessi:
just had my ash.. it reminds us that we will return to dust someday

MEANINGLESS RITUAL!
Just had your ash? So what! Did Jesus participate or teach his disciples this ritual? Where is it in your bible?

What has ash got to do with reminding you that you are from dust? Ash is associated with mourning in the bible.

While visiting the families of the women that lost their lives in the Valentine Day ghastly motor accident, GEJ'S wife madam patience said she will like to question GOD why the accident happened.

In sharp contrast to her 'blasphemy', one of the family members of the women said: "No one can question God".

What a big contrast between wisdom and foolishness!

M4gunners:
Some nairalanders are now behaving like "Ewure" .Who are you to tell INEC Chairman how to do what he knows better than you? He is a prof for God sake. Let him be.

YOU ARE JUST A BALL HEAD!
What do you know?........Nothing, other than seat before the TV and watch EPL. No one is above being advised. A professor does not possess all the knowledge in the world. Reminding him and advising him is quite normal.

You are the real goat(ewure) and it's even an insult to a goat to compare you with one because your intellect is not up to that of a goat.

This is a message to the INEC Chairman, Prof. Atahiru Jega. Please do the following before you proceed to the Senate tomorrow:

*Look for trusted officials that will handle the demonstration of the Card Readers.
*Test the Card Readers to be used and take some back-ups with you.
*Do not let the tested Card Readers depart your presence till you finish the demonstration at the Senate.

May Allah grant you success.

REDEEM YOUR IMAGE!
Instead of calling Obasanjo "Old General" the Nigerian Army under the present leadership should work extra hard to redeem its seriously battered image. The Nigerian Army has never been so dishonoured in its history of existence.

GEJ has urinated and shiiit on the Army, Nigeria cannot afford to go on under this 'dadandidi' commander-in-chief of the Armed Forces.

DETAINED FOR SPECIAL DUTY!
My third eye informs me that Mbu is rounding these Policemen up for the purpose of being used to favour PDP on election days.

I once met a Policeman at a supermarket who informed me while commending the Police authority on the way he was neatly dressed, that he purchased his uniform with his own money, Mbu will therefore be his known wicked self to be arresting those Policemen.

He is arresting them for special purposes. Why didn't he arrest Policemen in Potrharcourt and Abuja while in charge there?

*Mr. President why are you now comfortable with Femi Fanikayode who called the PDP a sinking ship and even used more derogatory words on your person. Sir are you suffering from memory loss or filth is your beloved perfume?

*Sir, why did you chose to dress like a magician, when you visited Bayelsa for your presidential campaigns.

*Mr. President you cannot deny that Captain Sagir has rubbished your stand on "one man one vote" after releasing the 'Ekiti Audio recordings'. He has exposed you as an undemocratic president. What do you say?

*Sir, is it true that you always drink yourself to stupor to the extent of not being able to attend to foreign /local visitors at Aso Villa?

*Mr. President you have travelled wide, please why can't you see the great difference in our malnourished Policemen and the robust and lanky London Police. Sir, why are you sucking the blood of our Policemen?

Sir, why is it that when PHCN provides electricity, most of the Time the power supplied cannot even make fans rotate, not to talk of Airconditioners?

naijaking1:
How come WAEC itself doesn't have a copy of Buhar's certificate

STUPID IDEEOT!
Which WAEC are you talking of, can you read between the lines on what General Akinrinade is saying.

If you can ask your lazy brain: WHERE DID THE ARMY GET WHAT THEY RECORDED 50 years ago IN BUHARI FILE. You are just a big fooool!

SHUT UP SIR!
Senator Obanikoro, (Oba awon kokoro) should shut up his mouth and stop denying the audio recording. This man has no credibility. He told Nigerians that the primary that produced Jimi Agbaje was flawed, now that he has been settled with ministerial post he said Jimi Agbaje is the best candidate for PDP. Obanikoro is a big shame!

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. Jonathan met with the Queen of
England.
He asked her:
JONATHAN: How do you run such an efficient
government? Are there any tips u can give to me?
I want to help Nigeria.
"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing
is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
Jonathan frowned, and then asked,"But how do i
know the people around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen replied, "Oh, that's easy, you just ask
them to answer an intelligent riddle.
The Queen pushed a button on her intercom.
"Please send David Cameron in here, would you?"
David Cameron walked into the room and
said,"Yes, your majesty?"
The Queen smiled and said,"Answer this riddle.
David, your mother and father have a child, it is
not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is
it? "Without pausing for a minute David Cameron
answered,"that would be me." Yes, very good,"said
the Queen.
Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice
President Sambo
JONATHAN: Answer this. Your mother and your
father have a child, it's not your brother and it's
not your sister, who is it?
SAMBO:."I'm not sure, let me get back to you."
He asked all his staff in the Office but none could
give him an answer. Finally, one day, VP Sambo
ran into Januzaj.
Sambo asked, Januzaj
SAMBO: Your mother and father have a child and
it's not your brother or sister,who is it?"
Januzaj answered sharply, "That's easy, its me!"
Sambo smiled,and said "Thanks!"
Then he went back to speak with President
Jonathan.
Sambo: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, It's
JANUZAJ
Jonathan got angry,he said to Sambo. "No wonder
Nigeria isn't moving forward, I am Surrounded by
Dummies.! The answer is David Cameron!"

whizpet:
Jonathan should know that Nigerians are sick and tired of his Government. Only God saves him from being bomb 2dai #VoteBuhari come february 14.

YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN

You are not serving the interest of GBM with this sort of post.

The Niger Delta militants are likely behind this false flag. I want to believe that if it were APC the biomb could could've exploded at the right time, even at that no one can say it's APC until investigation is concluded.

AN OFFER FOR OKUPE
This buffoon of a man is hereby offered a name as follow:
FOLLY EKUTE

ceo4eva:
DON'T EVER FORGET THIS:

For the records, these photos I've uploaded here are REAL photos from the campaign venue, and not photos taken from Reinhard Bonnke's crusades, like the way APC does!
We don't show fake crowd like the APC!

God Bless Jonathan!
God Bless Plateau State!!
God Bless Nigeria!!!

BURUKUTU UNITED!
Actually they are not fake photos, indeed they are photos of Burukutu drinkers rounded up all over the plateau and nearby North Central States.

It was not a political rally, but a parade of Burukutu Drinkers

JEITO:
You disrespected your own office by refusing to allow them use the stadium as a civilised man should. So they took it by force. This shows that power pass power.

GEJ HAS EATEN POISON!
By taking the Stadium by force through the use of soldiers when 'The Landlord' did not approve it, GEJ has just taken a poison dose that will continue to run and rumble his stomach.

The way Jonathan walks and points when Kerry, the American Secretary of State came visiting, shows a body language that is so unnatural.

There is need to caution the doctors surrounding GEJ to be careful on the sort of injection they are giving him that puts him in 'overdrive'.

Our president must not drop dead suddenly or develop mental problem.

Let him live and be in good mental health to be able to handover to the next president.

LEAVE THIS YOUR SOCIAL GATHERING!
What you people do not understand is that your congregation is purely social and not spiritual.

I really felt for you, but you just have to bear it, the "bad belle" in the church is a serious thing.

I advice you to come to Islam and stop paying homage to your pastor every Sunday.

I ALREADY GAVE THIS WARNING!
For the first time in many years IBB is talking sense.

Indeed if the Nigerian Army continues this way, it will soon be worse than the Nigeria Police.

I posted a topic titled: STOP HUMILIATING THE NIGERIAN ARMY under politics two days ago on this disgraceful behaviour of the Army.

Another four(4) years under Jonathan will completely destroy the Nigerian Army.

Tinyemeka:
Where is the alleged construction work?

USE YOUR EYES PROPERLY!
If you use your eyes properly you could have seen the construction work in Wike's protruding stomach!.

omenka:
Somebody should tell these guys Nigerians reserve the right to elect who leads them. They can take away their worthless oil for all we care.

I hope Marylin Ogar hasn't gone deaf and blind again.

TOTALLY DEAF AND BLIND!
She has been programmed not to hear or see whatever Asari Dokubo and JonahGangs say or do.

WHEN WILL WIKE DELIVER
I sincerely believe that Wike's Deputy cannot but be bothered with the bulging stomach of Wike. The woman must be wondering what nonsense fill that stomach

PATIENCE LAUGHING!
I can see PEJ lalughing loud when shown the video clip of the operation............... BUT nemesis awaits them.

The Nigerian Army which has been widely reported by the international media for running away from battle with Boko Haram has chosen to insult itself by not standing up for a retired and respected General.

What a big show of shame when the Army Spokesman informed the nation that the Army has the record of Gen. Muhammad Buhari WASC result, but do not have the original or photocopy.

The Nigeria Army while trying to please GEJ and PDP shot itself fatally on the foot with this foolish presentation. The question is: From where did the Army get what was recorded?

It is high time the Army stopped showing the world how unintelligent some officers could be.

We were told Shekau has been killed, they even backed it up with picture, but we all know Shekau is alive.

If the Army has a record of Buhari WASC score, from where do they get the data? They owe us the answer and should not celebrate their foolishness why trying to please GEJ and PDP.

ASARI DOKUBO: ARE YOU IMMORTAL?
I feel so sorry for you. Why are you being so foolish to be beating the drums of war. Why do you love Jonathan more than your soul?

What has happened to your sense of reasoning as a Muslim?

Asari Dokubo, know it well that you are not immortal. You may be the first to be consumed by the fire you want to set on our nation.

You are a big shame and a disgrace.