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TV/MoviesRe: Only Seen In American Movies by b0dnel: 9:43pm On Jan 20, 2013
tpia@:
every single post on the thread has "die" and "kill" in it.


end times.
u funny die
TV/MoviesRe: Only Seen In American Movies by b0dnel: 7:07pm On Jan 20, 2013
hahahahha. Good one. see additions to the topic below...

Beautiful women are always killed in sexy relieving clothing or naked in the shower
Anybody can dive through glass no matter how thick or how close they are to the glass, they also mange to break the whole pane without taking any damage from glass shards
Nobody ever puts money in the meter upon parking
The bad guys are always equipped with special bullets that can only hit railings.
Dogs and children know immediately that someone is the bad guy.

keep them coming guys
PoliticsRe: The Ibori Sentencing: Live Updates by b0dnel: 3:03pm On Apr 17, 2012
faithin9ja: The Judge says that sentencing Ibori will not be the end of the matter as his property will be confiscated, and there will be serious consequences if that process runs into problems.
is that not part of the conviction? The judge should stop these rhetorics and convict the petty thief joor.....whay all these wasting of time and speaking big big grammar like Okotie?
PoliticsRe: The Ibori Sentencing: Live Updates by b0dnel: 2:30pm On Apr 17, 2012
kokoA: Ibori hosted the 2010 world cup in south africa and was about hostin the olympics in london before he was arrested. grin I think John Fasheun forgot to mention that. Ode!
scopusng: Ibori is first person to name ikeja as capital of lagos State
you people should stop these nonesense abeg.....what kinda silly jokes be all theses?
PoliticsRe: The Ibori Sentencing: Live Updates by b0dnel: 1:19pm On Apr 17, 2012
Fash live in the UK court...

PoliticsRe: John Fashanu Appears As Character Witness In Ibori's Sentencing by b0dnel: 1:18pm On Apr 17, 2012
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PoliticsRe: The Ibori Sentencing: Live Updates by b0dnel: 1:11pm On Apr 17, 2012
desthan: what tv station can i watch the live trial. . .
CNN......mumude like u
PoliticsRe: Gov Fashola May Ban Wearing Of Hijab In Public Schools. Angry Muslims Crys Out by b0dnel: 3:32pm On Apr 13, 2012
nedra: Its a pity dat d whole world is lackin peace becos of this thing called islam. Dis forceful religion has claimed d lives of many and even till dis day. D govt has evry rite to set d standard of dress code for public institutions. But an average muslim who is naturally violent by way of their quaran will wish for war even on dis.
hehehehe....trye talk
Foreign AffairsRe: T. B. Joshua's Prediction?: Malawi President's Unconscious After Heart Attack by b0dnel: 9:38am On Apr 06, 2012
Malawi President Bingu wa Mutharika has died after a heart attack, medical and government sources said on Friday. hhehehehe.....prophesy don come to pass o
PoliticsRe: See Transcorp Hilton Food Invoice For Ms. Arunmah Oteh by b0dnel: 3:35pm On Mar 21, 2012
People are stupid- Its obviously for 4 people. Cant you see there 4 salmon, creme bulee etc. Plus the hotel is expensive so what are you people saying?? Thats even small compared to what others are doing for ridiculous things such as putting a charge for "opening facebook account". At least this one you can trace it. I actually don't think this is a problem at all cos she CLEARLY had guests.
CelebritiesRe: Tchidi Chikere & Sophia Divorced, by b0dnel: 2:38pm On Mar 20, 2012
"I don't care if my husband is linked with any actress, it doesn't bother me at all. Nobody is perfect. If you're looking for perfection, I am sorry, you have a long way to go. So, in that sense, you learn how to forgive and move on. There will always be challenges in marriage, but when you hand them over to God, be patient, forgive one another and settle issues without involving a 3rd party, it goes a long way." - Sophia Chikere to Anyakwo Nonyem of City People Mag
-Tuesday, May 17, 2011


