₦airaland Forum

We can't all keep waiting for Federal Government to take actions on behalf of states. Nice one, Imo-state.

doctokwus: As painful& annoying as d story sounds,there are always 2sides to a story.Op wasn't obviously there wen d assault happened;let's not crucify d guy b4 hearing a truthful account of all dat transpired;d assault however,if found to av bn done not in self-defence is highly condemnable& d culprit shd b brought to justice

This dude got Likes on his comment. The amount of fools on Nairaland and in Nigeria is increasing.

[quote author=Okija_juju]1. A big bank account..

2. A long D!(*

3. A cute face (optional)

4. A big house.

5. A nice car (not older than 2 years from the current date)

[/quote]Broke and mentally immature girls are the ones that fall a lot into this category.

Summary: No body gives a SH*T what your people look like!!!!

Sex on wheels, this is car pornography.

Crap, so because they voted for him he should give them free hand to wreck havoc and be lawless??....Run their arses outta the highways man, the roads are a lot safer for road users now. I'v even learnt to move early to arrive at destinations early.

Talk is cheap.

Eze Promoe: [color=#FF9933]Do you forget things that easily that you couldn't remember how the Igbos wanted to capture Lagos, the Yorubas saw it coming and they sent SOS to the north to help stop them at Ore. Yorubas had no choice because withholding the properties means putting themselves into hot frying pan of trouble. They did it for their safety.[/color]

Naaah, you wrong. Yorubas drove d Igbo troops from Yoruba land. We avoid confrontations but if u bring it, we run ur arses out.

Really enjoyed how the thread went. 16 pages?? A lot of haters came around to watch Man utd's downfall but got a shocker. I even liked the way Man city's equalizers gave them joy just b4 V.P's goal in xtra time shattered their souls.
What better way to win a match? "And the reds go marching on!!!"

Nasri100: Smart p ricks well am happy atleast they didnt kill their victims or something deadly.

SMH at your definition of smartness.

It would be rude of me to turn her down.

Lagos should be decongested and further influx of ex-bike riders looking for alternatives should be discouraged. There is always a price for takin a step.

If we can use our accent to convince victims to fall for fraud calls, Imagine how useful it would be if we were to harness it in doin legit international business.

somalia5: what is this monkey laughing at?

Pls, quick question. Do you know any other topic than "My people are good lookin", "You guys have Aids", "Negroes are ugly" I think that's where your knowledge ends. Don't you know anything about sports, politics,food, music, technology,travel, relationships,Architecture,wildlife,geography....I mean, the knowledge u seem to lack is endless. Aren't you vast? Is this is the World you revolve in?? At least i see people here in other sections contributing intelligent posts but you....I think I'v figured out the begining and ending of your intelligence. I hope your people aren't this shallow.

Worrying about getting old is like trying to cure a headache by smashing a stick over your head....It will only make your ageing process worse. Better live a full life and be glad you're alive, a lot of people didn't even get to see 10 talkless of 20 yrs of age......Yeah, also give your life a purpose and belive in God, that's d ultimate solution.

While hiding in d bushes, Sexkillz drives past in a rickety Peogeot 504 station wagon filled with ballot boxes. I hop into my Audi S5 and chase his ass down, double cross him nd pull out dem guns...*Gimmie dat Sh*t!!* i screamed nd kick him in d nuts leaving him groanin on d floor. Snatch dem ballot boxes and make a quick get-away in tyre smoke.......You'll find out who i carried out that daring move for when the winner is announced.

Damn!!!.....This Achukwunet babe's "SETT" too. I wouldn't want to follow the crowd so i won't only vote for her.....I'll Rig, snatch ballot boxes, organize thugs to terrorize other candidates and other shady things Politicians do to win elections. See lappys!!!

mikeapollo: The only man that has real guts and boldness is SLS.
The other guys are bootlickers who tell lies to deceive the people.

Fashola is the worst of them all. He hates the poor!

Well, I don't see myself as poor so i can relate to his policies....even though not all are spot-on but u can see his effort around u.

I used to get angry at Somali5's posts but now i feel pity for him. Its not as if he doesn't want to carry out normal conversations but he's not really vast. Its only racial and topics on discrimination that he seems to have interests. I've never heard him talk about politics, business,Relationships,technology,automobiles,sports or any other interests he has. The mind is a wonderful tool, exercise it....use it.

Onlytruth: Sanusi should run for presidency on either Soludo\Sanusi or Sanusi\Soludo ticket.
In these two great Nigerians, there is abundance of hope for REAL LEADERSHIP. Both are gutsy, ambitious, BOLD and intelligent.
Most others (Fashola for example) don't have the guts to rule Nigeria. Quote me on that.

If you can sucessfully rule Lagos(finish that statement)......What experience does GEJ have from his Bayelsa experience??

People should learn to listen and analyze words to gain understanding but som pips are just so rigid in their minds they're judging him for past statements he's made they don't agree with. We should be able to recognize the truths in his statements b'cos its staring at us right in the face.

felifeli: If not for federal character will the fool have been able to get where he is today ? People just say things without thinking first.

So that means you support the fact that we have such a bloated Government and you are Ok wiv the fact that it consumes 70% of the income generated by this country leaving the common man with 30%. So you're now calling him a "Fool" for speaking the truth. Its people like you that are content with mediocrity and bondage. #FACT#. Check your thought patterns, you and whoever liked your statement.

bolaino: really you designed a local airport? Well, thank God u called it what it is, a "LOCAL AIRPORT" stop deceiving yourself my friend, playing fifa football manager on PS2 does'nt make u a coach, likewise designing airports in your dreams does'nt make it real, word of advice, don't give up on your dreams, keep sleeping.

I don't need to convince u..its a waste of time.You never know who you'll meet online...someone that can change your life or a friend for life. Sell yourself right. The reason why the project is on hold made frontpage on Nairaland but who'll realize somthing so significant directly affected a fellow Nairalander??

@ OP. So whenever I'm online, I use nairaland to gather information and entertain myself so I don't burn-out. Get dat into your void head.

bolaino: well I understand, as a yahoo boy you definitely need internet connection, but hope you know that yahoo yahoo is not meaningful employment?

I'm an Architect, dummy. I design on my system and i research for information on designs "ONLINE". I send the works to clients "ONLINE" for viewing. I've designed a local Airport and i got ideas "ONLINE". So next time, think b4 talking "ONLINE". I also sell print-art on an "ONLINE" gallery.....so you see, if you're not "ONLINE".....you're living in the past.

Most log-into Nairaland at work, silly. To have such acess to the internet you need money and a jobless person certainly has non. I work online and also on the computer so Nairaland is just one of the pages out of the numerous i open. Don't you have more important things to use your mind to do?

Shollypopz: Yeah, I was just wondering the story behind the butter in the phrase. Like he just explained that of the wooden spoon. Very cool, I just learnt something.

lemmie add....It also means they so grimy they'd eat wood too.

Shollypopz: I never knew that or never thought of it like that, lol. Makes sense but ajebutter has no correlation in its meaning to born with a silver spoon, does it?? It just says you eat a lot of butter.

Yeah, you're right. Butter was associated wiv the "well to do" people.

I have never seen or heard of a Matured man that "thrives" on exchanging hostile words with a Lady. If she doesn't owe u anything, let her be.

kandiikane: What's aje pako? Village girl?

"Ajepako" is the opposite of "Ajebutter". It means "Someone that eats wood", used to depict people of wooden spoon status. You can do the maths on "Ajebutter".