₦airaland Forum

Iamdbull:
After a stressful week trying so hard to put finishing touches to my new single which has been dubbed "song of the decade" in many quarters, I decided to chill at the pool side to relax my system.


The single drops soon guys anticipate

Dry ..

Muna4real:
Kiki, these dss will not disappoint me in their shamelessness. They are now after cubana so if anything happens,they would blame it on Ipob. They've arrested him and it didn't work, now they want to use another style

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Stfu

weber888:
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Amen

Hardgun:
Cut it put it in a plastic and then get pap water (omidun) add it to it after that leave am for one day then start taking it morning and night before 3 days u no go feel am again

Brotherman .. staph nko ..?

Check out the resemblance.

Boogyman557:
HOLLY GRAM CONJI NA BASTARD. I SALUT DAT G.. ALTHOUGH SOME MAD GIRLS CAN B PRETTY. ESPECIALLY DOES MAD YOUNG GIRLS. E GET 1 FOR MY AREA WEY DE HUNGRY ME TO NACK. SHE IS VERY CUTE, SLIM WIT FINE LIPS.. SOMETIMES I DO TALK TO HER WEN PASSING BY AND SHE WILL ANSWER ME. I SWEAR MY DICKSON DE ALWAYS RISE 4 DAT MAD GIRL.. DER WAS A TIME SHE WAS SITTING DOWN SOME WER CLOSE TO OUR COMPOUND GATE. I HAD TO COME OUT AND B LOOKING AT HER TILL SHE LEFT DAT PLACE. SOMETIMES I JUST FEEL LIKE MEETING HER IN A LONELY BUSH OR AREA. I WILL NOT FORCE HER BUT I WILL TELL HER DAT I LIKE HER AND I WANT TO NACK HER BCUS ANY TIME I TALK TO HER SHE RESPOND LIKE A NORMAL PESIN. DER WAS A TIME SHE WAS SMOKING CIGARETTE AND I ASK HER, SO NA ONLY U DE ENJOY UR SMOKE, SHE RESPOND, OYA COME TAKE. I JUST TOLD HER TO CARRY ON. WTF MAN

Dry.

COMPAQ:
I'm not sure we know how to enjoy peace and tranquility in this country. Once people have money in Nigeria the only thing that seems to interest them is big car, big house, carry women and travel abroad.

Spending help the economy grow .. ask USA.

clothingonline:
I visit the two park offen
JJT is free
Ndubuisi u pay
Nice places

They are named after this people I see people fighting over the owner this are government projects named after former leaders of Lagos

Affordable men clothing payment on delivery within Lagos and nationwide dispatch daily we sell at low clearance price in retail and wholesale

Why is ur mouth so wide ?

Fahdiga:
South west is burning like Somalia. It is now one of the most dangerous place in the world right now. Time to relocate to the east for easterners. The US and UK has already issued travel warnings to their citizens to avoid that side. Rip to them

To be a f00l is allowed .. but what do I call those liking ur post . ?

Mercychen:
You, meet me at the top. .

You be problem o.

Anaerobi:
Y burning d ict?

Y d destruction?

Y wanting to kill?

Boko in disguise.

What if the deceased was ur sister or even family member.. would u have spit this sh!t out of ur mouth.?

damilola4162:
Cojoined twins were to have repeatedly survived an intense operation lasting 27 hours to separate them, Newspremises gathered.

The 9-month-old adorable sisters, identified as Elizabeth and Mary, joined at the hip left Cameroon for Turkey for the operation joined together but have now been separated seven months later.

The girls' mother has praised the "extraordinary" medical team in Istanbul, Turkey's capital, who carefully planned the operation on 3D models before getting to work on the girls.

Their parent alleged that, the girls who came out the womb attached were living in pain which led to them seeking medical help.

But after seven months of planning and a final 27-hour operation to separate the conjoined twins, both girls have been discharged from the hospital in Istanbul.


The twins' father identified as Richard Akwe said:

"We were very saddened by the thought of our babies not being able to move around freely and that they were hurting.

