Wheww. We have suffered

The guy playing d game with the mad man needs help more than the mad man. I mean, can he breath?

Are u the boy that works with golden penny foods?

My 3 year old daughter said to my husband " pls dont raise your voice when u r talking to mummy, she is a woman".

My husband is yet to recover from it 3 weeks later

This is so sad. Been following ur story.

It seems green abi lemon is ur favourite colour

Beautiful family

That's me but everyone thinks im boring. But i love my company anyway

Why is Mother still living in the flea infested trailer after ur success?

I worked for 5yrs before becoming a stay at home mom. For me, life at the work place is far easier than being a full time mom.

Cant wait for them to grow a bit so i can start again

You sound bitter, no offence.

They are coming to answer ur query u hear.

Pharmacy. I dont know how much it cost but its more than a thousand naira.

Lol. I stumbled on this thread and it's funny because the baby I conceived then is 2yrs today. How time flies

He looks like an old settee

I have birthed twice and I find it strange that there isn't a drop of blood in that tub. Something isn't correct

My husband is 10yrs older than me, no biggie.

It helps especially when my mouth wants to run faster than me. I will just remind myself that I suppose call am Sir if no be say one thing one thing

The previous comments on this thread shows we have more kids than adults here. They are both Christians who probably spend most of their time in church. Pray tell, where else was he suppose to propose? In a club?

I wish them a stress free union in Jesus name.

What happened to this angel. RIP baby.

Akwa Ibom people can so age. Abasi adiong mbufo o.

Onegai:
I use clothe nappies, the modern type. They are not harder to use than disposables and I prefer the fit and look of them. I chose them for their looks, economy and environmental factors (it's also preferred by doctors abroad because cotton is a breathable fabric and lets air get to moist places on baby's bum, so fewer rashes). im avoiding exposing myself and baby to so many harsh chemicals and you'd be surprised how many they are in most mainstream products targeted at babies. i have a washing machine though and the Nigerian sun is the best bleach ever. I like matching the nappies to her outfits. Nappies are not hard to use and we get so many leaks from disposables (especially the a nigerian-made ones). Even with washing nappies, I can reuse them for multiple kids so they will always be slightly cheaper than disposables (though we use disposies at night because hubby is on diaper duty then). The modern cloth nappies are super absorbent and don't need bleach, not the old Terry cloth types. There's a push in western countries towards a more organic lifestyle but it's yet to get traction in Nigeria (some few of us are. into an organic lifestyle).

I think you shouldn't force anything on your wife, both of you need to agree on everything.

Sis pls are these available in Nigeria? I think I love this.

Foolish man.

On 2nd thought...end time man

LadyFiona:
Or increase your d!ick size. Big hole requires big pole, if yours is small then the chances of being cheated by your spouse just increases by fractions.

No lady will want a school boy pEn!s wriggling like an earthworm down there...or guys poking without feeling the walls.

Epic

I feel serious trouble brewing before or during her burial. U have been labelled a witch by the prayer house and if you are not careful it may not end well. Inform your parents pls, and stay away from d burial.

Speechless. Pls if you really wants to help that young man stop telling him your stories. There is a way of making a young person learn from your mistakes, but certainly not the manner you are going.

I feel you may end up ruining him(that is if he isnt already) with this.

Spirit wife alert . Lastchild your attention is needed here

Thanks guys. I appreciate. Phew!

thorpido:
Did you apply?It's obviously a scam.
Nigeria is ineligible to participate in the D.V. lottery for now.Some things written in your letter also indicates that it's a scam.

I applied some time in 2012 0r 2013. Ive been getting some notifications concerning it but this particular mail got my attention. More advise pls

I got this mail some days ago. Can anybody in the know help tell me if it is real or a scam. Thanks. The mail originated from Kentucky Consular Centre(KCC) with email: "KCC Visa" <spam@engaging.net.


Dear babyme1,

Congratulations! You are one of the 50,000 winners selected by the computer random draw from the 12.1 million entries registered in the Diversity Immigrant Visa Program. The Diversity Immigrant Visa program is a United States congressional-mandated lottery program for receiving a United States Permanent Resident Card. It is also known as the Green Card Lottery. You can live permanently in the United States as an American resident, enter and leave the country as you wish. You can work, study, or invest. You can gain health, education, social security and other benefits. Getting a Green Card does not affect your present citizenship. You can be 100% sure that you have won the Permanent Resident Card because we have your personal details ( email address, last name, phone number, marital status ) that you provided when you have registered for the Green Card Lottery.



