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tonywonder:
These hilarious stories of people sharing one of their worst sex experiences is all you need to read today

FreeStuffsNG:
President Bola Ahmed Tinubu has led the way but....
Gracias to the great mynd44, nlfpmod too for your great work for Nigerian students.

naptu2:
Senate presidents of Nigeria

1) Nnamdi Azikiwe (1 January 1960 – 1 October 1960)

2) Dennis Osadebay (1 October 1960 – 1 October 1963)

3) Nwafor Orizu (1 October 1963 – 15 January 1966)

4) Joseph Wayas (1 October 1979 – 31 December 1983)

5) Iyorchia Ayu (5 December 1992 – November 1993)

6) Ameh Ebute (November 1993 - November 17 1993)

7) Evan Enwerem (3 June 1999 – 18 November 1999)

8 ) Chuba Okadigbo (18 November 1999 - 8 August 2000)

9) Anyim Pius Anyim (8 August 2000 – 3 June 2003)

10) Adolphus Wabara (3 June 2003 – 5 April 2005)

11) Ken Nnamani (5 April 2005 – 5 June 2007)

12) David Mark (5 June 2007 – 6 June 2015)

13) Bukola Saraki (9 June 2015 – 9 June 2019)

14) Ahmad Lawan (11 June 2019 - 13 June 2023)

15) Godswill Akpabio (13 June 2023)


Speakers of the Nigerian House of Representatives

1) Sir Frederic Metcalfe (12 January 1955 – 1959)

2) Jaja Wachuku (1959 – 1 October 1960)

3) Ibrahim Jalo Waziri (1 October 1960 – 15 January 1966)

4) Edwin Ume-Ezeoke (1 October 1979 – 1 October 1983)

5) Benjamin Chaha (1 October 1983 – 31 December 1983)

6) Agunwa Anaekwe (5 December 1992 - 17 November 1993)

7) Salisu Buhari (3 June 1999 – 23 July 1999)

8 ) Ghali Umar Na'Abba (July 1999 – 3 June 2003)

9) Aminu Bello Masari (3 June 2003 – 6 June 2007)

10) Patricia Etteh (6 June 2007 – 30 October 2007)

11) Dimeji Bankole (1 November 2007 – 6 June 2011)

12) Aminu Tambuwal (6 June 2011 – 29 May 2015)

13) Yakubu Dogara (9 June 2015 – 9 June 2019)

14) Femi Gbajabiamila (12 June 2019 - 13 June 2023)

15) Tajudeen Abbas (13 June 2023)

Almiron:
that's the essence of this thread, wake up kid, heaven is a fantasy. Good bye

Almiron:
pray for your family instead, he doesn't need your prayers.

Almiron:
Arnold Schwarzenegger says heaven is a ‘fantasy’: ‘Anyone that tells you something else is a f–king liar.



https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2023/06/06/arnold-schwarzenegger-says-heaven-is-a-fantasy-we-wont-see-each-other-again/amp/

Confirmedzombie:
Civil servants in both Federal and states pledge to boycott the purported NLC strike.

They queried the rational behind the strike as they All stand with the Subsidy removal.

Speaking to Newsmen in Abuja on Friday 2nd June, many civil servants said the NLC president who is supposed to be neutral and Non partisan is working for the Labour Party.

NLC is not our Employer. We are paid regularly as due.

Our salaries was increased as at January 2023

Government is not owing us any Arrears.

Our Promotion is regular.

NLC has no any known Welfare package for Nigerian workers Except @ STRIKES !!!

During Covd-19 they were nowhere to be found

During Naira Redesigning they were dead asleep.

NLC were one political sided.

We saw what happened during 22/23 politicking in Nigeria, the whole of NLC was one sided for the first time for OBI's Labour party.


The NLC members are now apolitical Jobbers.

Obi, Atiku, Tinubu, Kwankwaso, Sowore, and others presidential candidates promised to removed subsidies.

Then why is NLC/TUC organising strike against the removal of the Subsidies by TINUBU ?

Come Monday 05/06/2023 we will be at our place of work peacefully because there is no conginial reason of going on strike, please.

One Nigeria and
God bless Nigeria

Goodday90:
How does this help the common man in the street?

apache4:
To the best of my knowledge and all my fellow youths in Nigeria and in Diaspora, Tinubu is a great and good man . ..

President Bola Ahmed Tinubu is the best thing that will ever happen to Nigeria as a Country and he is unarguably the best, enlightened, brilliant and the most energetic man for the Job .


God Bless Nigeria and Bola Ahmed Tinubu once again

AntiChristian:
There's no way there won't be pain? Forget campaign after election!

Patriotsleague:
He is really unprofessional, he is a shame to the broadcast profesion. ARISE TV must get rid of Rufai Oseni to get back their credibility. Anytime he speaks it is to antagonize Tinubu, like Tinubu has never done anything right, and like Obi is an Angel.

Rufai is very shallow minded, myopic and filled with hate and bias.

