₦airaland Forum

Benz4pimp:
Like I said in Kemi’s thread,you can never be struck by lightning and live to tell the story,she was just looking for traffic but Nigerians believe anything they read without investigation

yes you can. It doesn't happen often but some persons have survived lightning strikes (they are not left unharmed though).

olanreyman:
Women are overhyped

for us straight guys, no they aren't.

I have plans of becoming a rich man. Hahaha... The small boy get flows jor.
The babe fine sha.

kullozone:
Lol... Them don bandage one head make e no tear into pieces after enough planking.

These ones lives don baje!

Na the third and most dangerous thieves (police/SARS) go kon enjoy the money

lol. Na so o.

Hmmm... So touching. Man's inhumanity to man.

Only interested in the part where she was shocked that another man was minding his business. Ladies want to be treated equally with men, and still want men to protect them.

The wankster likely has mental issues though. What sane person does something so stupid so shamelessly?

I don't trust Nigerian politicians to not try to get the machine rigged. You'd vote the opposition party but the machine would record the ruling party.

beautyhd:
What happened to his first marriage? The man might not be a saint after all. Only God knows what the woman might have gone through in his hands to have taken such an evil decision.

R.I.P man, in your next world remain celibate

smh... Some of you ladies are just unbelievable. You still found a way to paint him the bad guy, and made the lady murderer the victim.

Jsaviour:
That was how one told my uncle that God asked him to bring 50k each for the number of his age so that people planning his death won't succeed. My uncle is 54 years old so use your hand calculate the amount.

but seriously, 2.7million naira is not too much to pay for one's life na

I swear pastors are something else.

Fine babe. I bet she would still look sweet without the makeup.

DebTem:
.....
While everybody is dropping their contributions on the issue on ground...
Kuchikau1 ... biacan ... joeeee240 ... Bahddo are just in one corner minding their business.

I'm here laughing my head off because of the four of you... Hahahaha!!!.

Shey wetin dey ground nor concern una ni?.... Heheehhehe!!.

BTW... biacan and joeeee240.. You guys should chillax nah...lol
#nobody should insult me ooo. I'm having headache in my leg...hahaha!!#

lol. I was contributing o, then biancan's foolishness happened.

How far, looks like you are interested.. Pick your side

kuchikau1:
pls dnt FVCK her when she is menstruating o!

thanks bro. I'd relay the advise to my dog

joeeee240:
LOL. BIACAN NA MUMU TROLL. I LIKE HER TROLLING SHA CUZ SHE USES MENTIONS TO GET ORGASM

lol. Yeah she likes the mentions, but she isn't interesting. Or maybe na me no get that kind time today.

biacan:
Take your two minutes fame and get off my mention

lol. This troll is a funny kind of stupid. You quote people minding their business like you have something meaningful to say, and then go ahead to embarrass yourself.

You have been noticed, but you aren't interesting. So... Bye.

biacan:
Neither I'm I one of your sisters.......you're a chronic cheat it is written all over you

ok... Your opinion has been noted. Is there anything else you'd like to add?

biacan:
Your ex probably left you because you're a chronic cheat....

lol. You don't know me, don't act you do. I'm not one of your brothers.

I can totally relate. That's how my ex was, a nice girl but wrapped up in her own emotions and somewhat unstable. She said it was over up to 3 times, and when I don't say anything, she would pull the tears card. I finally got fed up and ended it. Mehn... Glad I've gone past all that nonsense..

These are warning signs. If you don't want to spend your marriage fighting and looking for ways to escape a marital nightmare, better let go now.

Tina1223:
oya na bring money

ah.... Just like that? So you'd really get you a male room mate?

Tina1223:
a flat mate is urgently needed to share rent and utility bills at ikorodu Lagos. its a one bedroom self contain apartment with two toilets, wardrobes and kitchen cabinets. electricity is stable, water is drinkable and the street is Tared. the rent is 150k total package is 200k. need a flat mate to split the fee.
am a 23 years old lady very outgoing and success driven as such I will like my future mate to posses the following characteristics:
a Christian
a non smoker
no clubbing and late parties
should be vision oriented
must be working cause I work too
be able to contribute financially to the needs of the house
and finally pls don't be a snob just be cool and friendly and we are good to go surely it won't be all rosy but we should b e able to work it out if you have a place in a good location for business and u are in need of a flat mate just buzz me will come check it out if its good by me I will move in with u
amount required: 100k
if interested pls send me an e-mail @ tinageorgeconcept28@gmail.com or send me a WhatsApp message on 08117935069
pls for serious minded ladies only...

