₦airaland Forum

Its so sad that some peeps don't have another life apart from their nairaland life.

[size=18pt]One b@stard think say Tinubu na public official. I shake my head for all the money wey ur papa and mama burn on top u. Get well soon Lion, thats if this report if true. And if falls, it means you'll live longer than hater's father. [/size]

kayswag100:
I v had a 2-week leave approved(starting on 14th) and i m taking a road trip 2 kwara 2 suprise my wife-to-be!
First Val's we'd spend 2gether in d 4 yrs we v been courting!!!!
Crazy thing is dat she has no idea i m coming. . .

Awww. . , . Wish i had someone i love too.

After getting 4ucked up with them at this Brazillian restaurant. I'm gonn have the first party of me life with a blonde and a Chinese. Their cats already been singing while my di^k is dancing azonto. Can't wait!!!

. . . . . . . Until the woman became unconscious That dikc must be a G size!

I been hearing a lot about armed robbers in my area. With my connections with guys in was in "the frat" with back then in skool I was able to acquire this "Desert Eagle". You know that sick gun that'll chase any niqqa down the entire block? Ok. I visited naija after a few years abroad, on my 2nd day at my parents house at around 3:40am while everyone was sleeping, I was sleepless as a result of the new climate and time change when I heard this 2 mumbling voice coming from the balcony outside my window. I quickly and slowly got up from bed, grabbed my precious newly found "love" and dodge behind my door and said my last prayer and prepared my mind for the worst, the moment i saw one of the thieves touched my window to slide it open. . . . . . I cocked my desert eagle, gave it a firm good grip, made a perfect target to his brain and screamed "You fuuckkd with the wrong niqqa!!" and then . . . . . .BoooOOOOMMM!!!!! BoooOOOOMMM!!!!! I "double tapped" his brain on the balcony while the other sucker jumped down the balcony and escaped. The following morning I called one of my cop friend on the island who hooked me up with his dpo, i explained everything and with 200k it was buried, Naija police style. The following week after I had left naija, my sister told me it was reported in the media that the armed robber was killed in a shoot out with the police. Lol

Knight1:
c'mon. that wasn't about DM's wife and HE knows that; he's just cashing in on that. Reuben was slamming the guy's silly prez ambition and nothing more.

Do u even understand english at all (No diss oo abeg) If someone claims that UR OWN WIFE didn't vote for u in an election, what do you think the person connotes regarding your integrity/personality with your wife? U fear me oo

I use kickasstorrent.com or Kat.ph but btj is such an heavy weight too. The best I think. Fcccuuukkk all the piracy pple jare.

I used to be a HUGE fan of Reuben Abati. His weekly piece used to be my "cocaine" i'd read it over and over. I couldn't do without it. I bought newspapers just to read his piece and after I left naija I'd go online just to catch him but honestly I literally feel like crying for what my "mentor" has turned out to be today. If I was God I'd have taken him out while he was a honored man and let his life be celebrated like other lost journalist (may their honorable souls rip) than watching all his hard earned respect and integrity go down the drain this way. I'm sad!

Btw: I can never trust any other journalist no more.

lwkmd. . . . . . . So all GEJ's enemy are boko haram sponsors?? Hei hei hei hei hei This man should just own up if he cant fight this pple instead of all this primary 1 strategy to win pples sympathy. I still dey laff. FLesh Air!

two b@stards calling each other b@stards.

I had it before. It awesome.

Even though what ur friend is not legally right, the waiter got the lesson she deserve. She'll never run her mouth on strangers no more. God bless that ur friend for pouring some "hot pepper lesson on the mumu.

I see angel daily. My new girlfriend is an "Angel".

bull5hit

Most phones are produced in China. And please lets get it straight, not ever made in China is substandard. Na wetin u ask Jonh Lee to do hin go do.

iPhone all the way!!

GEJ's government is the biggest liar i've ever known. They didn't dispute claims when the media was reporting that he'll run and that some govt. heads were persuading him to go for it. He got kicked out and this idjiot abati is coming out to talk bull5hit. God punish all of you.

Lasinoh:
Watching 'sinema'!
Is it just the 'weed' or is it something else added to it?

How u take know this guy? I'm smoking weed while getting the baddest head from ur mother and sister.

All these idiots bashing SR should just STFU. . . , . . . . SH response to GEJ's lie is here https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-858159.0.html#msg10078690

Let the truth be told. . . . . . . No doubt M.I is a better rapper than KH but honestly come to the beef thing KH dealt several blows to M.I that if not for his street credibility, he would have been where Ruggedman is now.

Let them both play hide and seek game with real gun. Anyone wey shoot the other na hin make u follow go. Case dismissed!

frosbel:
No surprise here, ISLAM in action !!!


Religion of peace my foot !

Bro, boko haram is a govt. tool. There is more to it than what we are made to believe. Pls look deep.

Ina lilahi wahihna ilahi rojiun. May her soul RIP

Detongue:
Useless old men

Including your father and all the folks in your family.

That b1tch Bianca should me massaging my d1ck with her lips now.

Is it brand new or 2nd hand? How much is the final price?

muami:
What nonsense? The owners of the oil say they support the removal of subsidy and the parasites are protesting.  Any person or group of persons that attempts to undermine the authority of the FGN should be decisively dealt with. State of emergency should be declared where neccessary and soldiers should be given a shoot at sight order. Enough is enough!

Stop talking like an animal. You have no direct idea of the situation in the country. Did he say he increase worker's minimum wage in order to tally with the new fuel increase. Where should they meet up with the new increase? Even the so called 18k has not even been fully implemented. Have some human feeling dawg. Shoot at site abi? Maybe na ur family or friend stray bullet go first hit.

revolt:
These kuti boys r looking for a way to sell their music o!! Na agberos go full tht place

C'mon cow, u can't be an animal for the rest of your life nahh. Shey na Femi wey just finish 'World Tour" wan sell album abi ne Seun wey hin foreign record label no even wan gree sell hin album for inside Nigeria wan sell album Abeg na primary wetin u dey sef??

So police cannot assure people's safety now. Militant don take over now. Failed nation!

Beaf:
GEJ was always going to totally redefine Nigeria, so IBB's advice is not needed.

These 3 things are key to GEJ's restructuring map:

[list]
[li]True federalism.[/li]
[li]Abrogation of the land use act.[/li]
[li]Deregulation of the oil sector and a move away from a monoeconomy (subsidy removal, PIB, dissolution of NNPC etc).[/li]
[/list]

Expect all of these things to be forced through.
Anyone who really understands Nigeria would realise the fundamental nature what that little list implies and Nigeria's journey under GEJ.

Fresh Air!

So which of the above has your GEJ achieved since he got to office?? You are a f00l, a classic one for saying that "fLesh air" 5hit around here.

Seun is on drugz