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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Balaking: 5:50pm On Feb 15, 2020
Chester7:
more apl to come. it is not over.
Allah ya sa muna da rabo, ameen

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Balaking: 6:40am On Feb 15, 2020
Please how do you guys get all these foreign scholarships , kindly help out

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Balaking: 6:23am On Feb 15, 2020
fabulousLady:
Please has any female been contacted? All successful applicants I've seen are males.

Please any female got the apl yet?
grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Balaking: 6:08am On Dec 06, 2019
balher:
did anyone Shortlisted to write NITDA Msc and /or PhD test on 10 Dec 2019, at Abuja by 3.00pm, just got invitation now.
yes bro please I need study materials

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Balaking: 9:30am On Nov 26, 2019
Hahaha ha

Politics / Re: If One Person Should Be Allowed To Rule Nigeria Indefinitely Who Should It Be? by Balaking: 8:02am On Nov 26, 2019
mansakhalifa:
I didn't want to comment until the 'spirit' whispered in my ears.

I think that person should be 'moi'. Me cool I got a blue print.

You guys are really gonna have a ball if I ever get that chance. You post one annoying s#it online or bleep up anywhere, you are going to find yourself sweeping the bloody streets and living in a psychiatric ward for the rest of your bloody life.
And you don't have to post stuff about the government to win a free ticket to mop the streets. Of course not. Just post any trash. A lot of Nairalanders might have to flee the country.

You take up arms against the State, I will not spare you like these corrupt, milk and butter treatment that those crooks get from this democrazy. I will definitely find you, your family and everybody connected to you- including your pets and livestock- and do the needful. F*ck AI or the Human Rights community as long as I get the job done, they scream blue murder or 'genocide' till the end of time.

Then my foreign policy is gonna be damn intriguing. Picture me siddling closer to the meanest asses in Moscow and Pyongyang or wherever that is{except Beijing}. Somewhere in my dark side, I love how those regimes role. I miss Fidel though.
With their help, I'm gonna build one heck of a large arms dump.

Economy... well... should I just emulate Pol Pot by dragging y'all lazy asses back to the farm cool lol just kidding there. But the country's gonna be a bit more self-reliant. Almost insular.

But I mean the rest. My manifesto. I'm so the 'right guy', ain't I? A classic benevolent dictator like Tito. I could borrow a few tips from the 'Brother Leader' himself too. Yeah.



Lol you will be impeached before your first fec meeting
Education / Please What Materials Do I Need To Study For The Nitda And Pdf Scholarshi Scheme by Balaking: 1:29pm On Nov 25, 2019
Nitda or PDF scholarship schemes please help with materials needed.
Politics / Re: If One Person Should Be Allowed To Rule Nigeria Indefinitely Who Should It Be? by Balaking: 12:33pm On Nov 25, 2019
content208:
Balaking, have you ever heard that absolute power corrupts absolutely?

Your kind of question can only come from somene in whom education has no benefit.

Education is supposed to liberate people but your own seems to have dug your grave of ignorance and mental backwardness deeper.

I am not trying to promote or suggest dictatorship or any form of autocracy. But what if we could modify our form of democracy to enable a president to serve indefinitely until an independent body or groups (international or local) regard him/her as unfit to continue serving as president which would lead to his/her impeachment. Obviously this person would be voted in by the general public.
Politics / If One Person Should Be Allowed To Rule Nigeria Indefinitely Who Should It Be? by Balaking: 11:57am On Nov 25, 2019
The one man/woman that has it all and will surely transform this country
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Balaking: 2:25pm On Nov 19, 2019
Abuja peeps

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Balaking: 7:47am On Nov 07, 2019
Haltek:


But how can someone succeed in doing nothing? Just wondering if you could explain.
By doing nothing duh undecided

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Balaking: 7:46am On Nov 07, 2019
Hmmm
Education / Re: Studying At Uganda Does It Worth It? by Balaking: 3:14pm On Oct 31, 2019
I studied in Uganda
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Balaking: 3:06pm On Oct 31, 2019
kachii77:
i think its either the senate committee upstream or downstream
Albert Akpan (akwa ibom ) or Sabo Mohammed Nakudu (jigawa) grin grin boys 1 start to they decode states
the other guy said he heard president so that means only one person made it from either jigawa , akwa ibom, katsina or yobe

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Balaking: 2:33pm On Oct 31, 2019
donifez:


I saw this, I heard the Chairman State though not President.

