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FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by ayyoshert: 3:27pm On Jun 24, 2015
Kimoni:
I nearly fainted. I thought you wrote 500 eggs shocked shocked smiley
hahahahahahahahahahaha.
one will poopoo till eternity!
500kg egg is around 6 to 7 for the size i used.
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by ayyoshert: 12:42pm On Jun 24, 2015
datalossvictim1:
The cake looks delicious. Recipe please kiss
500g flour
500g margarine
500g baking sugar N.B not regular sugar, if regular sugar 300g is ok
500g eggs
baking powder
i used vanilla powder flavour and orange flavour liquid.
the work was in whisking the egg white to foam level, i separated the yoke and egg white.
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by ayyoshert: 7:25pm On Jun 23, 2015
Joavid:
Did you consume all that meat pie?

Are you married?
most were shared with colleagues at work, not married.
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by ayyoshert: 4:30pm On Jun 23, 2015
weekend of baking,
Meat pie as usual and cake.

FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by ayyoshert: 10:22pm On Jun 14, 2015
Lotta mix up!!!
Left ova beans
Rice
Vegetables
Croaker/Cod stew.
Whata irie Sunday!!!!

FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by ayyoshert: 12:03pm On May 27, 2015
Ewuro4:
Yum 0 ! .. Garden egg sauce ? Recipie pls.
normal normal- garden egg, smoked fish, pepper, plenty onions[ i love onions].
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by ayyoshert: 11:57am On May 27, 2015
all4naija:
What do you conceal inside that taco-looking food?
corn beef, carrot, Irish potato and green beans.
na pie be this one, taco too get plenty plenty inside.
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by ayyoshert: 11:48am On May 27, 2015
cococandy:
taco-looking indeed grin

it is a pie.

Has meat and vegetables in it. Like this.
I made these ones a while ago. I think I posted the pictures too.

Ayyoshert, don't mention cheesy you're welcome.
hahahaha, nice one Coco.
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by ayyoshert: 2:43pm On May 26, 2015
back a yard!!!! welcome to Ellyville kitchens and pastries.
Fufu with Efo riro[ love making it]
yam with garden egg sauce[isu ati igba]
Meat pie.
missed doing all these, but am back.

Jobs/VacanciesRe: A Genius Answer To A Moral/Ethical Dilemma Asked In A Job Interview by ayyoshert: 1:41pm On May 04, 2015
what happens if the old friend cannot drive a car?
CelebritiesRe: Aww! Omawumi Cries At Her Baby Shower(photos) by ayyoshert: 1:07pm On Apr 13, 2015
Baby shower does not have a base in African culture, we do not have to imbibe all the traditions of the west, some are good, while some not suitable with african norms, announcing the sex, getting gifts and doing parties for an unborn child? in America? yes no problem with that, it's a big thing there, but in Nigeria and to narrow it down to Ekiti, my state of originhuh? oh gosh! that would be an invitation to those 'night flying mamas' to come and change the identity and destiny of the unborn child right inside the womb.
FamilyRe: Husband Catches Pregnant Wife Having Sex With Another Man by ayyoshert: 12:09am On Apr 08, 2015
Omagzee:
thats really nice...at least u understand our traditions and the repercussions of cheating, and how alekwu works. Some people here are just spewing trash and i'm really hurt. I blame ignorance.

U must be an Igala guy right?
am Yoruba.
FamilyRe: Husband Catches Pregnant Wife Having Sex With Another Man by ayyoshert: 6:41pm On Apr 07, 2015
Omagzee:
U are right. I'm really astonished. U do have a great understanding of this 'Alekwu' deity.

Alekwu is very commom among the Otukpa, Orokam, Owukpa and Ichama people. That of Otukpa, being the most dreaded of all in Idoma land.

Infact, as a married lady from Idoma land, u are subjected to Alekwu directly or indirectly, depending on the place, lets say: ur Idoma husband is from.

If an Idoma lady marries an outsider, ehennnnn, she wont be bounded by the Alekwu spell anymore

But if an Idoma man marries a woman from the moon!! Chai!!!!!!!! Alekwu is fully involved!!!!

Other tribes from Benue maybe promiscous oo. But not the Idoma people.

