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The way people are heartlessly burning people these days is alarming and calls for attention!

Resolving to setting ablaze a fellow human being!

He didn't care if his house would even burnt down by that mere act!

idnoble135: MTN service delivery and customer satisfaction is just too poor. I bought #400 recharge card. In the process of trying to scratch off the silver panel, i mistakenly scratched off some digits.
I called the customer care agents a couple of times. After speaking to about five agents, i was finally told that they could do nothing about it. That they can not load the card for me over there, on their system even though i provided them with the serial number and all other requirements. They told me the card is now a waste. Imagine? This is not fair!

They don help u load am for there !

elektra80: In case u don't know, some automatics are faster than manuals. Technology has improved and those computers now know the perfect time to shift. If u have seen a car with DSG gearbox u will know what I'm talking about. Even manufacturers of supercars like ferrari and Lamborghini are ditching manual gear box for autos. Do ur research.

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2085221

Are you into car racing or drifting?

This is not all about research, but experience.

Maxymilliano: Absolute crap! Total salary of House of Reps and Senators is far higher than N9, 529,038.06 and N12,766,320.00 respectively.

The breakdown of what the leeches that constituted themselves as honourables in the Senate earns;

Basic Salary (BS) = N2,484,245.50

Hardship Allowance: 50% of Basic Salary = N1,242,122.75

Constituency allowance: 200% of BS = N4,968,509.00

Furniture Allowance: 300% of BS = N7,452,736.50

Newspaper allowance: 50% = N1,242,122.70

Wardrobe allowance: 25% = N621,061.37

Recess Allowance: 10% = N248,424.55

Accommodation: 200% = N4,968,509.00

Utilities: 30% = N828,081.83

Domestic Staff: 35% = N863,184.12

Entertainment: 30% = N828,081.83

Personal Assistance: 25% = N621,061.37

Vehicle Maintenance Allowance: 75% = N1,863,184.12

Leave Allowance : 10% = N248,424.55

One off payments (Severance gratuity): 300% = N7,452,736.50

Motor Vehicle Allowance: 400% of BS = N9,936,982.00

Total per month = N29, 479, 749.00

http://.mobi/output.php%3Fid%3D8080

http://pmnewsnigeria.com/2013/04/13/obamas-400000-and-the-jumbo-pay-for-nigerias-legislators/

Hardship allowance kwanu.

Ko de ni ye won leyo kankan....won ma se ofo gbeyingbeyin ni!

And per month for that matter.

And how many months of hardship have we gone through, abi every month na months of hardship?

No wonder some are battling with exterminating problems!

Hmmmm, hardship allowance!


Hmmm, so they can't pay for some of those stuffs from their basic salaries.

Ko ni da fun gbogbo won o walahi!

Building robots to take over from these idiats is better fa!

Robots need only maintenanceb

homesteady: After all, its not only Nigeria police that are crude and nasty!

Yes, its unlwaful, but can't be helped when it involves losing of lives.

Nigeria policeman will beat the hell into (not out) one for NO reason!

I have forgotten that movie where Samuel Jackson was summoned to interrogate an adamant terrorist!

Its alwats unofficial!

My days in molue were very terrible walahi!

I did catch fun also.

slimyem: You wan talk say na me mess abi?

Who could it be again with this from you?

slimyem: An almost instantly dissipating smell in an airy
environment. An air you cant brook...it usually
takes a moment to recognize the
devastatingly unpleasant wind...

They come from gas in mixture of foods
especially sulphur-rich foods like egg,
meat,milk cabbage,and apples.foods like egg
and meat are really bad for making stinky fart.

The sound is usually caused by vibrations of
the a-nal opening and also depends on the
tightness of the muscles of your anus.
Okay...i know it can be
embarrassing,smelly,and a definite no-no
when you are having a sha-g but lets face it..it
can be hysterically funny and very
entertaining.

Immediately after the act, when a feeling of
paranoia washes over you,there are
strategies to employ-acting oblivious and
innocent,coughing obviously or suddenly
moving your chair so that people around you
would think they misheard the fart
na lie u dey lie if you talk say you never do any of these before
or betterstill proclaim the fart as your own grand
accomplishment and issue a challenge to
others to outdo that one if they think they
can..

You can blast them out loudly and boast of
them proudly.

One truth-Everyone alive farts.Some even fart
shortly after death.kings,presidents,opera
singers, beauty queens,priests and nuns fart.
Its a big mistake to say that farting is not
ladylike and its not weird to enjoy fart.its
healthy.its also universal for people to enjoy
their own fart..

