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Foreign AffairsRe: Ted Cruz Defeats Donald Trump, Wins Iowa by banmee(m): 12:38am On Feb 03, 2016
Jchi9876:
Like him or hate him DT is the man to make America great again and this dream has become a movement.
Killary YES Killary Clinton has been President in disguise for 8years she and other Washinghton career establishment career politicians should join hands and be volunteers of this massive movement.


Go DT!!!!
You are funny.
Christianity EtcRe: How To Survive In This Era Of End-time Churches & End-time Pastors by banmee(m): 11:08pm On Feb 02, 2016
Joysmith2:
partially insanity end time fellow
Jobless end time fellow. Need a Job?
Foreign AffairsRe: Ted Cruz Defeats Donald Trump, Wins Iowa by banmee(m):
ojinuocheibi:
Mr man, Buhari is not a mistake. He is the messiah that God sent to us to liberate us from thieves because we ask God for his will to be done. Do Americans pray at all? No wonder there are likes of trump as presidential candidates. Wackos!
You are right jooo. We can all see how your prayers are really making Nigeria the greatest country the world has ever seen. Wikipedia lists nigeria as one of the top three countries in the world. Your prayers are wonderful.
Foreign AffairsRe: Ted Cruz Defeats Donald Trump, Wins Iowa by banmee(m): 9:27pm On Feb 02, 2016
RichYoungNigga:
You think we Americans will make the same mistake Nigerians made by voting in Buhari.

I know right. ...Lol.
Christianity EtcRe: How To Survive In This Era Of End-time Churches & End-time Pastors by banmee(m): 8:18pm On Feb 02, 2016
Joysmith2:
frustrated end time fellow
Frustrated? I'm living the life. You're more like a psychologically sounded fellow. grin
CrimeRe: Mgbajime, The Robber Burnt Alive In Benue State by banmee(m): 3:39pm On Feb 02, 2016
UrennaNkoli:
Benue state can possess some retards atimes.i
You mean Nigerians don't you?
PoliticsRe: Lawyer Scaled Fence Into Office, Stole $40,000 – Witness by banmee(m): 3:37pm On Feb 02, 2016
Marotzke:
To think that I was discussing with an informed person. Now that we have established that you are suffering from absolute stupidity and congenital idiocy,now go back to the slime and gross that you are wallowing in.
Still you haven't said anything. L9l.....
CrimeRe: Scientist Invents Anti-Rape Condoms With Teeth For Women by banmee(m): 1:46pm On Feb 02, 2016
SmartChoices:
Are you a rapist?
Despicable
He's right na. Do you think rape just started yesterday? It has been in existence even before Jesus Christ.
PoliticsRe: Lawyer Scaled Fence Into Office, Stole $40,000 – Witness by banmee(m):
Marotzke:
Remind us which cave you inhabit,while you are doing that ,task your brain if that will not be overlabouring it, when banks stopped accepting dollar deposits. Why am i even answering Mr know all? The last time i checked it was not an offence to be in possesion of any amount of currency ; domestic and foreign!
Lol....It just gets better and better. The country needs more foreign exchange and banks won't accept them? It's worse than I thought. Just too st.upid. And no it is not a crime to keep such amount in ones possession but be ready for situations like this. This is why NORMAL citizens don't do it.The fact that I am explaining this to this re.tarded fellow is giving me a headache. Anyone got ibuprofen?
PoliticsRe: Bayelsa Bombing & Water Pollution: When Did Nigerians Become This silly? by banmee(m): 1:36pm On Feb 02, 2016
Litmus:
With Heavy Heart I Ask When Did Nigerians Become This silly?

https://12800-presscdn-0-96.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Oil-spill-impacted-site-e1447239331487.jpg



http://sunnewsonline.com/new/bayelsa-bomb-attack-on-oil-pipelines-cause-major-spill/



