simdam500: put on pamper b4 u read it an advice bcoz This is just too funny; ANGELS: Father! We are tired of these Nigerians in heaven. GOD: What have they done this time now? ANGEL: Everything! They don't listen to instructions! They don't obey traffic rules! They don't wait for their turn in anything! They are completely reckless! (Exasperated) In fact they have made heaven a living hell since they got here. GOD: Then we better send them to hell! (Calls the Devil on phone). Hello.. SATAN: Hello God, please call me later...There's an issue I'm trying to resolve. Ten minutes later: GOD: Hello Lucifer. SATAN: I'll call you back...The issue has turned into a crisis. An hour later: SATAN: Hello? GOD: What's going on over there? SATAN: It's the Nigerians I have with me in hell! (He stammers), they... they... they have quenched the fire in hell and installed air conditioners!
Only Nigerian very funny people. Thanks for making my day.
Police are to protect and serve not only the rich and famous but the commoners to so 2short abi weytin be that name since you have link to the powerful then advocate for the common man on the street.
Am from Benue state, an Idoma man and men that state need help. This guy's make empty promise during campaign periods. Look the last time I came home the road from Otupko to Anpka through Ogibia, Ogibia, Oyagede etc you can't even travel thru it
This is the same state the Senate President is from. Talk of Otupko to the state capital it's a mess there. Schools are all decapitated and this is the ruling party PDP or as some call it PDP. You know I hate saying this but moderator let me use this word. "fu@k them all."
Jakpon: What is wrong with all these Yoruba people? Why are you jealous of we the Igbos? Is it by force to stay in the same country with you?
Leave us alone, we are going back to Biafra. B1AFRA FOR LIFE. B1AFRA IS A COUNTRY WORTHY OF MY PATROTISM
Now is yoruba before it was hausa people. People are saying GEJ is a bad leader you are playing tribalism ethnicity stop. Give us someone that can governed the country and see if folk will not support him
Equado: that's your fallback when Gmb looses...trust me his gonna
Why will he loose or how the guy is going thru almost all of the SS, SE state. The bag killing has your president said anything about it but France is on his mind.
Na amadioha go strike the anuofia we rig this election
MRLINGTON: Popular ex-nigerian footballer,Victor Ikpeba twitted of he's support for GMB saying he'll vote for him come rain come shine even if he presents Nepal bill as his certificate
I was having a bad day until I saw this post. You know Nigeria we are very funny and that's what keep us going even with our bad government. That was a good one
There's a mistake we southerners make and that is the belief that the average northerner isn't aware. True he might not be aware of the latest eatery in town, latest gossip on E-news or the latest trend in fashion but when it comes to politics, dem no dey carry last.
I was in beneku-okpai in delta state 2 months ago and I pointed out a cattle rearer to my friend. The guy was looking tattered but had his radio close to his ears and you can bet your last naira that he wasn't listening to wizkid but BBC Hausa service or VOA. They know what's up politically.
I'm not surprised they lead in PVC collection. Most of my people shouting gej here don't even have temporary voters card talk less of collecting PVC. Imagine the whole bayelsa doesn't have up to 500k voters and how sure is gej that he'll get all?
How many southerners will stay and vote in the north? How many sef were interested enough to register? E go do everybody like film
Its only rigging on a grandiose scale that can help gej and I don't want to contemplate the consequences of that
Your voice is the voice of the gods. People keep saying the northern are not many that during election they count cattle that's not true. They go out in mass. Even in the USA, the reason why white win most senatorial election in predominantly black settlement is because they hardly go out to vote.
Please every able body Nigerian citizens need to go get their PVC. thanks and God bless you, God bless Nigeria and God bless GEJ/GMB.
The Oba was speaking in his palace when President Goodluck Jonathan led a delegation of PDP officials to receive his blessings just before the flag-off of the presidential campaign in Lagos State. Oba Akiolu raised issues of corruption with a mention of the Harliburton scandal and the killing of former Attorney-General, Chief Bola Ige[b] but prayed that in the end only the best candidate would emerge in the 2015 general elections[/b][i][/i]
In the words of the Oba, may the best candidate win. smart ruler, he's not endorsing anyone....
Twelve people were killed Wednesday when gunmen stormed a French satirical news magazine which has published cartoons of the Muslim Prophet Muhammad.
France raised its terror threat level following the shooting at the offices of Charlie Hebdo in central Paris and stepped up security for media organizations, large stores and places of worship. Two police officers were among the dead and the gunmen remained at large hours after the attack, which occurred at 11:30 a.m. local time (5:30 a.m. ET).
3 terrorist Gunmen attack a building in Parish killing twelve. A magazine editor killed in the attack. The gunmen are presently at loose. The attack happened as journalist were having press meeting.
A police man hunt now on the way it called one of the worst attack in France in the last two decades. My prayer goes to the lost one.
pendy79: The program is a Lagos state government thanksgiving service, held at Alausa, Ikeja and not at the redeemed church or redemption camp.
