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This is Oronto Douglas writing a letter to his Oga, the trainee President of Nigeria, President Jonadunce.

MUHEHEHEHEHE No be only MEND na BEND.

Yeye, who dey fool who?

I have not been to Nigeria in like 4 months now. However, I have to note that the only people who seem to be getting this "uninterrupted" power supply is Fraudulent Nigerian, Taharqa and the rest of the gang.

Do you guys have a special line to your homes? I want to know so I can plan my next Nigeria trip to a place where I get steady electricity.

Hehehehehe Nigerians abeg make una no kill Jona for Pepe O. We know say the man dey fall hand but this one wey una dey abuse am because e take picshor na over do abeg.

Clerverly, thelastPope(m), OmidanOjuloge and 2 guest(s)

Bros, how far now?

Oil is stolen and exported, good. What of the one stolen and used internally? Look at the ruins in Arepo village. Someone once told me between Ogun State and Lagos, there are close to 100 points where the pipelines have been broken, oil stolen and the environment destroyed. And not just between Lagos and Ogun, there are thousand other places in Nigeria suffering this same issue created by criminals in collaboration with officials of the NNPC.

Look at the ruins in the photo below. And not just in this place, there are many more places in the Niger Delta that are worse than this. To be fair to him, it did not start with him. However, you will expect that being a Son of the soil, he will address it with all seriousness. We were wrong, he had only a mediocre solution to the problem by settling the likes of Tompolo and Asari to police the waterways. What we have today is an even bigger theft and destruction than we had in the past.

I visited Brass once and I could not drink water, I was on fizzy drinks for days and we have to wait for the "international community". What a deluded mofo masquerading as a leader.

“There are some certain elements in the leadership of CAN led by Cardinal John Onaiyekan because he lost CAN Presidency to Oritsejafor who has a lot of achievements.”

Now who is PDP? This is the type of response you will get from the smelly brain of Olisa Metuh aka Fraudulent Nigerian and Doyin Okupe- the fat ugly pig.

Instead of addressing the issues they chase shadows thus showing how unintelligent they are.

Rest In Peace to the Christian Association of Nigeria. CAN has gone to the dogs.

taharqa: It is not for nothing that i always say dat u are d 'LOUDEST mouth-ed, TINIEST brain-ed Resident ijioot' we hv on NL- you always never fail. Well done.... If you knew anything you hv known dat 1st off crude oil theft hv significantly reducd in Nigeria in d last couple of months cos of d Presidential directive to d Navy, JTF and odas; still, there are still certain factors (both internal and external) that is hindering d complete executn of d directive- BRING ALL CRUDE THEFT TO A HALT. President Jonathan had an opportunity in an International press to emphasize d external factors and he took it i.e the developd countries shld do more to discourage Refineries in dier countries from buying stolen crude and keep a market for it. Again, if you know anything you wud hv bn aware that this and a ban on small weapons are the two tins that Nigeria hv bn pushing in d UN since OBJ's time ;Nigeria's leadaship already lead last yr to an unprecentd deal on Small weapons whilst she is still pushing on d Crude oil tin (Nigeria essentiali wants d UN to treat stolen crude same way it treatd d so-calld 'Blood diamonds' so as to deny markets to these stolen goods). I recall that this move was very intense during d height of d Niger Delta crisis during OBJ and Yar'adua times, and GEJ hv just continued; that he use d international opportunity to quickly talk about it shows that he is d one who knows what he is talking about, and you..well an ignorant daft..... Oya, go and sleep

Another dunce. Can you present any verifiable evidence and not the ones from your ogogoro infested brain that oil theft has reduced in the Niger Delta? What one expects from Jonadunce is to say, "already we have done this that, that, that and we can see the benefits as bla bla bla bla has been achieved". And then he can bring in, "we also solicit for help from the international community...........". Simple!

But what we hear from President Jonadunce -a certified failure- is to deny responsibility and point accusing fingers at the "international community". Such rubbish will only appeal to a drunk like you.

dantti2006: Ballabigs research properly b4 talking, the north has the most pourous security in naija thru its borders, its like the mexico border issue US faces till 2day. And wat oil is in the north that will be stolen, all the oil installations and terminals are in the south where oil is drilled. We need the help of the international community 2treat crude oil d way dey did 4blood diamonds 2sanitize it. Crude oil theft onli happens cos European pple esp 4rm greece are buyin our stolen crude in exchange 4guns and oda stuffs funding militancy in Nigerian, if patronage 2stolen goods end, its theft will end 2. Let no1 decieve u even the security agents in UK and US aint that effective as their movies lead us 2believe and they have advanced tools we can't afford .

Mumu, mumu, mumu, another Apostle of President Jonadunce. North Sea and not Northern Nigeria.

Why do they not steal oil in the North Sea like they do in Nigeria? Simple, the state is weak, it cannot police its assets, it cannot police its borders and so the easy way out is to deny responsibility by pointing at the "international community". What a deluded Mofo.