shaking my head for you sha...
PoliticsRe: Ibori Won't Serve Prison Term In Nigeria. by b0dnel: 8:26pm On Feb 29, 2012
and the UK govt will stupidly use her tax payers money to feed and keep IBORI for the 5-10yrs he will serve shey?
CelebritiesRe: Whitney Houston’s Funeral Service To Be Streamed Live At 5pm On CNN by b0dnel: 7:42pm On Feb 18, 2012
paleo:
Alicia Keys Now On Key,
gbam!!!
PoliticsConfusion In Kogi Over Supreme Court Judgment by b0dnel(op): 4:20pm On Jan 27, 2012
Please who should be sworn in-[i]Idris Wada [/i]or the Speaker---please comment
PoliticsRe: Final Fuel Subsidy Removal February 21st? by b0dnel: 8:51pm On Jan 26, 2012
Just got word??/ rubbish
Jokes EtcRe: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by b0dnel: 4:55pm On Jan 26, 2012
PoliticsRe: Pictures From SNG's Town Hall Meeting In Lagos by b0dnel: 2:22pm On Jan 24, 2012
What the hell is Femi Kuti doing there??

SMH,, Fela Pikin, apart from that "qualification", he must think he is a renowned Nigerian, mumude
PoliticsRe: Tonto Dike Blasts Govt. On Facebook by b0dnel: 12:26pm On Jan 22, 2012
Some peeps are so daft sha, see this mad woman sha
PoliticsRe: Occupy Nigeria: Updates From Across The Nation by b0dnel: 5:16pm On Jan 03, 2012
Omo_Tier1:
We do not have tine for  disgruntled elements like you,  but if you are in the UK,  @1pm on the 6th of January,  Nigeria High Commission London Protest planned,
After you must have returned from "per hour" work
PoliticsRe: Patrick Obahiagbon On Removal Of Farida Waziri by b0dnel: 6:47pm On Nov 26, 2011
[size=28pt]did he really say this? I doubt, [/size]
PoliticsRe: UAE Grants 3 Years Employment Visa To 170 Ex-mend Militants by b0dnel: 9:43am On Nov 26, 2011
Naledi14:
Hey Mayflowa im not sure what that is a pm?? Im not so savy on NL.
Pm means private message
PoliticsRe: New York Times Profiles Saharareporters! by b0dnel: 6:23pm On Nov 20, 2011
below is excerpts from the letter Keyamo sent to Sowore. The same Sowore that runs Sahara reporters, This dude is not as clean as we think and yet,

I only remember a few years later when you had problems with cult
members whom you claimed you were fighting and we all believed you.
Your confrontation with them led to your abduction by the cultists
from whose hands you were later rescued. When you graduated shortly
after, you visited my office then at Maryland a number of times to
intimate me of your intentions to travel abroad to treat yourself.
According to you, the poisonous substances that were injected into
your body by the cultists, needed to be flushed out of your system.

A few papers reported this at that time. Then, I remember you had no
job. You eventually travelled abroad on medical grounds to “flush the
poisonous substances from your system”. As a friend, let me apologise
for not following the treatment for more than ten years now, even when
you visited me when you were in Nigeria a few years ago. I hope the
treatment is going on well in the U.S? Even though it is more than ten
years, I know these treatments take some time. Please, send some of
the duly authenticated medical records to me as a friend for me to
know how far the treatment has gone. You may also wish to make it
public like the previous letter to me. [color=#990000]This may dispel any insinuation
from bad people that you falsified medical papers to travel abroad in
search of a better life which is the worst form of corruption.
Just as
you said you admired my activist credentials, I can also vouch for you
that you are still undergoing treatment till today. Please, send the
records.
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CelebritiesRe: Christ Embassy Pastor, Skipped Most Important Question At Mercy Johnson's Wedn by b0dnel: 9:58am On Aug 31, 2011
In as much as I hate MJ for going ahead with the wedding, the said question:

aloy-emeka:
"IS THERE ANYONE WHO OBJECTS TO THIS WEDDING?"
is NOT IN THE BIBLE and ITS NOT EVEN SCRIPTURAL, the whole church wedding white wedding thingy is Man's contraception,
because of ifnorance, we see it as a spiritual exercise!
PoliticsRe: Is Mike Igini The Rec Of Inec In Cross-River G-A-Y? by b0dnel: 4:09pm On Aug 28, 2011
@op,
You are jobless, please investigate who bombed the UN building in case you dont have work
Nairaland GeneralRe: Finder's Keeper's: Finding Cash On The Ground by b0dnel: 1:19pm On Aug 09, 2011
100 bucks of what? certainly not Zimbabwean dollars??