Maybe u want ur husband or ur father or maybe ur first son to die from mysterious and sudden sickness, then go ahead and cheat on ur husband, or sleep around with a guy and make food for ur father to eat

the only thing that appeases Alekwu is death
ohi! my very close colleague is from Orokam and i have other multiple friends who are Idoma, you guys are nice people and i consider your tradition, language and ways of life very similar to mine, i blend easily with you guys. Me sef i fear Alekwu.
FamilyRe: Husband Catches Pregnant Wife Having Sex With Another Man by ayyoshert: 12:47pm On Apr 07, 2015
Omagzee:
the thunder wey go fire u and Duchess lady still de do 'killing practice'

How can u spill such trash? If u knw about 'Benue tradition' too well, then i believe u knw about 'alekwu'.
Well if u dont, then u're a pu.nk as.s clown for this silly comment u made.
hmmm the mighty 'alekwu' the twin brother of 'magun' of the Yorubas, only that it is more devastating and cruel when it fights, i got the knowledge of alekwu from my Idoma colleagues, man i learnt that the deity fights like willdfire when its sacredness is desecrated. Also i later understood that otukpo and Yala people are not bounded by it, and that if an Idoma woman marries an outsider, she might not be subjected under the spells of alekwu, Are these true?
PoliticsRe: Who Do You Want As Head Of The Economic And Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC)? by ayyoshert: 1:35am On Apr 03, 2015
Seun:
The normal police should be reformed and the EFCC placed under them. There is nothing special about financial crimes. It's a police thing.
I disagree with you sir! first you should know the reason why the EFCC was created by the EFCC establishment act, 2002. EFCC was not just created, it was a child of necessity, it is a requirement of the Financial Action Task Force(FATF). An international organisation, which has a strong membership all over the world which mandates every country to have a body seperate that collects Financial Intelligence and fights Financial and other organised crimes. As a matter of a not too long history, prior to the Obasanjo civilian regime, Nigeria's reputation was so bad outside the country, especially when it comes to corruption, money laundering and advance fee fraud, Nigeria's name was sinking fast into the mud, as a matter of urgency and to avoid perpetual blacklististing, Obasanjo in conjuction with the then lawmakers had to set up the EFCC which also has under it the NFIU(Nigeria Financial Intelligence Unit) in accordance with international best practices as speculated by FATF. In America financial crimes are not handled by the conventional police, the FBI does that, In UK you have SOCA-Serious Organised Crime Agency, almost all over Africa,( East and west Africa especially) they have their own EFCC like bodies fighting Corruption, Money laundering etc, Australia has its Agency too and they work closely with EFCC. If you really understand the modus operandi of criminals perpetrating financial crimes and its likes, then you'll appreciate that conventional law enforcement cannot combat their vices, rather a more scientific and advanced techniques and also highly trained operatives who engage rather in psychological criminal investigative techniques and not physical are needed. EFCC has got all these, if they are allowed to function better hopefully in this next dispensation, then trust me, people will regain their trust in them.
PoliticsRe: Who Do You Want As Head Of The Economic And Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC)? by ayyoshert: 7:12pm On Apr 02, 2015
Constitutionally, the chairman of EFCC must be of the rank of not lower than ACP or it's equivalent in any other law enforcement agency.
Note: a civilian cannot be the chairman.
AgricultureRe: A Leopard-Like Creature Killed In A Public School In Lagos (Photos) by ayyoshert: 3:18pm On Mar 27, 2015
supereagle:
YORUBA PEOPLE CALL IT" IJAKUMO" Igbo call it Nkita Oha (Bush DoG)
A jackal or Civet in English
That animal is called 'Ogbo' in Yoruba.
AgricultureRe: A Leopard-Like Creature Killed In A Public School In Lagos (Photos) by ayyoshert: 3:20pm On Mar 26, 2015
This is a Genet, a civet cat has a wider jaw and and much bigger in size.
CultureRe: Pre-independence Yoruba Women by ayyoshert: 4:12pm On Mar 24, 2015
Ilekeh:
Many ppre independent naked pix I saw on that site were of southeast origin.

Go to the site and verify.
To be very honest, you should not have made mention of any other tribe here. Yoruba history, culture and traditions have so much in store to talk about without making mention of other people, let us strive to avoid little problems.
Your thread is beautiful and very enlightening, you must have researched hard to extract all these pictures.
clothing has always been a part of the Yoruba culture, the white man did not introduce that to us, ever from time the Yorubas have always had the 'Sanyan', 'Bante' 'Kembe', 'Nangudu', 'Aran', 'Alaari' and 'Etu' and these are the basis for the present day Aso Oke we have now.
CrimeRe: Jamaica In Abuja Were All Sort Of Hard Drugs Are Sold(photos) by ayyoshert: 12:36am On Mar 18, 2015
they got a natural brook water environment but messed up and littered by the odour and sight of faeces
a clandestine positioned shot of where guys have their bath made possible by a powerful zooming lens.
OP i just want to try buttress your points, you really did a nice job, adventurous guys like you ain't much.

