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PoliticsRe: SHOCKING REVELATIONS OF BUHARI!!! by Balyz: 2:27pm On Sep 04, 2012
Murphy T: Below are some of the fradulent and corrupt practices Buhari engaged in during his reign in office and out of office.


Buhari Stole More Than any Nigerian.
**he stole $2.8b as Petroleum minister, Money found in his UK Bank.
**overthrow Shagari to cover his looting in oil minister.
**He locked up Nigerians who try to expose his stealing.

**OBJ scraped PTF over Buhari's misappropriation of over N2.5 billion

Shagari's regime (1979-1983), incurred Buhari's wrath when it decided to investigate the US$2.8 billion (current value $68billion) that disappeared from the Midland Bank, London account of the Nigerian National Petroleum Cooperation, (NNPC), during General Obasanjo's era as military head of state that preceded Shagari's.

Dr. Olusola Saraki, Turaki of Ilorin, was the majority party leader of the Senate at the time and he headed the Senate Committee set up to trace the stolen money after some three years of clamour for such an investigation by members of the civil society. [size=15pt]The money was traced to the Midland Bank London branch fixed account of Buhari[/size], Obasanjo's appointee as military head of the Nigerian National Petroleum Company.
The Committee's report was presented to the Senate during the tail end of Shagari's regime in 1983, so the House decided to deal with the matter soon after the 1983 general elections.

The attempt at civilian-to-civilian transition provided the fillip for mayhem at the time. The elections were marred by massive rigging because incumbent political office holders were refusing to slacken their stranglehold on Nigeria Plc., mortgaged as the leaders private property. On the 31st December, 1983, Buhari struck under the cover of the political commotion that trailed the presidential election results. Buhari generally had no agenda for leadership but vendetta against those he called critics and rabble-rousers. [size=15pt]Buhari did not see any moral wrong in his conversion of our oil money into his personal use. [/size]
Rather he railed at the press and what he described as the self-righteous sections of the country for making a big deal out of the issue. He locked up without trial, politicians and critics including Fela Anikulapo-Kuti, notorious for clamouring for the exposure of the oil money rogue.
Satire saved my neck at the time. Vera Ifudu, who was an NTA reporter then, was sacked through his prodding as military ruler, for reporting what Dr. Olusola Saraki had told her in an interview about how the missing money was traced to Buhari's account at a Midland Bank London branch. Vera eventually won her case of wrongful dismissal in court against the NTA and was financially compensated.

Abacha rehabilitated Buhari with the chairmanship of the Petroleum Trust Fund (PTF) before he (Abacha) died in 1998. When Obasanjo returned to power in May 1999 as civilian president, he found that over 2.5 billion naira had not been properly accounted for in the PTF and that there was not much on the ground to show for the colossal expenditure the agency was claiming.

On the day Obasanjo announced the scrapping of the PTF, a non-staff brother-in-law of the boss, allegedly serving as his conduit on some PTF projects, died suddenly from what appeared to be heart failure. Haruna Adamu, who was appointed by Obasanjo to investigate the PTF before finally consigning it to the dung heap, allegedly quickly pocketed one hundred million naira (N100million) of PTF's money before operating table could be set up for him, thus forcing Obasanjo to hurriedly close the place down without further investigations.
Buhari has been trying desperately since to return to power, perhaps to get a chance to shred the PTF documents?
Absolute rubbish
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Are Your Mannerisms? by Balyz: 1:50pm On Aug 31, 2012
Mine is 'BLAST!WHAT THE DEVIL'
PoliticsRe: N5,000 Will Strengthen The Cashless Policy – CBN Official by Balyz: 3:26am On Aug 27, 2012
oluchi jud: ..mtcheeeew.. U shld learn 2 think outta d box... Come 2 think of it... U were once a lecturer, i pity ur ex-students... Must u comment sef?...
Obviously you know nothing of satire
PoliticsRe: Trouble Over Ojukwu's Estate by Balyz: 5:24pm On Aug 26, 2012
onyebaba: Wat hole did u crawl out 4rm u good 4 notin fellow.. Was Ojukwu in anyway a govt official? Abi u neva hed abt his father Sir Louis Ojukwu? Get ur facts rite b4 writin wat u dnt knw.
But he most definately got government contracts
PoliticsRe: Faces/Images On The New 5000 Naira Note by Balyz: 10:28pm On Aug 25, 2012
afam4eva: I can understand Fumilayo Kuti and Margret Ekpo. Who's that Northerner. I've never heard of her in my life. These northerners must think the whole country revolves around them.
Perhaps you would prefer your father's picture on the new note?
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo And Bishop Wale Oke Back In The Days (PIC) by Balyz: 9:50pm On Aug 25, 2012
Before the billionaire days grin
CelebritiesRe: Chinedu Ikedieze (AKI) And His Beautiful Daughter! by Balyz: 9:29pm On Aug 25, 2012
God go bless you Aki for bringing so much laughter into our lives. The child will be just fine.
PoliticsRe: Adamawa Is Nigeria's Least Developed State by Balyz: 9:16pm On Aug 23, 2012
smile4kenn: Then they shouldn't have being a state at the first place!

http://carsdey.com/
Your mother shouldn't have given birth to you also
EducationRe: A.B.U Zaria 2012/2013 ASPIRANTS by Balyz: 9:23pm On Aug 19, 2012
double j1: Pls, can anyone help me with syllabus for 100 level medicine and surgery
Use this link and you should be fine: http://www.abu.edu.ng/acad_progs/degrees4.php
PoliticsRe: The New Nigeria Anthem- From The National Assembly by Balyz: 2:51am On Aug 19, 2012
Innunique: The National Assembly athem.

