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adanny01:
How correct are you?

The Navy Seals are a sub group of the US Navy not the Marines. The Marines is a group not a sub group of the US Armed forces.

The US Armed Forces has 5 groups as you call it.

1. US Airforce
2. US Army
3. US Marine Corp
4. US Navy (Sub group US Navy Seals)
5. US Coast Guard

US Marines is not a sub group under the Army or Navy, its a group on its own under the Armed forces.

The only thing that joins the Marine corps and the Navy is that they are both under the Secretary of the Navy just like the Army is under the secretary of the army and the Airforce are under the secretary of the airforce while coast guard are under secretary of homeland security.

We are still saying the same thing. Civilians often think of them as separate but we don't. There is the special forces group and ranger regiment which is a sub group of the army. Just like the marine is a sub group of the navy. This is the reason why only the Marines serve on navy carriers. On paper they stand alone but in reality they are joined at the hip. You are saying tomato and I'm saying tomata. Different pronunciation, same meaning.

PoliticalThuG:
Good day nairalanders.

There is this problem i have been having since i was 18. Now i am 22 but the problem still persists. I dnt know what to do to stop it, so i decided to bring it here to seek help.

Whenever i see a lady, what comes to my mind is how to have sex with her. It is becoming so embarrassing because sometimes my di.ck does rise at the sight of a lady or when i'm just enteracting with a lady.

I am a shy person, no doubt about it. Shyness will not allow me woo a lady but the sexual feeling will not go away. Sometimes i do watch porn. movies just to reduce or kill the feeling but it will never go away.

The good thing about this is that i dnt masturbate. I dnt like the idea at all.

Fellow nairalanders, how do i stop feeling Hot each time i see a lady? Does it associate with a particular age? Will i over-grow it?

Your contribution is needed. Thanks.

You are a man and single. It's normal. If you were married then it's not so good.

midolian:
https://www.thecable.ng/alert-terrorists-now-disguising-as-mad-people

People are just too s.tupid. To solve this, just imagine that terrorist are everywhere and they can use or hide weapons everywhere.

wilybebsy:
God we need more jobs here please

See this guy. You think it's easy to converse with someone in France? Don't spoil the guys 'victory'. Lol......

Wisdomkosi:
Are we fighting corruption or PDP members?

If the accusations are founded, then what does it matter which party they come from?

adanny01:
There is so much difference between the US Armed forces and the US Army, you probably didnt understand.

US Army is a branch of the Armed forces which marine corp is another branch. The Army and Marines are branches of the armed forces not like he said that marines is sub branch of the army.

US armed forces has 5 branches the Nigerian Armed forces have 3 branches. Note the difference.

Bro's i can read na. what he said was "The Marines are a sub group of the US Navy", which is very correct. Or didn't you read what he wrote before commenting?

1wolex85:
But what is so hard in providing conclusive proof if you guys feel he actually did it? You can't accuse someone out of the blues without a shred of evidence and ask him to go to court to prove his innocence! how does that work?

It's the Nigerian way. The norm in Nigeria is, you are guilty until proven innocent. Meanwhile, in other NORMAL countries, you are innocent until proven guilty. Nigerians are the weirdest, strangest, most thoughtless people on the continent. It's as if their brains are wired differently from everyone else's on the planet. The last time i witnessed such mentality was in Iraq and afghanistan. You'd be surprised how similar the mindset of an Iraqi/Afghan and a Nigerian is. They are tribalistic as phuck, corrupt as hell, and dirtier than a mutherfucker. Damn, it just hit me. They are so freaking similar. Lol.....

dainformant:
I thought the battle has been won against these mumu insurgents..mschteww

I will keep saying this till everyone gets it. You can defeat terrorism with bullets. You can only contain them while you try to solve the core issues leading to their actions. Terrorism is an idea and the only way to change an idea is through education, re orientation and equity. Terrorism has been in existence since the time of Jesus christ and it will be here till the end of time.

vikacydevato:
That bold step he took, during the last election has earned him so much respect

What bold step?

adanny01:
Wrong.

US Armed forces is comprised of US Army, Marines corps, Navy, Air force and Coast Guard. All have specific duties. The Marine corps are describe as amphibious, aerial and expeditionary force.

The Navy Seals are the sub group and a special task force of the Navy you mean. They are also amphibious. The name is derived from SEa Air Land (SEAL).

Wikipedia is there.

Bro's the guy was right na. All you wrote was add to whatever he already wrote.

OPCNAIRALAND:
Ibo, you love my input, stop pretending. Let me lecture you on the OP point and US Marine Force.

I once saw a car in a parking lot with a face cap emblazoned with an insignia that says ex- US Navy SEALS. Instantly I reminded myself that whoever owned this car was a black man. In America, their politics is along color line....ours in Nigeria is along ethnic line.