Please share your thoughts in the comment box below
Seriously? Is this a trick question? Nigeria has been like this since independence. The mentality has always been phucked up. Nigerians will cut off their nose to spite their face. "Hey nose, you wanna phuck with me? Ok. Let's see how you breath now"
PoliticsRe: Lawyer Scaled Fence Into Office, Stole $40,000 – Witness by banmee(m): 1:24pm On Feb 02, 2016
Marotzke:
You mean the DUMB question?
I apologise. "Cough...cough", I have to clear my throat. I often make comments but forgot that majority on this forum are ignorant Nigerians. There is no acceptable reason why that amount of money should in any office establishment. Have digital transfers been abolished? Have checks been replaced with another form of legal tender? Don't answer that. Please don't. You are just too s.tupid to comprehend or give a well informed answer.
PoliticsRe: Lawyer Scaled Fence Into Office, Stole $40,000 – Witness by banmee(m): 12:12pm On Feb 02, 2016
The real question is, why was there eight million naira in an office?
PoliticsRe: My Fears For Buhari’s Change Agenda - Olusegun Obasanjo by banmee(m): 12:10pm On Feb 02, 2016
onatisi:
Now he is a fool for criticizing the dullard ,but when he was criticizing gej then he was an elder statesman and good leader. So who is the fool now between you and him?
GEJ, Buhari, they are all the same. If you think Nigeria ever had a leader then you are a bigger fool than I thought. If you did, Nigeria would not be in the predicament it is at the moment.
Christianity EtcRe: Mbaka: "Why I Rejected Jonathan’s Dollars" by banmee(m): 10:56am On Feb 02, 2016
mayorkyzo:
This guy talks too much for a catholic priest...
Nigerians love people like that. They admire the weird and obnoxious. They are easily dazzled.
CelebritiesRe: IK Ogbonna Cheating On Wife, Sonia Exposes His Secrets On Instagram by banmee(m): 10:45am On Feb 02, 2016
vizkiz:
instagram has made some dumb and silly people famous I tell you undecided
I swear, i don't understand the obsession with instagram, facebook and twitter. I never had one and i never will. Why deliberately put your personal business out there for everyone to see? You are just asking for trouble.
PoliticsRe: My Fears For Buhari’s Change Agenda - Olusegun Obasanjo by banmee(m): 10:41am On Feb 02, 2016
Anyone who listens to this foool is an even bigger foool.
FamilyRe: Oyibo Woman Enjoying Her Trip To Abakaliki With Her Hubby by banmee(m): 12:58am On Feb 02, 2016
Akkord4gov:
This is good

It is low self esteem and greener pasture that pushes us to marry them because of green card.
I fit marry Oyinbo o,but she must agree she fit follow me come my lovely Naija
You might wanna rephrase the bolded.
RomanceRe: The Fading Beauty Of A Woman(photo) by banmee(m): 10:54pm On Feb 01, 2016
Toks2008:
And now i have a reason to believe you are of low intellectual capacity. Remember that its not a must to comment. The painful part is that if you had argued intellectually concerning what i wrote i gues it would have been a different ball game but i stil wonder where you got your misconstrued ideas from and the fact that you kept juxtaposing a man's age to a woman when it comes to late marriage only goes to show how shallow minded and childish you are."Please work on your I must comment syndrome"
Kikikikikikik. . . .you haven't said anything. Why do you have this self obsession to be a slave owner. . .sorry, i mean husband? So you can order them around wink right? Lol . . ..Marriage is more than being a boss you know?
RomanceRe: The Fading Beauty Of A Woman(photo) by banmee(m): 10:44pm On Feb 01, 2016
Toks2008:
You must be from a French speaking country.

You can use google translate to clarify the part of the write up you don't understand.
Lol. . .the whole write up is a subjective and phucked up opinion on why women must hurry up and marry because they will loose their beauty. How phucked up is that? So the male species will stay youthful forever? You be real village man i swear. I pity your would-be wife/slave. Your prick big no mean say you be man oooooo.
RomanceRe: The Fading Beauty Of A Woman(photo) by banmee(m): 10:31pm On Feb 01, 2016
Toks2008:
How on earth can you reason this way?