It is your misery, the International community benefits from it, will not say anything and so you have to tackle it. My backyard for Pitakwa done scatter finish and we have to wait for international community? Deluded

Sincere 9gerian: Thats your opinion. Fortunately, the opinion of few disgruntled bad losers, expressed on platforms such as NL, count for NOTHING.

MUHEHEHE "bad losers", stale line, look for another one from your smelly brain.

Sincere 9gerian: Mr 'confidence', why not throw your hat in the ring and contest for the post of the president of Nigeria in the next elections so we can see how confident you are?
Yeye!!

I do not need to be the President of Nigeria to show how confident I am. Besides I will not even go there if I know I am not ready and so I don't need a smelly human like you to tell me what to do. There you have a man standing like a houseboy in front of Hilary.

Simple, he is not ready, he is not inspiring, he does not know what it takes to lead, he denies responsibility, he is a big coward with no confidence.

Sincere 9gerian: These kids on NL cant stop being silly. Why would the president of a country be scared or lack confidence? Scared of who? I just dont understand these bad losers.

I agree GEJ is not a powerful public speaker like Obama, Rochas or Fashola and sometimes does not prepare well for interviews but Jonathan is Jonathan and governance is not all about giving powerful speeches here and there.

Suggestions that GEJ is scared or lacked confidence for whatever reason can only come from depraved minds and silly fault-finders.

Fraudulent Nigerian, this man looking like a houseboy in this photo has "confidence"?

Another Jonadunce interview. President Jonadunce, no passion when he speaks, no finesse, uninspiring, could not even answer the questions properly. I am sure the lady was glad to bring it to an end. What a waste.

aryzgreat: Thirdly, u accused the catholic church of keeping mum? thats laughable! Who among the christian leaders has been more vocal than Bishop hassan kuka of sokoto Diocese, Cardinal okogie of lagos, Cardinal Onaiyekan, Monsignor Osu, d director of communication Abuja Archdioces? How can d catholic keep mum when its mostly catholic churches dat rxv boko haram attack? St Theresa Madalla and co comes to mind. My broda the security challenge at hand requires more diplomatic resolution than mere shouting and telling xtians to arm themselves, is that d teaching of Christ? U should congratulate Cardinal onaiyekan for preaching peace even in d face of provocative attack on catholic church and other xtian churches rada than igniting fire. U handle this issue with maturity else it explodes and those telling u to arm ur self will enter their private jet and fly out.

I demand apology from u for spewing lies against d church in an effort to sound smart, u short ur self on d foot bro. Peace!

O who wrote this? You deserve more than progress in your life for having an understanding of the issues.

brownlord: Stop lying to urself bro, Orisejafor is the first president of CAN who's a Pentecostal, let stop fooling ourselves if we say we Christians, this is not Muslims or other religion, mind you they watching us

But you said non-catholic? You see, you are a liar.

brownlord: Which of the idahosa? You mean arch bishop benson idahosa? I just pity you, see how you lying to urself, the same idahosa that was spiritual father / mentor to ayo, you want to incure Gods wrought

Close your mouth, they hard a long tussle in the 1980s over Church ownership in Benin. If you were not born then or to young to know the story please ask the elders in your home.

Orisha is a fraud and a thug. He is not a model for any aspiring Christian leader. Christian leaders are known to be meek ala John Paul II and Benedict XIV, but what we have in Orisha is an ex drug addict. He confessed to given up drugs but with the way he carries himself, I doubt it.

Is that the man you want the likes of Okogie, Most Rev Obinna and the gentleman Onaiyekan to be associated with? Tufiakwa.

brownlord: What a shame, let the catholic bodies say the truth, is this not the first time a non catholic is leading CAN you see the born to rule mentality with we Nigerians,if it was the catholic leading this same CAN they wont hv reasons to pull out, now it's a non catholic they give all forms of excuse, is this in anyway diff. From the Jona and nothern palava that is tearing this nation apart, had there been a time the same CAN has never been close to the govt? What the objectives of the body to start with, is it not to represent Christians before the govt. so their problem now is that he's too close to the govt. doesnt that suggest to them the reason for been too close is because the govt. is led by a Christian, Abeg let this idiot say what their problem is and stop lying to the public

@ IYA NGBALI and co, you all arenhypocrits

Was Sunday Mbang a catholic? You are the hypocrite here.

Yes O time to put Bishop Orisha-gear-four in his place. This is a man that had a long tussle with the late Idahosa over Church ownership to the extent it was alleged that they sent assassins after themselves.

The fact that Orisha is the leader of CAN is a shame on Christianity in Nigeria. Orisha is a thug, a ganja farmer, today he is the leader of CAN. RIP to the Christian Association of Nigeria.