Soon enough he stepped out of the store. He didnt need to approach the car for me to know this is our SEAL dude. His attitude and swagger is loud and broadcasted who he was, without saying a word.
He was young and healthy, a perspective not to ignore for his current status.

SEALs are indoctrinated and groomed on siege, camouflaging, staying in the bacground, discreet, endurance, humility and hiding identity.

If you can be identified as a SEAL in public you are an endangerement and risk to the corps, your service ends! This would explain why at such young age and fit he was an ex.....they kicked him out for public display and lack of discretion.

This says much about your Marine Biafran. Who cares if he is Marine or security guard, who gives a dam.n that he is both Marine and a Biafran? The two aspects put together as a combined force is meaningless unless you are armed and facing an enemy.

A Marine is lethal only when armed with a lethal weapon. The Marines posted to Mogadishu were humiliated and America had to evacuate them before the Somalis would kill em all off.

The Marines stationed in Fallujah had to back off after months of failed air and ground assault that exposed their vulnerability and demystified their superiority in combat.

So parading yourself as a Marine and a Biafran is a big risk. Tell your brother to humble his ego and take cue from other Nigerians who served, and are still serving in US Marines and do so incognito!

Bro's why are you confusing marines and seals? They are two different things na. And if you are identified as a seal, your service does not end. Just so you'd know. All that happens is you go back to your original MOS.

nduchucks:
You people love self importance. no be only marine, na marina for Lagos

That's a doggone parking garage decal for certain hotel cleaning workers.

Bro's cool down na. No be simple question the guy write? you just wan type something sha.

tellwisdom:
Op, na ghetto u dey live?..Why the road leading to your house come be like Lokoja road?

If you get this kain road for Nigeria, you no go de somersault go work everyday?

metronaija:
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I don't know how to explain this but I will try. The woman sitting and backing the camera is said to be a mentally unstable woman. The people gathered around her believe she gives lucky numbers for betting games as a few have supposedly testified. So they take their bets to her for her to help them pick a lucky number...that's how the www.metronaija.com reader who sent in the pic explained to me...:-)
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http://www.metronaija.com/2016/01/photos-people-gather-around-madwoman-in.html

On a scale of 1 to 10, the stupidity of majority of Nigerians rates at a 100.

Blackberrybabes:
Sex is an important element in marriage and until there is sexual intercourse between a husband and a wife, the marriage is not yet spiritually recognized. This shows how important sex is in marriage.


When you look at how aggressive men are towards sex you may think that what a man needs from a woman is sex. Of course, if he has not married you yet or he does not really intend to marry you what he will need from you is nothing above your body. But if he really intends to marry you or if you guys are already married sex is never what he needs from you - maybe let me say it better; "WHAT A MAN NEEDS MOST FROM A WOMAN IS NOT SEX."

Many young girls think because they are sexually active and experience they will easily be married and have their husbands loving them. And when a man approaches for marriage they think the greatest asset they have to show the man is sex. Others also think once they are giving out their bodies it means they are giving out the best for which reason they will be chosen above all.

There is this young girl who is very beautiful and sexually active. Due to that she thought sex is all that matters to a man. Ironically, she struggled for long before finally getting married. Her sexual dexterity could not win her the heart of a man until out of the blue and reason beyond imagination a very handsome good man married her. The wedding was grand and her tears were now gone. Unfortunately only a year after the wedding the marriage fell on rocks. Within five years three different men came her way but none could stay.

The problem was simple. She thought sex was all that matters so she would never submit. But submission is what men need, not sex. It is time for our young ladies to know that when a man is ready to marry he will not look out for a woman who will satisfy his sex drive but a woman who will submit herself to him. Excuse my language, "every woman has vagina but not every woman has humility." So when you are a humble woman, you are an expensive jewelry. And a man of integrity will fear to lose you.

What does the Holy Bible say, "wife, submit to your husband." The reason is that a man's true love goes out only for a woman who is submissive. Your beauty cannot make another woman ugly but your humility can let him love you above all other women.

Sadly, many youngs ladies in our days call submission as "control." And you will hear them saying in tiny romantic voices, "As for me I don't want any man to control me oh." If you don't want to submit don't think of marriage because no man in his right sense will offer his love to a woman whose heart is higher than his height, no matter how short he may be.
When a woman bows her knee before a man, the man will automatically bow his heart before her love. And love her sincerely.

There are, of course, recalcitrant men who will not value women of humility but I tell you that every true man does not need sex, but submission. It is submission that truly makes you a romantic wife. So be the African queen you want to be but when it comes to dealing with your husband, play the role of a humble maid. Don't forget that it is the spirit of humility that has caused many maids to hijack their mistresses' husbands. Be your man's queen and be his maid also.

