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FikOla:
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Should be able to be a personal assistant to owner also.
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Must be honest, effective and self-motivated.
Competitive pay with free accommodation if performance is great.

Email Mr Fikayo at FikOla1240@gmail.com where the location?

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Coinvision:
A Girl Named Uwa Was Murdered And Raped In RCCG Church Benin City Branch 3days ago, Nothing Was Done About It.

Corona Pandemic Has Caused Havoc In Our Nation Nigeria, No Money, No Jobs, But See Was Scammer Adeboye Is Urging Us To Do... (Pictures Below)




Stop religion and turn the churches to factories, hospitals & other better stuffs.
#JusticeforUwa
#ReligionisScam
#Adeboye Is A Fraudster

#End All Churches.

Fvck TB Joshua, Fuvk Adeboye, Fvck Pastor Chris, Fuvk Pastor Suleiman, Fuvk Oyedepo, Fvck Odumeje , Fvck all pastors in Nigeria.

GOFRONT:
Ayo!.....Ayo!!... Ayo!!!

How many times I call you

GOFRONT:
Ayo!.....Ayo!!... Ayo!!!

How many times I call you

Norahsthought:
Well, my instincts are drained in everyone else's opinion right now. Ordinarily, I don't feel ready but you know the woman's clock thing..

Chamukebenson:
Is it really all that bad to date a friends ex

Now I would explain the situation properly for everyone .

This guy is a childhood friend from Jss days , I made the connect cause he was the friend of my boyfriend in secondary school , we weren’t in the same school tho , he broke my friends heart because of sex back then ,, but in recent times while in uni they both had sex , no relationship,, which I didn’t know about , he told me. So we hv been talking recently , we r getting close , I feel weird but I enjoy our talks but I am also scared it’s becoming a bit romantic or sexual , and I think I might like something sexual with him or probably a relationship, slim chance.

Your thoughts ?

prettyaura:
it wasnt funny at all o..body go dey do u somehow.

seanwilliam:
Mine was when I went for putme in lag.. my fam areas is damn far from akoka, and I didn't have much to lodge for guest house abi hotel outside.. so I kuku go crash for my guy's side for lawanson side..


As I comot for junction , I call am , and he asked me to join bus wey dey go to johnson Bustop..las las I sha meet my friend with some guys wey dey shayo for one bar.. dat time, 5 don almost nack and I tell am to carry me go him house so that I go sleep and wake up earlier.. cos I no one miss early set of people wey go do the exam...
.

Note that I met this guy on facebook oo( but base on guy know guy stuffs sha).

As I enter him one room bq, I carry my bag, put beside him bed, and we talk small, naso sleep carry me go.. I wake up by 8, and Nepa brought light almost immediately.. I plugged my phone dey update.. ( note that this guy don comot room when I woke up, so I figured out maybe he had something to do, so I no bother to call am).. hunger begin dey catch me, I stood up off the light go find bread for nearby shop.. mehn, as I dey come back I don see my guy, he was about to enter the room with a girl.. light dey I see dem well.. later later, I later know say the girl na from Ondo self.. oboy we talk talk , gist gist ..( this time I don dey think maybe the girl lives close by,make she kon dey go nah.. 11 nack, dis girl still dey oo) .. I kuku sleep cos I need to wake early..
Note I no sleep on the bed, but I placed my head on the bed , then my body on the rug..

Hmmm, and one thing about me is, if something dey happen when I dey sleep, I go dey demonstrate am for my dream .. oboy naso I dey here "hmm, hmm, haha, haha,hmmm, joor joor," and na long boxer I wore oo..I kuku trust my agbero friend, he no send , he just dey faya the girl dey go. Bro I no fit hold am again ( my chest dey do gbimgbim) .. oboy naso I clear my throat clearly, naso my friend say "bro u don wake, 5 never nack na" I say I know( 3 don nack dat time , I kuku go outside dey read( the book no enter my head walai, na the fhuchk my mind dey).. 5 reach , I bathe and go unilag go do putme.. naso meself kon meet one yaba girl ( she is a student of yaba, but still seeking admission to unilag) .. we meet for orientation hall( mind you I saw her for back of faculty of art where dem dey do photocopy). After the exam, we talk small, and we go one place like dat( makama abi na mth I don forget) I go play ps( the girl chop there).. make I no long thing sha.. I planned spending 3days for lag, but the girl made me spent 5days..

