₦airaland Forum

ERockson:
And when they kill badoo member, some foools will be shouting jungle justice and all that. Badoo group deserve no mercy

Guy, no one is against killing anyone who the law says should be killed. It is not your job or any private citizens job to go about killing people. Do you think Nigeria is the only country where horrible things like this happen? What you will not see is citizens of normal countries going about killing people they suspect. Do you see citizens in france or the U.K going about looking for arab terrorist to kill? You as a people have a larger problem than these crimes and you are not tackling that. What has all the jungle justice done so far to curb these killings? In fact it's getting worse.

Jaqenhghar:
Are you fvcking serious?
She must hear this.
Nigerians and eye service... SMH..U were talking about not being avlble to maintain toilets I tell you the cleanest public toilets in Naija are at the aorports.. international wing of course. Even in my office I see these things bro.
I told you I work for a foreign organization I swear if you want to see Nigerians doing well at work let one oyonbo be nearby. Nigerians are like dogs. once one oyinbo steps into tue picture they start tearing each other down. If I begin talk bro I go full NL with gist.

Nigeria is just too amazing for words.

Jaqenhghar:
You Bleep up brah. Mybrother -in law sabi d tin pieces. I go like make ina meet up. You remind me of him in so many ways

Lol. It wasn't my fault really. I was living in a country within a country. The U.S bases in Germany are built in such a way that you would think you were still in America. For instance we spend only dollars. We only use Euro when we leave post. Everything is provided to us to give us the feeling like we are still in the U.S. I guess if we have been forced to live like Germans i would have learn't the language.

SirJeffry:
Those contracted to do IRS taxes in the US like Turbo tax do the job atleast. Innovate Services do actually nothing in particular. They just provide the application form for you to fill after which you submit the form to the immigrations office by mail, is that one job? Can't Nigeria immigrations provide the same application form in their own website? You talk of IRS tax in the US, do you know many people that file tax? Giving out the job to contractors will help IRS with the workload. I ask you, how many people apply for nigerian visa? Are they so much that immigrations can not handle it? Even US visa which is the most sought visa is still being handled by US Immigration and not contractors.

No one is contracted to do what the IRS does in the U.S. Guy, who tell you this one. Turbo tax, H&R Block and the likes provide services to help you the individual and not the IRS.

Ilaje44:
You are absolutely right.

Du hast absolut Recht. Es gibt absolut keine nigerianische Regierungs-Behörde, die gute Arbeitsethik kennt.

They are all corrupt.

This is the only thing i regret not learning while in Germany. The language. I just wasted six years there.

Jaqenhghar:
Its the same everywhere. My sister almost went crazy trying to get her passport renewed. WTF. we see the stories here nah. Some Nigerians in Senegal were so disgusted they wrecked the embassy

There's more. Do you know that the embassy is broken down into two areas. One for white people and the other for Nigerians. The one for Nigerians is underground and the one for whites which is clean is up top. A Nigerian embassy.

frankmoney:
if you haven't been there. Then pls keep quiet . Thank you

Is it not in nigeria? You are too used to rubbish.

Clash Royale. It is the best thing since fried rice.

emmymdk:
lord when am i going to open Nairaland and see something good about this nation?

With the way Nigerians think, that's never going to happen. Nigerians need to stop;

Being "sharp" guys

Giving and taking bribe.

Being dirty.

Stop jungle justice.

Stop being prejudiced.

Stop tribalism.

Stop blaming everything on god or the devil. They do not exist.

Start being accountable for their actions and decisions.

Stop saying it is the white man's fault.

Then and only then will you start hearing good things about Nigeria. There are more but these need to be taken care of first.

LoveJesus87:
You don't mean it?

Don't take my word for it. Just go and see it for yourself.

RSVP:
Some folks don't even know how a University looks like... Our universities are rubbish. No proper structure whatsoever!

It ain't there fault really. They don't know any better.

