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 Sports › Re: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria: Player Ratings by ayobase(m): 11:36pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Those guys are indeed antelopes! Won n be! See as they just wan give person HBP! 3 Likes |
| Business › Re: Someone Is Owing Me N50k. by ayobase(m): 6:34pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
My brother, just forget that money jare. He is not ready to pay u....simple! God will continue expanding u....just let go that one! And next time, don't give out sum of money u can't let go later! Meanwhile, This Joke is for our minimum wages. A maid wanted a salary raise. Madam wanted 3 reasons why she wanted a raise. Maid: I can cook Better than you. Madam: Who told you that? Maid: Your husband told me. Madam: OK, second reason? Maid: I can iron better than you. Madam: Who told you that? Maid: Your husband told me. Madam: OK, and the third reason? Maid: I'm also better in bed than you. "This time Madam was furious & was ready to break her head" Madam: Did my husband say that? Maid: No the garden boy told me I'm better in bed than you are Madam: Please lower your voice. I will double your pay instantly. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Can You Woo Your Sibling For A Friend? by ayobase(m): 6:27pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
So that she can later day that, "it was Uncle Ay that gave me the go ahead" NA! Meanwhile, This Joke is for our minimum wages. A maid wanted a salary raise. Madam wanted 3 reasons why she wanted a raise. Maid: I can cook Better than you. Madam: Who told you that? Maid: Your husband told me. Madam: OK, second reason? Maid: I can iron better than you. Madam: Who told you that? Maid: Your husband told me. Madam: OK, and the third reason? Maid: I'm also better in bed than you. "This time Madam was furious & was ready to break her head" Madam: Did my husband say that? Maid: No the garden boy told me I'm better in bed than you are Madam: Please lower your voice. I will double your pay instantly. |
| Celebrities › Re: “my Dream Is To Establish A Church”- Beverly Osu by ayobase(m): 6:06pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
The Devil is a liar! Meanwhile, This Joke is for our minimum wages. A maid wanted a salary raise. Madam wanted 3 reasons why she wanted a raise. Maid: I can cook Better than you. Madam: Who told you that? Maid: Your husband told me. Madam: OK, second reason? Maid: I can iron better than you. Madam: Who told you that? Maid: Your husband told me. Madam: OK, and the third reason? Maid: I'm also better in bed than you. "This time Madam was furious & was ready to break her head" Madam: Did my husband say that? Maid: No the garden boy told me I'm better in bed than you are Madam: Please lower your voice. I will double your pay instantly. |
| Music/Radio › Re: A Thread For Rick Ross Fans by ayobase(m): 5:59pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Rick Ross? Can't remember the last time I listened to a track of his! No hates pls! |
| Entertainment › Re: BREAKING News: IRS Airline Plane Crash Luckily Averted In Kaduna Airport by ayobase(m): 5:56pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Thought people have stopped boarding these cans propelled by air. Meanwhile, This Joke is for our minimum wages. A maid wanted a salary raise. Madam wanted 3 reasons why she wanted a raise. Maid: I can cook Better than you. Madam: Who told you that? Maid: Your husband told me. Madam: OK, second reason? Maid: I can iron better than you. Madam: Who told you that? Maid: Your husband told me. Madam: OK, and the third reason? Maid: I'm also better in bed than you. "This time Madam was furious & was ready to break her head" Madam: Did my husband say that? Maid: No the garden boy told me I'm better in bed than you are Madam: Please lower your voice. I will double your pay instantly. |
| Career › Re: Graduates: What Has Been Your Experience Getting Jobs? by ayobase(m): 10:36pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
ehixking: This guy is not a Nigerianinfact! |
| Celebrities › Re: Femi Kuti Talks About His Dad, Music & Ideologies by ayobase(m): 9:16pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
What is happening here, is Fela waking up again? |
| Fashion › Re: Are You Addicted To Fake Nails? by ayobase(m): 8:57pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
I'm just here to say I was here! Back to the ladies, happy fixing. Bado, are u a manicurist? |
| Celebrities › Re: SHOCKING: Man Eats His Daughter’s Flesh And Drinks Her Blood by ayobase(m): 4:09pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
gerrardomendes: long live mango confraternity. We belong  |
| Health › Re: Plz by ayobase(m): 4:03pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
dominique: @ogarj, food for you. The discomfort will only be for a few days and you'll feel much better.#teamagbalumo....  |
| Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan Honoured With A Doctorate Degree By South Korean University by ayobase(m): 3:47pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
She looks so worthy and respected in that outfit. I'm happy for her. Everyone can never like someone, just do ur part and live on! We all do have our shortcomings, hers is just pronounced! |
| Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Ethiopia Will Be Shown On SuperSport by ayobase(m): 3:36pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
Thank you our father who art in heaven for making Sunday Oliseh being part of the team! It is definitely Sunday Oliseh.....goals from the midfield are inevitable! |
