₦airaland Forum

Vacora:
I am about to start a riot in here, well here goes:
1. Fela - Even in death, his lyrics are still relevant today and can be easily related to the world i live in. Nigeria's greatest musical composer and pioneer of Afrobeat
2. Asa - African soul and jazz at its best.
3. M.I - great lyricist.Nigeria's Hiphop messiah.
4. 9ice - i love his use of the Yoruba language, folklore and proverbs in his songs.
5.Naeto C -
6.DBanj - an entertainer with club and party bangers.
7.Wande Coal - surprised me on his latest album - nice vocalist.
8. Paul Play - sometimes simplicity is always best. He's a great musician.
9. Illbliss
10. Mode9
11. Terry the Rapman
12. Sound Sultan
13. 2Face.
14. Faze
15. Jesse Jagz

My Over - rated list:
1.Ruggedman: seriously?
2.Mama Gee
3. Banky W
4. Dare Alade
5. Sasha
6. Tony Tetuila
7. Xproject
8. Olu Maintain
9.Weird MC
10. 2shotz
11. Timaya

The Worst:
1. Dewaves - WTF?! One million pounds? yeah right. Thanks for providing evidence for future litigation and lawsuits dumbass
2. ?? - the slowpoke who sang that friggin silly backside song about getting his house maid pregnant - Ekaette!!!
3. Any 9ja artist who makes it rain with dollar bills or pound notes, wears garish bling, uses the word " Swagga" wears a thick leather jacket and sunglasses indoors, brags about their fake lifestyle and sings or talks in a very nauseating and fraudulent "yankee"accent deserves to be on the worst list.

Gosh! Nice list, especially the overrated part.

kaypinchi:
Raymond-d-234-man.
I think we all need more proof.
Post a pix of you & your girl and a pix of her mum,  then we can all give good advice on what to do with the 50k offer.

Compassnews!
LIES!

[quote author=mr.official link=topic=362502.msg5064200#msg5064200 date=1260186065]N50k ? Tell the girl's mum that you will give her 100k to stop disturbing. [/quote]lol yeah, maybe the mother will improve it and you will bid over it again until it got to 5Million! lol!

Oh my gosh!

Librans FC above me!

mukina2:


[size=5pt]hi bandy[/size]

Alhaja Mukina2 (Don't want to call your Murky now, but will surely do later )

How is MECCA!

Oh thank God you escaped the Stampede!

And now, let the winning begins!

Wetin you dey sell?

Nice work!

RIP Umaga!

emiwanlee:
If amodu is still coach Egypt 9 Nigeria 0

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[quote author=~Borat~ link=topic=362333.msg5058737#msg5058737 date=1260104156]He he!
A new gaynners thread already?
What filled the other one up so quickly?
Moans and Curses? [/quote]ROFLMAO!

Hold on a sec!
15 points

This is bad for Bandely FC

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Howard Webb is a cow!

[quote author=~Borat~ link=topic=302710.msg5056194#msg5056194 date=1260045627]Chelsea players in my team were a disaster. . .
Somebody pls say a prayer for BANDELY. . . [/quote] Why you dey check my team?

Amebo no 1

Congrats Calleto!

wendoworld:
@bandely, abeg oo i dey look for aburo jo as borat talk you think say e easy to carry all of una for head?

Oya pele ooo

Krayola:
^^^ hunh?? wtf??

lol!

What? He would get his ass spanked by Essien and Ballack lol!

Yeah stroke in the pack for Stoke lol!

See bad belle.

Man City 0-3 Chelsea

I can't wait!

Re: FIFA SA2010 World Cup Draw
« #14 on: December 02, 2009, 12:38 PM »

Perfect Scenario:
Argentina
New Zealand
Greece
Nigeria

Jaybee, abi na Pastor T.B Jaybee, u try ooo.

Only that South Korea replaced your N. Zealand here.

Ridiculous, Naija and it pple. Na wa 4 una ooo

See Wendoworld dey find Aburo.


Okay, which day Alhaja Murky dey come?

;d ;d

Knight1:
@bandeley
You for be
PROPHET T. B. BANDELEY

lol! Shey you go be pastor for my church too?

By the way, where murky now?

Chei! I don laugh tire. people think say I don mad sef
Make Una no kill me for hia ooo

Little Travis was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious . He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys , and he wondered what it was and how it was done . One day he took his question to his mother , who became rather flustered . Instead of explaining things to Travis , she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend . This he did . The following morning , travis described EVERYTHING to his mother . "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while , then he turned off most of the lights . Then he started kissing and hugging her . I figured 'Sis must be getting sick , because her face started looking funny . He must have thought so too , because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart , just the way the doctor would .Then he started have trouble finding her heart . I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath . His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt . About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch . This was when her fever started . I knew it was a fever , because Sis told him she felt really hot. Finally , I found out what was making them so sick - a big eel had gotten inside his pants somehow . It just jumped out of his pants and stood there , about 10 inches long , honest , anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away . When Sis saw it , she got really scared - her eyes got big , and her mouth fell open , and she started calling out to God and stuff like that . She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen ; I should tell her about the ones down at the lake by our house ! Anyway , Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off . All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again . Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor - lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel . The eel put up a hell of a fight . Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch . I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them . After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh . Her boyfriend got up , and sure enough , they killed the eel . I knew because it just hung there , limp , and some of its insides were hanging out . Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle , but they went back to courting anyway . He started hugging and kissing her again . By golly , the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again . I guess eels are like cats - they have nine lives or something . This time , Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it . After about a 35 minute struggle they finally killed the eel . I knew it was dead , because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet.


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I hope say no be stale.