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PoliticsRe: Ask Me Anything Kenya, Nairobi Guy by bankulizer: 10:21pm On May 22, 2020
JOHNSONSOLAFUNMI:
Which city is the best for tourists

Nairobi or Mombasa?
Nice Question. I visited both. If you don't visit Mombasa, you haven't been to Kenya. Go by train from Nairobi. Nairobi is a very beautiful place. Mombasa is a reserved beach city. Mostly occupied by Omani Arabs.
PoliticsRe: Ask Me Anything Kenya, Nairobi Guy by bankulizer: 10:17pm On May 22, 2020
nextdoor84:
Thanks OP for this amazing thread!
You should also ask us anything you want to know about our country Nigeria and we shall surely oblige you.

Just Ignore those useless set of Africans who think they can sell their tribes by discrediting others.

To you tribalist: Just remember, when you go outside of Nigeria your useless tribal affiliation ends at the airport. No one really cares if you are Hausa, Igbo or Ijaw etc. To the outside world we are all Nigerians. If you want to be addressed separately then advocate for an independent country for you tribe.
Nice bro. I was in Kenya recently and it was a wonderful experience.
RomanceRe: The Hairstyle I Barbed That Made Me 2 Get 5 Nairaland Girls In 1 Week by bankulizer: 9:24pm On May 12, 2020
The girl is sceptical. She's not convinced. She dey reason am.

Even Iya gbonkan dey reason you.

Christianity EtcRe: Joseph Ayo Babalola's 116th Posthumous Birthday Is Today by bankulizer: 8:30am On Apr 25, 2020
Continue Resting in the bosom of the Lord. -
FoodRe: Hugely Successful Hunting Expedition At Olori Near Oyo Town And Odo Ogun by bankulizer: 11:41am On Apr 24, 2020
These ones are ordained by God for human enjoyment abeg!
Foreign AffairsRe: ₦14Million: Russia Develops World Deadliest Sniper Rifle, Over 2 Miles Range by bankulizer: 7:20pm On Apr 13, 2020
Make them sha kill covid when they see am for their scope. angry
PoliticsRe: What's The Electricity Situation In Your Area Like During This Lockdown? by bankulizer: 2:51pm On Apr 13, 2020
97%
TravelRe: How Did You Feel The First Day You Travelled Abroad? by bankulizer: 9:19pm On Mar 03, 2020
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Christianity EtcRe: Coronavirus: Primate Rufus Okikiola Ositelu Predicted China Disease by bankulizer: 8:47am On Mar 01, 2020
Really? Mod are you whyning US
RomanceRe: See Photo Of The Boy Who Has Been Sleeping With His Landlady For 8 Years by bankulizer: 12:22pm On Feb 28, 2020
Hope say you don save money for another house rent and your life afterwards
FamilyRe: I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Wife - Man Cries Out by bankulizer: 11:15pm On Feb 27, 2020
fairfora:
You sound like a small boy with this post of yours. Some important issues like this are better discussed at the couples' section. Lalasticlala, kindly take note and create one. Thanks
Wait! Are you the man? I don't disrespect people online so please let me be, Sir Agba Man
FamilyRe: I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Wife - Man Cries Out by bankulizer: 10:29am On Feb 27, 2020
At bolded , I shaved my wife’s pubic hairs while she slept,

grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Am I The Only Facing Hell On MTN Internet? by bankulizer: 9:19am On Feb 27, 2020
You are alone bruh!
RomanceRe: Blackout: She Had Sex With Me While We Were Both High And She Isn’t Aware by bankulizer: 7:39am On Feb 27, 2020
It's possible boy but you are just a bait in this case. '
I have experienced a blackout with this sweet Tanzania chic.
We had like 8 bottles of wine and pizza in my hotel suite. Thats the last moment I remember but when she woke me up cause we had an early mornin train to catch to Mombasa, I saw used condoms on the floor and one on my dick. Dang! I was surpised but didn't show it but she eventually found out when she was playing the sex tape for me with gist not video but I couldn't even remember anything. The look on her fAce all through the train trip! Till date, can't stilI remember shit.
RomanceRe: Nairalanders What Inspired Your Moniker? by bankulizer: 2:51pm On Feb 26, 2020
Olukoso1:
BOLATITO

I love that name
Sango, I no hear u well. Where you wan put me

CrimeRe: Meet The Man That Was Struck By Lightning Every Six Years, Even After His Death by bankulizer: 6:43pm On Feb 25, 2020
Muhylonaire:
Lmao... The lightening na 6years subscription e be?
cheesy
RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Ladies Wired To Act Hungrily? by bankulizer: 6:34pm On Feb 25, 2020
Riele:
One experience with a girl and suddenly all Nigerian girls takes the blame.

OP , either you use A girl i met is greedy or you close the thread .