SirJeffry:
I recently secured a Nigerian visa and I was led to apply through one INNOVATE 1 SERVICES who ended up taking $20 as a processing fee after paying $160 visa fees. At the end of the day, I still paid another $30 processing fee to Nigeria embassy Washington. I'm not much worried about the fees but why establish and fund Nigeria immigration services when they can't take care of their business such as this? I've never heard or seen this practice done in other countries. I don't even want to talk about the shabby Nigeria visa with no passport photograph included, no visa interview, unlike other countries who grill intending travelers at interviews.

Any immigration officer here to clarify these?

It is the way Nigerians are built. Corruption rules their lives. I went to the Nigerian embassy in Berlin once and i swore never to set foot in another Nigerian embassy till the day i die. The staff were rude and did not give a phuck about Nigerians trying to do business there. Plus, they were glaringly collecting bribe to expedite whatever you wanted to do. The worst thing was, they were selling food inside offices while conducting business. Can you imagine? One official was eating rice and beans while asking questions? That country is living on borrowed time.

frankmoney:
have you been to rivers state university , if you haven't pls just keep quiet

I don't have to. Is the university not a public university in nigeria? You guys can't even main toilets in universities in nigeria and you are here hailing one. Guy, like I said you need serious exposure.

Inanna:
I'll say it, men are scum!
Don't bother quoting me.

If men are scum what would you call women? If i read the write up correctly, the man did not rape or force himself on the woman. It was consensual. So, if men are scum then women are . . . . . . . .

Because they know that they are actually making wishes. They subconsciously know they are wasting their time.

bbbabes:
I love sex and it doesn't reduce my love for God and His grace upon my life.
.
Why won't I have sex, you want me to die of madness??

At least you are honest. My only problem is you belief in an imaginary god. I commend you for your honesty though.

sarrki:
Most of the illegal became illegal due to the land act

Some of them have live over 30years in that place

We are in democracy is all about the people

Relocating them will help stop another shanties in future

Do you even understand what you are saying? We are not talking about unused property but shacks built under bridges. How does living for a period of time in a shack on a land owned by someone else make it legal? Am i missing something here?

frankmoney:
rivers state university , the environment is beautiful and it's well planned

Lol. If you take pesin wey dem born for village go Lagos for the first time, e go tink san na london e de. Guy, you need serious exposure.

Gamesmart:
When you are able to attend a university with 25th percentile SAT/ACT levels of:

Private Universities - (SAT >1300; ACT >29)

Public Universities - (SAT >1200; ACT >27)

Come back, then you would be in the range to even have a right to speak with me, you would learn not to boast about universities below that academic level and you would have a different mentality from that of one happy to shake the hands of people like me.

You remind me of the excited half-baked graduates in Nigeria whose life dream is achieved when they shake the hand of Dangote or take a selfie with him.

You are nowhere near my level, son.

Lol. Keep googling. You do realize you are using the internet to justify whatever argument you have right? Smh. Do you want me to paste 5 links right now saying it is an awesome school whose focus is on actual education? What matters i got what you will never have; an opportunity for a worthwhile education. You are just too dumb. If i come add all the ones wey army don give me nko? You go just die. Ok, which one did you go to? Apart from the one in okokomaiko i mean. And you keep conveniently avoiding other awesome achievements of mine bra. What have you done with your life so far aside trying to feed yourself. Speaking of that, when are you sending me your detail. Time de go na.

Gamesmart:
Please stop this senseless and cretinous boasts.

"I paid a lot of money to attend a whole MSU, a great university"

"I shook the President's hands, a big thing of pride in my world"

"I own a shack in 3 different continents"

It just makes you look stupid and exposes the level of your dumbness.

Already told you; it not boasts if it's true. It's called accomplishments. I know for you, paramount on your list of achievements is three square meals a day but for more accomplished individuals like us, it is a second thought. If i was in your small shoes i would think all these accomplishments aren't a big deal too. I mean, since you will never hope to come close to it why should you be impressed? Have a little ambition in life please. It is very fulfilling. Still waiting for your details. How are you going to survive this week? I am here to help. Just say the word.

mach98:
Stop making assumptions for me... That's the problem with most people, you always jump to wrong conclusions. I don't need google to answer the questions is different from I don't need google to answer all the questions. Big difference

But you did not specify which questions you could not answer na. The questions on the thread are all the questions. Or am i missing something here?

mach98:
Did I state I don't use google? This is what happens when you don't read what is typed properly, I stated I don't need google to answer some of the questions here like the OP wanted

Still doesn't make any sense. You trying to say you can answer every question asked on the thread without looking it up? Ok. Tell us more.

mach98:
Let some of them be doing their self, I don't need Google to answer

Dumbest thing i ever heard. So you don't use google. Really. Tell us another one.

