₦airaland Forum

solidbroda: so these are the things these MFM pastors read and you will actually think they are true men of God. the gullible will start saying irrelevant testimonies...

What is ur point Mr. Rapper...ur sentence is not complete...its either ur brain missed something or something missed in ur brain.

Clarify pls.

speedyboi: are you for real

Ask them ladies and "female" gays!

LOL!

xynerise: A lot of people will tell me to mind my business, but my business is the unprofessional conducts of these security men to bank customers.

Is it that these security men are not motivated properly or its out of greed?

This is against the ethical conduct of a bank. A lot of people have been complaining about this issue so I had to make it open to the house.

Whats your take?

They don't need to beg before u know that they want it....the facial expression tells it all.

They all wanna be tipped.
What about Police, even soldier.....na all of them!

And is it a big deal if one gives them, so far its not a bribe, but in appreciation of their job.

Even the managers sef dey collect tips, so what are we not talking about?

It could be a bad conduct, but I don't see it as anything so far its not mandated!

Stegomiah: Comment with the number that best illustares your sleeping style/position.

I always do remember sleeping with either method 1 or 2, but end up waking to see myself in any of positions 3 to10......na my fault?

Merkki: Say 25%. I save for my kids and parents and to also acquire some things i can't afford presently.

for ur parents also?
that salary make sense be that o!
abeg u fit dey save for me also?

make i send my details biko.

KUDOS!

KAI!

This is not suppose to be under health, but crime!

A very nauseating GORY sight I must say!

traffickz: Must your Boyfriend/Girlfriend marry you?
......

I guess u are talking like this cos you are not a lady!

Some men are so BARBARIC. They will promise to marry her, thereby having the licence to f.uck and use the poor lady anyhow, but later disposing her for another fresh young blood. Whereas the lady in question must have shunned off many promising suitors!

Kudos, my lady...na just one year jail term. The guy will forever live his life with heavy and defacing scar!

A lesson for guys out there....always define your relationship with these girls....if na on F.ucking levelz, let her know. Don't bargain for what you can't offer!

These APC fools are really trying hard to be noticed, but been campaigning their failure right from the onset!

And some will soon come here to blame the pastors, and not the government over this matter!

The way people shift Government's blame on the Christendom is sign of shallow mindedness as a result of bigotry!

Some of failed to know that Government hijacked some core responsibilities from the Missionaries!

That's off the topic, just by the way to clarify.

So, not that they died cos they can't afford, but cos there is none to even buy.

We can easily say Government is responsible for their death since they care less about agriculture, but Crude oil.

I have been hearing of some measures they are deliberating and initiating to encourage farming!

Na today?

Ur former gelfrnd is gonna tell her new bf that she left u cos u raped or forced her into sex!

Everyman according to girls are rapists!

I have been given different version at different times, and I no dey ask them wetin happen o!

We shouldn't blame them, they are only trying to avoild being used as a slo.t by the new guy!

Joystick Law?
Joystick?
Seun's version of Joystick?


Pls, sorry for derailing...can't help it.

Back to the news, that's what they can offer. Market is all about bargaining. No be by force!

They can even price Ronaldo N5 million for 10years!

No problem, so far its for the benfit of Nigerian students.

But, it will be Geo-politically even if this is done to some other universities also.

Atleast, no be personal contribution, but Government's!

Let's make it even Sanusi...we have N50 Billion more to go!

lynpetra: Yes I think agree with you,esp the unhygenic part...BUT there are two things involve if you find yourself in such situation,either you stay or walk away in disgust.As for me,my waist will nor allow me esp when money dey fly East West,North and South, to walk away,FOR WHERE!!!Na that time I go even "gomole"and "gbesoke"while I clear my money...As long as my TV still advertise how dettol gives me 100% protection from "unseen" germs.(cos germs or no germs I prefer to be bathed with money during my trad)Biko kwa

LOL!

You must be a typical yoruba lady....OWAMBE all the way!

Dirty notes will not be a good idea for that purpose as depicted.

But, new notes would do.

Its a sign of showing off in which I also compromisingly delight in.

And it also gingers the performers to doing more.

Who no want make dem spray am money!

Never knew the Arabs are fans of this wrong, but not a sin tradition.

I thought na only the Nigerians, especially we the OWAMBES!

Okuda: Bro, I love you for this. No other person could have said it any better. Gba be!

Thanks!
Its just the way it is.

[quote author=nadia_SA]Does watery sperm mke bby or it needs to b really thick?[/quote]The watery one to be sipped, while the thick one is to give babies!

dont8: NO, you had no plot in that page.

I have o...I can still remember wella!

eddiebruk: Get a serious Gf

What's the difference between the ladies at the brothel and the one we have around here (gfs)....they are all the same jare.

The best the OP can do is to work on himself....determination and prayer....me sef dey struggle with mine here!

