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Doyin2:
What a contradiction.

You believe there is Jazz, but why is it difficult to believe that the same jazz can make penis disappear?

A whole body can disappear, but you find it difficult to believe that a small part of the body cannot disappear?

God Bless you broderly. Me sef the question tire me.

Juju normally is something difficult to explain. Because it's something that can't happen naturally.

Imagine person disappearing to another place,or person becoming invisible while still being in that place,or person stealing all your money by giving you just a single note, or person making you turn mumu to someone you once hate,etc

All these things no suppose happen normally,but as a result of black magic,it does. And a lot others.

onyxo76:
of course jazz dey no doubting, but all this organ disappearance dey one kin, how come we never see anybody wey go comot im jeans show us the disappeared organ after the event take place.

Na shame. And most times if you dey where e happen,you go see am.

Normally,Dem dey return am on time if Dem catch them come give them better beating.

One the most stupidest quote I've come across is "SEEING IS BELIEVING". like seriously?

You believe oxygen is in the air,yet have you seen it B4? How do you confirmed it's actually oxygen we are inhalling?

You believe many crap the white man tells you without seeing them but when it comes to juju you go sey u no believe untill you see am.

Okay. My own be sey,if u get sense for this world,sorry for this naija, better fortify yourself o.

If e happen, na oyo be your case. They say prevention is better than cure. Black magic,juju is real.

If it can work on prophet Muhammed (SAW) then no being born of a woman it can't work on.

onyxo76:
i cannot just understand all this claim of organs disappearing ,is that person go shake your hand and your blokos go just vanish for inside your jeans? and appear for the snatcher pocket abi how?

Guy I swear to God na real. E fit disappear go anywhere wey him like,but Sha e no go dey yourside again.

Them dey use am for jazz,even farmers too dey use am.

If you think sey juju is not real,then you are seriously handicapped already. Imagine you come get enemy when sabi better juju... Abi una think sey politicians dey like that?

Thermodynamics:
What about getting out of your comfort zone?
I mean that there are some cases where you feel uncomfortable about something and you forge ahead then the thing end up working out.

Purchasing your purpose means being comfortable with being uncomfortable.

What you said is valid.

But there's a difference between the two. Here you feel uncomfortable because this is something new to you, like,I have to do this even though it feels uncomfortable, while on the other side you feel uncomfortable because something is telling you DON'T DO THIS,you are not suppose to do this.

Shalommy:
Op... Can a guy date a lady without asking for sex？If yes, then i can date a guy without asking for money. Stupid question.

So you be ashawo b that na

A305:
The greatest embarrassment as a car owner is to be broke enough to let you car run out of fuel in Lagos traffic, and trying you best to get passerby to help you push it to the side of the road, then faking a frowning and disappointed face just to lie that it's a mechanical fault.


Silly you

Baba one bottle for you...

Thermodynamics:
What voice? How do I hear it? I don focus and listen I nor hear anything.
How do I focus and listen?

Here's another trick. Whenever you intend to do something,watch how comfortable or not you feel when you try to go ahead.

Generally, you'll always feel comfortable doing things that align with your interest and strength. You can start from there.

Maybe you're good with instruments(musicians, instrumentalists) or you are blessed with a natural cunning & Machiavellian mindset( business& politics),or you have a wild imagination (writing and acting),or you're comfortable with numbers(engineering, programming) etc.

Some people are blessed with a natural strength in their field. They will almost always Excel compared to others motivated by solely money or attention in that same field.

Achieving your purpose means sharing your gifts with the world in another way.

Thermodynamics:
Hear the voice hear the voice which voice?
How do we find the voice? You've just said nothing.

You see, this is one of the reasons why most people choose not to thread that path.

It's really complicated. And it's a whole lot easier to just get a job,get married,make money and die.

Unfortunately that's the life script for losers and weaklings and it brings neither power nor fufilment.

If you're really serious,you need to focus within. One surprisingly frightening aspect of this purpose of a thing is you are never too old to pursue it.

No matter your age,the voice will always be there. You just have to focus and LISTEN.

onefourseven:
Wetin you send

Egbami o ejo o no scatter my head abeg ...

Fahvvy:
With the way Rayban25 and iammo are going about this, I believe they must have had a traumatic past ...

Guy why na? See as people don dey look as if I don craze becos of laff.

onefourseven:
The Maze Runner

sharp guy. 5k sent.

Vijuchoco:
I recently observed it amongst the goats we're rearing, mother only after her own..

Good observation.

Abeg Mek all of una calm down. It's the natural order of things.

All female animals are naturally selfish and only care about themselves and their offspring,what you lots called *wicked*. That's why men hardly do stuff like this. When some men dey eye them househelp sef.


Besides, WICKED IS GOOD.

if anybody can tell me the book where this phrase was mentioned,5k don sure for that person.