Arise o lootariots
the looters call obey
to loot our fathers land
with greed & zest & verve
the boot of all our leaders past
shall never be recovered
to steal with patience & vigor
One nation ruled by bandits
crooks and bribe takers.

O god of subsidy
protect our bribery scams
guide all our looters right
help our greed the loot to steal
in debts and terrorism we'll grow
and looting day and night
fat foreign accounts we have
and build a nation where Luck and cabals shall reign.
THE PLEDGE
I pledge to the umbrella of my party
to be greedy, clueless and corrupt
to loot Nigeria with all my strength
to defend our lootitude
and uphold our mansions and billions
so let us loot.
Right, thats brilliant!
EducationRe: A.B.U Zaria 2012/2013 ASPIRANTS by Balyz: 1:08am On Aug 14, 2012
Pakavy: U99 no b beans yrs ago o,am U05,spilt a yr but wuld b out nov this yr by his grace.i rememba this course u engine boys do in 200level,engineering drawing i tink wey dey make una sit tyt som days 2 d exam even thot u guys r given d paper som days 2 d exams.man u try joor.so hw is d labour market treating u?
Gainfully employed in a process industry in lagos but still had to run a masters in d old dept. The thing is, most abu graduates are highly capable. Tough labour market nonwithstanding, it comes with the rigorous academic training you get there. By the way meen 201 and 202 i carry over, drawing is a rare skill. As they say, YOU WILL SUCCEED
PoliticsRe: Fulani Threaten To Withdraw Cattle From Market by Balyz: 10:55pm On Aug 13, 2012
PapaBrowne: All the [b]Chicken [/b]farmers in the house say yeaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
All the [b]Fish [/b]farmers in the house say Yaaaaaaaaaoooooohhhhhh!!
All the [b]Snail [/b]farmers in the house say ehen!!!
Go Chicken, Go Turkey, Go Fish, Go Snail, Go Grasscutter ehen ehen!!!
When you cant even afford any of the above forementioned
PoliticsRe: Fulani Threaten To Withdraw Cattle From Market by Balyz: 10:52pm On Aug 13, 2012
illuminaty: ...chai....na turkey even mk sense pass
Can you afford it punk?
PoliticsRe: Seized Weapons From Maiduguri. Pictures!!! by Balyz: 1:01am On Aug 12, 2012
karya ne
EducationRe: A.B.U Zaria 2012/2013 ASPIRANTS by Balyz: 10:22pm On Aug 11, 2012
Pakavy: not even tym 4 urself especialy if u r in d bermuda triangle(vet,med and pharm).i 4got d last tym i cookd cos i eat my solid meals outside despite bin in my last lap in which d workload is xpected 2 decrease
My bros u don take me on memory lane to back in d days. In fact u sef too try. I bin read ordinary engineering and you too know what abu engine boys are about. As for cooking and dressing well, ABU made me a perpetual geek. I didnt just have the time. The good news is that in ABU, hard work pays. Good luck as you get out of the 'TRIANGLE'. Shout out to the U99 engineering class out dere
EducationRe: A.B.U Zaria 2012/2013 ASPIRANTS by Balyz: 10:09pm On Aug 11, 2012
Blaqbony: kissSee u guys shldt be wet-blankkyZ. B4 we put abu we already knw wat 2 xpect. Wat u guys shld do is 2 encoreg us. IF MED-SURG WILL STOP ME 4RM EATING, BELIV ME ''I DNT MIND''... Goodmrnin good pipo.
See you. Trust me as a former abusite i aint lying. Just ask any current or former abusite and he/she will confirm what ive just said. Mind you i did both my undergrad and PG there so i know what im talking about. My post was not intended to scare anyone, but only to serve as a kind of warning to all prospective applicants on what to expect. Besides if i can do it so can everyone else
EducationRe: A.B.U Zaria 2012/2013 ASPIRANTS by Balyz: 3:58am On Aug 10, 2012
See all these people. Make una no come ABU oh. Chei! D kin fire wey dey dat school eh. Na so so jacking levelz day and night. Never ever fool yourselves that there will be partying and lots of girls oh. Goodluck. You will thank me when u graduate(i hope)
PhonesRe: MTN Reviews Data Plan Packages by Balyz: 12:53pm On Aug 09, 2012
Mr Ford: Just unlock your modem
How can this be done?
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Under-developed The north – Prof. Ango Abdullahi by Balyz: 3:55am On Aug 09, 2012
PhysicsQED: This Abdullahi guy should be checked into a mental health facility or a clown college. He's not fit for regular society.
You can you ever dream of being a professor, talk much less of a vice chancellor?
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Pray For Your Future Spouse ( Wife/husband)? by Balyz: 11:55pm On Aug 08, 2012
zeefever: Why are you placing a curse on yourself?
Who d hell are you? No im not placing a curse on myself. Dont derail d thread
SportsRe: Why Nigerians Have Not Vamoosed At The Olympics Like Cameroonians? by Balyz: 11:00pm On Aug 08, 2012
Rossikk: Nigerians are not disappearing at the Olympics like Camerounians because conditions in Nigeria are not as challenging as in Cameroun. In Nigeria, there is movement forward in terms of the economy. Even power supply is improving by the day. Opportunities are opening up for people. There is a palpable sense of hope in the country. So you can't compare, really.