Caracta: @ayobase, my father would have told me if he was a Nairalander. He trusts me that much


Abi na you?

you are in trouble daughter!

ogugua88: Head ko, spinal cord ni. Ask Sexkillz if he has time to worry about such.

okay na.....i pray it works as u hoped for!

What remains of a man without his ego?
it will surely manifest.....we have the dominating spirit!

speedyboi: And food! and Clothes! And Shelter. You have plenty gods then bro

they are not my gods since i am not crazy about them......ur post is ambiguous though!

sholypopz: lol, explore and woo other girls jor. How are u doing though?


Lemme catch you!

im good....the one with the double L is banned aight?

lupey: Immediately we have complete 10 slots,the thread for the challenge would be opened.

lets keep the hope alive then!

nne3870: How comes the boko moslem guys in nigeria only target churches for destruction during any crisis? Is the quran in egypt different from the ones obtainable in nigeria?

Good moslems are scarce in nigeria!

Only the yoruba Muslims are good in Nigeria. The others' heads have been turned upside down via false doctrinee. And how would they decipher the truth since they are not educated at all. Its good to be educated my brother. Even the stupid educated ones still fall for the crap!

The yoruba Muslims believes not in the 77 virgins, abi na 144 virgins.

So what happened to a woman that died? She will have 77 men to pounce on her right. STUPID!

I wonder why some stupid set of people will think that heaven is a bleeping arena.

They prefer to die to go mess in heaven while they leave their uncatered for and uneducated families here at the detriment of the society, and later causing havoc.

As far as I'm concerned, these set of deccelerating people need to be done away with if Nigeria wanna move to the next phase.

OP, though it might have been stated within the pages of the thread. I will still like you to quote me to give the details and objectives of the association.

Thanks.

And a piece if advice, that name needs to be changed................its not appealing.

Both are correct.

That fan aint a "fan" at all!

I guess he is seeking for cheap media fame.

The same here also...mine was about 3 days ago.

[quote author=Omo_barca] Who's gonna woo shollypopz?[/quote]I called on her, but she wouldn't answer....my only pawpaw!

ItsModella: Is this a joke?

No be joke my sister....some videos have been going about to this effect.

This matter indeed called for attention walahi.

If indeed these people died TRULY or SAW the vision in order to bring these pieces of information with a common message, then I wanna believe that ear rings and other are better done away with.

Do the calculation yourself.....1000 years is like 1 day before God. And who go fit spend reach 150 yrs now. So its like God asking one to do away with somethings for just 4 hrs.

This stands true IFF they indeed had an encounter.

The Bible even made it clear that God cursed these things when the Isrealites made a graven image from them. And there is another part God used these same things to describe beauty. I guess he was only relating with them based on their level of knowledge about beauty.


The point is we can go ahead to debating this course without making headway, but what I want us to pray for is divine PERSONAL encounter. And how does one know if it is good or not when one can't hear from Him.

God has been using different media to talk to us, but we tend to take them for granted. God told that rich man that there is no point sending him back to the earth if we wouldn't listen to his prophets. But now, God is sending people with encounter to warn us just as the rich man pleaded for the other day.

Remember, I'm replying solely on IFF they are not lying about the visions or encounters with the Master.

Thank God I no be woman sha...we men no get wahala at all...no complications....any man wey dey wear ear rings is even tagged!

I even heard one saying, na women plenty pass for hell, while na men plenty pass for heaven.

One even said that only about 20 people are fit to make heaven in the whole of Ibadan. Eleyi gidi gan sha.

To make heaven no be moi moi o.

It reminds me of one conference by RCCG, where it was divinely made known that only 3 people would make heaven among the Pastors, workers and people that came for the programme despite how many people surrendered their lives to Christ during the course of the programme.....Lobatan!

Sometimes, I just wanna throw cautions to the wind and live my life to its fullest, but "what does it profit a man to gain the whole world and loses his soul" does come to mind......"Work out your faith with fear and trembling"

Some of us are just common Church goers, no expectation when going to Church. Some of us can't even define our relationship with God.

Things don change since the days of John the Baptist fa....na by Violence to make heaven now o. One has to be rugged!

I pray God helps us all to stop questioning Him, and analysing His warnings for our comfort.

On the matter on ground, two (2) things are involved;

1. If u died without ear rings, and God said ear rings is allowed in heaven. Atleast, you will be happy u made heaven. That is 100-0 risk.

2. If u died with ear rings, and God said ear rings is not allowed in heaven. Na hell be that. That's 50-50 risk.

We rather not gamble with eternal life, we need to be sure!

Biko, no be only ear rings go determine whether one go make heaven.

I thought God is only concerned with the inside, and not the outside.

Whatever thing u can't do away with is a god.....mine na music...yeah right!

God helps us all.

Who am I to condemn anyone.....mine has always been, "be moderate in everything you do"

He was indeed a prophet to be reckoned with...he lived a fulfilled life. And very humble man!

He came, he saw, and he won.

Continue Resting In Peace Sir!