? Do you need an elementary school teacher to ring it to your ear that a man even at 70 can marry a 25year old lady?
Please think rationally.
And there is your problem bro. For some reason, you think marriage means happiness. It doesn't you know. If that were the case, divorce court, infidelity, adultery would not exist. It's just your mentality holding you back.
RomanceRe: The Fading Beauty Of A Woman(photo) by banmee(m):
Toks2008:
When i look at the way some babes flaunt their hot bodies,pretty faces and curves i tend to yinmu to them because many of them are ignorant of the fact that no matter the cream,no matter the surgery or cosmetics they use to enhance their beauty,there is always a gradual yet hardly noticeable depreciation of their beauty and bit by bit that sweet looking face,that super firm tits and that hot body will begin to experience law of diminishing returns and nobody can ever stop that from happening.

Some ladies are unfortunate to find themselves single even in their 30s or 40s with no fault of theirs but this write up is directed to the ladies who believe they are too sweet to settle with a man.This is not about throwing shades on them but a known fact many pretend they don't know about. A woman has no luxury of gallivanting about when she ought to calm down and put herself at a vantage point to settle down in a timely manner.

ok ok you say you don't wanna suffer with any man so you wait and hope you meet a rich dude. Ironically,this rich dude knows he is a hot cake so he only spends stipends on you out of his millions or billions and when he is done with you,he dumps you for another lady since he has the money to throw about and maybe at 30something you will now be forced to settle with a man you ordinarily will not look twice.

And if i may ask these myopic ladies these simple questions:

1.How much are you really worth?
2.Is there a crystal ball to know if that "poor dude" will remain poor forever or will also make it big?
3.Is there a guaranty that the rich guy you have an eye for will remain rich forever?
4.How will you feel if that broke dude you ignored today becomes a very rich dude in no time and that rich guy you went for became so broke?
5.Are you cursed not to also strive and make it on your own?


I dey beg all the ladies wey believe say they are too hot to be with one man to relax,cool down very well and pick one man to settle with before they become an object of consideration by men and If you believe you are too hot to be with one man then be ready to be sampled by many men. Just go for a man who has a destination,take the risk of sticking with him,pray for him and take the bold step with him.

Many ladies say marriage is not a do or die affair but this same ladies will certainly want children and also want a fatherly figure for these children so who is fooling who?

The epitome of this epistle is that asides from circumstance beyond their control, ladies should be wise enough to get married before their beauty fades because In 7 out of 10 ladies,all their gragra is from the ripe age of 18 to 35 and once you don dey pass 35years GOD help you so baby Juliana, kwachara anya gi.
So, basically you are saying men don't age and stay youthful forever, right? The way Nigerian/African men think is mind boggling. Women are more like slaves than partners or spouses. There is no way a Nigerian man will survive in a NORMAL society with this mindset. God help you all.
PoliticsRe: ''Jonathan's Government Bought Substandard Weapons'' - Alhaji Lai Mohammed by banmee(m): 9:57pm On Feb 01, 2016
ecclesiaok:
https://dailytimes.ng/jonathan-govt-bought-substandard-weapons-to-prosecute-war-against-terror-fg/
Someone should please explain what substandard weapon means. From my vast experience in weaponry, there is nothing like a substandard weapon. Afghans are still putting up a good fight with AK47s. It is not the weapon, it is how you use it.
FoodRe: See The Bush Rat That Was Killed At My Workplace Today (Photos) by banmee(m): 9:00pm On Feb 01, 2016
AyamBlaze:
May d God of Jesus bless u for giving me this wonderful info kiss #iDonWiseUp
Hey God bless me too ooo. So how much does Seun pay you for being FTC?
Christianity EtcRe: How To Survive In This Era Of End-time Churches & End-time Pastors by banmee(m): 5:07pm On Feb 01, 2016
Joysmith2:
mentally disabled end time human being
Unfortunate and deprived human being. grin
BusinessRe: See Why The Naira May Fall To The Dollar At #1000/$ by banmee(m): 11:25am On Feb 01, 2016
hopeforcharles:
Do u know there was a time when the naira was bigger than the dollar? Do u know that there was a time when we export majorly? Read ur history books
Sometimes people really need to think objectively. A country can peg it's currency to whatever rate. It doesn't mean it has value. Iraq has been exporting oil in like forever, it doesn't mean it was ever a great country. Just because you export products doesn't mean you are great. If that were the case, every country on earth would probably have that tag of being great.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Requests $3.5Billion Loan From World Bank- Financial Times by banmee(m): 3:39am On Feb 01, 2016
psucc:
I can recalled an article that said 'when world bank visits, tears follows'. This was the primary reason of the World Bank President's' visit. But our govt were busy denying it just like OBJ denied his third term plot at the beginning.

