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Celebrities › Re: Sophia Momodu: "I Have Never Dated A Broke Guy, I Dont Know What It Feels Like“ by Bamz(m): 3:09pm On Jun 10, 2018

Tamarapetty:
Ode ni e Ode

Lol why do you sound os butthurt? Ki lo se fun e?

Drink water and get your own money (in whatever fashion is pleasing to you, hopefully not like hers) grin

Celebrities › Re: Uche Jombo: Show Me The Country With A Better Jersey At World Cup - Fans React by Bamz(m): 2:44pm On Jun 10, 2018

The Peru retro Jersey is really cool.

Business › Re: Lady Shocked As Slay Queen Who's Owning Her N52k, Sends Her 2k Out Of It. by Bamz(m): 2:40pm On Jun 10, 2018

opyzy:
Owning

Lol wa gbayi!

Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy's Mother: "Show The World Your Are Not Impotent" by Bamz(m): 10:21am On Jun 10, 2018

kimbraa:
Africans and their mentality. Must he get married?

No

Was marriage ever mentioned in the meme or the mother's comment?

Romance › Re: I Became A Millionaire By Chance by Bamz(m): 3:44am On Jun 10, 2018

IamAirforce1,

Be careful the way you flaunt wealth mate.

All the best.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Please, I Am Desperately In Need Of Job by Bamz(m): 12:58am On Jun 10, 2018

Zaynuba:
Crying my eyes out already..infact i now have big eye bags...please help a friend...my number is 08073997023...thanks a lot

Hi dear, I hope you eventually got the job.

Family › Re: Nursing Mother With Her Baby Spotted At A Betting Shop In Lagos. Photos by Bamz(m): 12:46am On Jun 10, 2018

FortifiedCity:
See your eye like rat wey dem nack im head for ground

Wetin you find go there

Sports › Re: Mikel Obi And Onazi Laugh About Rift Rumour (Video) by Bamz(m): 12:44am On Jun 10, 2018

Postanalyser:
Laughing their way back home

Faculty of Arts yeah?

Politics › Re: Buhari Signs Law Stopping VPs Who Complete President’s Tenure by Bamz(m): 11:13pm On Jun 08, 2018

FortifiedCity:
If you dash me your BBQ for free, I no go chop.

We know you're lying but continue

Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Writes In Tongues On Majid Michel's Photo by Bamz(m): 8:24pm On Jun 07, 2018

OriginalKogiboy:
Predoskoto. extridakadantox

Lol ka re (well done).

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Family › Re: My Uncle Takes His Daughter For Virginity Tests Annually --- Is It Ideal? by Bamz(m): 5:16pm On Jun 07, 2018

Lol this is a lottle weird. For how long? Till marriage? In hindsight, it may be a good thing.

Politics › Re: Ex-commissioner Snubs His Brother In Bayelsa. See What Happened Next. Photos by Bamz(m): 4:45pm On Jun 07, 2018

Offpoint:
Lol, no one knows tomorrow

Well contrary to popular opinion, no one owes you anything. cheesy

Life's not fair, deal with it.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Bow To Russia, The Most Powerful Military On Earth [PHOTOS] by Bamz(m): 2:33pm On Jun 07, 2018

Insightful post but I find the op's fascination with weaponry rather bizarre. cheesy

Celebrities › Re: Tobi Fans Blast Alex For Always Commenting On Tobi’s Photos by Bamz(m): 2:12pm On Jun 07, 2018

CanineOfJackal:
Who is more jobless between you and them? You spend your productive life 24hrs a day commenting and making noise with sour barbeque and claims that you are in Yankee.

Don't they have NIGHT in that place you are or you just want to waste your youthful age online.

Last week I was doing a research all through the night and anytime I visit here, you will be here shining eyes like someone that smoked fermented skunk

Oooh that'd hurt.

Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Shares Nude Photo Of Crush On His Birthday by Bamz(m): 7:20pm On Jun 06, 2018

IamLaura:
Gays come in two forms.
The feminine behaving ones and the very masculine alpha male type.

Oshe LGBT Community Analyst

Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Bonds With Her Boss, Declares Her Love For Him by Bamz(m): 7:09pm On Jun 06, 2018

LordKO:
Tiwa has characteristics of a non-conformist. So, don't be surprised to find out, on a closer observation and association with her, that she's more conscientious than her conservative counterparts. Many people tend to mistake non-conformists for unchaste people.

This post wins the Internet my friend. In these parts, our hypocritical predisposition always tend to get in the way of logical reasoning.

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Czech Republic Friendly - 0 - 1 (Full -Time) by Bamz(m): 4:30pm On Jun 06, 2018

Aww these grim statements show that Nigerians still love their country (contrary to public opinion) cheesy

For once, no ethic or religious sentiments, this is lovely.

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Czech Republic Friendly - 0 - 1 (Full -Time) by Bamz(m): 3:56pm On Jun 06, 2018

GistFullGround:
Nigerian players are very average.
Attack them in the first half and make sure you score then defend in the second half

LOL You're smart mate!

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Czech Republic Friendly - 0 - 1 (Full -Time) by Bamz(m): 3:50pm On Jun 06, 2018

kelvinhilton:
I don't think I will bother my self watching Nigeria match this WC. The heart break Chelsea gave me last season is OK for me to handle.

And they won a trophy...