Winner Details
Case Number: 201............
Winner Name: .......
Married: Yes
Phone Number: 234
INSTRUCTIONS FOR THE DIVERSITY IMMIGRANT VISA PROGRAM

With the Diversity Visa (also known as Green Card) you will enjoy all the advantages and benefits of a U.S. permanent resident, including health and education benefits, and employment opportunities along with guidance in your new country, orientation sessions and programs to integrate into mainstream American society. Once received you can use it at any time you want to move in the United States or just travel. U.S. Government helps you with the accommodation and offers you Health Insurance (Freedom HSA Direct Individual Health insurance for 1 year), Dwelling (Apartment in any city you prefer, 1 bedroom for 3 months ), a guaranteed job (in the field that you are are currently qualified so you can start working even from the first week you arrive in the United States and get paid as U.S citizen. ) and education (for U.S. Students or Higher Education through Education USA. It includes transfer to a U.S college or University so you can continue your educational study.
Is the Diversity Visa FREE ?
No. There is a big confusion. Only the participation in the Diversity Visa Lottery was free but the winners must pay the visa processing fees.
Although the Diversity Visa participation was free, the law and regulations require to every diversity visa winner to pay a visa processing fee of US $1,250.00. The Diversity Visa (Green Card) is guaranteed upon receiving the payment. The per person fee for each Diversity Visa is US $1,250.00, payable in U.S. dollars or equivalent of your local currency.
This US $1,250.00 fee is the only fee a winner needs to pay throughout the entire relocation process. Accompanying family members (wife/husband, fiancee, brothers, sisters, children, cousins) may be included in the program and their visas will be provided at the same time with yours so you can travel/move together in the same time. However the fees must be paid per person and each member(e.g wife, brother, parents, children, cousin) must pay US $1,250.00. There is no discount for children.
Please note that you are allowed to take with you as many family members you want. If your marital status has changed (you have a domestic partner or you got married) from the time you applied for the Green Card you can apply for your new family members. Also, you can transfer the green card to another member of your family. However for each person you must pay an additional amount of US $1,250.00.
For example if you decide to move in the United States with your wife and a kid the total fee is US $1,250.00 (your fee) + US $1,250.00 (your wife's fee) + US $1,250.00 (your kid's fee) = US $3,750.00.
PURPOSE: The U.S. Department of State uses the fee payment primarily to process your visa related documents and verify your identity. Also you will get plane tickets for your travel. You can use the tickets at any time you want to move in the United States or just travel.

Follow these 4 simple steps in order to receive the Green Card:


Step 1: You need to email at support@dvcase.com your passport and the passport or National ID of your accompanying family members ( only if this is the case ); if you do not have a passport you can use your National ID or Birth Certificate; please include your last name, your case number, your contact phone number and the full name of all the accompanying family members; Example: (Identity ID or Passport for each member of your family, the full name for each member of your family, your case number and your contact phone number)*; Formats File Acceptable: JPG, PNG, PDF, GIF, TIFF, DOC, DOCX.
IMPORTANT: You must send your documents with 24 hours before paying the processing fees; please do not send your documents earlier because this may result in system delays for processing your application.
Step 2: You need to pay the processing fees; within 48 hours after you have emailed the documents, you will receive a confirmation via email with the details that you need for paying the processing fees; the fees can be paid using bank transfer and will be processed by the U.S. Special Consular Services Unit from Hungary, the U.S. Special Consular Services Unit decided this based on the diplomatic relations with your country; Please note that we can send you the payment instructions only after we have received and verified your documents.
Step 3: After you have paid the processing fees, within 72 hours, you will receive a confirmation via email with the exact date and time of the final interview; upon successful interview you will receive your documents and travel information to move in the United States; please note that you can choose the country where the interview will take place; the processing fees are fully refundable, if you will not pass the interview we will refund you the processing fees.
Step 4: After the final interview we will provide you the travel documents within 7 working days; you can move or travel to United States at any time, Example: you can move or travel to United States after 5 days, 5 months or 5 years, the date you chose to move or travel to United States is your personal decision.
IMPORTANT: Once you have received the winning notification, you have 7 working days for paying the processing fees. You are strongly encouraged not to wait until the last day to pay. Heavy demand may result in system delays. Under no circumstances can diversity visas be issued or adjustments approved after this date, nor can family members obtain diversity visas to follow-to-join the principal applicant in the U.S. after this date. Please note that the status of your confirmation number will be updated within 24 hours after you have paid the processing fees. You have been selected winner of the Diversity Visa lottery so the visa is guaranteed upon receiving the payment fees on time.