Sincerely, the said budget has no inbuilt mechanism that will stimulate the economy as it is the usual 80-20 Recurrent-Capital stuff.

For goodness sake, what stops us from cutting out coat according to our size?
Is that a trick question? Nigerians refuse to accept that there is a problem with the way they think and handle their business. Also they don't want to make hard choices in order to change things around. There are people out there still waiting for the 5k promise forgetting that it is unsustainable. There are people out there who don't believe in asking rational questions about the way the representatives spend public funds. When a public official donates millions nobody bothers to ask where the funds are coming from. I bet you that Dasuki would have donated millions to many other individuals we don't know yet, but at the time Nigerians would be commenting about "how generous he is". Nigerians don't care about cutting their coats to any size. All they care about is that there is a coat. It doesn't matter where the coat comes from.
PoliticsRe: Ambode Replaces 58-year Old Transformer In Palmgroove - Photos by banmee(m):
dontstop:
that's so nice of him
It's not supposed to be nice. It's his job. It's what he's supposed to do. It's just like saying it's nice of your bank for giving you your money.
Christianity EtcRe: How To Survive In This Era Of End-time Churches & End-time Pastors by banmee(m): 8:24pm On Jan 31, 2016
Joysmith2:
end time human being
Mentally incapacitated fellow. grin
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by banmee(m):
tchidi:
Lol!! Just negodu ogologo akukó!! undecided undecided
No, I am not an Astronaut if that's what you're asking. I wish i was. cool
PoliticsRe: Anti-corruption War: Judiciary Is My Main Headache, Says Buhari by banmee(m): 7:46pm On Jan 31, 2016
Aufbauh:
Buhari means different things to different categories of people ;
To the ELECTION RIGGERS, he is a COUPIST
To the less privileged NIGERIANS, he is a HELPER
To the CORRUPT, he is a JAILER
To the DRUG BARONS, he is a KILLER
To the runaway THIEF, he is a CRATER
To a dying ECONOMY, he is a SAVIOUR
To INDICIPLINE, he is BRUTISH
To the TERRORIST, he is an ENEMY
To the brown envelope JOURNALISTS like ait, he is a DICTATOR
To DORA AKUNYILI, he is a caring BOSS
To the OIL INDUSTRY, he is a REFINARIES BUILDER
To the ORDINARY PEOPLE, he is one of them
To the PDP, he is a DESTOYER
To the APC, he is the CHANGE
To JONATHAN, FFK, METUH, he is a NEMESIS
To Fayose, Nnamdi Kanu and IPOBians, he is a NIGHTMARE

Your behaviour determines your definition of Buhari.
To me he is the leader of the much needed CHANGE in Nigeria
.

God bless Nigeria!
Did you hear him say the judiciary is a problem for him? Really? Do you fully understand the implications of his remarks?
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by banmee(m): 7:29pm On Jan 31, 2016
cococandy:
sooooon cheesy
Best of llllllluuuuuuuccccccckkkkkk. And i must not hear say my invite lost.
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by banmee(m): 7:19pm On Jan 31, 2016
cococandy:
lol ok. grin
Just asking cos he's the one who calls me that.

I'm fine and you?
When is the D day? Rice must flow.

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