Smh !
Mtchewww
RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Ladies Wired To Act Hungrily? by bankulizer:
Bro I feel you. I wonder why some ladies do that.
Money that she can't afford to spend anyhow
Market women wey them suppose dash money, them go price price the goods
But they can order 10k food with takeaway and Uber Money.
Most ladies lose good men because of this rubbish syndrome.
I feel your friend gave her your pass.
Bro, there are over 1 Billion girls in the world.
Move past it


Personal Experience : Met this babe through a friend at his restaurant, I saw raw sketches for her Fashion Design whatever, complimented her and exchanged contacts. Visited her few days later but couldn't spend much time as I had to travel. Second visit, she came with a friend but I did not complain and did not even think about it because I had no sexual intentions. I was actually interested in her Fashion Design stuff and thought it nice to buy her an Igbalode sewing machine. I went to a supermarket to get few things before they close. They sha use style follow me enter. Na so them start to dey pick things. Funny thing, I wasn't even upset. Total bill; #21500. I bough stuff of 5200. We got into the car to the date venue, Dominos, they ordered, ate and still took takeaway. I wasn't upset because it was funny to me, dropped them at home with big tight hugs that made me start wondering if I have changed her life. Fast Foward; 5 more date after that at restaurants, slept over at mine thrice. Did not touch her. Made no sexual move. I was out of town for a while till last December. Got a call from her; ehn where are you? I'm hungry, you know I have ulcer. The babe call me tire, finally took her to a nice club. She ordered for #8400 food plus takeaway. While we waited, she started ranting about her Ulcer. I finally "masked off" told her right there and then that I'm leaving and as i was driving out. She asked that i drop her which i did. She called me next morning threatening me with words like "you, you will see what I will do to you" I'm like gerrarahia. I did not See it as a loss, just good riddance to bad rubbish.
See babes it's not about the money or anything. It's just common sense. Courtesy.

NB : I did not correct anything o, if you understand, you understand noniye! Peace
TravelRe: Visa On Arrival Countries Thread by bankulizer: 4:01pm On Feb 21, 2020
ayo84:
I guess Ethiopian airways enroute right
Kenya Airways straight flight
Ehtiopa goes same route too but with stopover at Addis Ababa
TravelRe: Visa On Arrival Countries Thread by bankulizer: 12:57pm On Feb 21, 2020
Kenya
Uganda
Tanzania
Been to the 3. All visas on arrival
I paid $50 on arrival at Jomo Kenyatta airport for 2 weeks visa
CrimeRe: Popular Blogger Beaten For Speaking Against Prophet Odumeje (Photos, Video) by bankulizer: 6:04pm On Feb 19, 2020
Translation please
CrimeRe: Laetitia Naankang Dagan: Police Arrest Two People by bankulizer: 4:19pm On Feb 19, 2020
Snitch to the NPF at your own risk!
PetsRe: Is It A Crime To Keep A Female Dog by bankulizer: 9:44am On Feb 07, 2020
The female dog na Olosho na
Jara é
CelebritiesRe: Oba Elegushi And Patoranking In New Lovely Pictures by bankulizer: 11:21am On Jan 21, 2020
Beckysexy:
Don't why but, I Just love this guy
Maybe because he looks like my first bf.
I like your personal text and signature
Can we be friends?
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Made You Visit A Guy Once And Never Visit Again? by bankulizer: 3:03pm On Jan 19, 2020
Aadiana:
Small dick
grin
CrimeRe: Ignatius Odunukwe Kidnappers & Killers Arrested, Corpse Recovered (Graphic Video by bankulizer: 11:39am On Jan 19, 2020
ZombieTERROR:
This happened in Ajah... But their target was his 900m buildings in Abuja
This is from the thread below.

"Sunday Sun learnt that his abductors pretending to be interested in one of his properties in Ajah area of Lagos lured him to a point where they picked him"

The mods posted the 2. This Nairaland is shit.
YhY
CrimeRe: Ignatius Odunukwe Kidnappers & Killers Arrested, Corpse Recovered (Graphic Video by bankulizer: 10:56am On Jan 19, 2020
One says Ajah, One Abuja. Which do we believe. And the topics follow each other. Nawa O Nairaland.
CelebritiesRe: Davido, King Patrick, Chioma, Peruzzi: The love-vendor Story by bankulizer: 12:25pm On Jan 18, 2020
Nawa O so Lalasticlala, na Twitter you dey always dey?
RomanceRe: My Esan (ishan) Girlfriend Is Threatening Me. by bankulizer: 10:09am On Jan 15, 2020
IcraveLove:
It's Esan and no we are not dangerous.
You guys are dangerous. That's how one girl from Esan threatened me cause I told her to leave my house after 6 months of staying, she no get family?. When i am off to work,she brings her friends and they turn my apartments to Zanga! Smoking different things. We are not married talkess of been engaged. Next thing "u know I am from Esan and you know what we are capable of" I no kuku send her.
RomanceRe: No Sex Before Marriage: Did I Overreact? by bankulizer: 2:07pm On Jan 11, 2020
Tell him to put a ring on it.

BusinessRe: Detailed Advice In Starting A Filling Station In Nigeria by bankulizer: 12:04am On Jan 10, 2020
felong:
Please I Need Detailed Advice In Starting A Filling Station

Good evening nairalanders. please I would appreciate it if I'm given a detailed breakdown of what it would cost to open an run a filling station.
also someone a friend advised that franchising would be good I would be operating with a branded name. so which independent oil marker in Nigeria is the best for franchise.

My location is Abakaliki Ebony state. I will also like to know how many tankers I call sell on an average per month in a place like Abakaliki.
thanks.
This is one of our retail outlets I just automated with FMS and ATG consoles. Reply here
Can't post more pictures. You can monitor sales from anywhere in the world

BusinessRe: Detailed Advice In Starting A Filling Station In Nigeria by bankulizer: 12:02am On Jan 10, 2020
danduchi:
most marketers have to pay bribes to get their tankers get fuel.. Most filling stations you see around are contacted by businessmen without filling stations but have their way with the union and possibly hire or have their tankers. They buy fuel and sell to friends with filling stations without fuel and pay commissions. I will advise you join IPMAN in your state chapter, get connected before you start building a filling station or else you may hate yourself for bad investment
Join NUPENG. Esp PTD UNIT

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