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TB Joshua should come predict this match o jare!

[quote author=uj_sizzle]You're no friend of NatGeoWild if you think the Wildebeest, Aadvark, Bush baby, Elephant Shrew, Blue Monkey and Grey Parrot are strange


Lemur........King Julian [/quote]There are many strange animals we watch on NGWld, just finished with Crocs of Katuma now....but we are talking about strangest (I.e not the regulars) animals

U already know it is not right from ur post....u want NLers to bury you before your time right?

U are simply seeking for reasons to kpekus that woman!

Why do u seek for spiritual consequence when u know that it is morally wrong.....u can die INSTANTA o!

Chanchit: Dem don get you..! You know who I'm talking about..? Principalities and power that do wickedness in high places, your sperm dey inside bottle of life.

LOL....make d guy enter MFM for deliverance kwanu!

Two things are involved:

1. She used and dumped you....you are now empty as far she is concerned! (Spiritual)


2.You aint what she expected (Physical)

Wetin I no go see for NL....Afam, do u think everybody is gonna.....who is gonna come up here to say he/she is HIV Positive!

I'm gonna paste my when I need to do something that will need my status certificate.

Unless if u callously broke up with her, u have nothing to worry about.....as for me , my EXs could attend my wedding if they like...we broke up amicably, and we still talk fine with boundary defined!

Ariel Castro commits suicide in cell

(CNN) - He was sentenced to life in prison plus 1,000 years for a heinous crime, but in the end he cut that life short.

Ariel Castro, convicted of kidnapping and raping three women, as well as murder, committed suicide in his prison cell Tuesday night, the Franklin County, Ohio, coroner's office said.

The discovery of the three women who had been Castro's captives in his Cleveland home for about a decade was shocking from the outset, and surprising in its end.

Castro, 52, hanged himself with a bedsheet, Coroner Dr. Jan Gorniak told CNN Wednesday. He was being held at the Correctional Reception Center in Orient, Ohio.

Prison medical staff tried to revive him but failed.

Castro was taken to The Ohio State University Wexner Medical Center, where he was pronounced dead at 10:52 p.m.

The Cuyahoga County prosecutor had tough words in the wake of Castro's suicide.

"These degenerate molesters are cowards," Timothy J. McGinty said. "... This man couldn't take, for even a month, a small portion of what he had dished out for more than a decade."

Castro's brother-in-law, Juan Alicea, told CNN that the family was notified by the warden about 1 a.m. The family is angry, he said, that it first learned about the death from media reports.

Alicea said that Castro's mother and sister visited him twice in prison, most recently on August 26.



http://edition.cnn.com/2013/09/04/justice/ariel-castro-cleveland-kidnapper-death/index.html?c=intl-homepage-t

deeptesting: Honestly,the manner with which NSCDC conducted itself in this case was nothing short of despicable,the innocent people were subjected to various dehumanizing conditions, detained and paraded on Camera like common criminals even after they showed evidence of pictures to back their claim that the matter has been reported to the police and NNPC. It is pathetic why we have deliberately and helplessly refuse to accept civilization in Nigeria.

They are foolishly playing to gallery at their detriment...they wanna impress....the question is who are they impressing, the Nigerians or police force?

Let them go settle the query in court!

After reading through, one can easily observe that the greatest 'drop' for a lady is her 'maiden' name....no wonder u see some attaching their father's name still...Iyabo and the likes...It is indeed a big deal for them!

So, all of una wey dey on top me na introverts...hmmmmmmmm...not one of them is my trait.....I'm a reversed version!

Make TB Joshua come give score of this match make all of us go rest jare....too much headache over match wey never happen!

dont8: Congrats Ayobase, you know I will be your best man on that day

can u take a bullet for a brother?

[quote author=D-Explorer]Coming up NEXT! The Wooing Challenge - Ladies Audition.[/quote]we need prayer and fasting on this one!

Cathaliya: na only for fun o....hope say you go survive the melting because na melting to extinction o...?

No probs...u know I'm a jester also!

caseless: it is even more heart wrenching 2 see d-explorer(david livingstone), the progenitor of this challenge and eze-promoe(kpomo eziofia), d organiser/driver of dis event wooing a lady in absentia....sms(shrug my shoulder)!
*cries* cathaliya take care of ayobase 4 me

were u hoping to seeing Mukina around?

for Cathaliya, im gonna reciprocate.

zeelo2014: When u go to the toilet with ur phone.

I'm in the toilet with it right now!

chidindufrank: If u think the job is easy,go to d market and buy ur own boot.

U just took the words out of my head....I can say football is one of the hardest and risky business/profession in the world......football no be moin moin....it is more than what we do see on the 90-120 minutes of play.....some determined ones had to take off at the SIGHT of training alone.....go ask Keepers what they do go through......in Naija league, if u can't run the field like 15 times in 7-10 minutes, then u aint fit!

spikes C: ayobase, of all people

what happenened to this one....he missed his period or what?