DataCrab:
Previous thread
https://www.nairaland.com/7708687/should-tell-olosho-im-virgin

Nairalanders come and rejoice with me. As from today 31st of may, 2023, I am officially no longer a virgin, glory be to God.
Mehnn, I had my first sex yesterday and It was the best feeling I've ever had in my entire life. I want to specially thank @westlius, Omo that mixture you recommended really worked like magic. I really had alot of fun mehnn, that thing sweet dieeeeeeeee. You needed to see the way i was sucking and fu*king simultaneously, pressing and pressing, Godddddd. I couldn't believe a first timer like me could fu*k like that ohh omo. To be honest, I felt like my years of watching porn really helped me not to look like a novice.
I'm planning on hooking up with the lady again for another one tomorrow by the grace of God. Thanks guys

leanonme82:
The outspoken former Central Bank Governor said this at an event during the campaign in the presence of Tinubu:

"And to my friend Asiwaju, if you win and you continue with petroleum subsidy payment and disparity in official and black market rate of dollars, you will have to deal with me. You should know this because you and i will be fighting"

Watch:




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0CLjvPtXhE

The Ex Emir of Kano has been a stauch advocate for the removal of subsidy payments over the years, advocating for this throughout Buharis 8 years Presidency. When he was the CBN governor under President Jonathan he made a strong argument against it here:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnVsbkUkwAg

Lalasticlala mynd44 dominique

Yourprick:
Is tinubu to be blamed for this or fellow Nigerians?

SalamRushdie:
He is starting off on a bad note , even if he wants to remove fuel subsidy he shouldn't have mentioned it like this , this will only cause speculation and fuel hoarding immediately throwing Nigerians into another round of suffering in his first day in office ...

This is what he should have done :

Wait till he resumes tomorrow and then call in all the key stakeholders in oil importation and find out the true situation of things like how much is the actual daily consumption, how much fuel reserve do we currently have stored , how much is on the sea coming and plans to ease the population into the new price ..
In two weeks allow Independent oil marketers start selling at any price they want while the oil majors start selling at a controlled price of 200 , then when gradually increase oil majors prices every month till it's fully deregulated..

But with what Tinubu has just done he has opened the door for chaos as wicked Nigerians will start rushing to fill up their tanks and filling stations will start hoarding in other to cash out on new prices

Alexbio:
A good day to all nairalanders reading this piece below:
Pls, read this diligently and input your best comments. Thanks.
Four months ago I entered into relationship with a single mother of one ( a girl precisely), in my neighborhood, we are both mature. Its all began when the lady fell in love after observing my kind of person which she later told me about that, to cap it all she said at some point that she never knew that what she has been looking for over the years was right under nose, that she has remained wasting long ago without no good man like me in her life. Although, we have been in the same neighborhood for a while now and knew her boyfriend before they both broke apart because the guy cheated on her with her (single mother) girlfriend and 3years thereabouts she said she hasn't dated any guy again. At first I was never interested because after I broke up with my last girlfriend I promised to channel all my focus on my career pursuit squarely for the time being to allow myself for healing of heartbreak and self development. This lady (single mother) actually engrossed me and four days of coming together she will invite me over to her apartment and cook nice foods for me, treat me with hospitality and in addition told me she has been lonely and that she need me to erase the loneliness, that I'm her answered prayer; sometimes I would smiles and even tell her I have friends (guys) who are looking for relationship that I should I introduce her to one of them I trust won't maltreat her in response she would repeatedly say no. At some point I gave her benefit of doubt and I began to give her a chance in my life, so the relationship life began proper she would come to my apartment and I would go to hers and most times we play together as lovers but no sex. To be sincere and to cut the long story short, this lady meet at least 60% on a scale of 100% the type of life partner I ever envisaged. The relationship took a higher level that she was so free with me that she wouldn't wear pants while on her wrapper with me in her apartment sometimes in her bra alone and so.
However, here is where my concern stemmed from, on our first sex though after romancing her to the point that she was wet and I said no sex she refused angrily and said someone else is giving me sex that is the reason for my refusal. So to calm her, I had sex with her but surprisingly she covered her breasts with a wrapper while she was resisting my hands from touching them while having sex with her and on our second sex the same scenario played out. And in my reaction to that, I asked her why and she has remained silent with flimsy excuse that "have you paid my bride price" up till this moment. Her love for me has been increasing even after the sex.
Right now, I'm afraid and at the same time getting disgusted and curious about her habit during sex!
Is it that she is actually faking love with me or not wanting me to explore her body for now or she is up to something I wouldn't pray to be devilry?

I appreciate your kind advices here. God bless you.

2mercy:
https://pmexpressng.com/woman-30-docked-for-sneaking-into-neighbours-room-grabbing-his-dck/

TMSMedia:
Nigerian afrobeat singer, Seun Kuti has been arrested for assaulting a police officer, IGBERETV reports.

Lagos Police spokesperson, Benjamin Hundeyin shared photos of Seun in handcuffs with the caption;



https://twitter.com/BenHundeyin/status/1658053111829725187?t=HWrpc6SM8B-vCL4VpUl2YA&s=19[/quote]Good one

Mbuhari2023:
Peter Obi is in lagos right now
Don't be surprised if you see him at Hilda Baci Cook-a-thon
He will narrate how she bought the onions and gas and how her food will become more delicious if he recover his mandate.

He will say “in China they cook 45 hours to feed 1,000 children divide it by children in Bangladesh and poverty will end”

seguno2:
Please sir, Oga Ayo, how is this the answer to your own monetary contribution to the political process like oyinbos of your status?

Should we take it that you contribute nothing to the political process but want it to work for you? Does that make you a thief, ole, barawo who wants to reap what he didn’t sow

seguno2:
How much of your money have you spent on the political process, as your mates do in the Western world

AngelGabbyShara:
EKSG distributes letters to 1,300 newly recruited primary school teachers
… As Oyebanji says practical agricultural, entrepreneurship skills ‘ll be introduced in schools



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ozo13:
did u watch the last part of the video.The Arise Tv lady herself complained much