freecocoa:
Wtf are you on about? What's evil in such genius advice? I bet it's folk like you, who do whatever thinking you can get away with it, hiding under one umbrella or the other, family my a$$, did his sister treat him like family? Such a one, who can transfer aggressions to nieces and nephews shouldn't be family in the first place, nonsense!

pato405:
Dude, I recollect this story and I'm shocked you are still at daggers drawn with this troublesome sister of yours.

My advise: NEVER succumb to oppression! else you'll kill the man in you.

She ought to call you, NOT the other way round. I'm just wondering, if you call first, what exactly will be your line of discourse? " I called to plead with you to kindly apologize to me" or Please beg me na? I Don't get it. Is there no man in you at all.

If at all you have any reason to call, an sms will do giving her a STRONG ULTIMATUM to release the certificate she is confiscating on/before (state deadline) else you'll involve the police. Some of the women we have around us nowadays, if you don't sternly handle their insolence, you'll have yourself to blame. The moment they see you as a sissy, they'll have no regard or respect for you and turn you into a vegetable.

Let your wife take up the issue of seized certificate with her and give her ALL the support you can - except if she wants us to believe that she doesn't need her certificates anymore. If possible, visit a police station, tender your grievance with evidences (since all effort to resolve it amicably through the family way has been thwarted). I remember you took pictures, present them as evidences. You may not lock her up (just based on family values/sentiments - but I think she deserves to be locked up if you ask me, even if it's just for a day or 2). You really need to drill some fear into this sister of yours.

I appreciate every gentle man, but sometimes people take gentility for cowardice. I'll always advise is that, for such people who take quietness for weakness, teach them a lesson that for every coin, there are two sides - you can be a gentle man and at the same time, blow hot when the need arises - Not until this point is proven, they will not restrain their craze when they meet you o!

sammydirectly:


You are right. I actually named my bulldog Odumegwu Ojukwu, because it knows how to start a civil war with armed robbers at night but doesn't always finish it. It usually ends up sneaking away like a woman after shaking everywhere for a while.
It's a coward but a brave coward. So it's my hero. When it returns after many days, my dog, Odumegwu Ojukwu, will now campaign for elections with the Robbers to be their Dogs Association's president.
My dog has no shame. It is a bit stupid, but it's a brave stupid coward. Guess what? It is my hero.

sammydirectly:


You are right. I actually named my bulldog Odumegwu Ojukwu, because it knows how to start a civil war with armed robbers at night but doesn't always finish it. It usually ends up sneaking away like a woman after shaking everywhere for a while.
It's a coward but a brave coward. So it's my hero. When it returns after many days, my dog, Odumegwu Ojukwu, will now campaign for elections with the Robbers to be their Dogs Association's president.
My dog has no shame. It is a bit stupid, but it's a brave stupid coward. Guess what? It is my hero.