Thermodynamics:
What purpose? How does one know his purpose?? And if you've discovered yours, Let me ask you, what is your purpose in Life?

My own na to chop chicken everyday.

On a serious note though, It is something PERSONAL.

I don't intend to share it with nobody. To find yours,follow the voice leading you in your heart. Respect that voice.

pansophist:
Chickens and ants are also working hard to live. Should they stop existing too?

Why do you think human life, which is just one of the billions of lives out there the only one with purpose?

Why the arrogance or superiority of our lives in relation to other lives?

Those that are born in poverty and died in poverty, is their lives without purpose from the creator?

If life has a purpose, what is your purpose? If you don't know your purpose, why don't you know it?

Those that live to torment others, eg assasins and ritualist, is that their life purpose?

I ask you six questions. Oya, answer them all.

Cc. Badmashii come and answer too.

Everyone has a purpose based on their strength and interest. It's a personal something. No one can tell you your purpose,it your job to discover and work on it.

And purpose are never good or bad, those words has no meaning when it comes to this.

For some, they discover their purpose earlier on in life,while others occurs in their later years.

The thing is,to do anything in this world requires MONEY AND POWER. The extent you need these two things depends on what you want to achieve.


Some individuals could discover their purpose and choose not to follow it based on the lack of any of those two things I mentioned,whiie some would choose not to out of pure lazyness.

Some individuals prefer to just make money,wife someone up and prefer to slave away till they die.

Some individuals also view life from the lens of fear,so would rather opt for safe a career after school,which hopefully relate to their interest but not necessarily so.

The point is human beings are freewil creatures. Kidnappers and ritualist you mentioned could be carrying thier acts out of freewill or material gain.

One more thing is, everyone has that voice that tells you something is not wrong or right for you. Some have lost touch with this voice while others prefer to ignore it,much to their frustration later on in life.

That voice will lead you to your PURPOSE. follow it and be self fulfilled,ignore it and suffer.

I don't mean immaterial suffering though,you could be rich or not, but that emptyness you will feel is worse than immaterial suffering. Some here could relate. When you're alone. The pain... The feeling that something is missing in your life.

Spirit04:
then you die and rot away in the ground and cease to exist. So what was the purpose of your purpose?

Na only God knows that one. But certainly, as a result of your actions, various chain reactions are going to happen. And it's also a personal thing.

They are so many scientist, entrepreneurs, musicians and the rest,who work through their purpose and as a result,we are where we are today.

Guy forget how much you dey make,if you no dey follow that voice you can never be complete. You'll try various forms of distraction but last last,that emptyness will still be there.

Take for example,you feel strongly inclined to musical instruments,but you feel you have to please your parents by studying engineering. If you manage to graduate in this state,you no fit do well professionally and you'll always feel incomplete.

You go still dey para on a low-key for your parents by not allowing you to go for the field you have much interest in.

You see,your purpose will almost always align with your interest. But not always the case though.

Take Martin Luther King for instance, man wey be say him papa want mek him b pastor like am. He eventually became the pastor though,but later on he started fighting against all those nasty treatment of blacks by whites. That's his main purpose.

He was later murdered though.

But imagine the living state of blacks in the US today had it been he has chosen not to follow his PURPOSE.

pansophist:
Life has no purpose.

Just enjoy yourself and wait until you die.

With all due respect,I believe you are wrong here.

Each individual has a purpose for being in this life based on their unique gifts and talents bestowed upon them by our creator.

As a matter of fact,if you are not living through your purpose you're definitely going to be miserable and feel like something is missing... Regardless of how much money you are making or properties you own.

The voice of your purpose is within. Unfortunately, most people live their lives according to the judgement and opinion of others,as a result they lost connection with that special voice.

The solution?

Find and reconnect with that voice. That's your creator speaking to you. That's your mission here on earth. Only you have the gifts to make it happen.

Nonexisting1:
Which is why I don't give a fucck about marriage. I can't use my money and bring in snake into my home. Imagine spending over one million to marry someone with overused pussy who will repay you with nothing but wickedness and betrayal. I repeat, marriage in the South is for weak men and the evidence is there. Only Northern men should marry because many of them are not simps and their vaginarians are not as terrible as the vaginarians down South.

Broderly,you be correct manchi. Our girls up here in North are far better than those in south.

But either way,on top vagina people matter you still need to be careful mek you no loose guard.

STEWpid:
Chai..

1. It's either you're a SIMP, that you feel worthless to receive a direct greenlight from a babe. May be it was so strange and you couldn't control it.

2. Even though sex is powerful, people like Davido, Tuface, Don Jazzy, & co have slept with different kind of girls, different colour but their life kept on going higher.

3. Some girls' horniness can make them go for anything. So you might not even be her choice but just because she's plainly Stewpid based on hornie level.

All in All, The Both of You Are Rigidly Stewpid.