It is not a church program but a thanksgiving service to thank God for the progressive achievement in Lagos State and Buhari was there on the Invitation of governor Fashola not pastor adeboye, hence his none removal of cap in the program.
Tot the PDP said their campaign will be issue based, I guess these are the issues affecting the bad economy and corruption in every sphere of governance in 9ja and the inability of government to pay salaries of federal civil servants.
Well put, Doyin has reduced himself to an instrument in the hands of GEJ, to do his dirty job. Secondly like you said that bastard Doyin have no substance in him, due to his recent sickness saying jargon.
Channels acted with professionalism. The electronic media are not an avenue to spew invectives, vendetta, ribaldry and irresponsibility![/quote]Freedom ofspeech brother, if not electronic media where else.
I think our pastors and men of God are beginning to preach what the good Lord have appointed them to do.
The other day it was Rev. father Mbaka thank God they not just interested in the people's offering only but how to educate them on to take control of their respective future by voting for the right person. The Bible says my people are destroyed for lack of knowledge; pastors educate your congregation. God bless you all
kendrick9: buhari is old school and i don't think we want to go back to that.. we are in the modern age. Going back to buhari is lyk taking 50 steps backwards
we took 50 step forward and in modern age their is security, where is the security in Nigeria, modern age there is economic empowerment of its citizens the youth of Nigeria instead of jobs they earn money through kidnapping cause there are no jobs. Come on guys be realistic here.
NgeneUkwenu: How can Ndigbo adopt Jonathan after watching this Video from Rev Mbaka? Rev Mbaka opened the eyes of Ndigbo to the reality of jonathan's government.
No sane igbo person will support jonathan openly after watching this!
after watching this video, i think most men of God should join this fore runner of political empowerment of the congregation. i first i don't support politics and religion should mingle, but the masses are going through pain. People are going through hell in Nigeria.
listen to his message i live in the states my questions if if the country is that good why am i in another man's country you want to come home but you scared of security. even if you come into invest the amenities are not there, and those you work with want to kidnap you for what you brought home from where ever you reside.
hedonistic: These are old pictures, you slow poke. At least three years old. Besides, it has already been widely discussed on the Internet when it first appeared years ago, so what's the point of digging it up now?
to let you know how clueless our president is and also woman rapper even the papa we born no go let woman push am about like that. Him mama go dey pinch himself now.
EPOMA: Why are some people so Stupid.If this was true, they should not have played any music on the background. Buhari is still the best person to rule this country for now. We forget too quickly. Nigerian best years was Buhari'S rule. The west are just decieving us. Goodluck should not even rule a local government.[color=#006600][/color]
Thanks for that observation. I want to listen to his speech not the music. I know they play dirty politics everywhere but it doesn't work. The only reason it works is because Nigeria is a country of ill-informed majority.
2tek: Funny but true. in NIGERIA Vice President -North. Senate President -North Speaker House of Reps - North. PDP National Chairman - North. Head of Service - North. INEC Chairman - North. Inspector General of Police - North. Chief Justice of federation - North. President Court of Appeal - North. EFCC Chairman - North. President Federal high court - North. National Security Adviser - North. Chief of Defense Staff - North. Chief of Naval Staff - North. Controller, Customs Service - North. Defence Minister-North. Education Minister- North. MD Port Authority- North. MD NDIC - North Controller Prison Services - North. richest man in africa - North. 85% of Petroleum Marketers in Nigeria - Northerners. 80% of Oil Block Owners in Nigeria - Northerners. 99% of beggars in Nigeria - Northerners 99% of Boko Haram and their sympathizers- North. The region that wants power by fire by force - North. The region that has ruled Nigeria for the longest years 38years - North Yet, the Poorest states in Nigeria and Educationally backward areas in Nigeria are in the North. Now, ask yourself, what is the problem of the Northerners? Keep forwarding till it get to all their leaders may be they will have to re-think.... CAN YOU IMAGINE? ? FEAR NORTH
I agree with you the northern need to fix their house.... With all this resource available to them. They don't see the need of educating their people. The need to develop their communities. The need to empower the people. The North truly have a problem.
First of all his audio was disrupted buy the music. Is you want the truth to be known why play the music over his voice/audio. Look let's go for the truth and not try and sell propaganda to the ordinary citizens.
Put up a video with his voice only and no music over it and we shall crucify him, until then you are a big liar as much as you want to portray him.
When Jonathan wins again come 2015 (notice I used "when" not "if" because its a certainty)
I'm sure the first thiget to stay he would do is to diversify the Economy.
[size=30pt] GEJ till 2019 [/size]
if you quote me & insult me, may ogun solder your _asshole shut
Mumu he has been there since and had no clue of diversifying the economy na another 4 him go come do am. electric power wey him promise us he didn't do itNa amadioha go strike the anuofi we want mumu gej