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Blue3k:
His lawyers argument weird. Oh well lets see if Kanu goes to jail. His lawyers know, the police knows and court knows. If they dont rearraign him them I guess he didn't break his bail.

He's actually right though I think they are testing the Fed Gov. He can't barred from meeting family members or from participating in a religious gathering. The Law is an ass, anyone can ride it.

BroZuma:


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Godfathers
Nepotism
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Poor CV Formats
Witches from the village...
Age limits
Class of Degree
Type of Degree
Working Experience
Sex
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Except the Lord buildeth a house...that CV is going nowhere, no be Naija we dey?

E too plenty jor..

Guy u funny nobi small o!

BroZuma:
You come add jara for my "Godfathers"...

lolz! I don correct am.

BroZuma:


Nigerian Applicant Tracking Systems
godfathers
Nepotism
Poor Comprehension
Poor CV Formats
Witches from the village...
Age limits
Class of Degree
Type of Degree
Working Experience

Except the Lord buildeth a house...that CV is going nowhere, no be Naija we dey?

E too plenty jor..

Fixed!

Alfa Aregbe rascal.

ShawttySoFyne:
Shes noot.
My own big pass that one

Pishure of ur naked ass or Shatap dia.

alabiman:
I need to make payment either with paypal or payoneer platform for subscription.Any credible person who can do this should contact me through my signature.

Why not open your own PayPal acct and buy dollars? It's a simple process. What kind of subscription is that if I may ask.?

rogovo20:
Hi Nlanders,

Happy Childrens day to all the daddies and mummies. Quick one, my wife and I are 6 years into our marriage with 2 kids, from the inception of our marital union we have always had issues that stems on trust, we both have that issue, and when I say trust, it has
to strictly do with her bickering into my phone and finding somethings not worth shouting or condemning me for, rather for communication, but she does otherwise. In her own case, it had to do with her ex she always talked about when we courted for a short period before marrying. She told me she called him to seek advise and confide in him, told her to stop and threatened fire n brimstone, but later found out that she saved the guys number with another name, gave me excuse as to the reason she did it.

One faithful day, a year after marriage, 5 years ago to be precise, she had gone to the school she worked as a teacher, there also she takes my dauther who resumes at the day care there. 2 hrs later, she called me crying over the phone that there was an accident, I asked what happened, she said my daughter of 9 months old then had a severe deep cut on her lips that I should rush down. Immediately, I left and branched at the clinic where she was being stitched, I felt for the poor baby, because at that age with such injury was not nice. Immediately, I told her that we'll leave for home for the day. The clinic was not far from the school where she parked her car, so I asked for the key so I could go ahead and pick the car so we can all be going home. On reaching the car, I saw her wedding ring kept in the glove compartment. Was surprised because she always wear it, and wore it out to work. At that moment, was more worried about my daughter.

We got home, and I asked her why her ring was in the car instead of her finger,she said the reason why she removed it was because last Sunday I was staring at a girls ass and she was mad about it. In which I did, but didnt do it deliberately or seemed too obvious, I use style look, and it was more of a reflex, I am human. I apologized that very day, but to think after then, she decided to remove her ring because of that? RED FLAG. I kept my mute. Once in a while throughout the years, when we still have arguments, I ask her that I still wonder why she removed her ring, that it cant be the issue of ass staring that would make it that bad for her to do that. She kept on saying it was the reason. 5 years into the marriage now, we were having a deep discussion, then she started saying things about what happened during our early stage of marriage, that she called her ex, because that was the only person he knew as a bf then, reason why she confided in him, that he talked about leaving his wife too with two kids and run away to Canada with her bla bla bla. But the major thing about her point was that, she discussed the issue of me stearing at another womans ass with him, that was when the guy started packaging some stories that entered her head, which was the reason why she removed that ring on that faithful day. Wow! She now stated that she noticed he was trying to seduce her by seeing her, that he went to the extent of saying, if I should come and see u at that ur place of work, I might be forced to kiss you, stating that was when she knew he was trying to use words to have him come around, so he could have sex with her. I told her that whats the probability that they have not been seeing, she said NEVER. But then I reminded her of the day we had issues, she came back from work late, and I asked where she had gone, she replied by saying, I went to go and have sex with someone that has a bigger joystick that urs. She later denounced that it was a joke to get at me, its possible,, and it could be true.

Nlanders, sorry for my long story, if i dont put it down well, u wont know my stance on this issue, I wont say am a saint when I started this marriage, but I have changed, this woman up until now has not, I have another post to share right after this. Now my question here is, I WANT to keep my family regardless of whatever, but is it wise to Bleep that ex up? Because of what she told me he said, to me hes trying to spoil me to get into my wife, thats if he has not, because I one way or the other found this her ex wife number. And I have evidences to prove that she has been in communication with my wife. Or should I just let God judge? Cos as I bad reach b4 I marry, I have never, and will never sleep with a married woman, nor will I ever try to sleep with an ex who is already married. Sincere opinion needed.