They did not say cancel ooh. They said on hold.
hi which of the chairman please
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Balaking: 2:03pm On Oct 31, 2019
Shalnick23:
Guys I think the list is ready but the wait might not be over just yet. I was watching a program on AIT not long ago and the Senate committee on petroleum holding the list on their hands said it doesn't reflect federal character hence the recruitment should be cancelled, that a state has 17 names while the President's state has just 1. So let's hope they resolve the issue amicably without substituting names or the recruitment been cancelled coz I no trust these Senate guys.
so you mean katsina has only one candidate cry shocked shocked cry
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Balaking: 1:19pm On Oct 31, 2019
NwanyiOkpa:
let's just pry they cancel this recruitment process and start afresh.
That's what your dad said in the labor room when you were born

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Balaking: 11:02pm On Oct 28, 2019
Gmajor:

Why can't he just enter the transactions into the book as they occur during the day instead of putting it off for later?
he doesn't move around with the book for security reasons , he leaves it at home so he can only update it when he comes back at night thanks
Fashion / Re: I Lightened My Skin And I Now Have Multiple Stretch Marks by Balaking: 11:00pm On Oct 28, 2019
mysticgal:

You can use palmers cocoa butter. This lotion is simply nature’s goodness. It is moisturizing and good for dry skin. It also fades stretch marks I hear and undeniably smooth on the skin. However I’d advise you not use too much on your face because you could get face clog but hey, it’s amazing, isn’t it. It also has a soap too, I haven’t tried it but I hear it is amaze balls wink

Then there is Nivea cocoa butter lotion. God, I once used this because it’s scented like my mama, it has a chocochoco scent and smooooth on the skin. If you have a sensitive skin like mine, this is your best bet.

For skin care soaps, well, I am not too certain but makes sure you hold your dark skin tight, no toning or lightening. You could try baby soaps to get silky skin wink
But then, like I would always say, use sun screen. You can get one for 2k in reliable cosmetic shops like gossip, shoprite and others. Buy original oh
thanks alot but I need something for my face specifically it's just too awfully black
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Balaking: 7:22pm On Oct 28, 2019
detola27:

Accounteer should be a quick fix. It's available on playstore.
thanks slot bro
Programming / Re: I Want To Learn Programming. Which Language Should I Start With? by Balaking: 6:59pm On Oct 28, 2019
Sorry
My dad makes a lot of transactions daily and keeps his records in a little blue book at the end of the day before he goes to sleep. The problem is sometimes he forgets some transactions and that results into massive loss please I need suggestions for very simple mobile app to install in his phone so that he can easily record transactions on his phone immediately they occur .
Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Balaking: 6:58pm On Oct 28, 2019
Sorry
My dad makes a lot of transactions daily and keeps his records in a little blue book at the end of the day before he goes to sleep. The problem is sometimes he forgets some transactions and that results into massive loss please I need suggestions for very simple mobile app to install in his phone so that he can easily record transactions on his phone immediately they occur .
Thanks
Business / Urgent Help Please by Balaking: 6:57pm On Oct 28, 2019
Sorry
My dad makes a lot of transactions daily and keeps his records in a little blue book at the end of the day before he goes to sleep. The problem is sometimes he forgets some transactions and that results into massive loss please I need suggestions for very simple mobile app to install in his phone so that he can easily record transactions on his phone immediately they occur .
Thanks
Fashion / Re: I Lightened My Skin And I Now Have Multiple Stretch Marks by Balaking: 6:40pm On Oct 28, 2019
tot:
It's funny how there are so many guys commenting on this post.
shows how desperate Nigerian men are for skin care grin
Fashion / Re: I Lightened My Skin And I Now Have Multiple Stretch Marks by Balaking: 4:00pm On Oct 28, 2019
mysticgal:

It depends on your budget, what is your price range
5000k for fresh dark skin like Idris Elba possible?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Balaking: 4:40pm On Oct 27, 2019
Fredkio:
Approximately how many people do you guys think they will take from each state. Just curious
are you from the south west?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Balaking: 5:24pm On Oct 23, 2019
So you thought you'll just go for interview and then collect nnpc apl just like that abi..
NNPC ?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Balaking: 1:56pm On Oct 21, 2019
Lolz even if I will return any money ,i'll first wait for the list to come out if my name is on it then I'll return it if not no be ontop my head den go sing broda wey mumu

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Balaking: 10:53pm On Oct 18, 2019
I've finally given up on this recruitment, I pray Almighty Allah will consider all the time and efforts I invested and bless me with something far more rewarding.
Ameen cry cry .
P.S I give up on Nigeria

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Balaking: 2:01pm On Oct 17, 2019
Fabian24:
3rd July ,1:30pm GT have not been paid tfare allowance
congratulations bro
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Balaking: 4:04pm On Oct 14, 2019
Hmmm mostly guys from the south west are getting multiple payment does this have a correlation with what others said about the majority of names on the list coming from the west

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