The Camerounian govt needs to step up. That country has been in the doldrums for too long and is being left behind by the likes of Nigeria, Ghana, Ivory Coast, Senegal etc.
Yadi yadi yadi.......Blah
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Pray For Your Future Spouse ( Wife/husband)? by Balyz: 10:56pm On Aug 08, 2012
firmcy: Den i guess u nid 2 c d doctor 2 take out ur testes and giv 2 any1 in need of one grin
Just like u need a brain transplant?
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Pray For Your Future Spouse ( Wife/husband)? by Balyz: 9:52pm On Aug 08, 2012
I will never marry or beget children
PoliticsRe: Beggars Storm Lagos Assembly Over Removal From Roads by Balyz: 10:15pm On Aug 07, 2012
gramci: These aboki's should go back to the North where begging (zakat) is a way of life.
Yes and we shall soon also send your own kinsmen to join you in ajegunle
Jokes EtcRe: Soaking Garri After Buying Latest Gadgets; Even Kids Mad At GEJ (pics) by Balyz: 5:46pm On Aug 07, 2012
iyke648: [b][/b]are u sure its wit smoked grasscutter?coz last tym i checkd, its wit smoked grasshopper ;Dare u sure its wit smoked grasscutter?coz last tym i checkd, its wit smoked grasshopper
my brother the day you taste fried grasshopper eh, your life will never be the same again
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: DSTV Increases Tariffs Again by Balyz: 2:21am On Aug 07, 2012
Decryptor: Listen, you have a point but there are ways to get get around all that which i'll explain

For you to recieve signals fron a Pay Tv service like DStv, you need an uplink dish.The uplink dish is pointed toward a specific satellite and the uplinked signals are transmitted within a specific frequency range, so as to be received by one of the transponders tuned to that frequency range aboard that satellite. The transponder 'retransmits' the signals back to Earth but at a different frequency band (a process known as translation, used to avoid interference with the uplink signal), typically in the C-band (4–8 GHz) or Ku-band (12–18 GHz) or both. DStv makes use of mainly the Ku-band .

Now the leg of the signal path from the satellite to the receiving Earth station (eg: Multichoice) is called the downlink. The satellite receiver or Set-top box demodulates and converts the signals or downlink to the desired form (outputs for television, audio, data, etc.). Sometimes, the receiver includes the capability to unscramble or decrypt the received signal; the receiver is then called an Integrated receiver/decoder or IRD. You are a good crook. I like you

This is where DStv comes in and this is what they do...they encapsulate the signals and then through special computers distribute the frequencies based on your active subscription (bouquets) to your account and then set default "run-times" (duration of your subscription) from a start time to finish. Eg: you pay for premium bouquet with the sum of N11,000 on the 7th of August (start) for a month which ends on 6th September (finish). This schedule is transmitted to your Smartcard (which has a chip) and once the plan is active, you receive the signal when you insert your card into the decoder till your subscription expires.

Now this is what is done to bypass all that....You would need to "reverse engineer" 2 Items:
(1) Your smartcard using a device known as a Manual Insertion Magnetic/IC Card Reader&Writer (Google it, there are different types/models for different purposes) but this one has a specific model which i wont mention. I purchased it via alibaba.com
(2) The Micro Controller Chip located in the Decoder which interprets the information on the Smart-card and transmits via the instructions on the card based on your bouquet.

You will also need the use of a particular set of software to which you'll install so you can modify,rewrite and cancel some values. After doing that CORRECTLY, BANG!!! You don't need the authentication you were talking about anymore. Everything become open and funny enough, your card won't be traced by them (DStv) to look for you because HEY! you've removed yourself from their watchful eyes.
I think i've said too much already! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: DSTV Increases Tariffs Again by Balyz: 2:19am On Aug 07, 2012
Billyonaire: How did you do it ?
Even you Billionaire dey find awof?
SportsRe: Olympics Weight Lifting: Maryam Usman Is Out by Balyz: 1:58am On Aug 07, 2012
bright007: if only they have corruption and bombing as games in d olympics,we would have gold medals by now
You are stupid
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Razes Police Outpost In Sokoto by Balyz: 1:54am On Aug 07, 2012
chosen04: Its becoming obvious that the cursed entity called niGERia may never be able to defeat BOKO HARAM . . . . .
It is you that is cursed

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