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10 over 10: So much northerners in the key and juicy posts in this country..

You can go ahead and commit suicide if it bothers you that much

[quote author=Okija_juju]Islamic banks never get ATM and wireless banking yet!! [/quote]Dry joke

[quote author=Okija_juju]I Pray it remains so for your sake, lest we read about you in the papers.[/quote]Not to worry i put my faith in juju

Csami: of course the north is not safe. Here, they kidnap the rich and return them but there they blow up both the rich and poor. senator Dantong is a witness. For me, is south-south.

Ha! Im presently doing my service in jere local govt. Dats d heart of maiduguri town and ive never come across violence. I only read about it in the papers.

[quote author=Mynd_44]*hisses*
Kids[/quote]for the first time i grudgingly agree with you

PeeDaVinci: saw this on internet

[size=13pt]"I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy bleeps a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl bleeps just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up."[/size]

i gbaddun your analogy lol

Forester45: What is the fate of corpers posted to Jigawa state.?? Have u been there, what is your experience? Pls let me know.

jigawa? You most certainly are going to die

Sijo01: Nice one cops.
kill, kill, kill them all!

bloodthirsty bitch

Maxymilliano: @ Poster, should we now see this as a selfless act on the part of the governor?

It's a political gimmick

You must be a parking ticket cos you got fine written all over you

[quote author=O.D.B.]have you been to Bauchi? Those guys are hardcore towel heads![/quote]Rubbish

ebamma: and if u are in the north when u wish to go to church always wear a bullet proof vest.

And even that dosent work. Except say u have bombproof vest

clemmonce: WHY ARE U ANSWERING THE GUY HE MIGHT BE ONE OF THEIR AGENT. ESTA BREAKTHRU DUPED ME SOME YEARS BACK COLLECTED MY 2K

yeah EBT invited me too for a so called job aptitude test sometime last year. I ignored them after reading a newspaper article detailing their fraudulent practices. My advice to all desperate young job seekers is to avoid EBT lyk a plague

seedord247: So by 2020 there wont be hausa again. . . Dem go don kill theirself finish.

Point of correction old man: There are no indigenous hausas in yobe state or borno state for that matter. The fact of it all is that most of the hausa states, kano and kaduna excluded have witnessed none of the scourge of boko haram.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]When I first saw the topic, "Sets aso rock ablaze" was on my mind [/quote]Yes yes i like this

Dyt: U shld v raised ur hand and ask him y?

Your apparent witty, display of humor still leaves the question unanswered

SaharaReporters has just learned that gunmen are attacking boarding students at the Federal Government College in Kano. The incident is still ongoing. More details to come.

Source:http://saharareporters.com/news-page/boarding-students-shot-fgc-kano

Guitarlife: I started out as a contemporary guitarist and became good on acoustic , lead and base then i crossed to classical with violin and saxophone now with a strong music sight reading advantage i am learning to become a jazz pianist. All these instruments are self taught too. So i play three type of guitar, violin , saxophone and piano.

please approximately how long does it take for one to learn how to play the guitar?

ozao: BOKO HARAM in d WEST?? I smell something...

You smell your own A.S..S...

President Goodluck Jonathan today boasted that Nigeria will never disintegrate; rather, he said, the country will triumph over terror.

Speaking at the 2012 Democracy Day Church Service in Abuja, Mr. Jonathan also stated that, if not for the professionalism of the Nigerian Armed Forces, “anything will happen” in the country.

President admitted that Nigeria is riddled with challenges, but assured Nigerians “that Nigeria will never disintegrate.” He added, “Our forefathers worked hard to bring us together as a nation. When people begin to reckon with Nigeria it is not because of the oil we produce. Some of us get deceived. Those who read so much about oil and the global oil will think that we have oil, but if you divide our oil per head, what do we have?

Nothing. The volume of oil we produce can’t be compared to what we have in the Middle-East. But whenever you talk about Nigeria people reckon with us because of the potentials we have and the size of the country. We have very few countries that have the kind of geography we have – from the Atlantic sea through the mangrove swamps, through the rain forest through the savannah, into the semi-desert areas.”

The president also spoke about the enchanting landscapes of Adamawa and Cross River states.

Mr. Jonathan vowed that Nigeria would survive the selfish interests of individuals and groups.

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Source:http://saharareporters.com/news-page/nigeria-will-never-disintegrate-%E2%80%93-jonathan-vo

mykali: Jesus is SUPERHUMAN...we are not. dont bring Him into this, biko

Ok ok let me rephrase the question to what would Jesus want you to do? Eh?

What would Jesus do?

We d abokis dat inhabit d borno area, we no send una meter, as most of u might ave heard our electricity will soon come from d Niger republic. All we ave to do is exchange a few of our cows, donkeys(and probably explosives too) for power. Cheriooooo

LeoMax: IF THEY GIVE ME FREE METER, I WILL CONNECT IT TO MY GENERATOR AND USE IT TO MONITOR MY FUEL CONSUMPTION

you are one funny mutha uffer. Lol

fortyfeet: 19 disestablishmentarians

you cant just write then off lyk dat now can you?

ballabriggs: [size=18pt]and then tops it up with OGOGORO. Useless people.[/size]

But then ogogoro is a nice drink. You should try it

Jus drink alot of alcohol. It worked for me

I man

Darui: How is sitting on the floor dirtying your babariga simple and humble?
It is good and humble that he decided to spend his vacation in his village but not the sitting on the floor. Those sort of traditions then should have been frowned upon. Modernization was lacking in his mindset. Its the truth.

Humble yourself and you will be able to see the humility in Balewa's disposition.

Excellent analysis Azazi, excellent

Why do you bloody southerners even care anyway?