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riskit33: i love your sense of humour

Thanks!

Ishsoph: Disappointed already
More like succumbing to pressure
You ain't what I thought you are after all

Who be this sef.....don't tell me u r hitting/interested in this WOMAN!

caseless: ayobase, congratulations. *dances to olamide's durosoke*

for cathaliya?

Dyt: Ayo
She jst said YES

cathaliya, o n gbo?

Eze, make you and D-exp do quick quick jare......I wan go sleep and I dey vex........


Where is Mukina, pls leave ur office and come here with immediate effect. U too dey work, come play with bonono small!










"....how will I be sharing my wife with a dead man......."

Cathaliya: you try my dear, there was abit of originality there in...
You can got to bed now, ok?
Tomorrow is another day.

hmmmm, so no show for me 2nite!

thanks still!

caseless: *falls frm flyover near ayobase house*

#in MFM prayer mode#

Any evil bird flying around to steal away my blessing....u r wicked...ur time is up......DIE, DIE, DIE!

Cathaliya: you sure say you type those words with Dyt foryour mind? Why you mention say make you stop make D-ex no get jealous?
You fall my hand small but yours and Chukxy is the best for now out of all others.


Welldone.

Dyt WAS on my mind, not again......i didnt qualify D-exp with "jealous", but people viewing.

Cathaliya: make she turn you down first....den we reason together

we do not need a prophet again....shall we?

Dyt: Who do I choose?
In as much as I liked both write ups, it softens me wen someone/people say who exactly I am
I hate to admit it
So on dis ground, I will say sorry guys
Non of u captured my hrt
Bt I owe u both lunch
*smiles*

I even thought she chose chuks when she called for hugs........habatically.....second time this dey happen to me....the first na my shollypawpaw!

Ishsoph: You both has failed. If u love Dyt as u claim u'd had put her dwindling eye sight to consideration and save her the long epistle even after she had pleadingly requested for that from u both. Dyt they're cassanovas. Read in-btwn the lines. Chukky tried though!

What sort of bed belle be this!

Ur own na to spoil market abi.

xynerise: Na you abi no be you? No fear we don forgive you

google copies me!

Dyt: Sighs and smiles
What can I say, u both really tried
Excellent

Ayo, I want VENZA *laughs*
Chuks come closer for a hug

Heaves!!!

VENZA ko ELEGANZA ni.....

Its been fun.....Kudos Eze, Lupey, D-Exp...........I can go sleep now.

Dyt....this one na carry over course o!

Chuks...take care of that lady, I can still kill for her, so watch out!

Cathaliya: haba, you are turning me on biologically...



















Na joke o

I still don't mind.....I love jokes!

xynerise: Erm......Ayobase shebi na you use google last edition? Abi na Acidosis?

No take me joke this night o!

U wan spoil market for me ni?

flolancracker: DyT can't read all these, can she? Thought she'd state that she's got night blindness ...no offence

Go read again.....two parts...one meant for her and the other for the viewers!

Cheiiii, this guy don killie me.....Ogini Kemedu?

Cathaliya: Ogbeni, which question?

Do I have a chance with u in case Dyt turns me down?.....don't take it as matter of substitute.

People, I started knowing Dyt from this thread, "https://www.nairaland.com/897685/share-sexiest-craziest-funniest-unforgettable"

From there I started compiling her attributes....

She is adventurous, open-minded, beautiful, priceless, funny, natural, loving, caring, sophisticated, wonderful......hmmmm, let me stop there, I don't wanna make someone jealous!

But, she could be so sophisticated (complex) sometimes, but I do know what to do.

Even D-exp said a bit of my heart about her;

"......of knowing how wonderful you are, the beauty of your personality, your charming presence, sealed by your soft heart. It was a privilege i got close........."

She indeed has those qualities. I do so much appreciate them, but they are never the reasons why I fell in love with this woman here. Its UNCONDITIONAL and SOOO DEEP. I grew into loving her, and I'm still growing!

She also did confess my confession about love;

"For me
Its LOVE
When there's love
U have everything
Love is God
Love is life
Love is patient
Love is me n you
Love is us, regardless of race,height,colour,religion,sex, anyth"

But, my problem is that sometimes.....