U can simply beggingly ask to be wooed!

[quote author=acidosis™]

una nor dey forget things for this nairaland sha [/quote]why u dey nod in acceptance....seen me bringing in lines from google?

Go read again....dont be lazy!

Cathaliya: but bloda, that Ayo moniker jikwa egwu o......make I melt im heart small by wooing him nah...?

Pls, melt my heart...melt and mould it to ur taste pls!

Good night folks....it has been a long day with thid tragicomedy thread!

Mukina, pls declare it "WINNERLESS" jare!

Cathaliya: Finally, na you and chukxy own be number one for this challenge.....abeg repost make I read am again....

People, I started knowing Dyt from this thread, "https://www.nairaland.com/897685/share-sexiest-craziest-funniest-unforgettable"

From there I started compiling her attributes....

She is adventurous, open-minded, beautiful, priceless, funny, natural, loving, caring, sophisticated, wonderful......hmmmm, let me stop there, I don't wanna make someone jealous!

But, she could be so sophisticated (complex) sometimes, but I do know what to do.

Even D-exp said a bit of my heart about her;

"......of knowing how wonderful you are, the beauty of your personality, your charming presence, sealed by your soft heart. It was a privilege i got close........."

She indeed has those qualities. I do so much appreciate them, but they are never the reasons why I fell in love with this woman here. Its UNCONDITIONAL and SOOO DEEP. I grew into loving her, and I'm still growing!

She also did confess my confession about love;

"For me
Its LOVE
When there's love
U have everything
Love is God
Love is life
Love is patient
Love is me n you
Love is us, regardless of race,height,colour,religion,sex, anyth"

But, my problem is that sometimes.....

I could be angry.
I could be sad.
I could be very lonely.
I could be so annoying.
I could be so bitter.

....WITHOUT a THOUGHT of her.

And on a very good and promising day.....

I could be so pleasing.
I could be so happy.
I could be so strong.
I could be so friendly.
I could be so loving.

....WITH JUST a THOUGHT of this beautiful, wonderful and should-I-say-yes-to-him-after-this-epistle woman.

If my EVERYDAY is gonna ALWAYS be promising with JUST a mere THOUGHT of her, then what is her PRESENCE gonna bring into my life?

With her PRESENCE, then....

I WILL be the happiest man.
I WILL be the most caring man.
I WILL be the strongest man.
I WILL be the most enthusiastic man.
I WILL be the most friendly man
I WILL be the most loving man.

A woman needs not to struggle when she is pleasing to her man.

#facing Dyt now#

Dyt, you are the only THIN LINE between 'OUR' COULD and WILL.

Life COULD be so meaningless to me WITHOUT a THOUGHT of you baby. I want it to be MORE meaningful with ur PRESENCE in my life.

Dyt, it hurts so much when no one can share my view of how much I LOVE YOU. It is so deep within. You can't fathom it, even words can't solidly express it.

I don't mind the opportunity-cost to having you, cos you have always right from the beginning.

#On his knee, and looking up into her eyes while he holds her hands#

Please Dyt, can we do this....can u give me the ONE chance to prove and reciprocate what your PRESENCE is gonna bring into my life?

Please, I want u to be the only sim in my phone!

Don't take that too serious, just wanna see u smile.

Oooh, your soothing, re-assuring and magical voice uttering; "Good night and sweet dreams darling.....I Love You" and "Good morning darling....do have a great day ahead......I Love You" is okay to take cater for my inactive and active moments till the end of time with you.

Dyt, pls be mine.

I promise to always be there for you and to always make you happy!

The question is are you gonna be happy with me till the end of time?

If you are not....hmmmmm, then say NO, cos I want you to be ALWAYS happy/fulfilled with me or without me!

Left for me Dyt, I prefer to have ur PRESENCE, so that I can retain the THOUGHT!




#which one do u still prefer, the Murano or MDX?"

In Banky W voice...#would you be my lover...yes no yes no yes........ejikelele, ehn ehn ehn.........#




I wanted changing the Dyts to Cathaliyas, but realised u aint a photocopy.....I'm working on u!

Who talk sey I dey write newspaper, abi na novel the guy call am sef?

Hope these two fellas are not high on something this night.......drop the lines na....abi una think sey we carry mats come here!

Eze and D-exp....make monday no meet us for here o.......and if Mukina no dey here 2nite to pick, them we are gonna declare ur slot, "winnerless"!

chukxy44: @Ayobase n Dyt nice sharing the moment with both of you, monday is almost here, bed time wouldn't want to be late on the first working day of the new month.

It is my pleasure brother.....I'm gonna be off from here before 12am!

Do have a great day ahead of you 2moro...sleep tight!

[quote author=E<R>F]Make that "Ishposh" abi na wetin be him name sharaaap........[/quote]

caseless: ayobase, see ur enemy here.

walahi....just dey run mouth anyhow!