Dude chill. You should actually be happy that your wife have finally matured to come clean on her past. If I were you, I will laugh over this and use the opportunity to rekindle love and romance in the marriage.

Ninewale:
Baba Commander, lol.
It is being pro rated i.e 91days out of 365 days (91/365), 182days out of 365days (182/365). Multiplied by the interest factor

Oh okay! Thanks for explaining it..

mantosa:
I dont get your calculations please. 13.9 % of 10M is 1,390,000

Me self no understand. For every #10.000.000, I pays a tithe of #1,000,000 which is 10%

ednut1:
Tbills. Tax free. Unlike fixed deposits

Tbills better Tiwa Garbage?

Blogging in Big is all for the money and Nigerian bloggers are a bloody mixed of copy and paste goons, idiats, imbeciles and outright bastardios.

Ginaz:
What is worrying him?

If trumpet sounds as he was naked what will he tell God?

He will probably chase the Angel away with his dick..

Shekua brother. Senseless pervert.

ShinyJay22:
It seemed to me as though i was in a dream cos i couldn't believe i was going to be in this kind of situation that sunday morning (30th of april 2017).

Some hours before then i had been keeping tabs on the boxing bout between A.j & Klitchko via nland with my infinix hot 2. Around 11pm after the bout i was feeling dizzy due to long hours of being wide awake, so i then decide to go to bed.

Meanwhile,my phone was at 50% charge at the time but due to the unpredictable nature of our guys (nepa or whatever the name they choose to call themselves) i decided to plug my device whilst i go to sleep (big mistake).

That was how i woke up on Sunday around 8am, after observing a lil meditation i decided to go for my phone. On picking it up first thing i observed was that my phone was switched off. That's when i sensed danger (because i didn't switch my phone off in the first place). I then tried to switch it on but it didn't come up but rather my screen backlight was flashing on and off in sync with the back cameras flash light.

I later checked my charger only to discover that it had blown overnight, that was when my worst fear was confirmed. I proceeded to check if it was a minor problem that could easily be fixed but i found out the power surge had damaged the phones panel therefore rendering it irreparable.

Thats my story nlanders. If anyone had told me i'd lose my device to overnight charging i would have laughed it off but that's where i'm at today.

Therefore, I decided to share my story with you guys so that you may learn from my error. Good day guys.

Okay. All my power outlets are connected to a stabilizer, so i am immune from such mishap.
Sorry for your experience.

Tired of waiting for this card. 4yrs and still counting... Nigeria is a huge joke.

AutoJoshNG:
4. Beetlecycle

This one and the Keke NAPEP, which would you choose? Tell us in the comment section.

I think i'm gonna get this one. Will be cool for informal outing.

MrAwePresident:
BabaCommander kindly delete your comments from my thread, this is an intellectual read only thread

You would be better off deleting your Nairaland account than waiting for me to delete the comment. Of course you should do that after frying your kunu.

Okay. I hope you can now go and fry kunu. Mitcheww!

sarrki:
No sir

Na nose service

Him for shake am

Prostrating is not the problem cos everyone knows it's Yoruba culture. But those words...
Either the dude is a pure 'eye service' sycophant all along, or he is already giving Bubu his tribute perhaps he fears they may soon part...

Is this a tribute or what?

TrapQueen77:



The [color=#106600]SPACE[/color] tho...


This one is very tricky..the last time i gave him space he was asking for ...he was very upset

He said i didnt bothered to call or txt him for 2wks..the hell kinda space a man really want?


And then this [color=#560077]PRAISE & APPROVAL[/color]

The last time i praised the guy, he indirectly saying i am lying coz he knows he's ugly & have a big nose ...i swear i never even saw that one...

Sometimes, i asked myself...WHY A LOT OF MEN ARE CONFUSED? wat yall exactly want us (ladies) to do to please u eehn?

Jonser! You lovely rascal.

justiniyke29:
Hmm,pretend and bcom a church person 4 her. i remember when i went 2 mosque 4 six months bcus of girl.

You mean you joined Shekua people just to get led?

ZarZar:
Perhaps I can't differentiate it because they're both rodents!

Sisi stop 'jonshing'

aewhydot:
I was expecting to see Babachir Lawal

You little rascal.

See people forming posh for online when long throat don kee them finish. Jonshers... Op pls drop ur house address let me come and say grace before you eat it.

Gifty 2.0

Admin401:
i wish i was 1 year old again, life was much easier
Driving fake cars and cooking fake soup. It's much better than the real thing.

Your fake 'eyebrow' fake 'eye lashes' fake butts, etc neva still do you?

Afam4eva:
Kai, this life ehn. When you're nothing, nobody givies a flying fvck but as soon as you make it, come and see famzing aye.

Very true. The problem is that most folks sees only the negative side of this fact. It shouldn't be a burden, rather it should be a motivating factor.

What is Okowa doing about this Fulani murderer's issue?