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A rare breed of sangfroid and Ingenuity!

i get the joke! The joke is you actually don't have a joke,or you forgot your joke. Thats pretty funny!

@OP, I get the joke! Nobody wants to die yet, so asking us to buy a casket is pretty funny!,

hahaha! good one!, So the husband is actually a regular visItor at the pub and he sleeps with the prostitutes.

@OP
I like it! So at the end of the day, its all in circles, ok!!, good and thoughtful, its pretty educative too,(it kinda teaches food cycle, to an extent )

ohhhh!!! So the man is not actually crippled, I like It!,

@OP I get the joke here The boy had a "lwkm(laugh won kill me)" laughter,  but he didn't realize he is saying hes going to die of laughter, so the girl tells him what his laughter really meant. Nice joke, I didnt laugh though, but still, nice.

bright007:
Still searching for d joke!

Dont be so uptight , loosen up!, Look at the big picture here, the girl is actually not a virgin, but the shirt says shes one!, u get it now?,

lol, now thats funny!, very thoughtful!, So in A nutshell, the point of the joke is women are not the best "version" of themselves, Good one!

@OP "lol"ing at the fact that its not so funny. But its quite thoughtful though!

O ti Yan Yan -Slim Joe

Natalie's season is still the best so far!

"Run Forrest Run" Forrest Gump

I love love love reality shows. Imma rank my Fav (again)

1) ANTM
2) TOP CHEF
3) BAD GIRLS CLUB
4) MOST VH1 SHOWS

I have a whole lot, but imma rank My Favorite

1) Modern Family
2) Family Guy
3) ANTM(reality)
4) Bad Girls Club(reality)
5) Top Chef(reality)
6) 1000 ways to Die

@ The Roomate and it was BS!

ok so this happens to be the third[i] "tony tetula topic"[/i] I'll come across today. The only difference between this and the previous ones is that, this one actually makes sense!

@OP, If shes not an illiterate to the core, then nothing do am!

What I know and Believe is: when it comes to anger or aggression, theres no hormone in the body that represses those traits in a woman. Consequentially, there is no reason to be biased when it comes to physical violence. So given the right conditions (i.e) if the man and the woman have obvious equal physical strenght, TheN, they should Go FOR IT!(if they really have to)

Disclaimer: Physical violence is never a good thing. The aftermath is always bad. So try your best possible to avoid it. (except for my WWE and UFC guyz )

PS: I do not condone physical violence! I have manged to stay away from it all my life.

wait, wats up with all these "Tony Tetula Topics". and(again) how the hell are we suppose to know which one you should choose, when we don't know anything about them?. (again), I believe you should know what is best for you , So go on and choose yourself!

LesbianBoy:

WTF (why the face)?

Nope! Not erone finds love, or fall in love! (and when I say ---find love or fall in love it--it  doesn't necessarily have to be between "two lovers"). Some people were never loved by there parents or any supposed "loved one".

^^Touche! will look closely today if I get to watch Top Chef!, shes gonna be in a bikini sef, so,

^^wat?? , pADMA has a huge scar! it doesn't even show on tv. Thank god for makeup!
AS FOR that babe from antm she was very insecure about it though, and they sent her away, lol


@ OP, Scars are part of who we are (if you have them) and it shouldn't make a difference if two people care about each other . Duh!, u care about each other, why should a scar matter.?.

Some questions some Niggas post here are just ridiculous!, are u serious? Ask your 5-year old cousins these questions instead of going through the trouble of typing.

tjskii:
ohhh most def,the fact that he's got a hot body and isn't goodlooking, makes him even hotter in my books

true dat!, at least hes making good use of the body he has.

How/Why wont they rain curses on you, ?, U have a Fiancée and you are sleeping around with girls at weddings, mschewwww, she hasn't started with you yet, I pray she finds you sef, nonsense!
Oh yh, SIDE NOTE: the babe is probably pregnant, lmao!

scemchee:
Yea if am jobless. then you who is jobful responding to a jobless guy is even more jobless.
asshole,

Nigga cool down now, lol, In my opinion u sha still Jobless U should have at least used different words to make it less obvious you were writing a line from a song!

Well, if there is any element of truth or seriousness in your topic, my opinion(if you care for it) is:

WE Do Not Know These Women. You know Them Way More Than Any Of us Here, So HoW The Hell Are We Supposed To kNOw Which One You Should Pick!? You Know Them And I'm Guessing U Should Know What IS Good For You!

Sex Sells!, it sells on NairaLand too I'm sure most people that came on this thread (including me) were expecting the completion of the question to be BED!?

tjskii:
thank u darling,it takes a lady with great self esteem,who's comfortable in her own skin to pay such a compliment,happy to see we still got your type

around in the world

who dash u second wife, let my nl husby firearm catch u,u go know ow far

That was so cute!, U r welcome Love!

tjskii:

Babe u fine die!, lol, BeauRiful picture u've got!

Yes its shallow, coz bad teeth is something that can be fixed easily (with money though).