Jaqenhghar:
One my family friend when nearly die on top power bike na police cause him accident. Illegal roadblock for junction
The second friend wasnt so lucky na bad road cause him accident +careless/indifference of hospital staff kill am. Maybe when I leave sha....

Funny thing is operating a motor bike is easy. You just have to follow the same mentality as you would driving a car. The freedom bikes give make people take too many chances.

Gamesmart:
Stop trying to correct good grammar with bad machine-gun grammar from Mushin School of Uselessness.

If shaking a mans's hand and being excited enough to boast about it is amounting to something at MSU, count me the fuuuck out. I would amount to the man with the hand you are grateful to shake.

You don't even know what you phucked up about. Lol. I think the word you were looking for is embarrassed. Not shy. . And i am not only proud of the level of education i have attained, but also having property in three different continents, leading men into combat, etc. I see you conveniently avoided those things. Lol. Shame no gree you enter that domain. And yes, meeting obama is a thing of pride bro, especially in the service of my country. I know you don't know what that means but to Americans, it's a big deal for us. Have you eaten today? Send me your info. I got 5 dollars with your name on it . That should feed you for a year.

Jaqenhghar:
Hahahaha
If I could leave right now I will brother. Make e mature first.
The weekend quiet Ive been sleeping. How is yours.. tue madam and the family

Everyone is fine bro.

theophorus:
...Wanted to buy one in 2013 but A colleagues told me stories of Friends He lost to the "sport"


I just hope after that Party some people will not loss their Bike to "those boys".

I respect anyone who is brave enough to ride a motor bike in Nigeria.

3Dobserver:
Olosho

It's always funny when i see a woman criticizing another woman. As we all know, every woman na virgin till e get belle.

Gamesmart:
Fuuuck you.

Unlike you, I am at the level where my thinking is that your president should be delighted shaking my hands and MSU would be somewhere I would be shy to tell people I attended because it exposes my intellectual limitations.

Idiot, so you are one of the idiots in the military taking orders.

Fool, I give it! Taking it go dey pain me.

Lol. He missed the part about property in three continents and others. And i would be "shy" (I don tell una say this guy go school for okokomaiko) to tell people where i got educated if i was you too since you just proved my point. You and i know that you will never amount to anything in life. At least we already agree about that.

Jaqenhghar:
Abeg no mind am. Thats tye stuff he uses to console himself that his life is less miseravle than it aready is. Im surprised you engaged his folly that long

It just irks me every time i meet m.orons like gamesmart. They have this belief that like his moniker, life is on a screen. I don tell you make you comot for that country. Mixing with id.iots like that is just too unhealthy for words. I go de bug you till you do. Anyway, how your weekend so far?

You all do realize we have google now right?

Gamesmart:
"Of course" it is true.

That is a MSU "Of course" though. Conjecture.

Let me put it like this, even if you were good enough to enter UMich, you would still be below me in academics and station in life.

You see the way I embarrassed you while you were being cocky? It was that easy because I knew you were not that smart. It was easy to know when someone can come online to boast about MSU like if he attended Harvard.

Go and do you masters at an institution at my level, then you would be able to communicate with your audiences.


MSU?

Na that one person wan dey use shine?

Chineke God, make I no laugh die.

Anyway, levels pass levels.

God forbid. No be only that kain tin i de take shine. If i wan shine na to tell you say, or ask you if you've experienced cultures in more than 30 countries, or if you can snipe anyone at more than 500 meters, or if you've ever shaken your presidents hand, or if you own property in three different continents, or if you can halo out of an aircraft, or have led men into combat, or, you know what? the list is endless. You are too dumb to realize that your experiences and education limits you. It's too damn obvious. Have you eaten today?