Please Note!


Do not submit your documents for processing the application if you are not able to pay the fees within 7 working days; if the processing fees are not paid in maximum 7 working days, you will be negative flagged in our database and this may cause in the future when you submit again your application; also, do not submit the documents if you don't agree with the integration process described in this letter because we cannot change our terms.

HELP: For any questions please contact U.S. Department of State's Support at support@dvcase.com; always include your last name and your Case Number.

Some men sha. Mr, if your wife is having discharges it means her passage is open and the baby n mother can get infected. For God's sake, dont you know once labour sets in the infant is under stress? Oh well, make i close my mouth.

Adaobi12:
This insult upon injury.
Madam siddon for back, gf for front.
Well, I will act like nothing happened. I know he will be expecting me to act like a mad dog, break things and shout, I won't do any of the above.
Will run his bath, fix his dinner, look my best that night.
When he returns( that is if he will), I will kiss and welcome him like nothing really happened.
Then wake him up in the middle of the night, ask him some questions, his answers will determine if i will forgive and forget, or just forgive and move out.

By their post you can tell who is married and who isnt.

Personally as a married woman, i dont see myself sitting quietly in that car or even dropping so that MY OWN hubby can go drop HIS girl friend. Im already busting a vein thinking about it. Like WTF!

coldsummer:
I didn’t want to share this story before but after what transpired between a child and his mother yesterday that I witnessed, (story for another day), I decided to write about it.

A few weeks ago, my sister-in-law who lives in Abuja, paid a short visit to me. She visited with my little nephew. It was a swell weekend. We chatted about various aspects of life, the joy of motherhood and all other things we could talk about. Weekend was over and they had to leave that Sunday, so I drove them to the airport, checked them in and it was time to board. We all said our goodbyes and departed. I headed straight to the car park with my cousin who followed us to the airport.

On getting to the car park, just about 2 cars from where I was parked, we saw a beautifully dressed girl sitting on the ground, throwing tantrums. The mother was there and was asking her to get up and behave. She was obviously frustrated and you could see she was having a hard time passing her message across to her little child. Seeing that this girl was adamant, I thought I could talk to her and make her follow her mum. So I went to where the girl was sitting and greeted the mum and inquired what the problem was. ‘Mary (not real name) is being stubborn!’. So[b] i bent down to carry Mary and she came to me[/b]. So I asked what the issue was and she said her daddy gave her money for chocolate and her mum collected it and won't give it back to her. She wanted to buy chewing gum and the mum won't let her.

So I did some petting in a bid to make her see that her mum was going to give her the money and she should go home with her. She wouldn’t do that. At that point, the mum yelled at her and came to forcefully collect her from me. The next thing I heard came to me as a shock that I had to wait a few seconds to be sure I was not dreaming or hearing a wrong message. While the mum was collecting this young lady, she started hitting her relentlessly and said: ‘’Leave me alone, you are st*pid.’’ She went further to call her mum the B word. I was flabbergasted. I stood there with my mouth literally open. I looked at my cousin to confirm if he heard the same thing. We all heard right. This was when the mum hit her and said stop it and took her into the car.

She was about entering the driver’s side when I found my voice and I asked how old the girl was. She was obviously embarrassed now and said [b]the girl was 10 [/b]and I should not mind her. I said with what I just heard, I cannot help but mind her. I told her this girl obviously did not learn those words and expression from school. Something bigger than her goes on around her quite very often and this is starting to affect her. You, your husband, your siblings have got to watch what you say around her and this is the best time to seek help for this innocent child and the onus of correction is on you.

Then I walked away.

What is the point of my story? Children are very impressionable and sometimes we just don’t know how quickly and easily it is for them to learn from the things they see in their daily lives. Those words could be from what the parents often say to each other before her, they could be from movies she has been allowed to keep watching, they could be from some older people around her that keep saying those things when she is present. When I heard those words initially, my disappointment was directed at the child, but I quickly corrected myself and redirected my focus. The parents ought to have done a better job. Imagine what else she has stored up in her mind.

Parents, please help your kids to be better people in the society of today and tomorrow.

With the bolded up there i find it hard to believe ur epistle. An average 10yr old is not someone u bend to pick up, i mean come on. 10yr olds, especially girls are big.

Next super story pls