Demdem: Actually, u av a good point. before him, expectations and exposures of Nigerians arent these high. The sentiments that was put in play to get him elected has never been seen before in this country. People voted for the retardeen and not PDP, do u know the gravity of such a statement?
To whom much is given, much is expected. Peeps raised their hopes and so far he has dissapointed quite a substantial number of people who even never participated in the political process before his time. They all now know that they have been fooled and this somehow explains this very high "revilation" from them.

You get the issue. Many foolishly placed their hope on a confirmed failure, however, what they see today is a continuation of the old. It is a continuation of the deceitful style used by OBJ, IBB, Abacha and the rest. Tell lies on the pages of newspapers, commission few boreholes, deny responsibility, say it is a gradual process, vision 2000, 2010, 2020, set up committees and panels while trillions are being looted.

He is a joke, anyone who places hope on a failure like Jonathan is a confirmed m0r0n.

He is a fraud, a brigand, a rogue, a criminal and a thief. How else do you explain the loss of N5 trillion from the treasury and he wittingly trying to make the excuse that corruption is not an issue, "most accidents are on good roads". So let's steal the money and make the roads bad?

President Jonafraud, GCFR, Grand Corrupter of the Federal Republic

I don't need Amanpour to interview him, I just need Isha Sesay to give him another dose of what she gave him the last time. He is a known failure.

They should ask him about Haliburton and Malabu and watch him stammer

Err President Jonadunce, GCFR, Grand Corrupter of the Federal Republic.

How many EPL players do you have in that your national team? Mikel and Victor Moses, e done finish. Who again? On the other hand Ivory Coast has, Kolo, Yaya, Gervinho, Arouna Kone, Bamba was with Leicester city, Cheikh Tiote.

So how EPL take destroy una life. Grow your game, invest in education, sports grows through a sound education system. You are not investing but you want to reap. Una dey chop una money and you blame the EPL, how convenient.

okpara ugo: Nobody is defending GEJ, his priorities are most times distorted. He once didnt have shoes but today 1billion is small for his feeding in one year.

This is actually the behaviour of all Nigerians. That is what our leaders represent, they are from among us, they forget their roots once they get there. But i dont see how a delapidated hostel with a Rector/V.C. and dean of students affairs will start attrcting GEJ's blame. Even in sectors with excess budgetary allocations, what we see is embezzlement by government officials who should utilize these funds for the common man.

The problem is, how do we change this mindset of public funds embezzlement

You need a change programme initiated and driven by leadership. Jona has one called "transformation" which is only by mouth. As a leader you can't drive change when you have not set the right tone at the top. The tone at the top in Nigeria is one of roguery, thievery, brigandage, fraud and criminality. Is one where Alams a convict makes decisions at Aso Villa. No one will take such a change manager seriously. And that is why he is a part of the problem.


He has not set the right tone to be cascaded down through the country. We know he is a mediocre and we can't take him serious.

Please note that the problem did not start with GEJ. However, we brought him in to solve these problems not fully but partly.

But what we have is a leader that prioritizes private jets above educational facilities. A leader that prioritizes food for dogs in Aso Villa above how students live in Nigeria. A leader that prioritizes Sambo's guest house of N11 billion above our high value institutions.

Above all a leader that has vamoosed with N7 trillion under two years. So he is a part of the problem as he is not solving but adding to it.

Yeye, wetin concern me concern Super Eagles. As far as I am concerned the player of this tournament so far is that Ethiopian keeper wey collect red card.

For that singular drop kick wey e give that Zambian guy, in fact he deserves the African footballer of the year

It is not new, Nigeria has many female soldiers.

All these babes wey dey bomb young boys for town, what do you call them

Just saying

losthope aka Reno Omokri, is this how you do it with Oronto Douglas daily?

OVOKO!!! David Mark must hear this.

taharqa: You are a CLOWN and a COWARD. Abeg use shame tk lead d debate of d thrash u wrote b4 which i commentd on, i rili feel like sub-mobbing smone dis hot aftanoon.. Imagine smone saying that GEJ has so far spent $50billion on power so far. FISH BRAINED

May God have mercy on your rotten soul. You are not even saying they did not steal, what you say is they did not steal up to that.

Chaiiiii, you are a mug.

However, I put it to you that N7 trillion has gone missing from our national treasury in the last 3 years wey Jona dey there.

thelastPope: what is with the use of strike through font style on someone's post. It reminds me of the "I touched you last" game we used to do in primary school. How does that cancel my post that is still there for all to read? . How old are you? . SMH!

Naaaahhhh, it is me assessing the work of an intellectual midget like you.

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thelastPope: With privatisation, the government would not need to do that. The private companies would ensure that. It is good for their business. What did NCC had to do to get the telecom firms to hit over 100 million lines? Absolutely nothing. The onus is on the firms to achieve that. Competition will drive that. It is that simple. One of the reasons essential services work abroad is because citizens pay through their teeth and the firms make good money. It is that simple

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Rubbish. Energy privatization is quite different and more complex than telecommunication. Why? Not the same products and not the same country factors and thus you cannot use a "blanket" approach to support your argument.