I wish you all the best as you submit in your relationship and marriage. May God bless you with good marriage, my dear sister.

Written by B.I.C. Abeiku Okai.

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2016/01/what-husband-needs-from-wife-is-never.html

You are a slave.You don't fully realize it yet, but you are. I don't want a submissive woman. I want a partner who will challenge me mentally and physically. If i need a submissive woman, i'd go buy a slave.

insycarc:
If the lecturer had walked him out of the presentation, u would hve SAID hê is wicked. You wana do a presentation and u know u hve to be fully kitted up, but u refused. Climbing on the table is Just to show en other students his stupidy. Climbing on the table and doing his presentation is actually better than being walked out and not doing his presentation. Little things matter

You don't correct a s.tupid person by being s.tupid yourself. This is not how things are done. Nigerians are just too emotional in matters requiring rationale.

Trone:
He got what he deserved. The student action is against the school code of conduct.

You are so dumb, that your existence is cheating the human race. God help the Nigerian mentality.

Destined2win:
Good one.

When I become President, I will prioritize giving people like you big loans to invest in Agriculture.

I doubt that. You are a Nigerian aren't you?

Obinovictor:
If this is true, then there is problem.

You've got to love Nigeria. You just can't make this stuff up. The shiit that happens there daily is way better than any Robert Ludlum novel.

bayulll01:
And y won't get shinshin cos the money that's suppose to used to create job has been looted and embeZle by the uselesssss hero u are defending

Bro's you sure say you go school so? To read no suppose hard like that na. I beg quote where I support any leader for Nigeria and I go send 50 dollar WU to you. I de wait.

grandlexuz:
Bros drink one Orijin for my name..Lol

The woman de ask for money. Who should I say is going to pay? I no get shishin for here oooo.

sheilak:
I get what you are saying but I disagree. That is two things.

It is not a true test. It is a standardized test for those who wants to join the army. The police force have theirs. The fire brigade etc etc

The standard test as you call it is what civilian physical fitness experts say a normal person should be able to run and do push ups and sit ups. Our standards are a lot higher which is why I said a normal person should be able to get a 180 PT score but I have a 300. I wish there were more people like out there, I'd be a millionaire in no time.

EbuGeneral:
but am not yoruba or neither do i live in south west.

No but your comment as a Nigerian shows your mindset which is why you deserve to suffer.

sheilak:
I am thinking like a Nigerian. I live in the UK. U have got a friend who is coming school with military work. And my brother almost joined the army.

Yes, they got it from the army but then that is what would be required before you can join the army. However it does not follow that it is the true test of healthiness. Army is another level if its own and to carry out whatever you do, you have to start with learning how to build resistance, pushing yourself forward and you must at least be stronger than the average civilian.


My friend is short but I don't dare fighht her. I have felt her stomach before I know what it feels like. She is trained to be soldier not a civilian.

I have tried but somehow you are still not getting it. The times I gave you as true test; do you know how slow you have to run to pass? But a lot can't just do it just because they are not used to exercise. Now I understand why I make a lot of money teaching people about it.

loffyloffy:
madam...reading through your posts..one thing is clear to me..your husband is diabolic..wether he is a pastor or not..and his so called mistress is his superior in the spirit world..you are currently being held in a spiritual bondage..because somehow your destinys are tied..they need you around because they are getting something (most likely spiritual ) from you.

You need immediate deliverance ..you can achieve this yourself by going on a fast and asking God to help..or you can look for people you trust to pray along with you as you fast..not anyone from your church.

meanwhile stop openly fighting and resisting them..play along be nice..fight your spiritual batles with prayers and fasting behind the scene.

it is well

What are you saying? it is more like she is being held by a s.tupidity bondage.

Nkasiobi87:
Hi everyone, after what happened in my husband church on Sunday how he embarrassed me and his worker slapping me. I decided to consult his doctor friend to talk to him ,the only reason he gave the doctor is that the mistress saved his life when he wanted to kill him self because of a woman that died years ago in his church which left him confused then(I traveled with My last child when this incident happen) and the girl telling him not to kill him self is enough that the girl love him and that from that day he swear never to leave that girl nor let the girl feel bad in any situation.

He said that the girl is his life. so for me becoming pregnant is enough to make the girl feel bad so he now tries to defame me and make the girl happy.he suggested that the only solution that will bring peace to my family is me becoming friend with the said girl and serving her.and that I should beg the worker that I have forgiven him if I want him to accept me again.

Now the girl in question here is rude and proud. she insult me anyhow.she laughed at me now that am going through this with my hubby. today she saw me and started laughing that she must make me leave my home with my 5kids.

Now all am asking my self is how can I step so low to the extend of begging my husband mistress just for my husband to love me again. how can I befriend this witch of a girl. How can I worship this girl in my own house all to please my husband. A girl that saved my husband name with Baby m. Will that make me a peace seeker or a fool the more.will a reasonable woman do that?