CrimeRe: Jamaica In Abuja Were All Sort Of Hard Drugs Are Sold(photos) by ayyoshert: 12:23am On Mar 18, 2015
Actually the place is a real dangerous joint, it has potential of breeding hoodlums. I have been there in one of my freelance photography tour.

CultureRe: Some Animal And Birds Names In Yoruba. by ayyoshert: 8:47pm On Mar 07, 2015
Porcuipine- Oore
Wild Pig/Boar-Turuku not Imado
Wart Hog( Wild Pig family with a tusk)- Imado
Hornbill- Agbigbo, Ogbigbo( Ekiti dialect)
FamilyRe: How Can I Revive My Fallen Bosoms After Nursing Two Children? by ayyoshert: 7:57pm On Mar 02, 2015
henribj:
but seriously i am surprised at nairalanders, days were when people could come to NL and post issues bothering them and they would be sure to see at least 80-90% positive advice from fellow NLanders, but these days all i see is people criticizing each other, fighting eAch other, laughing at issues which honestly bother the Op.
The Op here has posted about something which truly worries her, if you have a good advice to give her pls do, if you don't then don't bother commenting, and if the story amuses you and you feel like laughing out loud, then do it but don't type it on her post. These are issues which if na USA now, Op for fit don go commit suicide. We africans need to help and support one another instead of seeing another persons issue as a source of amusement to ourselves.
Op unfortunately i do not have an advice to give to you seeing as i am a man, but would it be so bad if you sat your husband down and talked about this?
Thank you my bro, it is just too annoying the level of childishness and insensitivity expressed on this platform, i really love to lend my ideas to topics once in a while, but when i see what people do here, i feel so bad and i withdraw back, it all boils down to the poor administration of the site, comments should be scrutinised before been posted so as to seperate the useful ones from the non constructive, but who knows why they allow the trend to go on unchecked. To the topic, i read somewhere one time that the use of Avocado is good for the firmness of the bosom, you can just mash it into like a puree and use it as a massage,also herbs like thyme and jojoba oil are said to be useful too. Exercising is also important, the likes of chin up and press up can help tighten the muscles of those areas. All the best.
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Captured Boko Haram Members by ayyoshert: 11:01pm On Feb 27, 2015
The face depicts a hopeless being, having nothing to lose, ready to kill and be killed.
lalasticlala:
A prisoner suspected of being a member of insurgent group Boko Haram sits in the field base of Chadian soldiers in Gambaru, Nigeria, February 26, 2015.
PoliticsRe: Bayelsa Women Burnt To Death At Ahoada [Graphic Photos] by ayyoshert: 4:23pm On Feb 16, 2015
I really know why it will be very looooooooooooong for Nigeria to prosper, if we do not address the issue of objectivity in our thinking.
Nigerians rarely used their brains. People think, please think objectively just for a minute, don't allow that shallow myopic sentiments cloud your reasoning. Then ask yourself, is Nigeria where it is supposed to be? are the things happening in Nigeria normal? are there any real development in Nigeria? All we need is change and the change starts from who we are, the thoughts and action that emanate from us.
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by ayyoshert: 1:16am On Feb 10, 2015
I came into the states a few months back for a short professional certification, my people who i am living with felt they should give me a treat today, i said yeah, lets go there. I was taken to a 10dollar buffet chinese place. Wow! i came, i saw and i conquered, not until i pass my boundary and i decided to go for octopus and oyster, i almost threw all the other nice food i already ate up. I regretted that i had to waste it. Food not taken in my kitchen though, but i love to share pics with my friends.

FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by ayyoshert: 8:48am On Dec 02, 2014
eldav:
Bro pls write out the recipe of the sauce and method of preparation. I love your food already.
it is simple.
get your Fresh tomatoes, fresh pepper, onions( I like lot of onions in my food), spices.
boil your goat meat and stock fish with onions, spices(Maggi) and thyme if you have, add salt. keep it aside.
I don't blend ingredients when making my sauce, i rather slice everything- the tomatoes, pepper and onions.
since it is sauce, i do not fry much, just steaming.
put some Veg. oil in the pot(No cholesterol- i use power oil), heat a little, i don't want to fry, pour the sliced ingredients, let it boil, add salt and your spice after like 8 mins, be careful of the quantity of water, spice and salt you will add, because your meat and the broth already have all, make it boil for 1min, add the meat and pour the broth into the cooking sauce, now allow to cook well, say 10 mins with a medium heat. If you check, by now the whole thing should come thick, and then it's good to go on rice, spaghetti or noodles. This is exactly how i do it and it works, Cooking hand is important too, different hand for different taste of food.

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