So the second day of the putme, she find me come lawanson.. I kuku trust my agbero guy, this guy comot leave the room for me and went to Johnson itire to go crash for him guys side( I like dat guy oloun, he no dey take life seriou)..
I faya the girl for two days straight , before I left...she be epe girl..




Also me and my guy for school don fhuck two roommates in the same room at the same time before.. that one na story for another day ( but shame catch me cos I no like to dey see my fellow man unclothedness abi make dem dey see mine.. I go dey feel uneasy)

prettyaura:
wow..I will share my story....some years back in my university days, I was staying on campus so a particular weekend, I decided to go and greet my friends that were staying off campus..it was an interesting weekend and i couldn't for back to campus becos it was late so I decided to stay back..around 9PM, my friends bf called her that he was outside her gate, haa! and me I can't go no where that time infact I was almost sleepy. so my friends bf came in then before I knew it, they were seeing a movie..this was around 10.00pm already..this is just a self contain, where will this guy sleep? I kept thinking in head....only for me to wake up midnite to go ease myself and I saw this guy on the same bed with me and my friend...as a matter of fact, he was in d middle, so I decided to sleep on d rug but couldn't sleep back..few minutes later, I started hearing sounds...kissing sounds and quiet talks..I raised my head to see what was happening and saw the guy sucking my friends breast...I couldn't believe my eyes ooo.. real life porn...then raised my head again and they were already doing missionary and that my friend can moan for Africa...she was so loud and d banging sounds were out of this world..I couldn't take it anymore..brought out my phone and started playing a loud song but my friends moaning overpowered my music..I started sweating, and feeling so uncomfortable but still managed to keep my cool...like 2hrs later, d guy stood up and went to the toilet,(to clean up I guess) then my friend tapped me and said pele oremi meaning (sorry my friend)I was furious..immediately I heard d first cock crow, I carried my bag and left..couldn't tell anyone d story cos the person involved na my close friend.

Davash222:
There's nothing sad here. It happens in most average families.

FuckDaMods:
Who is Messi? Okocha was the real deal

Roycemadeit:
No matter the religion, they are all the same.

kalvoken:
Take your time and check the topic again

kalvoken:
J J Okocha





Atleast you know him. Now does he know you?

You don't need to answer that.

kalvoken:
J J Okocha

abuuzy:
Sold my new blackberry in school then curve 8,can't really remember the prize then,my school was in ekiti had to travel to Benin republic,The school there Northern American University houdugbe..,to see her without a phone, immigrations officers chop my money taya,left my school around 5am got to her hotel around 7pm I know still see her chop OMOLOLA....

In a nutshell I crossed borders without my parents knowing to go do that thing....

abuuzy:
Sold my new blackberry in school then curve 8,can't really remember the prize then,my school was in ekiti had to travel to Benin republic,The school there Northern American University houdugbe..,to see her without a phone, immigrations officers chop my money taya,left my school around 5am got to her hotel around 7pm I know still see her chop OMOLOLA....

In a nutshell I crossed borders without my parents knowing to go do that thing....

robosky02:
It is his birthday


Is it your own?

Beremx:
To say that this woman and I shared the same Alma Mater is an embarrassing thing. She should make my Alma mater proud even if it’s just once!!

What a shame!!

ghettokid1:
1, Jose Mourinho ('The Special One') 2, Arsenal Wenger 3, Sir Alex 4, Pep Fraudiola 5, Jurgeon Klop

dukeprince50:
what language is this? nobody forces u to write in pidgin. But if u will, at least use punctuations.
Don't coman give people unnecessary headache

richard870:
Honestly, mediocrity is what they give us in this country. Could you believe that I missed a high-paying remote work (based in the US) just cuz my MTN network speed could not pass the mandatory SPEED TEST.

EVERYTHING IN NIGERIA IS A JOKE!!!

jawalis:
Can’t you see the highest level of obvious partiality and biasness on Nairaland. You deem fit to move all Muslim related post to front page now. Anyways it’s never a problem to anyone but y’ll need to check your life. You aren’t different from our so leaders.
And I haven’t gotten answer to my question of why Muslim eat in the morning and still claim they are fasting. Some should kindly enlighten me. I used to stay in same compound with a Muslim family last rahmadan. She’ll pound yam, get nice meat and soft drinks. Some do eat semo and lots more. So how you consider it as fasting with such diet taken.