If the money reach a Million dollars or pounds, then I go pick am, no pissing, no spiting rubbish, nobody fit jazz that kind money, my one jazz sef go pass that one, if na 1,000 naira then i leave am there
PoliticsRe: N’assembly Kills 6-yr Single Term Proposal by b0dnel: 1:15pm On Aug 09, 2011
[size=28pt]I am begining to like Beaf[/size]

see as you wan use grammar finish the guy, u be Kris Okotie twin brother?
PoliticsRe: "Thank God We're Not Nigerians" New Hit Song From Ghanian Singers by b0dnel: 2:43pm On Aug 08, 2011
Pls somebody help me embed this video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8BRz5cq1k8
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Amplified (The Official Thread of BBA 6) by b0dnel: 1:48pm On Jul 18, 2011
As it stands, IMO, the following 7 fellas will be up for eviction

Kim---     Nominated 3 times
Wendall-Nominated 2 times
Milicent-Nominated 2 times
Vimbai-Nominated 2 times
Hanni-Nominated self
Luclay-Nominated self
Karen-Nominated self

Interestingly, Lonwe and Sharon O were not nominated at all.

Vina as HoH should save Karen (based on country's affiliations) and swap with Sharon O since she has a thing for Lonwe!

Sorry Sharon O, ur pretty face might not save ur tight ass this time.
PoliticsRe: Fresh Blasts Rock Maiduguri -friday 15 July by b0dnel: 2:46pm On Jul 15, 2011
Seriously, what will it take to declare a state of emergency in that state?
I think that mumu GEJ should do that and appoint a MILAD, lets do this the military style, make dem as [i]Odi [/i]people oh,
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Amplified (The Official Thread of BBA 6) by b0dnel: 3:35pm On Jul 05, 2011
Kx:
Does anybody know karens's game plan?

If she felt safe about not hurting anybody, why did she break down and cried?

She has been nominating people ever since, why did she just realise she did nt need to hurt somebody all of a sudden?
1. Nominating people is different from SAVING someone and PUTTING someone else in their STEAD. Totally different from what Luclay did some weeks ago.

2. This is the first time she is HoH and so the ball game is different.

3. When some one is up for eviction, he/she does not know who nominnated them BUT when u are swapped with someone by HoH, you know who stabs you in the back

any more questions from youhuh
PoliticsRe: First Woman Speaker Elected In Oyo State by b0dnel: 12:38am On Jun 14, 2011
unongu:
Earlier on in a bid to educate some pple about the fact that the woman speaker elected in Oyo state should not be misconstrued as being the first in the country, some pple are bent on turning the valuable information into a circus of Foul-Mouth-Show. Hmmm,  I feel sorry for them. Congratulations Oyo State and ACN for scoring another milestone. I wish the newly elected speaker an impeachment-free tenure.
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Mugu, please FYI, Mrs. Eucharia Azodo, was elected SPEAKER in 2003 but was impeached a month later for her alleged role in the kidnap of then Anambra State Governor, Dr. Chris Ngige.
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unongu:
She might be the first woman speaker in Oyo state, but certainly NOT the first woman speaker in Nigeria! Chief Mrs. Margaret Icheen emerged as the first woman speaker in Nigeria and possibly Africa between 1999 and 2003. [b]Mrs. Icheen c[/b]omfortably held sway in the Benue State House of Assembly for a larger part of Obasanjo's first dispensation. The records are there for us to see.
[size=18pt]WHERE does that leave our dear OYO womanhuh THE THIRD FEMALE SPEAKER!!![/size]
PoliticsRe: Anambra House Of Assembly Elects Female Speaker by b0dnel: 12:34am On Jun 14, 2011
[size=18pt]Aloy/Emeka goffed[/size]

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