Tina1223, I am male and interested

brodalokie:
The Bible is not subject to politics. The topic of tithe is not up for debate by politicians...

Are you a Christian?

What do you think? One of us is trying to explain something from the Bible, and the other (with an Islamic oath on his profile) has been hushing him with personal attacks.

KingLennon:
A strike from the giraffe's head or legs?

legs. As for the head, it is horned. If it strikes a person with it near any vital organ, it could easily cause death. Girrafes are gentle, but make no mistake they can kill.

KingLennon:
A rare and worse way to die. Of all the animals, you're killed by a giraffe. RIP man

just so you know, a giraffe can break a lion's rib with a single strike. A strong man is several times weaker than a lion.

brodalokie:
Don't talk about the Holy Bible like you're explaining politics. Both the law and testimony backs tithing...

What do you even know about our Lord Jesus?
Are you a Christian? Have you received the Holy Ghost if yes?

lol. You think you know Jesus? Why is it you have your heart closed to what the Bible says? Well, even the ones worshipping their pastors think they know Jesus.

brodalokie:
God said you should tithe, take it on faith. The anti-tithers are preachers of the knowledge of good and evil, the free moral agency gospel. You know what happens when you accept their doctrine don't you? Look at the garden of Eden

this is about what the pastor said (that people who don't tithe would die quick), and I'm asking why the non-tithers are still alive when they aren't tithing. If you don't have anything reasonable to say, you could have just walked along.

God told the Jews to tithe because they had a levitical priesthood dedicated to working in the temple instead of cultivating personal fields. We do not have such a temple now and Jesus has replaced the levitical priesthood as he is both King and Priest forever (read Hebrews 7). The Mosaic law isn't binding on Christians, although one can glean principles from them.

God wants you to give your money to help the needy (orphans and widows), not to help a rich pastor get another private jet.

You guys can stop the threats. Do the right thing, not just because you would be punished if you don't. That's what makes you a good person.

Stupidity. Why have the anti-tithers not all died?

TheCrazyDon:
Always keep it simple stupid with the main points . No one has time to read long notes

your point is :The illiterate/corrupt leaders do not support Nigeria's Tech Startups. Buhari is incompetent. Nigerians are tribal

do not tell non-programmers to 'Keep It Simple Stupid'. They would think you are insulting them.

Hmmm.... N100million is plenty money. Honestly, I'd give it second thoughts

You didn't say they shouldn't do it at all. So who should they do it with?

RealDannie:
This their gods in delta doesn't tolerate cheating...I thought it was all a joke when a friend told me about it.


RIP TO THE DEAD!


And for the wife and her cheating partner, I hope they are satisfied now

those gods are stupid then. They would kill the innocent mate and leave the cheating spouse?

prettyomidan:
Cinderella, the Incredible Hulk and Pinocchio are walking down the street.

They come across a sign that says: Beauty Contest.
Cinderella takes a look at the sign and says she is going to enter the contest.
After 10 minutes she comes out with the 1st prize.

They walk further down the road and come across another sign that reads: "Strongest man contest".
Hulk takes a look at it and says, "Hulk smash!!!" and then enters. Sure enough, within 2 minutes he is out with the 1st prize.

They walk further and then come across yet another sign. This one says: "World's BIGGEST liar".
Pinocchio says, "This one is for me", and he rushes right in. After about 3 straight hours he comes out with tears in his eyes.

Hulk and Cinderella ask, "What happened?"

Pinochio replies "Who on Earth is Lai Mohammed?"

hahahahaha

revelation2013:
How can a beautiful lady like this allow this man to convince her into doing this rubbish?

what if it's the woman that convinced the man?

Damage control. His advisers have talked sense into his dense head.