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Una no go kill me tonight

efilefun: [color=#000099][/color][b][/b]Last week monday morning I went to the bank to use ATM and fill some forms sha (so I could receive alert) on my way out I was stopped by some policemen, next thing I heard was " what's in ur possession" I smiled and told them my phones and the money I went to withdraw from the atm, next thing I heard was "you go follow us reach station, we don dey find u tey tey u this criminal" I was surprised and kept laughing cuz I knew there was nothing implicating on me so I followed them, immediately we got there they collected my phone and went thru the messages and phone numbers, immediately they saw my girlz number and those of my elder brothers, (since they out of the country) next thing they said was it belongs to white people I have been "scamming" I told them to cool down so I could show them our conversations but they refused They were like no nigerian girl answers "MI AMOR" then I told them to dial those numbers and if they speak yoruba to anybody who picks the call and didn't respond back they should lock me up but they refused cuz all they wanted was the money they found on me, Dem slap me tire, they kept shouting confess!!! One of dem even hit me with a stick on my stomach.... Immediately I pretend like say I don faint, They were scared but immediately they changed the story that their father was a criminal cuz they believed anything could happen to me @ the long run they released me after collecting the whole 15k I went to withdraw at the bank... I went back to the police station around 8pm on getting there they've closed their office but the window was opened I had a poly bag filled with "my poo' mixed with urine and I poured it inside that same office where I was been tortured, sure this morning dem go dey wash rug like , I also marked the face of the 1 wey hit me with stick, hin time go come soon.
Na lie joor

ASSU has already explained its position to the whole country time and time again. She the govt is importing new lecturers tomorrow abi?Berra pack your luggage and get to school

Why do I smell another bulletproof car on the way?

forumcitizens: Are you referring to ibos?

Nonsense! It won't work. How many of the so called lecturers are of professorial cadre? So the struggle should be abandoned cos some students got bored stayin at home?Never! The govt either pays or our school stay shut. Period!

Koachdee: NAF 2013 Airmen's final list came out exactly 3 weeks after interview, DSSC interview list came out exactly 3 weeks after zonal screening, I strongly belief DSSC final list will come out b4 20th December. Lets kip our fingers crossed

Thanks man

Does anyone have an idea on when the final list will be out?

stevnwigw1: the north has used ASUU to blackmail Jona, yet people are not complaining now you want to overthrow his govt by the military action if Ihejirika is removed, but it will not work so sorry about that.

Mumu. ASSU ppl for Owerri and Nsukka na aboki dem bi?

O hoo dey. No arrears no work. We no send FG. There are enough PHD's and professors in Otueke motor park to fill in the 'soon to be vacated' positions in our varsities. STRIKE CONTINUES

its just not gonna happen anytime soon. We cant have people who have probably never stepped foot in this country to exert an undue high influence over our political process. you wanna vote, you must be resident in nija.

Billyonaire: Am all for ban of Okada. So many people are now lazy cos of quick bucks. Okada riding makes young men not to seek skills.

rubbish

musKeeto: why catch a grenade when you can run away?

i salute your cowardice, i think id probably do the same

MRbrownJAY: therefore let me rephrase and say that there is nobody in this world that I love so much, that I would want to die for them, NOBODY!!!!
it would be against my beliefs as i love MYSELF more than anyone in this world, therefore doing such an act would obviously be wrong to me.

very well said. selfish but realistic. i salute your honesty

chucky234: Always right? Not now,not ever

I dont like the guy too

[quote author=sweet-aquifer]the hausas clearly lack any gift,resource or talent xcept their tricks, it is clear how serious and strong the campaign for the 2015 elections is. Politically, u will agree with me that the hausas are completely hopeless in the west with ACN raiding and dorminating that region. The east on the other hand is yet torn between PDP and APGA so they see an avenue to leo the east to their side by unnecessarily picking offence against the yorubas. I will only advice that they apply this trick to their cow chasing, and in maintaining their the record of being the worlds highest almagiries producers....old known vampires[/quote]Well said witch

AHMADU BELLO NATURALLY AHEAD

mrkels: Sahara reporters again? Well just enjoy this traffic for now, after now no one would bother reading anything from your site again. Nonsense!

Oga sorry oh. Saharareporters has more than a million hits per day, much more than your beloved nairaland. they still remain the most credible online news muckrakers so get used to them being around. Saharareporters what will we do without you?

lies! Lies i say

Sijo01: Aboki n yanriyan missing Business/crime with Religion.

Dont be dumb. Core northerners hardly carry drugs. Try and read the post again

Babzilla: I STAND TO BE CORRECTED BUT ISNT THE PENALTY DEATH?

My brother it is death o. My God! carry drugs to saudi arabia of all places? not for a billion dollars

Kslib: You get luck say na "END TIMES" you talk instead of "end times".. Lucky fella#

kai wannan dan iska ne fa

Kslib: You get luck say na "END TIMES" you talk instead of "end times".. Lucky fella#

kai wannan dan iska ne fa

mr mod your head no correct. you hia ba?

christ4mi: Nairalanders and their double face, you said Northern Leaders are critizing Boko Haram, now that they've critized them, Some of here open ur smelling gutter and start saying it a lie. Now what do u want them to do. Ungrateful jobless Nairalanders

i tire for some people on this forum oh. ACF keeps silent, they say acf supports BH, they condemn them na wahala. Ok oh. SMH sadly

your head no dey correct. olodo kawai

Demdem: Since her epic subsidy lies alongside Ngozi i have never trusted this woman. Ok, no one seems to know where she is now. Why is it a secret? She is hiding something jor.

No mind am jare. Me thinks she went for check up, was diagnosed, and later discharcarged. na in she come dey make mouth. Fact is that it is their evil policy of subsidy removal that is responsible for the current inflationary trends in our economy. The chickens have finally come home to roast

kinguwem: Enough of negotiations with barbarians. GEJ should employ the OBJ tactics. The Maidugari Terrorist camp should be levelled.

park well mr babarian. Who tell u say dem get camp?

sheyguy: They must be suspecting that MTN is cooperating with the SSS in identifying their stronghold.
If i may ask, them don shift time-table period from Sunday to Midweek? I swear this thing is being synchronized with EPL and UCL sha . . .

Apparently you are not far from the truth. A very close relation of mine is in top management in that particular office that was razed. i just off the phone with him. Its true that from this office, the security agencies obtain call logs of the terrorists and just a few months back they threatened to attack the office for providing such info. I repeatedly advised him to be cautious but he is under a moral and legal obligation to divulge any call logs that the JTF deem suspicious. im expecting him at the family house later this evening to give us a firsthand and detailed account of the attack

alaoeri: Locked up in cell with Boko haram members that one i won't believe.

why not? Lots of suspected boko haram members are locked up in various detention facilities in abuja and elsewhere

I am on nairaland strictly to improve my reading and laughing skills