We were also saddened by the crying of our little girls when they were hungry while my wife tried to breastfeed them one by one, but they were a gift to us and we are dedicated to taking care of them in the best way possible."

The girls’ mother Anne Caroline Akwe told a news conference: "I was very very happy, for seeing Elizabeth and Mary being separated and well without not any complications.

"Despite the many difficulties, I breastfed my babies for a year while they were conjoined.

"We never lost hope that they would be separated and live in good health. And that dream came true with the extraordinary effort and success of the Turkish doctors.

After the 27-hour operation, neurosurgeon Dr Memet Ozek said:

"The separation of the lower part of the spinal cord was a problem in the eight-and-a-half-hour separation process. Why was it a problem?

"Because it involved four important functions: the movement of their feet, their control of the urinary tract, being able to control defecation, and to prevent a problem in their future sex life.

"Each one had its own unique set of problems. After surgery, the aim is to keep them protected.”

Source: https://newspremises.com.ng/conjoined-twin-babies-successfully-separated-after-gruelling-27-hour-operation-photos/

The mother’s punny must be a borehole by now .. so sad for the poor husband .

SmellyMouth

Makib2020:
I have met with patoranking at my uncle’s wedding and the man was down to earth he took pictures with almost all the quest at the wedding pato is �

Why are u so short and ug!y ..?

*spit.

Kobojunkie:
Your own big pass these hot gals here?

Tufiakwa ...

Bigpapi:
Tiwa salvage smells like hot ogbono soup

I hate u for making me laugh like a f00l in public..

Lazypoke:
We have been dating for five years, and in all these years I have not slept with her for once because she is a virgin. We are in a long distance relationship she is in delta state and am in Lagos, whenever she visits me or I visit her, she is always putting pressure on me to sleep with although I already told her to wait till we get married. Whenever I give in to pressure, I will discover that I body is too tight I can't even penetrate I will just get fed and leave the house. She will start crying that am not patient enough that I should keep on trying. She is 24 years old. She will be visiting me again in Lagos this December and she already told me that it's now or never I must find a way to penetrate her. Am really confused I don't know what to do.

F00ls story .

Op, u are à f00l.

wumi2017:
Congratulations,God when

Slay queen .. Dey wait for who wan manage its expired product ..

Asegzy:
And two shall be one flesh so then they are no more two but one flesh.
What God has joined together let no man put asunder...Nov 6th save the date

Very ug!y chubby dude

GreatBoss:
That's a big lie.

The middle area of the whole Ijaw people,
The centre of the whole Ijaw people.

Do you ever see Ijaw people using plate and begging everywhere?
Never!!!!!!!!
You will never see that.

And u expect the centre of the Ijaws of Ondo, Edo, Delta, Bayelsa, Rivers and Akwa-Ibom to be like so.

Lie from the pit of hell.

Oga rest.

Getting married to my wahala babe soon . 🥲

Blacklion3:
Raymond itobore stop trolling Nairalanders

Make I leave nairaland for you ?

The wife of my uncles brother kid started seeing her period at the age of 7 .. very black thick blood ..

*spit.

Classickj:
Wetin happen
E never reach 350M

Why u reply that guy na ..

Blacklion3:
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U are a old f00l and u will d!e miserably.

Blacklion3:
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Old man .. behave urself.

Magnoliaa:
Yes. Okay? And? Is this the twentieth wonder of the world? You clearly saw my response, so why did you have to quote me to repeat what I just said or give me a reason for my decision?

B!tch please.

helinues:
Thunder fire devil

The Pdp party house, Wadata plaza still remain uncompleted thats after billions of naira donated for the same project

Go and complete your party house first before you guys can talk about development.

apc , never again in NIgeria

Yes .. no room for apc in Nigeria again.

Olayetan:
my family self for dey cash out steady from government, but my grandfather was too naive that he sold LUTH land to the government for 250 pounds instead of leasing it...

Mistakes happen.

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5k?

The world and human can do without marriage .. marriage is old fashioned..

Anyways, no matter what I do in life.. I will never marry a Nigerian b!tch.