| Politics › Re: Orji Stops Okorocha’s Birthday Reception In Abia by ayobase(m): 3:11pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
chidindufrank: T A Orji's action was uncalled for. There is freedom of association in the country and everyone is entitled to join a political party of his or her choice.They paid for a venue and should have been allowed to use the venue. T A is a slowpoke and a disgrace to PDP. Igbo race is very much disappointed in him. He was schooled in the west and got some of their undemocratic attitude.And it so reekingly shows in ur post that u r so democratic.....ur brother exhibits an undemocratic attitude, and u blame the west for it. Why? Always looking for a body to blame for ur misfortunes! Se awa la ko ba yin ni? 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Multiple Auto-crashes In Kwara Kills 17, Injures 10 by ayobase(m): 11:13am On Oct 12, 2013 |
Trailers are mostly the cause of the accidents we have on our roads! Dangote should start MANUFACTURING roads o! |
| Travel › Re: Confession Of A Nigerian Pilot -“White People Should Manage Airlines In Nigeria” by ayobase(m): 11:10am On Oct 12, 2013 |
yunglykmine: "Airline business is not supposed to be run by black people"... Black people and the nonchalant attitudes to life-threatening issues.Na lie? Don't bring sentiment into this. We are not capable means we are not capable. Or u wanna know that we are not capable until a loved one of urs is lost in a plane crash due to negligence of a black woman or man that would do anything to maximize profit? Abeg, let them even shut those planes down for a while. We are tired. U go enter plane, and na prayer u go dey pray from the beginning of the journey till u exit the terminal of arrival, cos even the supposed plane might decide to explode after being parked! No peace of mind while on board! 1 Like |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Sexiest Man On Nairaland!!!! by ayobase(m): 9:53am On Oct 12, 2013 |
Where is the hairy picture? |
| Politics › Re: Rival APC Factions Clash In Abeokuta by ayobase(m): 8:39am On Oct 12, 2013 |
We have bunch of idiots and area boys as leaders in the nation, and the youths are just at the corner watching. Imagine person papa dey carry cutlass and running up and down the streets....hiaaaa! We are in trouble walahi....these people have nothing to offer us at all, Bunch of jokes they are! |
| Romance › Re: First Date Tips: 5 Things A Guy Notices About You In 5 Minutes by ayobase(m): 8:32am On Oct 12, 2013 |
These are my first observations: -is she beautiful? -is she frontyardly and backyardly endowed...those moderate curves on the hips are -is she fluent and sociable -what is her class -the others follow after the MATICS! 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Us Army Plans ‘iron Man’ Armor For Soldiers by ayobase(m): 8:26am On Oct 12, 2013 |
I have actually thought of this before...its gonna be LEGENDARY! |
| Politics › Re: Asari-dokubo Establishes University, Names It After King Amachree by ayobase(m): 8:20am On Oct 12, 2013 |
Okay o, I guess he wouldn't wanna establish in Nigeria due to......... Meanwhile, despite all the bad news;ASUU strike, Boko Haram,Light Issue & other Government wahala.I hav a good news 4 you .It's my pleasure 2 inform u dat MANGO is out. |
| Health › Re: Why Do You Prefer To Buy Second Hand Undies To New Ones? by ayobase(m): 8:17am On Oct 12, 2013 |
Buy the toks, soak in hot water, wash with aeriel and smoothen with very HOT iron and later anointed with a anointing oil in case of evil forces. Then u are good to go with the wearing and flaunting! The truth of the matter is that we all live according to what we earn! Some can't afford brand new car, but toks. Some can't afford some brand new stuffs, so decided to find solace in used ones! At the end, we all use imported and exotic items! What is always good for the goose, could not always be good for the gander |
| Science/Technology › Re: Adult Male Elephant Killed By Train. (picture) by ayobase(m): 8:07am On Oct 12, 2013 |
I don't think a train killed that still-on-the-railway elephant. How must have the train moved on? That is still a whole elephant, thought they should be picking the pieces from different lattitude and longitude by now, and the people on the train suffering from injuries and shocks! Maybe the train na evil spirit sha, or photo is shopped! Meanwhile, despite all the bad news;ASUU strike, Boko Haram,Light Issue & other Government wahala.I hav a good news 4 you .It's my pleasure 2 inform u dat MANGO is out. 2 Likes |
| Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Ethiopia: Guinness Promises $2,000 For Each Super Eagles Goal by ayobase(m): 8:01am On Oct 12, 2013 |
Okay o, hope we can win $20,000 then! Meanwhile, despite all the bad news;ASUU strike, Boko Haram,Light Issue & other Government wahala.I hav a good news 4 you .It's my pleasure 2 inform u dat MANGO is out. 19 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Dbanj: I'd Love To Marry Genevieve by ayobase(m): 5:53am On Oct 12, 2013 |
ammyluv2002: MANGO is out? *dancing*u must be a mango lover! no dance break bone o! Gud-am. |
| Health › Re: Plz by ayobase(m): 5:51am On Oct 12, 2013 |
ATMC: |
| Politics › Re: Profile Of Senator David Mark by ayobase(m): 4:16am On Oct 12, 2013 |
Pro-Mark plenty here o! See as dem dey campaign for this man! Gullible Nigerians. So, his resume has swept u guys off your feet! Is his list of achievements for Nigeria proportional to his list of personal/career achievements? He should have been fighting, and up and down for this ASUU matter, if he indeed knows the importance of Education. I'm just saying, and not hating! |
. Its agbalumo season I'm eagerly waiting for.
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