There is no difference between a Nigerian/African woman and a slave. Some will come out and say vehemently that they are not but their actions proves otherwise.

myners007:
her death was masterminded by the govt and all evidence were concealed to cover up their evil deed. im not in a position to tell u facys about her death cos they might come after me

Lol. . .i've always found conspiracy theorist fascinating. 911 didn't happen. The lochness monster exists. Elvis is still alive. Garri and Epa isn't delicious?

myners007:
if u believe that princess Diana was not murdered that means u re gullible and not enlightened as u claimed

Princess Diana died in a motor accident. Produce evidence to the contrary. They are not Nigerians where people are jailed based on suspicion.

oboman:
Based on what I could infer from the comments that have preceded mine, I gathered that some people are more incensed by Jonathan being referred to as ''an ineffectual buffoon'' than his economic woos...

Jonathan presided over an economy mainly dependent on oil for foreign revenue when the value of crude oil sold for $84/barrel, and then rose to $96/barrel around 2013..

He also inherited a huge amount of foreign reserves coupled with the fact most of Nigeria's international debts have either been pardoned or paid off.

To the passionate defenders of Jonathan, what then is his excuse? He surrounded himself with people who simply embezzled until they got bored stealing, thereby impoverishing the country.

Let's just admit Jonathan was clueless but then, if you can't fly a plane, why can't you surround yourself with pilots? Very ineffectual, Yes! A buffoon, well...........

That's not to say Buhari is the messiah we hope for, but he won't be as bad as Jonathan. If his puritan stance will enable him minimise theft, I think Nigerians will feel the effects, which would mean a somewhat improved standard of living for Nigerians.

Bro's just stop there. You are trying too hard to educate dull individuals with no concept of accountability, good leadership and good governance.

myners007:
Its not surprising that such statement is coming from the British because they are the most cunning and pretentious set of people in the world today. These same people will extol the virtues of Jonathan when he was in power for their own aggrandizement and insult him publicly when he is out just for the purpose of benefiting from Buhari Administration.
As long as I am concerned Jonathan deserved to be treated well because he was never overzealous to remain in power.
The British/economist Group should put their house in order before castigating others. My Questions for them are listed below:
1. Why was Princess Diana brutally killed without a trace yet not even the Queen nor the British government was labeled as treacherous and murderous buffoon?
2. Who stole away our artifacts during the illegal invasion and massacre of Benin?
3. Why did the British diplomatically hoodwinked USA into World War 2 when it was becoming apparent that they will concede defeat to the Germans led by Hitler?
4.Why will the British regard themselves as one of the world and economic powers when they procuse virtually nothinh apert from extorting money from their citizens and other Nationals under the guise of taxation.
5. why cant Prince Charles be allowed to rule if he is competent?
Nigerians please do not be perturbed by their invectives on GEJ. We know them already cos we are better than them.

1. Princess Diana died in a motor accident. Produce evidence to the contrary. They are not Nigerians where people are jailed based on suspicion.
2. Yes they did steal our artifacts. That's bad. But it is your leader's fault for not fighting to get them back like normal leaders do.
3. The British did not hoodwink USA into world war 2. America joined the war for two reasons. a) Japan bombed Pearl Harbor, killing thousands of sailors and 2), they weren't just going to sit back and let the Third Reich take over the whole of Europe. Did the British hoodwink the Russians too?
4. They are doing what other NORMAL countries do which is generate income from taxation. Are you going to accuse Germany of the same thing? The fact that you and other Nigerians don't understand this concept is no one's fault but yours. Do you see the UK crying because of the fall in Oil prices?
5. The queen is alive and has all her faculties.

Bro's, i beg to remind you that not all Nigerians are unenlightened. There are actually some who are well traveled and knowledgeable. So, research properly before trying to deceive the gullible ones

gmyguy:
He is indeed a buffoon esp for the lie he said at Davos 2014 or was it 2013 during Amanpour interview and for trying to change unilag to MKO university just to win SW votes and for the NYSC corpers who lost their lives during 2011 election, whose parents were compensated with only 5million naira....To whom much is given, much is expected...if he were chinese, he'd be killed, but Africans love worshipping ppl for their rights.

Well said bro. Well said.

Our elders talk say "e better make you no dry your pant for outside make people no know how e dirty reach". Lol. When you don't handle you business properly, you are inviting insults from outsiders. In this case i call it constructive criticism. The outside word are not sycophants when it comes to issues like this. They'll tell you what you don't want to hear. People are busy hailing Jonathan as the "best president" we ever had. Unbelievable. When you live in shiit for too long, you become immune to the smell. Nigeria has never had a President/leader. What they have ever had were opportunists.