I could be angry.
I could be sad.
I could be very lonely.
I could be so annoying.
I could be so bitter.

....WITHOUT a THOUGHT of her.

And on a very good and promising day.....

I could be so pleasing.
I could be so happy.
I could be so strong.
I could be so friendly.
I could be so loving.

....WITH JUST a THOUGHT of this beautiful, wonderful and should-I-say-yes-to-him-after-this-epistle woman.

If my EVERYDAY is gonna ALWAYS be promising with JUST a mere THOUGHT of her, then what is her PRESENCE gonna bring into my life?

With her PRESENCE, then....

I WILL be the happiest man.
I WILL be the most caring man.
I WILL be the strongest man.
I WILL be the most enthusiastic man.
I WILL be the most friendly man
I WILL be the most loving man.

A woman needs not to struggle when she is pleasing to her man.

#facing Dyt now#

Dyt, you are the only THIN LINE between 'OUR' COULD and WILL.

Life COULD be so meaningless to me WITHOUT a THOUGHT of you baby. I want it to be MORE meaningful with ur PRESENCE in my life.

Dyt, it hurts so much when no one can share my view of how much I LOVE YOU. It is so deep within. You can't fathom it, even words can't solidly express it.

I don't mind the opportunity-cost to having you, cos you have always right from the beginning.

#On his knee, and looking up into her eyes while he holds her hands#

Please Dyt, can we do this....can u give me the ONE chance to prove and reciprocate what your PRESENCE is gonna bring into my life?

Please, I want u to be the only sim in my phone!

Don't take that too serious, just wanna see u smile......

Oooh, your soothing, re-assuring and magical voice uttering; "Good night and sweet dreams darling.....I Love You" and "Good morning darling....do have a great day ahead......I Love You" is okay to take cater for my inactive and active moments till the end of time with you.

Dyt, pls be mine.

I promise to always be there for you and to always make you happy!

The question is are you gonna be happy with me till the end of time?

If you are not....hmmmmm, then say NO, cos I want you to be ALWAYS happy/fulfilled with me or without me!

Left for me Dyt, I prefer to have ur PRESENCE, so that I can retain the THOUGHT!




#which one do u still prefer, the Murano or MDX?"

In Banky W voice...#would you be my lover...yes no yes no yes........ejikelele, ehn ehn ehn.........#

caseless: corrrect! na dere make sense pass. join me abeg

E be like sey u wan die young abi?

Dyt: Mk we go toilet

Draws her back to get her as.s wooed!

caseless: all of us go start dat english soo.

dyt , where u dey? come massage my back abeg, i don taya.

Massage wetin?
Abeg, carry ur bad luck go front jare!

Cathaliya: akuko...

You have not answered my question!

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson][size=18pt]Any line dropped by a suspended slot will be insouciantly disregarded![/size][/color]

Mr. Man dey use english words wey somebody go quick understand na!

Are u trying to intimidate D-exp?

chukxy44: .......tots of u have been my companion all day.

Damn!
He just stole my line!

Dyt: I don die already

See love flying


CHUKS and AYO
U guys better make it a tough one for me cos I got a huge surprise for d winner

Ur happiness is my concern baby!

Dyt: No lines still?
Abeg time dey go na
Me I wan slp
Oga ooo

U better go put on ur glasses and move outside under the halogen light cos u r gonna read epistle tonight.....I advice u to take along something potable and chewable!

Cathaliya: abeg, who dey follow me see this american wonders...since yday, the 2 people wey I see for viewing section (Ayobase and D'Genius), na dem still dey viewing section till now?

Ki lo sele?

The server does mess with our brains....the server dey suffer from the disease "over-retentive memory"

Cathaliya: no be to make mouth now, come fvckup for evening o...

Ejoo, am counting on you guys to make my day. I go dey cheer una from VIP section.

I meant, "like others that chickened out of the challenge"

Not talking about the"drops"

Hope u are gonna take me in in case she rejects me?

smemud: ....Just a few days ago, mypastor publicly announced on the pulpit that the church spends millions of naira every year to maintain government roads. And the worst part of it, according to him, is that you have toapply to government for permission to help it in doing its job.
........

And some talkatives without facts basis will come to spew rubbish about the church.

Like if the Church is not playing vital roles in our society today.