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It is now hitting us hard in Port Harcourt here o.......

We hope in God!

The earlier they get their acts together, the better for them.

No wonder!

No dates were given, why?

Gandollar , great grandson of gandoki

I no dey there, but don't doubt it.....
If I tell you what I have seen with my eyes, this one is more believable self!

Ezennwa:
Anyways, I doubt this story sha

Great feat!

Omo naija

Ghen ghen

Bros! Chai

E go hard for you to make heaven I swear.

You too wicked!

Snaagg:
Nobody's is forcing you into marriage in the first place.

Afterall it's your gender that cry yourselves to sleep every night, embarking on intense fasting and prayer for husbands + joining Facebook groups to encourage each other in your singleness/loneliness

Then you start giving boyfriends ultimatum on when they must propose to you. Hahahhaha!

Na only for Nairaland una get liver. Desperados.

Big fraud!

Give us good light, security, roads, hospitals then go to hell!

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Enoch07:
paper boy!!! congrats

Area to the world!

Day break everywhere burst!

Who naked no dey chook hand for pocket!

If you no get money no hide your face o, show your face make people help you.

Ewu Gambia

They should make high end phones at what rice point?

You want to be calling yourself ni?

WaywardSon:
These Chinese shitts. Look carefully these guys will keep churning out mobiles that are basically the same inside with the guise of cheap pricing. God what's the job of ISO in Nigeria? I guess it's high tech when compared to Nigeria's level of Development. Tecno Infinix and Itel can never enter US market with these shiiits we see here

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What's the essence of the break?

What has been achiever so far wh the lock-down?

New 26 for cases in Rivers state and the lockdown was relaxed?

Bros.....go and kiss your wife on the cheek!

Randy100:
Thank you. I experience this accusation and it hurt trying to prove to her that I don't cheat. I just love kissing women on the cheek, that doesn't mean I am cheating. Thank you again.

Japhtee:
Corona is going on mid term break tomorrow

I think there was no purpose/plan for the lockdown in the first place!

So the lockdown in Port Harcourt and Obio Akpor has been relaxed for 6 days. But I have a burning question.

However, let us listen to the governor's statement first:

RIVERS STATE GOVERNMENT RELAXES LOCKDOWN IN PORTHARCOURT AND OBIO/AKPOR
-For Six Days with effect from Thursday, May 21,2020

Rivers State Government has suspended the total lockdown on Obio/Akpor and Port Harcourt Local Government Areas for 6 (six) days, with effect from Thursday, 21st May 2020.
Governor Nyesom Wike stated this today in a State-wide broadcast.

"Residents and visitors of these local government areas can therefore go out of their homes for their lawful businesses from tomorrow morning, that is, Thursday May 21 until 8.00 p.m., Tuesday 26th of May 2020, when the lockdown will be restored and maintained until further notice.

"It is important to emphasized that the relaxation only allows for free human and vehicular movements and the opening of limited businesses, such as banks, supermarkets, shopping malls and grocery shops.


"All land, sea and air exit and entry borders and routes into Rivers State shall remain closed.

"Similarly, all open markets, motor parks, hotels, bars, night clubs, in-service restaurants and barbers’ shops must remain shut.

"Religious gatherings of more than 50 persons remain prohibited.

"All public weddings, burials and other social gathering also remain prohibited.

" Private and commercial vehicles, including tricycles must continue to limit the number of passengers to two persons only.

"The wearing of face masks or coverings in public spaces, including commercial and private vehicles remains compulsory as contraveners would be arrested and summarily dealt with as the law demands," he stated.

The Governor enjoined all residents to continue to maintain social distancing in every space, including vehicles, bank premises and
shopping places as required by the subsisting regulations.

He warned that those who refuse to comply with these duly established orders and restrictions would be arrested and prosecuted, as usual, for deliberately endangering themselves and the lives of others in the face of this deadly virus.

Governor Wike reassured residents of the state that Government was determined more than ever to do everything to fight against the spread of Covid-19 pandemic in Rivers State.

" We therefore urge residents not to panic even with the increasing number of positive cases, which is only indicative of the expanded testing now taking place in the State.
"Before long, we will flatten the curve, gradually lift the restrictions, restore normalcy and open up the State fully for business.

"But until then, we will continue to ask for is your patience, cooperation and religious compliance with the established measures to curb the spread of this virus.

"And so, for those, who have nothing to do outside their homes, please stay at home and stay safe. Let us also try to ensure that we keep and protect the most vulnerable persons among us, especially the aged and those with serious underlying health conditions from this virus," he said.

The Governor expressed appreciation to all those who are in the frontlines supporting the efforts of the State Government in several ways to mitigate the spread of this virus in our State.

My challenge is:

1. He did not state what was achieved during this lock-down so far. I mean what did the government do during this lock-down to fight the spread of the virus? Did they carry out tests in certain areas that hitherto was difficult, did they meet people they could not have met? Did they fumigate some places, like what exactly did the government do?

2. Why the relaxation of the lock-down this 9PM? What does the government intend to achieve considering that people had about 5 days to restock and we are just 3 days into the lockdown?

Is this a hurried reaction to calls for a state of emergency?

At past 8 to 9PM

Them don come again o!

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Lawlessness by law enforcement officers!

Lol....

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