So keep farting-A fart is such a useful thing.It
brings on lots of ease.it warms the bed on
cold nights and suffocates the mosquitoes

Youngzedd: Facebook office make sense die.

The sight of that 'facebook' crested Turn Table indicates that there is no dulling moment with that guy!

Blasting tinz..indeed a social network!

Sincerely, using of real names on forums and social platforms will put people and many things in check!

People will stop spewing rubbish anyhow!

Its a shame though!
Don't know if to say RIP to the 14yrs old girl!

owolabifunke14: Lagbaja one of the mumus always covering his face to sing and sell to his follow mumus in this mumudom.

What are we saying and what are you talking!

Automatic,not good for racing after all!

Unbiased true talk Coming from Omo baba Mukomuko.

"...kila wa se, se bi ejo awa faye gbo.......e ba fi yen le...e je a jaye ori nibi........"

The death of Fela dey pain sha.
The trio of Fela representing the father, Femi the son, and Lagbaja the Holy Spirit would have meant a lot to Nigeria Democrazy!


FRONT PAGE MATERIAL MODs!

"O o kuku pa iro"
"You no lie at all"

All na packaging!

bleach alhaji: This guy too slow to die why not use otapiapia like one naija politician then 1987

Or rather be a stinking walking corpse!

Chikeziehosan: E no go better 4 una o...everyday 1 dumb stupid idiot must update dis nonsense n it always makes front page..i tink d mods either had a lobotomy or deir brain az decayed beyond...of what benefit is dis crap...2day dbanj did dis..2mao his sis kissed her hubby..nextweek d babalawo 4rm offa wil bless dem...wen wil u dumb losers get married...its a wa o..

Easy tiger!

Everybody has his/her season.

Do you still remember Tonto?

teeo: That's why it's good to buy original boxers, one wouldn't know when they could come in handy. Try this with Naija boxers, na super story things be that.

Nice wife

Intel just getting to me that it wasn't the boxer per se, but the weightlessness of the man.

That boxer wouldn't save Yerima!

...

Promhize: G u no well o
Seun, people have no zeal to create topics anymore.
I remember 2007/2008/2009 when making frontpage was something - like a journalist making Cover of a popular newspaper.
Nairaland is now full of small kids like the one I'm qouting.
With moderators banning pple as they like, hidding post anyhow, I'm tempted to say nairaland has lost it glory.

Park well jare!
People like you dominating NL would make NL sooooooo yawningly boring!

"D'banj's father as his daughter's wedding"

What a caption for attention!

"Baba D'banji ni igbeyawo omo obirin re".

So the daughter no get name abi!

chaircover: . . efe you want iyawo "big man" to be boiling water for tea in the kitchen and carrying her own bag when she goes to the market.

Many are so lazy they cant do anything themselves despite the fact that they are rich enough to buy all the convineneces that make their life easier for them. They have fridges/freezers/vaccum cleaners/generators/washing machines etc but still cant keep a tidy & well run home by themselves.

I dont know what is so difficult in anyone being able to clear up after their own mess apart from the fact that they are dirty people and they let the mess pile up and that is why it gets to much for them to deal with and they need househelps to do all the work for them.

What is so difficult in washing your clothes every evening when you take your shower if you dont have a washing machine? It doesnt take 5 minutes to do! and how hard is it to give your shower/bath a quick spray with bathroom cleaner, a wipe down and a spray of water after a shower or bath . . . .??
Wicked & lazy people

They are even so lazy to satisfying their men on bed, so they resolved to making use of the housemaids as complement!

They are just like the statues in the houses, while the housemaids are the real wives!

OP: ......oyota Hiace bus was totaled from the crash. Survivors said a rear tyre suddenly exploded while on high speed and somersaulted about nine times before eventually careering into the bus......

HMmm, still blowing "totaled" and "careering" grammars with this ugly situation.

Na on top wetin u dey form grammarian now? Deadie bodies?

RIP to the deads!
Its unfortunate!

Until I started phone-browsing, it was 48.2 Million people!

setting ablaze of people lately is now becoming unbecoming o!

Realone92: Am not a learner ...a beginner

i am gonna need to relate with your age.....how old are you now?

how are you ijebabe? quite sometimes!

Idowuogbo: He no qualify na! Na iweka road d guy base.

no wonder!