Don't forget,you are also STEWPID

aQUINandmore:
For the money and for the passion, all join.
I have never acted porn in front of the camera but I will surely give it a thought for the right amount.

As a real nigga, I fully appreciate your honesty

willi926:
I still maintain that there are SOME women wey no go send ur papa attention irrespective of the names u mention there. If they feel u are giving them attitude they will jejely face front. After all u are not the only man.

Guy why na? Wetin mek you mention him papa?

pansophist:
Thanks man.

But you suppose dash me money lol. No need talk too much.

you na boss na.

pansophist:
Reality sef don handle you wotowoto offline

Na turn by turn, e go reach all of us. Especially if your family no plan anything down for you, just as Naija no plans anything down for all of us.

This life eh, e de pain me say na when we de inside soup, we de learn. If bad thing never happen, we de stubborn and think say we be the exception.

Na others go suffer, not us. Na others go de jobless, not me. God like me, but maybe hate others, na why life no better for them.

For men, their test in life is to hustle hard in their 20s, to be valuable in their 30s and ride on that as they grow older.

For women, it's to catch the best man in their 20s, then ride into motherhood from there.

Of course there might be delineation to this rule, but at the very basic, it's what it is.

But right now, women go sleep around, turn their womb to graveyard via series of abortion, mess up themselves emotionally, that only manipulation will be degree, certificate and expertise they have, to get what they want in life.

For men, 30s becomes the age of extreme loneliness. Your friends who did well for themselves will bone you. He will be invincible to girls, and parents are old expecting money from him.

He will watch as his life waste away in his eyes, and such a man becomes extremely dangerous, since he is a bag of frustration.

This life. Na as you lay your mat, you go sleep on top am.

Lol.

Mr pansophist sir, I want to thank you immensely for all your contribution on this great forum,from your comments down to your post. you have no idea of how much knowledge myself and many others have gain from you.

The day wey u go leave nairaland I swear e go pain me die, na why I dey follow you back to back.

Beverlyjean:
Go and watch justpearlythings on youtube..maybe she's a man as well....

No vex, but most ladies are known to be comfortable with lies and not cold harsh truth of reality. I must say, I'm highly impressed. (But I still dey doubt sey u no b man)

Meanwhile, what you wrote up there is nothing but the absolute truth. Wish all ladies would care to listen.

Beverlyjean:
What you fail to understand is that its women this will affect the most... a man can decide to get married at 50 and you will see a flock of women in their 20s willing to take the ring as long as he can take care of them...women don't have that luxury due to the biological factor .... this is one reason why I condem modern ways of women ... they think its a competition but they are only ruining their future and chance ... whether we like it or not, men hold the ace ... no matter how society tries to throw deception

I find it difficult to believe a lady said this... Abeg guy no dey pretend,you be manchi ba?

Ishilove:
Oga, not everyone plays bet so it is difficult to understand this your analogy.

Where are my fellow betnaija punters? Oya mek una help this banny understand wetin she no grab.

Af0nja:
What do you expect from weak, ugly and unsexy men that can't attract women without simping?

Well said. Nothing to add.

Basicend:
The guy don dey calculate say the millions of euros per annum go remove him family and even village from poverty line for decades. .

Instead make go dey huzzle for Chelsea or Madrid or one useless Europeans club for years. . make dem break him leg. .

The way Saudi dey confuse Europe based players and coaches now ehh. .

People keep blaming Nigerian girls as confused, I hope they can now reason how their situation dey be like. .

Bro I had to say this... too much wisdom dey your head walahi

Omoh...men don old o.

Back then,as a kid,the best way to enjoy power is to own a ball in your neighborhood. Boys go pamper you as you call the shots,if not Dem no born Dem to play your ball

Treadway:
E remain Jada. She is still waiting for Will Smith money to compound well well before she strikes. All the women in this Steve Harvey life jus dey share kpekus. His daughter is sharing kpekus sotey when MBJ wan wife am she run say she still wan run street more. Now even the wife join share kpekus give domestic staff sef.

A lesson that money, fine suits, fame, sense of humor (bros na comedy icon imagine), and even a well-moisturised moustache ain't gonna keep the average female who don chop western ideology tire...No doubt about it, fewer and fewer men in the west will be interested in marriage. As of now, ain't no benefit for the men, only the women benefit. Imagine wrecking a dude, breaking his heart and taking 200m of his hard earned money. This fine heifer is one cold bitchhhh.

We still dey enjoy for here on top this marriage levels aswear

Broderly no be mouth,any president wey go rule naija com make this kind of laws wey go destroy men, I swear to God I go kill am personally. And others wey go support such rubbish

This is how it is...

Any relationship involving both sex,the male gender is always the losing party. If you like mek you dey Bleep the girl 24/7.

After all na only the Bleep be your gain,but you'll lose a lot.


You go lose money,time,energy,and if it happens you became unfortunate, you also lose your LIFE. MEN BE WISE!!!