Can this team win one match at the WC? cheesy

Romance › Re: See The Beautiful Gift My Girlfriend Gave Me Today - Photos by Bamz(m): 12:10pm On Jun 06, 2018

Authentic or not, his gf got a jersey for him. She's not a leech atleast. Goodluck mate. cheesy

Celebrities › Re: Gbemi: "Date Women Who Earn As Much As You Do" by Bamz(m): 11:46am On Jun 06, 2018

Lol a leech will always be a leech.

So I asked a girl whether she has intentionally paid for an hangout that she initiated with a guy. The idea just seemed so weird to her. She was like 'err won't the guy be ashamed'?

Afaic, any one who dates/marries someone who's a liability should be ready to carry his cross.

Family › Re: In Need Of Adivce On My Relationship by Bamz(m): 7:23pm On Jun 05, 2018

Extension1,

I'm more concerned about who said this..

Because i use to tell my friends that you only have from 18years to 28years (10years) to live as a single guy, but from 30years till death, you will spend with your partner

If it is something you've imagined all your life, better snap out of it. Mistakes are an important part of growth. You're allowed to make errors before marriage, enter new relationships, learn and move on. It's never a do or die affair.

I'm not in anyway saying that you should not try to resolve issues if you can.

By the way, getting married is not a race. I can understand what growing in these parts can do to one's mind. cheesy

TV/Movies › Re: Who Remembered This Cartoon, Pinky And The Brain? by Bamz(m): 7:14pm On Jun 05, 2018

Lol every millennial should cheesy

Education › Re: A Russian Artist Turns Dirt Into Works Of Art.(Photos) by Bamz(m): 6:40pm On Jun 05, 2018

The images are just fantastically surreal. That's a phenomenal talent right there. Every picture passes a clear and distinct message.

Verdict: I'm impressed.

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Politics › Re: "Vote Buhari Out And Vote Who In?" Statement by Bamz(m): 1:23pm On Jun 05, 2018

QuotaSystem:
As you consider the question stupid, one would expect that a brilliant mind like yours can provide an answer to it.

Can you?

I like the way you converse; terse, apt, and straight to the point. NL needs more people like you. I observed how you did not mindlessly throw expletives too. My dad echoes your sentiment about the same issue. Unfortunately, we should be passed the stage of 'anyone but Pres. Buhari'.

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Travel › Re: DIY Guide To Australian Permanent Resident Visa - Part 2 by Bamz(m): 8:40am On Jun 05, 2018*

stepo707:
I filled hardware technician 313111 and in my SA application I also filled sane.
My supporting documents were my letters from both companies where I worked,skilled assessment outcome,personal statement
Yes the message is from SA

Hi stepo707,

How's it going? We met on the PTE section. Glad to know you're making some headway on your application. I reckon our job roles will be very similar since you do IT support.

Please, I need to make some clarifications.

How many points did you garner assessing with TRA?

Checking suitable places for HW Technician, why did you opt for SA? NT & TAS were available options.

There's a likelihood that I will assess with TRA and I'm contemplating ICT Support Technician nec, with just NT open to applications but it seems that they require an employment offer.

PS. I think I may also be able to tailor my job roles to suit any job within the 3131 Unit Group though. ICT Customer Support Officer looks good right now for SA.

Alphadoor, please I need your advice here too. I hope you remember me, the Systems Engr guy (torn between assessing for EA or ACS). Seems there's so much competition for these bodies and the points requirement keep increasing. I have 10 points for English, and seriously considering 489. I will rewrite my English exam much later after I initiate my assessment process.

Romance › Re: Is There Something Wrong With Me? by Bamz(m): 7:40am On Jun 05, 2018

Anigreat:

Yes o

Something is wrong with you, you're one of the few mad people, that has refused to roam the street, but you'll soon roam, whether you like it or not.

I hope this is just for laughs. The op may really be in dire need of advice and this is just plain cruel.

Travel › Re: Living In Australia/life As An Australian Immigrant by Bamz(m): 3:18am On Jun 05, 2018

Priceless25:
You could've googled and it's even on their website..

http://www.australiasnorthernterritory.com.au/migrate/migrate-to-work/northern-territory-government-visa-nomination/skilled-nominated-visas

I'm very grateful for this but http://www.nt.gov.au/ is what I saw on the Home Affairs portal.

I'm just taken aback by the information I'm seeing for ICT Support Technician nec nd related occupations.

"Offshore applicants must provide evidence of having received an offer of employment by a NT employer in their nominated occupation or a closely related occupation"

I noticed most ICT occupations were affected. What do you make of this?

I read in one of your posts about applying for Welfare Worker, that's not affected at the moment.

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Romance › Re: Help, An Older Lady Is Obsessed With Me by Bamz(m): 9:41pm On Jun 04, 2018

Troubledmind,

I'm trying so hard not to make this a tirade.

Think ahead 20 years in the future when you have kids and all, what kind of advice would you give your kids?

That same advice should be what you should follow.

-------

And if you're a Christian, very simple, What Would Jesus Do?

Take care man.

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Sports › Re: England Vs Nigeria Friendly - 2 - 1 (Full-Time) by Bamz(m): 5:52pm On Jun 02, 2018

I'm not sure 433 is our best formation.

Sports › Re: The Nigerian World Cup 2018 Tracksuit Cost 72,000 Naira - Fans React by Bamz(m): 9:18pm On Jun 01, 2018

oshe11:
Iwobi be looking like GROOT @Guardians of the Galaxy

Please don't ever compare my lovely Groot to Wizkid.

Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Pictured With Investor BJ by Bamz(m): 7:57pm On Jun 01, 2018

enemmo:
The last Wizkid thread I commented on disappeared mysteriously.

Lol

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